Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

Then Jiang Weihe was patted on the shoulder. He looked back and saw Duan Jinnian in Qian Muxue's costume. Jiang Weihe exhausted his life's endurance just not to play the classic 4399 game "Crazy Kid" on the set.

"Didn't you promise me not to read fanfiction anymore?! Hehe, man's mouth, you liar! Rnm refund your money!"

Ever since he had a deep friendship with Duan Jinnian both psychologically and physically, Jiang Weihe has never been polite to Duan Jinnian at all. No, he is still polite. If it was Shen Yu, Jiang Weihe would have already sent him to be cremated. The gate is closed.

"I did not do it on purpose."

"Didn't you do it on purpose? Did I force you—"

Wait a minute... Jiang Weihe thought about it again, it seemed that he was the one who forced Duan Jinnian to read it. He had been reading that fanfiction all afternoon, and he had to read it vividly from time to time, calling it exercise In fact, Duan Jinnian was brutally and inhumanly punished in public with his good line skills.

But Duan Jinnian is also a heavenly genius, perfectly interpreting the essence of "As long as you are not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is someone else", and even commented with a C face, Brother Weihe, your feelings are wrong, you need to be more tender, It's not just shouting slogans... It's really a gauze wipe for Jiang Weihe, and he missed it.It seems that Duan Jinnian is really talented when he is an actor. If he were to become a director, Jiang Weihe would definitely be the first to sign up and be directed by Duan to hide his rules.

"Hurry up, die early and go home early."

Jiang Weihe grabbed the prop sword at hand and slashed on his arm, which was painless and harmless.Suicide is also particular, and the emphasis is on killing with one blow. The kind of hanging or jumping into the river is not recommended. Speaking of Duan Jinnian, he has experience, and it is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation to be quick, eager to learn and not ashamed to ask questions.

"How did you die last time?"

"Xiaodao, do this, do this again."

Duan Jinnian made a gesture of stabbing a knife into his throat, turning it around, and then pulling it outward. Jiang Weihe shrank his neck reflexively, and gave Duan Jinnian a thumbs up sincerely:

"Brother Duan, you are my big brother, a ruthless person, does it hurt?"

"Pain," Duan Jinnian asked truthfully.

Now Jiang Weihe was scared, and the field affairs were pressing again, so he had to go to work first.

This fanfiction was written when the two of them entered the group, so it is still only the initial stage of filming for "A Thousand Cities". "A Thousand Cities" has a lot of live-action shooting, which is relatively hard.The filming location in the early stage was in a large ecological forest. The filming of the crew is generally not done according to the order of the plot. The plot shot here corresponds to the mid-stage plot. After the prince He Qingcheng failed in his rebellion, he hid in In the deep mountains and old forests, the two are in the mountains. It is like Guo Jing and Huang Rong on Peach Blossom Island, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv in the Tomb of the Living Dead, and Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Linger on Fairy Island. This is the opportunity for the two to establish a deep socialist brotherhood.

The actors who played with Jiang Weihe before, even if they are [-]th-line, are professional actors who have undergone professional training, and no matter how much they pull their hips, they will not be to the point of bullshit.

——Until Duan Jinnian appeared.Duan Jinnian, the fateful Duan Jinnian!Duan Jinnian was God's blow to Jiang Weihe's acting career. Acting with Duan Jinnian always made Jiang Weihe think of holding a press conference on the spot to announce his withdrawal from the entertainment circle.It's really not that Jiang Weihe was exaggerating. He picked a lucky kid on the road to act, and he was better than Duan Jinnian.

Moreover, Duan Jinnian had just turned over at that time, if Jiang Weihe hadn't forgotten all about it, he really wanted to recite an "Exhortation to Learning" to Duan Jinnian on the spot, so that he could go back and study hard.

Facial paralysis, stiff limbs, poor lines of speech... It is said that many of the pure blood traffic brought out by capital is at this level of business, but Jiang Weihe had no chance to meet him at that time, so facing Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe was completely Chicks eat soybeans, enough to choke.

The only thing to be thankful for is that Duan Jinnian's acting skills are bad, he is willing to learn, and he has learned something. Under the guidance of Jiang Weihe's meticulous writing and reading, Duan Jinnian's acting skills can be considered to have improved After all, he has few lines, and the character itself is an unsmiling, ruthless and unrivaled hero. The more I feel that this role is tailor-made for Duan Jinnian.

Today's scene has a horse riding plot, because it is a real scene shooting, so the actors also need to ride real horses.

This is a pain for Jiang Weihe, his inner thighs are naturally fleshy and soft, and every time he shoots a circus scene, a layer of skin will be worn away, causing his thighs to tremble with pain.But Duan Jinnian is like "the man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic, and the galloping horse is like a strong wind", he gallops the horse galloping freely and unrestrainedly.

