Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Ah this.Jiang Weihe was at a loss for words, he reasonably suspected that Duan Jinnian was doing it on purpose, pretended, just pretended, and then said:

"What did I say?"

very good!It perfectly predicted Duan Jinnian's prediction!Jiang Weihe cheered for himself in his heart, but now the pressure on the field was also on Jiang Weihe.What if Duan Jinnian made an invalid confession last time and wasted his feelings, thinking that nothing is difficult in the world as long as he is willing to give up, and he doesn't like him at all?So he pretended not to remember, so that he could find a way for himself to step down, so Jiang Weihe would just slap Duan Jinnian in the face for mentioning this, handsome guys don't want to lose face?

"You said..." Jiang Weihe simply pretended to be stupid, "Yeah, I forgot what you said, it's not important, brothers, let's get excited, play music and dance!"

Duan Jinnian had a dazed look on his face, it didn't look like he was pretending, otherwise his acting skills would have improved so rapidly that he would threaten Jiang Weihe's future status as actor, he probably forgot.

After running out of ammunition and food, Duan Jinnian finally calmed down, and fell asleep as if he was dead within a few minutes.Jiang Weihe softly got off the bed and went to prepare lunch.

After calming down, Jiang Weihe seriously thought about his relationship with Duan Jinnian.Even though they had children in the fandom world before, today was the first time they had real sex in the real world.There are too many people in the entertainment industry who only care about their kidneys but don’t care about their hearts. Some of the so-called "dating" stars who were secretly photographed by the paparazzi are actually just pure friends with benefits. The couples who create "fairy love" are just cooperative relationships in which children are married.

Seeing too much will inevitably lead to disappointment, Jiang Weihe does not have to find the one and only one who is destined, of course, it would be the best if his ideal person will wear a golden armor and step on colorful clouds to marry him, but wait It hasn't appeared for so many years... Could it be that he accidentally fell off the colorful auspicious clouds and died?Even my [-]th line can jump to the top class overnight, but I still can't find a partner. It can be seen that the probability of finding true love is lower than the probability of being a top class.

Until the appearance of Duan Jinnian, or the appearance of the CP "Hundred Years of Love", Jiang Weihe thought of a bold possibility: Is it true that the gender of true love cannot be too rigid?But Duan Jinnian is only 20 years old!Jiang Weihe figured it out, when he fell in love in college, Duan Jinnian was still a glorious young pioneer... Was it really Duan Jinnian?

Generally speaking, Duan Jinnian's advantages far outweigh his disadvantages. Isn't his acting skills bad?It doesn't matter, his fans can accept it, so why not accept it as his wife; can't speak?It doesn't matter, when will young master Duan want to see other people's faces; love to show bad faces?It doesn't matter, the amount of facial muscle exercise does not make you look old, so you can leave a huge amount of medical expenses...

Thinking about it so carefully, these shortcomings of Duan Jinnian are not shortcomings at all!

So far, the only thing that makes Jiang Weihe feel uncomfortable is the fact that Duan Jinnian's friend said in the nightclub that he is a straight man selling rotten old people. It is really... not very lethal but extremely insulting. Jiang Weihe's dignity as a straight man cannot be violated!Sure enough, this matter must be clarified in front of Duan Jinnian, otherwise Jiang Weihe's cremation will not be peaceful that day.

If you want to grab a man's heart, you must grab his stomach. In the first world, he was sanctioned by the OOC of a doujinshi. Jiang Weihe must pay back a hundred times in the real world, frying a table full of delicious and attractive I also made a pot of mutton soup to nourish Duan Jinnian's kidneys.

After preparing lunch, Jiang Weihe went to ask Duan Jinnian to get up, but if Duan Jinnian couldn't get up, he acted like a baby:

"IM so tired."

"Eat before going to sleep."

"I'll sleep a little longer."

"If you don't eat the vegetables, it will be cold."

"Well."

Duan Jinnian is unhappy all the time, because men understand men, Jiang Weihe deliberately coaxes him:

"It's easy to do things after eating and drinking enough, and you can exercise after meals to promote blood circulation." (Don't learn from the wrong example)

Duan Jinnian immediately got up with the spirit of "I won't be sleepy if you want to talk about it", brushed his teeth, washed his face, took a shower at the speed of light, put on a pair of Jiang Weihe's home shorts, and went down to eat.

The trousers Jiang Weihe wore were quite loose, but when they were worn on Duan Jinnian, there was an obvious outline of a chicken bun that made men blush at the sight. Jiang Weihe suddenly became a little jealous, and didn't really want to make up for Duan Jinnian. up.

"Xiao Duan, I have a question."

"Ok?"

Duan Jinnian is very quiet when eating, maybe it's because of his tutor's good personality.Jiang Weihe originally wanted to ask about the nightclub, but when the words got to his lips, he was afraid that Duan Jinnian would lose his appetite when asked later, so he changed the question temporarily:

"Wouldn't you miss eating with tongue nails?"

"..." Duan Jinnian paused with his chopsticks, "No."

"Where's the water?"

"No, the lip nails will leak."

"Hey...have you ever had lip piercing?"

In Jiang Weihe's mind, Duan Jinnian spouted water like the Merlion fountain in Singapore...

"I've done it. Eyebrow nails, tongue nails, nose nails, and lip nails have all been done."

"So you really lived as a wild boy?!" Jiang Weihe thought it was written by a fan girl, but unexpectedly restored it?

"I used to call when I was bored abroad."

"Do you have a photo?"

"I don't have it, I have it online," Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe, "It's a dark history, for example, when you were wearing women's clothing and taking pictures of couples with Shen Yu..."

"Okay, that's fine, you really know too much!"

