Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Previously, Jiang Weihe asked the maids and cooks at home, but they didn't get any critical information, so Jiang Weihe decided to do something big.

"What's the big one?" Duan Jinnian asked with bright eyes, apparently infected by Jiang Weihe's emotions.

"Catch the oil and torture to extract a confession."

Jiang Weihe showed a villainous grin, and immediately gave Duan Jinian a non-actual performance:

"Say it! Did you kill Fang Qiaoyun? Don't say it? The old man still has a hard mouth? Clap! Clap! Give you two big mouths, do you want to say it? Don't say it, right? If you don't say it, I will kill you Cut to Yongzhi! Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, chop up the chicken stuffed dumplings and feed it to you! Oh, don’t show such an expression, men are afraid of this trick, forget it, don’t chop it so extreme, give it He drips some essential oil, and a spoonful of Laoganma..."

"..." Duan Jinnian put his legs together calmly.

"How is it? Is it okay? I think it will work."

"I don't know if it will work or not, but you must be punished if you do this." Duan Jinnian kindly reminded.

"Are you stalking me again?"

Jiang Weihe didn't appreciate it at all, he was annoyed by Duan Jinnian's point of view, he was so angry that he pinched Duan Jinnian's delicate face and squeezed it gently:

"Then you should give me some constructive advice, stinky pig!"

"Why is it a stinky pig?"

Duan Jinnian was like a dumb cat whose cheeks were kneaded but did not respond.

"Because you called me a pig before."

In Jiang Weihe's heart, there is a small notebook of vengeance. Whoever provokes him to bully him, he will secretly write it down. Just memorizing Duan Jinnian's vengeance can draw a picture of "Dwelling in Fuchun Mountains" ", first put on socks and then shoes, be a grandson first and then a father, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years.

However, now Jiang Weihe is getting more and more presumptuous towards Duan Jinnian, it's a bit despicable to say, after learning that Duan Jinnian likes him, Jiang Weihe will more or less develop a willful mentality of "being confident".

The corner of Duan Jinnian's mouth curled secretly, and was caught by the perceptive Jiang Weihe:

"why are you laughing?"

"Stinky pig and pig's head, I think it's a good match."

"Stoop!"

No, no, can this be knocked too?Jiang Weihe suddenly trembled: Could it be that Duan Jinnian is the legendary doujin man?Not only a doujin man, but also a doujin man who smashed his own CP?Not only is he a doujin man who knocks his own CP, but he is also a doujin man who knocks his own CP fiercely and curiously. The most shameless thing is that he actually knocks himself a 1 CP!Why is this kid not humble at all? !Forget it, I will settle accounts with Duan Jinnian when I return to the original world.

"Then what do you say? Calling the police is definitely useless. We can only investigate it ourselves."

"housekeeper."

"Ah? What if she is the oil's eyeliner? Then we will be double killed by the oil!"

The housekeeper at home is a woman in her 30s, she is quite pretty, but her attitude towards Jiang Weihe is not very good, and she even vaguely senses a vague sense of hostility.

"I'll try." Duan Jinnian volunteered.

"Hello."

Duan Jinnian stopped the housekeeper in the guest room, flicked his bangs stiffly, and said expressionlessly:

"There's something on your face."

The butler subconsciously touched his face:

"what?"

"It's kinda pretty."

...It's really embarrassing. Damn it's playing suona for embarrassment, embarrassment is dead!Jiang Weihe, who was peeping behind the door, couldn't bear to look directly and covered his eyes: he hasn't cooperated with Duan Jinnian for so long, he even forgot how hot Duan Jinnian's acting skills are.

"Is there something wrong, master?"

This housekeeper not only has a bad attitude towards Jiang Weihe, but also doesn't show good looks towards Duan Jinnian. The color is unmoved, this person is definitely not simple!Duan Jinnian looked at Jiang Weihe for help, Jiang Weihe signaled him to cheer up, he is Duan Jinnian's staunch spiritual shareholder.

