Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Duan Xinxian was silent, presumably speechless, which made Jiang Weihe blame himself: After all, Duan Xinxian is almost half a century old, is he bullying middle-aged and elderly people?

After a long time, Duan Xinxian asked Duan Jinnian:

"Did you tell him?"

Except for Duan Jinnian's complete condition:

"what?"

"Did you tell him about Qiaoyun?"

Duan Xinxian looked like he wanted to eat a child.

"No."

"That's good."

Duan Xinxian performed a face-changing on the spot, returning to his usual elegance and composure. He stretched out his hand towards Jiang Weihe, and Jiang Weihe immediately put on an Ultraman light posture to defend, but Duan Xinxian just rubbed Jiang Weihe's head dotingly, make fun of him:

"Baby, you little stupid pig, how could I be angry because of this kind of thing? You and Xiaonian are my most cherished treasures. Since you have such a good relationship, I can rest assured that our family of three will definitely get along with each other in the future." Very pleasant."

——What is this him? !It's too shocking, isn't this plot?Can this plot be written?Jiang Weihe said "I don't understand": Although human sexuality is free, I still suggest you see a doctor...

"You are too capable, can you bear this?" Jiang Weihe stopped Duan Xinxian and asked in surprise, "Your head can run like a horse, and you still love each other as a family here?"

Duan Xinxian took Jiang Weihe's hand, put it to his lips and kissed it lightly, twitched the pigeon egg on Jiang Weihe's ring finger with his fingers, and smiled meaningfully:

"Since Xiaonian likes it, I, as a father, of course have no objection."

Jiang Weihe was horrified: This relationship is not a normal father-son relationship at all, it looks more like Duan Jinnian, a filial son, has a fatal handle on Duan Xinxian, so Duan Xinxian pampered him to the utmost, or maybe he had to.

But this Duan Jinnian in front of him can’t do anything, can’t do anything, can’t do anything, can’t do anything, what makes Jiang Weihe aggrieved the most about this fanfiction is that he and Duan Jinnian have the perspective of God, but they are caught by the fictional characters in the book. Controlled by the character, from the moment Jiang Weihe stepped into this house, he entered the world of Truman, the housekeeper, maid, chef, and even the invisible camera...all recorded and monitored him and Duan I would like to make every move of the year.

Jiang Weihe came up with a very disgusting and terrifying idea: every time he hugged Duan Jinnian with disheveled hair and screamed, husband, supermarket, olives, stir fry, tea room, steel wire, copper wire, Duan Xinxian behind the computer screen was watching Can't stop with relish - that Jiang Weihe will have an indelible psychological shadow on his sex life for the rest of his life.

"I think I'd better return the ring to you, you deserve better."

Jiang Weihe hurriedly took off the ring and returned it to Duan Xinxian, whoever wants this blessing can take it, he really doesn't want it.

"Keep it baby," Duan Xinxian affectionately put the ring back on Jiang Weihe, "This is not a conflict."

……God he doesn’t conflict, if everyone has a lot of adults like Duan Xinxian, the world will be peaceful long ago.

"Xiao Duan, now the pressure is on you."

Jiang Weihe sat in front of Duan Jinnian and solemnly announced.

Duan Jinnian sat upright, with a 100% attitude, waiting for Jiang Weihe's order, the B blown out is equal to the water poured out, even if it is 0-8, he has to continue fighting, and now, there is... no way out .

"Is there any way to make the filial son Duan Jinnian famous?"

In the previous fandom world, Jiang Weihe discovered that novel characters and real characters can coexist, so in theory, if a certain condition is met, Duan Jinnian, a filial son, can coexist with star Jiang Weihe in the fandom world .

So here comes the question: How to get dutiful son Duan Jinnian online?

"I'm going to kill myself."

...It's really simple and rude.

"Baoyou, this is not a test! What if you die if you try it? Do you want me to be your widow in this world?"

In the story of all werewolves, if Duan Jinnian is not there, Jiang Weihe really has nothing to play, and he will definitely be stabbed by werewolves within three rounds.

"We died once in the last world." Duan Jinnian said calmly.

"Yeah, and then restarted."

"It was caused by external forces, not our own choice. I guess the price of death, the most serious is just reopening."

"Don't make it so easy to restart! The plot has developed to this point, what is the difference between restarting it and writing 10 words so hard and forgetting to save it!"

