Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

The first time Jiang Weihe had a definite understanding of pregnancy was in the third grade of elementary school.

At that time, Jiang Weihe was gnawing on a chicken leg, which was so hard that Jiang Weihe remembered it for 20 years.Suddenly his mother asked him if he wanted a younger brother or a younger sister, Jiang Weihe replied without thinking, younger sister!Mom said, I want girls too.Dad said, your mother is pregnant, you have to take good care of her, listen to her and don't make her angry, otherwise she will give you a younger brother.

Jiang Weihe asked curiously, how did mother get pregnant?

Dad said, that is the crystallization of my love with your mother.Mom gave Dad a punch, don't say that there is nothing, just tell him the truth, so that he won't harm girls in the future!

So Dad explained to Jiang Weihe emotionally: how people get pregnant, babies grow up in the mother's womb, and they want to have children with the one they love... Mom gave Dad another punch, you and a What does the child say whether he likes it or not?What can he understand?Jiang Weihe realized: Got it, he loves Ultraman the most, and when he grows up, he will marry Ultraman and have children!

Times have changed, and Jiang Weihe would never have imagined that one day, he would give birth to a child for his former colleague.

Alas, life is all about going through trials and tribulations, every night is difficult to stay up every night, everything is unbearable, everything is unbearable, before I was worried about not getting pregnant, and when I was pregnant, I was worrying about having a child.

"Xiao Duan, have you ever thought about a terrible result?"

"what?"

Duan Jinnian is in a good mood visible to the naked eye, and he would snigger from time to time. Jiang Weihe is very understanding:

"Laugh if you want."

In the next second, Jiang Weihe was thrown onto the sofa by Duan Jinnian. During this time, Duan Jinnian's hair had grown long and fluffy, and he rubbed against Jiang Weihe's neck affectionately. Always overwhelming, Jiang Weihe rubbed Duan Jinnian's nape with the graffiti-style fuckoff, and Duan Jinnian murmured in Jiang Weihe's arms:

"Brother Weihe, I will take responsibility for you."

It's over, Baoyou, I'm not responsible for this!Jiang Weihe is very taboo about this statement, making it seem like he and Duan Jinnian tasted the forbidden fruit and got pregnant accidentally. The plot fast forwards to the time when he is wearing a dress designed by the world's top wedding dress designer and handmade in Italy, and then goes through the security check for 49 days and 999999 days. After going through customs and nucleic acid testing, it was finally shipped back to China. The dreamy and gorgeous princess wedding dress inlaid with [-] Swarovski rhinestones married Duan Jinnian.

"If you can't go back after giving birth to a child, we have to raise the child."

"Ah."

"Give some reaction!"

"Then raise it." Duan Jinnian raised his head and looked at Jiang Weihe with an innocent upper eye, "Are you going to lose it?"

"how is this possible!"

The fat orange booger of Jiang Weihe's house is a stray cat he picked up on the set. Jiang Weihe is reluctant to throw away cats, cats and dogs, let alone a child.

"But I was thinking, uh, just the two of us? Two old men?"

"Then... hire a nanny?"

——Is it him? Is it a matter of hiring a nanny? !Sure enough, there was a generation gap between boys and men!

"That's right, I said in case, a hypothesis, if you or I find someone you like, you must marry the person you like, right? Then the child—"

"Don't you think this assumption is strange? Why do you make this assumption?" Duan Jinnian sat up and asked angrily, "Don't you like me so you do it with me?"

"Huh? I don't like you?"

Abba aba?Jiang Weihe saw that Duan Jinnian was showing signs of flirting again, so he quickly explained:

"Oh, the liking I said refers to the kind of liking that wants to give birth to you, er, no, I can't say that, I want to give you children, but I don't want to give you children voluntarily, er, it's not right, I said I refuse in my heart, but if we don’t follow the development of the plot, we can’t go back, I have to give birth to you, I’m hello everyone! Don’t you want to go back?”