"I have something I want to talk to you about."

"Say."

"Talk, talk..."

Duan Jinnian "talked" for a long time, and then simply broke the jar:

"How much do you know about my mother?"

The butler said angrily:

"Young master is really strange to ask this question. As a son, you want to ask an outsider about your mother and wife. Don't you know better than anyone else?"

"Me?" Duan Jinnian was taken aback.

"What happened that day," the butler's tone became more and more cold, with a bit of resentment, "You were not there, young master, and you witnessed the whole process."

It turns out that the filial son Duan Jinnian is actually the key person... Jiang Weihe's eyelids twitched: All werewolves really!How to play this script!

Duan Jinnian was silent, he should also be very surprised by the direction of the plot.

However, Duan Xinxian said that the filial son Duan Jinnian was prejudiced against him because of his mother's affairs, maybe he was talking about the same thing as the housekeeper?The housekeeper is the breakthrough point, this is definitely the key plot!

"Master, if there is nothing else, I will go first."

Jiang Weihe pushed the door open and entered, pretending to pass by by chance, blocking the butler's way, posing as a coquettish bitch and vicious female partner, and said in a strange way:

"Xiao Nian, why are you arguing with the housekeeper sister here?"

"..."

Duan Jinnian didn't get Jiang Weihe, what kind of demon would he want to be, so he kept silent, Jiang Weihe said to the housekeeper with a smile:

"Sister, what did Xiaonian do to make you angry? I will teach him a lesson for you."

"No." The butler quickly denied.

"Really? I seem to have heard that you were arguing because of your ex-wife. Why, my current wife has no right to know?"

"Madam, you have a close relationship with the young master. The young master must know more about the former wife than I do. Why don't you ask the young master, he knows better."

Jiang Weihe stopped smiling, and stared into the housekeeper's eyes with a gloomy expression:

"It seems that you are very smart. Since you know the relationship between me and the young master, you should also know who the future owner of this family is, right? The current wife is me, and the future wife will still be me. You are against me. In the future, sister, you can eat juice!"

Jiang Weihe was so excited that his accent came out.

"Ma'am, let me tell you the truth, you may not be able to get out of this house." The housekeeper said neither humble nor humble.

"Are you threatening me?" Jiang Weihe narrowed his eyes.

"Madam, being too curious is not a good thing, this is my kind reminder."

"Baby you are here."

Unexpectedly, Duan Xinxian's voice sounded, Jiang Weihe and the housekeeper were all startled, only Duan Jinnian didn't respond, like a plaster pestle over there as a background board.

"What are you doing so lively?" Duan Xinxian asked with a smile.

"Husband, I just want to ask about your ex-wife. I heard that you love your ex-wife very much. She is very jealous. You won't blame her, will you?"

Duan Xinxian's smile disappeared suddenly, and he grabbed Jiang Weihe's chin with such force that he almost tore Jiang Weihe's jaw off to make an ashtray, causing Jiang Weihe to grin his teeth in pain.

"I heard? Baby, who did you listen to? Huh?"

Jiang Weihe suspected that if Duan Xinxian pinched him like this again, he wouldn't need face-lifting injections, and his chin would be pinched by Duan Xinxian. What's wrong with this mortal thing? Isn't it happy to praise him for doting on his wife?Do you have to show the charm of Chinese men to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and beat your wife all the time to be satisfied?

"I heard from the news reports!"

Only then did Duan Xinxian let go of Jiang Weihe, walked straight to the housekeeper, and asked warmly in the spring breeze:

"Did you tell him?"

The butler denied it in horror, and he was completely different from the one who was dragged in front of Jiang Weihe:

"No, no! I didn't say anything! I won't tell anyone!"

"Hush, shush, I know, don't be so excited," Duan Xinxian gently stroked the butler's hair, "You have always been obedient, that's why I keep you here."

"Thank you, thank you sir."

"You go out first."

