Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"Wait, wait!"

Jiang Weihe hastily held down Duan Jinnian's restless cat's paw, blushing so anxiously that he stammered:

"I'm a straight man..."

Duan Jinnian stopped his movements, like a proud and elegant cat, looking down at Jiang Weihe condescendingly, with an expression of "hmm, you continue to make up and I'll listen".

"So I want to be the one on top!" Jiang Weihe said wildly.

"reason?"

Duan Jinnian raised his eyebrows a little, Jiang Weihe realized that there was room for negotiation, and immediately raised his eyebrows: The horn of battle has sounded, as Dangai 0 who has suffered from stereotypes, the time to defend himself as 1 is coming!

"I can't be a 0 in the drama, but I have to be a 0 in reality. You have to give me a chance to express it? The grass and water I suffered in the same humanities can make the Sahara desert grow into the Amazon rainforest overnight. I have been suffering as 0 for a long time, give me a chance to show it?"

"Rejected." Duan Jin denied it young and flutteringly.

"Why?! Is this request too much?"

Jiang Weihe grinned like an angry puppy who couldn't get the dried meat.

"Straight men don't think about superiors and subordinates."

"What would the straight man think about?"

"Straight men don't think about having sex with men."

Duan Jinnian hit the nail on the head, and Jiang Weihe fell silent: Duan Jinnian made a good point, but he couldn't refute it.But optimism is the good quality of Jiang Weihe, okay, if you are not straight, then you can be straight, even if you become gay, he must be 1, the two do not conflict.

"Then, man, use the symbol of a man to speak, whoever is older will be number one."

Speaking of which, Jiang Weihe has also seen Duan Jinnian's "insulation cup" many times, but all of them are seen in the fandom world. This is the second setting of the fandom author, which is full of malicious male reproductive worship. Jiang Weihe complained about this: Why is Duan Jinnian a thermos cup and he can only be a MAC bullet?Why should Duan Jinnian be the scabbard of the Dragon Slaying Sword?

If you take it out, you may not know who is the MAC bullet!

"Sure?"

"Of course," Jiang Weihe got ready, "Take off together in threes, twos, and ones."

"it is good."

"Three, two, and one!"

Jiang Weihe's face seemed to be hit head-on by a hot fire stick, and he almost smiled Jiuquan, no, he couldn't die in such a humiliating way, otherwise he would have died in the Hall of Yama, Lord Yan asked him how he died, he couldn't say that he was killed by a stick Hook B and kill it!

The clown turned out to be myself, excuse me.Those who know the current affairs are heroes, Jiang Weihe wrapped his bathrobe silently:

"Oh Duan, I didn't notice that it's already five o'clock. I have to film at night, so go to bed first and good night."

Jiang Weihe was afraid that Duan Jinnian would dig him out of the quilt to punish him, but Duan Jinnian was very reasonable:

"Go to sleep."

But Jiang Weihe is not lying to Duan Jinnian, he is really sleepy, as soon as his head touches the pillow, his eyes are crooked, his mouth is slanted, and his mouth is drooling.

Jiang Weihe was woken up by the ringing of his mobile phone. He was about to turn over to get the mobile phone on the bedside table, but found that Duan Jinnian was sleeping peacefully on his chest in a cat curled up position.Damn, no wonder I have nightmares dreaming that I am forced to perform a chest crushing boulder.

In order not to wake up Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe could only stretch his arms to reach the mobile phone beside the bed. Suddenly Duan Jinnian raised his hand to grab the mobile phone and handed it to Jiang Weihe. The caller ID was Assistant Shanshan.

"What is the order of the organization?"

"Have you recorded the birthday wishes for Zheng Taoying yet?"

"Of course it was—forgot."

"I knew it. Open the door. Xiaoyuan and I are already at the door of your room."

Jiang Weihe broke out in a cold sweat: What should I do during that period of Jinnian? !

The old-fashioned excuse of "two men having a secret meeting in a hotel late at night to watch a luminous watch" is not popular these days. It is usually "a secret meeting between two men in a hotel late at night, and the double row will score all night." As for what exactly they did, I know myself.

Duan Jinnian didn't care:

"Then I'll go?"

"Don't go, we didn't do anything anyway, we have a clear conscience, what's wrong with being alone and widowed in the same room? Just say you came to take me to eat chicken, OK?"

Duan Jinnian nodded, Jiang Weihe finally opened the door in peace, Shan Shan patted Jiang Weihe's chest:

"Yo beautiful girl, her breasts are alluring."

"You're so perverted and disgusting, I'll beat you with fists!"