"..."

Duan Jinnian was speechless for a long time, but his eyes gradually turned red.Jiang Weihe almost went into shock on the spot: Did this make Duan Jinnian cry? !

Finish sending it!Jiang Weihe's hands and feet are cold and his whole body is cold: If he returns to the original world, and the fact that he made Duan Jinnian cry is known, he will definitely be assassinated by Duan Jinnian's fan Pansy overnight, and his head will hang in the city for three days. Pansy will definitely use "beautiful Chinese" to massacre his Weibo, Chaohua, Personal Square, Douban and other social networking platforms indiscriminately, saying that he bullied his former colleagues, acted viciously, and his heart can be punished, and he strongly demands Ban Jiang Weihe this kind of "inferior entertainers" and @平安娱乐圈, it is recommended to kill them quickly.

"Xiao Duan, let me explain. I really didn't mean any harm. I was afraid that we would go back to the file after you died, so I sat on it as soon as my brain got hot. I know you have someone you like, and you don't want to do this kind of thing with me. , so you just treat it as a mission, don't feel psychological pressure, and don't take it to heart, it's all fake anyway, when we go back, just pretend nothing happened..."

"I see," Duan Jinnian coldly interrupted Jiang Weihe, "I'm going to the gym."

What kind of fitness in the morning? Wouldn’t it be good to do the fifth set of national radio gymnastics for middle school students? Jiang Weihe dared not say anything, so he could only welcome Duan Jinnian to leave.

Because Duan Jinnian hasn't put on a bad face for a long time, Jiang Weihe is a little emotional: It's not Duan Jinnian who got the wormwood, it wasn't Duan Jinnian who got pregnant, and it wasn't Duan Jinnian who gave birth to a child. Jinnian is a card holder, is it the bank card that pays the hard work?Obviously an ATM machine!

Okay, let's put aside these things, let's talk about something vulgar, he is not the only one who enjoys doing this, Duan Jinnian panted louder than him when he sprinted.

Men are really nothing. If you go whoring for nothing, you still have to pretend to be a chaste and strong man. Hmph, even if Jiang Weihe is not clean, Duan Jinnian is still a dirty man, a good match!After Jiang Weihe beat Duan Jinnian in his heart, he won a spiritual victory, and finally he was in a better mood, watching TV happily.

In this world, they don’t have communication tools, and Jiang Weihe can’t exercise because he wants to prepare for pregnancy. He spends his days bored in the hotel with nothing to do but watch TV. Jiang Weihe has finished watching all the cartoons and listened to hundreds of episodes of cross talk from Deyun Society.The more I listened, the more I felt that if Duan Jinnian was banned from the entertainment industry for making Duan Jinnian cry, it would be better to reincarnate as a sketch actor. However, the possibility of a sketch actor going to the Spring Festival Gala these days is not as great as the possibility of being a popular actor on the Spring Festival Gala.

Duan Jinnian came back after staying in the gym all morning, Jiang Weihe waited for him to finish taking a shower, and the two went to the restaurant for dinner together.Alas, the community of destiny is like this, let’s make do with it, whether we can leave or not, but in the past, Jiang Weihe would tell Duan Jinnian the new cross talk jokes he heard, but today they quarreled, Jiang Weihe would not give it to Duan. Jinnian said it.

Walking into the elevator, Duan Jinnian pressed the floor number, and the elevator door slowly closed.

"Brother Weihe." Duan Jinnian called Jiang Weihe dryly.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm sorry," Duan Jinnian obediently admitted his mistake, drooping his head, "I was wrong."

"Oh, it's all right."

Jiang Weihe was flattered that Duan Jinnian would apologize!But thinking about it carefully, every time Duan Jinnian shakes his face in an inexplicable way, Jiang Weihe really doesn't understand what made the prince unhappy.But the entertainment industry is like this, the speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention, the last time Duan Jinnian's friend said he was old-fashioned, Jiang Weihe has been thinking about it until now.