Good guy, sure enough the Internet has memory.Jiang Weihe's curiosity never ends:

"Then did you hit here?"

Jiang Weihe pointed to Duan Jinnian's chest, Duan Jinnian shook his head.

"Where is it?" Jiang Weihe pointed to Duan Jinnian's Xiasan Road again, "I heard that the ring is worn here, and then that one will be particularly cool?"

"It will die." Duan Jinnian ruthlessly shattered Jiang Weihe's fantasy. He was full and wiped his mouth gracefully.

It's time for Jiang Weihe to get to the point when he is full and full of food and drink. He asked insincerely:

"Do you have friends who don't like me that much?"

"I have no friends." Duan Jinnian pointed out.

"Then you still drink with others."

"I've had drinks with a lot of people."

"Yo, I didn't realize that Comrade Xiao Duan is still a social butterfly." Jiang Weihe said sourly.

"What's wrong with me?"

It seems that our Comrade Duan Jinnian has an extremely serious problem of ideological decline and cannot deeply realize his mistakes. This situation is really heartbreaking!At this time, we need our dear Comrade Jiang Weihe to give Comrade Duan Jinnian the correct guidance!

"You were in a bar at the time, and someone next to you said I was an old bastard, that I was a straight man who sold rot, do you remember?"

"Oh, that time," Duan Jinnian said coldly, "then I hit him."

"Wouldn't it be the time when you said you beat someone in a nightclub?"

"Yes."

"This, how can this work..."

Jiang Weihe couldn't laugh or cry: Is Duan Jinnian a primary school student?He beats up when he hears someone say bad things he likes, but Duan Jinnian is not strictly a normal person, so Duan Jinnian apologized obediently:

"Brother Weihe, I know I was wrong."

"It can't be like this next time."

Jiang Weihe pretended to hold Duan Jinnian's small face and rubbed it. To be honest, he was still a little stinky in his heart: Sure enough, my mother is so beautiful that Venus can be born, and let a handsome guy fight for me, which is to say a little dark the meaning of.

"Actually, Brother Weihe, I want to tell you a secret."

It's coming, it's finally coming, is Duan Jinnian going to confess his love?Jiang Weihe straightened up: But now he is unkempt and smells of oily smoke, which is very informal, so Jiang Weihe urgently stopped:

"Wait, I'll take a bath, change clothes and burn incense first!"

"..." Duan Jinnian acquiesced.

After Jiang Weihe took a shower, he styled his hair, sprayed on perfume, and put on light makeup.

After dawdling for half an hour, Jiang Weihe was finally willing to come out of the bathroom, exuding a strong aura of "Sister is the queen who shines with confidence" from hair to toe, Duan Jinnian sat by the sofa, also dressed neatly, From that expressionless face, Jiang Weihe could see anticipation, nervousness, uneasiness, and shyness...

"Brother Weihe, in order to improve my language skills, I...I also wrote the fanfic of 'Hundred Years of Good River'."

"……what?"

The last time Jiang Weihe suffered such a major life shock was when he was told that Ultraman did not exist in the world when he was eight years old, so that Jiang Weihe temporarily lost his language function and expression management, Xiao Duan, Xiao Duan, you still have What surprise is your brother Weihe that I don't know about?

"In order to learn how other people write, I went to read some 'town circle masterpieces', but it seems quite OOC."

Ah, isn't this nonsense...

"So I ended up writing it in my own style."

Then a philosophical problem with deep philosophical depth, humanistic society, and literary art arises: Is it OOC to write your own fanfiction?

"I want to show you."

Thank you, can you not watch it?Considering various factors, Jiang Weihe really didn't want to dampen Duan Jinnian's enthusiasm for literature as a newcomer creator, so he nodded:

"You send it to me."

So Duan Jinnian sent dozens of long pictures, Jiang Weihe clicked on them, they were still realistic, they started writing back to the day when they joined the group, dare Duan Jinnian to write the chronicle here?Since it is from the perspective of Duan Jinnian, all the descriptions are of Duan Jinnian's psychological activities.

"Oh yes, there's still meat." Duan Jinnian reminded shyly.

"What is meat?" Jiang Weihe didn't understand the jargon.

Duan Jinnian gestured OK with his left hand, and moved his right index finger in and out of the O. Jiang Weihe silently covered his face, but he said something, and the writing was okay. After all, the rightful owner ended up in person, even if it was OOC, it was still official.

Then Jiang Weihe looked more and more wrong, and the more he looked, the more his three views were destroyed. He grabbed the pillow and threw it at Duan Jinnian:

"You're talking nonsense! How could I seduce you?! How could I have anything," Jiang Weihe stretched out his bright red tongue, hooked the mouth of the mineral water bottle and licked it around, then cast a coquettish wink at Duan Jinnian, Do you want to drink?' How can I drink water like this?! Are you drinking water or sending it?!"

"Fanrenwen must be fabricated." Duan Jinnian took it for granted.

In the evening, the two fought fiercely for another [-] rounds. The pot of mutton soup was really overdone. After three times, Duan Jinnian's ammunition depot collapsed, and Jiang Weihe was dying. He didn't know when he would fall asleep.

While sleeping in a daze, someone woke Jiang Weihe up:

"It's three o'clock, let's go to the clock first!"

Clock?When he is a romantic foot-washing girl?Jiang Weihe opened his eyes, and found himself lying on a folding recliner, wearing a lavender ancient costume - this is He Qingcheng's costume!There are still staff coming and going around, and a sad frog neck pillow is stuck on his neck, and a mini fan with wind power that is better than nothing is placed on his lap...

"Duan—Jin—Nian—" Jiang Weihe screamed in anger, "Don't write any more!"

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