Duan Xinxian finally let the housekeeper go, but the housekeeper trembled so much that he could barely stand, and staggered away.Then Duan Xinxian walked in front of Duan Jinnian, the two looked at each other in silence for a moment, Duan Xinxian suddenly raised his hand and slapped Duan Jinnian!

"My grass!"

Jiang Weihe uttered a beautiful Chinese sentence on the spot, feeling distressed to death, quickly grabbed Duan Xinxian's arm, and asked aggrievedly:

"Honey, why are you beating him? He's just a 260 four-month-old child!"

Duan Xinxian's cold eyes fell on Duan Jinnian's face:

"Xiao Nian, sometimes I feel that you are like an unfamiliar wolf, wanting to pounce on me and bite me hard at any time. I hope it's my illusion, haha."

After a few handfuls of eggs were discovered, Jiang Weihe swallowed nervously: I'm sorry, Comrade Duan Jinnian, the organization will remember your sacrifice and start to retreat!

"Yes! Listen to what you have to say. If you listen to what you say, I will go to the bathroom and come back to listen to your parenting scriptures."

As a result, Jiang Weihe was stopped by Duan Xinxian just after taking two steps:

"If you're not in a hurry, sit here first."

Duan Xinxian pulled the chair at hand and signaled Jiang Weihe to sit down, Jiang Weihe was obedient, Duan Xinxian glanced at Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe immediately sat down with his hips high.

"As for Xiaonian, after all, he is just a 260 four-month-old child, let him go out."

"Don't, don't! I'm afraid!"

No, how can there be any reason to leave a brother and live alone?As a socialist proletarian brotherhood, how can they have no ideological consciousness!If they are brothers, they put on the mask of pain together, and accept the baptism of the oily face and the storm.

"Are you afraid?" Duan Xinxian frowned.

"I'm afraid..."

Jiang Weihe's nervous eyes switched back and forth between the faces of Duan Jinnian and Duan Xinxian. After the tension reached the extreme, Jiang Weihe became a little delirious. He said in a correct and round broadcasting voice:

"I'm afraid that there are too many blessings on the night of thirty. You won't see my greetings. I'm afraid that the firecrackers on the first day of junior high school will be too noisy. You won't be able to hear my blessings. I'm afraid that the dishes on the second day of junior high school will be too fragrant. You will see There is no news from me. So I wish you an early New Year in advance..."

"Baby, but I'm very angry now, you may not survive the New Year."

Duan Xinxian said the most creepy words with the calmest expression, Jiang Weihe stared at him for a while, then laughed ah ha ha ha:

"Husband, you really like to joke."

"Baby, do you know what day it is today?"

"It's the day when I miss you." Jiang Weihe said delicately.

"It's your time of death."

——I rely on you, big brother, so you can't do it, isn't it just to let your head make a small contribution to the green coverage of the earth?Jiang Weihe was really angry, what a broken script, he quit!So Jiang Weihe took a deep breath, sank into his dantian, and threw a violent blow at Duan Xinxian:

"Are you embarrassed to say it? Every time I talk to you, I can't wait to drink three catties of dishwashing liquid to decontaminate. Daqing Oilfield can't produce oil without you. You can drink the septic tank at the entrance of the village all day in your spare time. I don’t have him in my heart every day, do you want to count AC? Ask, why do you want to play with Xiaonian, how many people are old and young, handsome and good at work, and you can do it five times in one night without breathing. Playing with Kiss Diamond and a few hunks who love to love her husband, are you playing with a man with a stomach that is half buried in the ground and sleeps wearing long johns every day? Do you have the key? How many do you match?!"

The most extreme mouth odor, the purest enjoyment, if conditions permit, Jiang Weihe really hopes to do it every day to prevent depression.

"Okay, that's the end of my speech, let your fart go."

作者有话要说：这章是这篇OOC里写得最爽的一章了，我已经不想再看哆嗦音找灵感了…………感谢在2021-09-1019:56:53~2021-09-1119:09:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of mud like Corgi and Nuwa; 1 bottle of magic bald Lilyka;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!