Jiang Weihe protected his chest and acted like a baby. Most of the girls in his studio called him "beauty, princess, and young lady". Later, Jiang Weihe learned that there is a kind of The fan group of "clay sculpture fans" simply refers to men as women as "wife" and women as men as "husband". Jiang Weihe can't understand it at all, but he respects biological diversity.

As soon as Shanshan and Xiaoyuan entered the door, they saw Duan Jinnian sitting on the sofa and looking at his mobile phone. Just as he was about to open his mouth to say "ah", Jiang Weihe covered him with each hand:

"Sister Meng, don't get excited, it's not what you think, Xiao Duan and I are innocent, nothing happened, you little girls, don't see two lonely men and widows together, just, just you know, It has caused some bad influences, and it has greatly affected my reputation. Chastity is the greatest value of a boy. If a boy loses his chastity, he will be worthless..."

Shanshan rolled his eyes, with a speechless expression of "Damn it":

"We haven't said anything yet, hurry up and put on makeup, and we'll leave after the shoot."

Jiang Weihe sat down quickly, and the filming of Zao Chaosheng was finished early.

Zheng Taoying is an actress who plays opposite Jiang Weihe's new play.If Duan Jinnian's acting skills are rotten, then Zheng Taoying's acting skills are rotten, and now these idols don't really want to act, they move their mouths casually, and the rest is due to the post-dubbing, anyway. There are fans paying for it.

Zheng Taoying is a quasi-first-line traffic promoted by the capital side. It just so happens that Jiang Weihe has exploded recently, so they arranged for the two to embed thread to speculate on CP in the early stage, so that Jiang Weihe made a small video of birthday blessings.

Because Jiang Weihe was extremely rejected in his heart, he was passive and slowed down, otherwise he would not have been urged by his assistant.

The content of the video is also very silly, that is, Jiang Weihe dances with the happy BGM of "say goodbye to all troubles and say hello to all happiness", and finally offers blessings to Zheng Taoying.

"Don't look dead, be happy, you are giving a gift, not a funeral."

In short, the video was finally filmed after a lot of tossing. Before Shanshan left, he seriously asked Jiang Weihe to pay attention to the influence. He and Duan Jinnian are also competitors anyway, and the products they endorse are all competing products.Jiang Weihe wants to cry but has no tears: I really have nothing to do with him...

Sending Shanshan and Xiaoyuan away, Jiang Weihe was annoyed to be destroyed. He sat down next to Duan Jinnian and leaned his head on Duan Jinnian's shoulder, like a dog begging for comfort. Duan Jin asked in a young voice:

"what happened?"

"Tired." Jiang Weihe yawned.

"Then have lunch and take a nap." Duan Jinnian coaxed Jiang Weihe to be very familiar with the road.

"Don't eat, lose weight, eat less meat today, I will walk the catwalk at Victoria's Secret tomorrow, drink less soup tomorrow, and I will open for Victoria's Secret the day after tomorrow!"

"Brother Weihe, there is something I want to tell you."

"You said I listened."

After a lengthy silence, Duan Jinnian spoke slowly:

"I said that the person I like is you, always you. I like to see Brother Weihe smile the most. It is very sweet and cute. Every time I see Brother Weihe smile, it seems that there are a thousand rabbits in his chest." Bouncing, I thought it was a sign of happiness, but then I realized that when you see someone you like, there are a thousand rabbits bouncing in your chest."

"ZZZZ..."

Jiang Weihe let out a shocking snoring sound that knocked down the UFO outside the atmosphere.

Duan Jinnian was startled, and immediately got up and hugged Jiang Weihe to the bed, covered him with a quilt, and left quietly.

After the weak electronic sound of "di" sounded, Jiang Weihe's eyes stared like copper bells in an instant—Is the person Duan Jinnian likes actually myself? !

Jiang Weihe couldn't sleep now.

It was not until the evening that Jiang Weihe sent a WeChat message to Duan Jinnian, saying that he woke up and found that Duan Jinnian was gone, and asked where Duan Jinnian was going. After a few warm words with Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian didn't mention the matter of confession again.

After the film was finished, the company decided to choose a script for Jiang Weihe. Jiang Weihe was finally able to breathe. He usually recorded variety shows as a special guest to earn some quick money, and went fishing when he had nothing to do.

Today, Jiang Weihe caught a seven-pound grass carp, so he invited some good friends over to eat boiled fish. He had thought about inviting Duan Jinnian, but Duan Jinnian was rather abrupt, like bringing a partner to meet a brother Yes, forget it.