In the final analysis, it is because people have fear of the unknown, and no one knows what will happen after suicide. What if the doujin world collapses because of the loss of the protagonist?Then he and Duan Jinnian can only go to Nebula M78 to be neighbors with Ultraman—this is considered good, even if they die, they are really dead.

Sin!All of this starts with a kid named Duan Jinnian reading fanfiction... Every time he thinks of this, Jiang Weihe wants to gently pinch Duan Jinnian to death, maybe Duan Jinnian committed suicide No, just like what Duan Jinnian said, the big deal is reopening.

But Jiang Weihe was still reluctant after all, he hugged Duan Jinnian tightly, and punched him twice on the back:

"Xiao Duan woo woo, brother is useless, brother can't protect you well, he's too weak... If I'm strong enough, I can protect you! Duan, you can go at ease, after I give birth to a child, No matter male or female, I will name my child Jiang Jinnian, and I will always remember your sacrifice!"

"……thanks."

Duan Jinnian silently pushed Jiang Weihe away, only to realize that Jiang Weihe was crying without tears.

"Brother Weihe, can you..." Duan Jinnian's white face gradually turned into a red one.

"Can you?"

"Do it once."

Duan Jinnian's flustered gaze flew around like a butterfly, but he didn't dare to stop on Jiang Weihe's face:

"Think of it as a meal with a severed head."

"Bah, bah, kid, don't say such unlucky words, don't make it look like you are dying! You don't have to worry about having no firewood if you stay in the green hills, you know?" Jiang Weihe gritted his teeth, "When we go back, you come to me, Let you have a good time."

"Pull the hook."

Duan Jinnian stretched out his slender little finger and hooked Jiang Weihe's little finger like a child. Jiang Weihe was a little funny, but he still followed Duan Jinnian's meaning:

"Are you a child, good, good, pull the hook, pull the hook, a liar will swallow a thousand sticks."

Jiang Weihe woke up from a warm embrace, he opened his eyes in a daze: Oh, it's Duan Jinnian, it's all right.Just as he was about to turn over and continue to sleep, someone gently approached Jiang Weihe's ear and said in a low voice:

"Honey, you're awake."

What are you playing with? !Jiang Weihe got up like a rocket launcher, staring at Duan Jinnian who was lying on the bed with a devilish face.At that moment, Jiang Weihe's worldview malfunctioned, and white snowflakes appeared in front of his eyes.Duan Jinnian sat up lazily, flicked a few times in the bedside table, and found out the cigarette case and lighter. The old god was on the spot, and took a leisurely breath towards Jiang Weihe, twisting the corners of his mouth evilly:

"What's wrong, Mom? You look at me like that, it makes me want you again."

——No, this damn is not Duan Jinnian!Not right, to be precise, this Duan Jinnian is not the star Duan Jinnian, but the filial son Duan Jinnian.Although Jiang Weihe knew that this was an OOC fanfiction, and the characters were all OOC, but the shocking impact of what he saw with his own eyes today was by no means something that mortals like Jiang Weihe could bear, so that Jiang Weihe briefly Loss of language organization:

"You, I... grass..."

"Huh?" The filial son Duan Jinnian winked at Jiang Weihe and blew a kiss.

Don't use Duan Jinnian's face to make such greasy expressions!Jiang Weihe broke down and punched a set of military punches on the spot, which was a silent declaration of war on this fucking world.

The filial son Duan Jinnian walked up to Jiang Weihe with a cigarette in his mouth, and picked him up horizontally. Due to his excessive movements, the cigarette ash fell down, causing Jiang Weihe to let out a scream like killing a pig:

"My chest muscles!"

The filial son Duan Jinnian ignored Jiang Weihe and threw Jiang Weihe on the bed, took off the cigarette in his mouth and wrung out the ashtray beside the bed. Jing Ke was about to assassinate the King of Qin on the spot: Is Jiang Weihe really him? Everyone is rushing to contribute to increasing the population growth rate?Do you have to die four days after your life to carry the coffin, right?It’s fine if it’s Duan Jinnian himself, but not a pirated copy of Duan Jinnian!Jiang Weihe's calf suddenly exerted strength, using the deadly scissors foot that has been lost for a long time in the world, and with a bang, it snapped Duan Jinnian's neck.

