Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Jiang Weihe rolled out of the bed with a thud, almost hitting his brains, but Jiang Weihe ignored the sharp pain in the back of his head, and subconsciously curled up to protect his abdomen... Flat?Where are the children? !The child is gone? !Jiang Weihe raised the hem of his shirt with trembling hands, and the outline of his six-pack abs was faintly visible—this is the body of the star Jiang Weihe, and he is back again.

For some reason, Jiang Weihe didn’t feel much joy when he came back this time, and was even shrouded in a sense of loss, “It’s okay, it’s okay, Jiang Weihe’s self-consolation is all fake, it’s just humanistic, He won't really conceive a child, and Duan Jinnian won't really die—that's right, Duan Jinnian!Jiang Weihe was crawling all over the ground looking for his phone, when the phone rang:

"Give a super double with the backhand, and make a fortune with a muffled voice..."

The caller ID is Duan Jinnian. Jiang Weihe has known Duan Jinnian for so long, the first time he received a call from Duan Jinnian, he almost forgot that he had saved Duan Jinnian's number, so he quickly picked it up:

"Hey, Duan, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, how about you?"

"I..." Jiang Weihe hadn't recovered from the shock of the miscarriage, and murmured in despair, "My child, my child is gone..."

"Brother Weihe, we have returned to the real world."

"Oh, yes."

Duan Jinnian was silent for a while, and asked tentatively:

"Brother Weihe, are you free tonight, do you want to see me?"

"I have to film..."

Jiang Weihe is already a mature social animal. Even after spending half a year in the fandom world, he can still remember that he wants to shoot night scenes. This level of dedication can only be respected!

"Okay, wait until you are free."

"Xiao Duan," Jiang Weihe called Duan Jinnian, "these... are all fake, right?"

"Ah."

"But in case this is actually a parallel world, then you, then we—"

"Then we are lovers." Duan Jinnian said quickly.

"Don't, don't, don't," Jiang Weihe's heart beat suddenly, "I dare not touch porcelain."

Pansy's fighting power is so strong that it can tear ten Jiang Wei He Xiba into pieces.Duan Jinnian didn't say anything else. After hanging up the phone, Jiang Weihe called Jiang Weixi again. He greeted her well and asked her if her aunt was in pain recently. Jiang Weixi was puzzled:

"Why do you ask this suddenly? Could it be that you received a sanitary napkin endorsement?"

"As a brother, can't I care about my sister's health?!"

Jiang Weixi immediately put on a show and screamed:

"It hurts, it hurts, it depends on the 'Hundred Years River' kissing to get better."

How dare Jiang Weihe speak out, more than a kiss, the "masters of ceremonies" are yelling every day that "a century-old river" is really "a century-old river". Maybe it could be (1/4).

"Okay, okay, don't be silly, I'm a straight man, how can I kiss a man, it's so evil." Jiang Weihe shouted to catch the thief.

On the way back to the crew hotel, Jiang Weihe decided to read this "magic work" that made him nervous. He asked Xiaoyuan for the TXT of "Stockholm Rose", and used his years of script reading speed to read ten lines at a glance , ignoring the meaningless flamboyant rhetoric, skipping the description of high-intensity anaerobic exercise that visually occupies 50% of the full text, the essence of this text is the love-hate relationship between a United Nations-certified 5A-level senior PUA master and a live body critic.

The content of the story is roughly: the young master Jiang Weihe, due to a hidden disease in his body, never loved his mother or his mother since he was a child, but he is also a poppy flower in the world - the author's original words, male creatures all over the world fall in love with him as soon as they see him Can not extricate themselves.

The young master Shen Yu is the childhood sweetheart of the young master Jiang Weihe. Since the Jiang family is on the verge of bankruptcy, the parents want the young master Jiang Weihe to marry the young master Shen Yu. She was still forced to marry the young master Shen Yu. At the wedding, a mysterious person appeared and took away the young master Jiang Weihe. This person was the murderer Jinnian.

The two encountered various dangers along the way, but Killer Jinnian desperately protected the young master Jiang Weihe, so the young master Jiang Weihe, who had never been cherished and loved by anyone, couldn't help but fell in love with Killer Jinnian!In order to repay the killing method Jinnian, the young master Jiang Weihe gave his first time to the killing method Jinnian!

Seeing this, Jiang Weihe was already a little in a trance: Is this him who is with whom?If you want to say that these two are Jiang Weihe and Duan Jinnian, then Jiang Weihe thinks that these two can also be Zhang Fei and Li Kui.

Slowly first... Jiang Weihe's self-comfort cannot be so superficial. Since it can be called a "suppression circle", there must be a reason for its suppression, so he adjusted his mentality and continued to read. I want the young master Jiang Weihe!Then licked... the first time he... bleed... said... this was the best red wine he'd ever had...

The most delicious red wine...red wine...

Jiang Weihe vowed that he would never drink red wine again in his life.After having tasted the taste of a man, the young master Jiang Weihe completely let go of himself, pestering the killing methods every day, wanting to ask for it every day, Jiang Weihe skipped this part, and then the young master Jiang Weihe became pregnant, hey, this is the time Shocking reversal!In fact, these people who chased and killed the two of them were entrusted by Killer Jinnian. The real identity of Killer Jinnian is the leader of the killer organization. These people are all his subordinates, are they stupid?Was it played?

Later, the young master Jiang Weihe couldn't stand the fact of being deceived, so he staged a crematorium where he escaped and chased his wife. The final killing method was to find the young master Jiang Weihe who was about to give birth in a public toilet, and deliver their child with his own hands. The full text is over.