"Brother Weihe, I want to make it clear to you."

Oh Mo, getting serious, Jiang Weihe turned his head to face Duan Jinnian:

"You said."

Duan Jinnian took a deep breath:

"I actually like—"

"Ding."

As soon as the elevator door opened, Jiang Weihe screamed:

"Xi Rui?!"

"Big cock?!" Xi Rui was more surprised than Jiang Weihe, especially when he saw Duan Jinnian beside him, "Your man is not dead?!"

Why are these words so ugly... Jiang Weihe glanced nervously at Duan Jinnian, but Duan Jinnian didn't respond.

"Actually, when I saw you like this before, I thought you were out to sell like me."

Xi Rui smiled and hooked Jiang Weihe's shoulders. This time Xi Rui was well dressed, and the smell of perfume on his body made Jiang Weihe want to sneeze.

"What am I?"

"It's the pink moon fleeing from the world, the romantic ocean wandering in the world, you are the lonely rose-colored nebula, and the charming and gentle town where men dream and die—"

Is he sick again? Jiang Wei He Cong pointed at Xi Rui's lips, and smiled evilly:

"Understood, I am not a human being."

"Oh, by the way, you are too bold, aren't you afraid of meeting our boss?"

"I killed him." Duan Jinnian said calmly.

"Hey?!" Xi Rui jumped up in fright, "When did it happen?"

"Yesterday," Duan Jinnian glanced at Xi Rui, "What's your boss's code name?"

"It seems to be J."

...It sounds weird.

Sure enough, he is also an old colleague of Murderer Jinnian?It seems that Killer Jinnian has no friends like the star Duan Jinnian, and Killer Jinnian is even worse, making enemies everywhere. Since there are D and J, there should be ABCEFG. Maybe the killer organization will send an entire alphabet to hunt down Duan Jinnian, that yellow-haired guy from before might also have a code name.Jiang Weihe did a quick calculation: the killing method has turned against the water, and there are 25 left, and after killing two, there are 23 left...

"Big cock, I like you more and more."

Xi Rui took Jiang Weihe's arm, leaned his head lightly on Jiang Weihe's shoulder, and asked with a smile:

"How long have you been with him?"

"I'm with him..."

Jiang Weihe subconsciously looked at Duan Jinnian: If it was the real world, they have known each other for almost three years, and they have been in this world for more than two months. Jiang Weihe's straight male thinking made him count his fingers for a long time before he realized this " With the meaning of "mua, how come one by one, can't it be a pure socialist brotherhood?You have to wear colored glasses to see them, superficial!

"He and I are, uh...brothers." Jiang Weihe said a little guilty.

"That's it."

Xi Rui turned his head to look at Duan Jinnian thoughtfully.

"Ding."

The elevator door opened, but Xi Rui still held Jiang Weihe's hand. He was half a head shorter than Jiang Weihe, so he had to stand on tiptoe to reach Jiang Weihe's ear.

"Be careful with your man, he is not a good thing."

After talking about Xi Rui, he happily left, Jiang Weihe rubbed his ears inexplicably: He and Duan Jinnian get along day and night, do you know what kind of guy he is, and it takes an outsider to tell.

"What did he tell you?"

Duan Jinnian asked in a deep voice.

"He said you are not a good thing."

Jiang Weihe borrowed a knife to kill someone.

"Yeah." Duan Jinnian didn't deny it.

作者有话要说：段谨年：想哭，但还是觉得艹服比较好感谢在2021-08-1723:35:29~2021-08-2522:49:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the deep-water torpedo: Li Dengshan, why 1 out of [-];

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 34735776, why 1 out of [-];

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Li climbed 2; lst 1;

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 2 Strawberry Fences; TR, 34735776, 851005, 1 Why, Nanbobobo, Siweimian, GGAD, Fang Qianyu, ASTR[-];

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