Then Jiang Weihe gritted his teeth and spoke roughly like Zhang Fei acting coquettishly:

"Fuck you! You're so fierce, I'm so scared! I want to be loved by you tenderly..."

"Well, who made me feel sorry for you?" The filial son Duan Jinnian grabbed Jiang Weihe's ankle, tilted his head and bit his calf lightly, and said with a low smile, "I'm not the same as that old man. "

This is a fact, compared with Duan Xinxian, Duan Jinnian, a filial son, is really too much.Jiang Weihe deeply comprehended a peerless truth: Men can be ugly, but they must not be oily.Even if you are a peerless handsome guy with a 720-degree perfect face and no dead ends, you will still make people think "I'll give you two punches" when you get oily.If the star Duan Jinnian had this kind of personality back then, Jiang Weihe really wouldn't have given him a single look.

But this also proves that Jiang Weihe is not a superficial face control, he is attracted by Duan Jinnian's interesting, calm, and restrained soul, not just Duan Jinnian's handsome face.

Jiang Weihe vaguely remembered that Duan Jinnian said that the plot was that the little boy Jiang Weihe gave the boy Duan Jinnian a pillow, and asked him to kill his own father.In ancient times, there were people like Lv Bu's horse among red rabbits, Fang Tian painted a halberd to stab his adoptive father, now there is Duan Jinnian... Forget it, Jiang Weihe couldn't make it up anymore, he slipped into the arms of his filial son Duan Jinnian, sadly and gracefully Dutiful son Duan Jinnian has a circle drawn on his chest:

"Husband, I'm a little troubled recently."

"What troubles?" The filial son Duan Jinnian kissed Jiang Weihe's hair.

"Trouble I love you more and more."

"Me too, my wife, the spring breeze is not as good as you, the spring breeze is you, the autumn water is you, the wind, flowers, snow and moon are you, and the rest of my life will be you..."

The filial son Duan Jinnian held Jiang Weihe's face affectionately, and wanted to flick Jiang Weihe's lips with his tongue. Although it was Duan Jinnian's face, Jiang Weihe's scalp was numb for a while, and he was about to slap him. Suddenly there was rumbling thunder outside the window, Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he jumped up from the lap of Duan Jinnian, his filial son, and burrowed into the quilt like hell, wrapping himself up in a ball.

"What's wrong?" Duan Jinnian nervously hugged the quilt that wrapped Jiang Weihe.

"Boom—"

Every time the thunder sounded, the quilt would shake violently.

"Are you afraid of thunder? Wait, I'll play music for you."

Soon there was a torrential symphony from the stereo, Duan Jinnian turned up the volume to the maximum, which made Jiang Weihe almost vomit, and the thunder was even more inaudible.

"Don't be afraid, my wife. With me here, don't be afraid, my wife..."

Jiang Weihe lifted the quilt unbearably, and looked at Duan Jinnian with tears in his eyes. Facing Jiang Weihe's tears, Duan Jinnian was as at a loss as Duan Jinnian. He wiped his hands for a while before remembering to Using paper towels, quickly took a few paper towels and paste them on Jiang Weihe's face:

"Don't cry, my wife, don't cry, my wife, let me tell you a joke. Altman raised his hand to speak in class, but the teacher died!"

"..."

"There is a kind of bug that always has a bruised nose and a swollen face. Do you know what it is? It's a sleepy bug, because of dozing off!"

"……puff."

"The crab bumped into an earthworm while walking, and the earthworm said you were blind, but the crab said, I am a crab, not a shrimp."

"Hahahahahaha!"

A person like Jiang Weihe, whose laughing point is lower than that of coffee, was immediately laughed out of his nose by Duan Jinnian, the filial son. The key point is, the key point is that it’s cute to tell a cold joke on Duan Jinnian’s face. Yes, if it was Duan Jinnian, he would definitely not tell cold jokes to make himself happy, so Duan Jinnian, a filial son, is not useless.

"Is my wife happy?" The filial son Duan Jinnian chuckled, and unexpectedly leaned over to kiss Jiang Weihe's wet face, "Don't be afraid, my wife, I'm here for everything."

There is a saying that Duan Jinnian, a filial son, looks pretty when he smiles. Jiang Weihe rarely sees Duan Jinnian smiling so brightly. Alas, it’s not long since we parted, but Jiang Weihe started to miss Duan Jinnian somuch, could it be...he fell in love with Duan Jinnian?

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