While eating and drinking, after a few rounds, everyone blushed and their necks were thick, and their voices were eight degrees higher. They joked that if you want to find a partner, you should look for someone like Wei He, who is beautiful and can cook, but it's a pity that he is a man. Shen Yu laughed loudly, what's wrong with the man, you don't want children, it doesn't matter to the man!Jiang Weihe picked up a wine bottle to hit them, I'm a straight man!Less him? Choreograph me!

Shen Yu was taken aback by Jiang Weihe, and quickly grabbed the beer bottle from Jiang Weihe's hand:

"Straight men are straight men, why are you yelling so loudly?"

Jiang Weihe didn't know that he was so bearded and glaring, who should show the 300 taels of silver here, but he felt that he was a straight man, he, he had a girlfriend, and he had never liked a man, but Duan Jinnian...Jiang Weihe thought in a daze, if it was Duan Jinnian, he might think about it, just go ahead...

"Little lazy pig, the sun is drying your ass, if you don't get up again, I will wake you up."

In his distress, Jiang Weihe's shoulders were shaken slightly. Who, which high-quality human fritters are calling him?Jiang Weihe reluctantly opened his eyes, oh, he crossed over again.

Jiang Weihe has long been in samadhi as an old monk, and he is not surprised by changes.He sat up and quickly scanned the surrounding environment. He was in a luxuriously decorated hotel room. There was a strange man standing by the bed. He was probably in his 30s and looked good. It’s just that when you woke up, he appeared in front of you. A stranger who calls you "Little Lazy Pig" is unavoidably a little scary and a little underwhelming.The man smiled and kissed his cheek:

"Little Benben, you woke up too late, you still have to be kissed, I'll take you to wash up."

Jiang Weihe twitched and shivered, and rubbed vigorously where the man had kissed. The man bent down and hugged Jiang Weihe by the waist in the posture of a princess hug. Jiang Weihe roared in disgust:

"No, no, no, no! My elementary school sports meeting is the champion of the 50-meter race every year. I will walk by myself!"

Jiang Weihe sprinted [-] meters into the bathroom, and the man looked at Jiang Weihe with a mouth full of foam with a smile on his face:

"Clean up, I'll take you home to see my son later."

"Why do I want to see your son?" Jiang Weihe spat out the mouthwash in confusion, "Is your son very good?"

"Baby, I know you are afraid that he will not accept you, don't worry, you are so cute, he will definitely like you."

The man walked up behind Jiang Weihe, caught him off guard, and hugged him from behind. Jiang Weihe almost fainted, and almost spit mouthwash on the man's face:

"Brother, let's talk if we have something to say, don't touch your hands, okay?"

"Baby, you look so cute with prickly hair today." The man gnawed on the back of Jiang Weihe's neck, and began to grope irregularly with his hands, "I want you."

"wait wait wait!"

Is this him? What kind of fanfiction is this?Why do you fight with a strange man here as soon as you come up?Jiang Weihe took a lot of effort to pull the man away, and pretending to be cute in a coquettish voice, he raised his fist and slammed on the man:

"No, you're good or bad, I'm so shy! Let's talk about it after finishing business."

"Ouch, baby, you hurt me..."

Judging from the current relationship between the characters, the little boy Jiang Weihe seems to be the lover of this greasy man.

The driver was driving, and the greasy man and Jiang Weihe were sitting side by side in the back seat of the car. The greasy man was touching Jiang Weihe all the way, otherwise it would be "baby kissing pigs". Jiang Weihe was so disgusted that he wanted to jump out of the car and run away several times.

The car stopped in front of a villa, the two got out of the car, and servants greeted them respectfully on both sides:

"Hello sir, hello madam."

……lady?

"What about the young year?"

"Master is waiting for you in the living room."

So the greasy man walked into the living room with Jiang Weihe on his arm, and there was a young man sitting on the sofa. The moment Jiang Weihe met his eyes, his three views were completely ruined: Fangirls, you are so serious, curious, and hellish taste……

"Xiao Nian, come over to say hello, this is Jiang Weihe."

The young man sat on the sofa, staring at Jiang Weihe silently.

"Xiao Nian, he will be your new mother from now on." The man smiled and put his arms around Jiang Weihe, then pointed to the young man on the sofa, "This is my son, Duan Jinnian."

Jiang Weihe greeted Duan Jinnian with a stiff smile:

"Hi, hi...Hello, son."

The author has something to say: Originally, I wanted to write an essay about a no-brainer, but JJ stipulates that you can’t write pure essays about your mom, so this OOC fan will have some silly suspense, if you want to scold me, I will I have written a little mother article... I have no more manuscripts, and I will try my best to hold back 55 I have been very busy at work recently