After watching it, Jiang Weihe looked like an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone. He was thinking about a question very seriously: Does this count as an infringement of personal reputation rights?He wanted to send a lawyer's letter to the author for Duan Jinnian, but then he thought that Duan Jinnian had read this article, and he might have enjoyed it...

Jiang Weihe shivered violently.

After the night show, Jiang Weihe dragged his tired body back to the hotel, and saw a tall man standing at the door of his hotel from a long distance away.The man was wearing a fisherman's hat and a black mask, and his whole body was covered in black. He looked so suspicious that Jiang Weihe almost called the police on the spot: Could it be that the illegitimate fan sneaked in?

After domestic entertainment stars become popular, it is inevitable that there will be illegitimate fans, and Jiang Weihe also has them, but this is the first time I have encountered them entering the hotel.

Jiang Weihe approached the man nervously. The man was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. He seemed to sense Jiang Weihe's approach, so he turned his head and looked at Jiang Weihe.

After all, it was a relationship of sharing the same bed for half a year. Even if only two eyes were exposed, Jiang Weihe recognized it in a second:

"Xiao Duan?! Why are you here?"

"I want to see you." Duan Jinnian said bluntly.

Jiang Weihe blushed: Is it an illusion?Why didn't I find that Duan Jinnian's words were so nasty before...

"Come in and talk."

Jiang Weihe hurriedly swiped open the door of the room, and the dog Songsong pulled Duan Jinnian into the room, feeling a little sad in his heart: other people's brothers always go in and out of the hotel late at night with beautiful women, why can only go in and out of the hotel with male ex-colleagues when he comes here?The family members were in tears.

"Have you been waiting for a long time? Why don't you say anything? What if someone sees you..."

Jiang Weihe poured a glass of water for Duan Jinnian, Duan Jinnian took off his mask, took a sip of the water:

"will not."

Jiang Weihe took out his mobile phone to check the time, it was already 4:48, he didn't know how long Duan Jinnian had been waiting here.

"Aren't you going to class tomorrow?"

Jiang Weihe was sleepy, every time he went back to the hotel after the night scene, he would take a shower, brush his teeth and skin care, and finally bounce into the bed and fall asleep in seconds, so he began to take off his clothes in front of Duan Jinnian, who was sitting on the sofa Look at him:

"Tomorrow is Saturday."

"Yeah, I forgot... I'm going to take a shower, wait for me for 10 minutes!"

"Go."

Jiang Weihe didn't dare to keep Duan Jinnian waiting for a long time, he didn't even have time to dry his hair after washing it, and the ends of his hair were dripping, and he came out of the bathroom to meet Duan Jinnian.

"Xiaoduan you—"

"Why don't you blow your hair?" Duan Jinnian interrupted Jiang Weihe.

"Oh, it's okay, I'll do it later." Is it because I'm afraid of you waiting, Jiang Weihe secretly thought.

"Blow dry."

Duan Jinnian's tone was irresistible, so Jiang Weihe obediently went to the bathroom to dry his hair, patted on some toner, and cleaned himself up a bit. The face of the face is open, this face is not worth mentioning.

"Xiao Duan, how did you end up? Did you die?"

Jiang Weihe sat on the edge of the bed shaking his calf and asked, he was still brooding, this plot was not in the fanfiction, so he was still very worried about Duan Jinnian.

"I don't know, I lost consciousness."

"Oh, really, don't tell me, the child has been pregnant for a long time. I always touch my belly unconsciously today. It feels flat but I'm not used to it..."

Duan Jinnian didn't say anything, just stared at Jiang Weihe's face.

Jiang Weihe originally wanted to denounce this insane fanfic with Duan Jinnian, but Duan Jinnian was speechless after seeing it.

The two looked at each other silently for a long time, and it was Duan Jinnian who broke the silence first. He opened his arms slightly towards Jiang Weihe:

"I want to hug Brother Weihe."

Jiang Weihe stepped forward without thinking, and hugged Duan Jinnian tightly. Duan Jinnian took advantage of the situation and hugged Jiang Weihe on his lap, and the two hugged each other face to face.It's not that Jiang Weihe has never sat on a man's lap, he would always sit on Shen Yu's lap heavily on purpose, smashing Shen Yu so loudly that he threatened to cut his ass off.

But sitting on Duan Jinnian's lap made Jiang Weihe feel... ashamed.

"Brother Weihe, do you want to try?"

Duan Jinnian asked in a deep voice by Jiang Weihe's ear, hot air penetrated into Jiang Weihe's ear holes, swaying like a furry cat's tail in his heart, Jiang Weihe pressed against Duan Jinnian's shoulder, the two Get some distance:

"try what?"

Like a beautiful puppet cat, Duan Jinnian sticks out half of its pink and tender tongue, revealing a tongue nail with a cold metallic luster.

"You went here to call?!" Jiang Weihe took a deep breath.

"I had it before, but I didn't wear it."

With the opening and closing of Duan Jinnian's lips, the smooth ball flickered in Duan Jinnian's mouth, and Jiang Weihe stuck out his tongue obsessively, and licked the tongue nail that bewitched him.

Jiang Weihe put his hands around Duan Jinnian's slender neck, squinted his eyes in enjoyment and licked and sucked that tongue nail, making louder and louder water sounds, until he was laid flat on the bed, Jiang Weihe suddenly returned to the light His eyes widened: No, isn't he a straight man? !

The author has something to say: Some people keep saying that they are straight men, but they go to bed with men. If you don’t abide by male virtues, you will be punished as a zero forever.