But from time to time, Duan Jinnian would make Jiang Weihe think "Huanhuan, I don't know how many surprises you have". "Blooming peonies are rich and healthy" and so on...

Moreover, this horse riding scene is still shared by two people. For details, please refer to Ziwei and Erkang.Jiang Weihe didn't pay attention when filming before, but now I don't know if it's his psychological influence, or Duan Jinnian's plot is really wrong. Jiang Weihe can feel through the wide costume that Duan Jinnian is illegally holding firearms. After the calculation, Jiang Weihe was just pressing between his crotch impartially, blushing with embarrassment, and reminded Duan Jinnian in a low voice:

"Can I press your gun?"

"This is normal." Duan Jinnian blinked innocently.

Okay, after all, Duan Jinnian is only 20 years old. A kid at this age can get up by rubbing his butt, not to mention a tree, which makes Jiang Weihe feel disrespectful.

After filming this scene, the two quickly went to the grove for a "shootout". The assistant searched for a long time but couldn't find anyone.

When the two came out of the woods half an hour later, Jiang Weihe was limp, his face was unnaturally red, he was dripping with sweat, he was boneless, his steps were flimsy, he limped, and he had to be supported by Duan Jinnian with.Duan Jinnian's face was radiant, and the blood on his face increased a lot, like a male vixen who just finished sucking his energy.

"Hey, you finally showed up. I didn't know that I thought you were picked up by wolves!"

"Hahaha, didn't this just finish filming, let's go to the grove to relax..."

"The weather is hot now, there are many mosquitoes in the woods, and there are many small poisonous insects, be careful."

"Well, I'll pay attention."

Jiang Weihe nodded with a smile, and scratched his butt twice calmly.The most notable result of this fierce battle in the wilderness was that he was bitten by mosquitoes several times on his two petals of jade buttocks. The enthusiastic guy Duan Jinnian even helped him beat the mosquitoes, just like beating a taiko drum. Jinnian must have had a great time, and in the end only the world where Jiang Weihe was injured was achieved.

"Brother Weihe, pay attention," Duan Jinnian leaned into Jiang Weihe's ear expressionlessly, and the devil whispered, "Don't let it out."

Jiang Weihe couldn't bear it anymore and punched Duan Jinnian, then left Duan Jinnian and walked away angrily.

In fact, after experiencing the baptism of the previous few worlds, Jiang Weihe, in all fairness, this world is very friendly to him, it is peaceful and peaceful, full of peace and love.After all, it was produced by Duan Jinnian. Even if it is not a high-quality product, it is not a low-quality product anyway. At least it will not let him stand on the street and become a pregnant mother, and it will also let Jiang Weihe return to that happy and beautiful summer.

But Jiang Weihe still wants to go back. He has Duan Jinnian, who is truly unique in the world, by his side. He must stand on the present, keep his feet on the ground, and look up at the starry sky to pursue his ideals!

"I'll count to three, and then we'll cut together."

Jiang Weihe held the hatchet borrowed from the villagers across his neck, excited heart, trembling hands, every first time in life is worth remembering.Duan Jinnian was obviously not used to using such a heroic suicide tool, he held it in his hand for a long time, and then, like Jiang Weihe, he also put it on his neck.

"Are you ready?"

Duan Jinnian nodded, Jiang Weihe's eyes were firm, at this moment, they are Romeo and Juliet, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, who want to be lingering with each other, fly over the world of mortals and be with them forever, they who don't understand love, hate, love and hatred, I thought martyrdom was just an old rumor...

"Three, two, one!"

"Weihe, Weihe, it's three o'clock, work first!"

"..."

Back to the file again... Jiang Weihe's whole body is numb.Duan Jinnian walked in front of him, also looking helpless.

"It seems that we can't die together." Jiang Weihe has more solutions than difficulties, and quickly adjusted his strategy, "Otherwise, anyway, we slept together in the real world, you go back first, and then wake me up, over, I can What a clever little ghost!"

"Okay, I'll give it a try." Duan Jinnian flicked his sleeves, turned and left gracefully.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"Jump off a cliff."

"Wow..." I quickly relieved my worries, "Seeing the reality, I'm a little afraid of heights, so I won't send it away."

"Hurry up, hurry up, the filming is about to start..." The field manager came to urge Jiang Weihe, "Hey, wasn't Jinnian still there just now? Aren't you guys together just now?"

"He, uh," Jiang Weihe couldn't say that Duan Jinnian jumped off a cliff, "he went to the bathroom, he will be here soon!"

After 5 minutes, nothing happened. After 10 minutes, Jiang Weihe will be the most embarrassing person in the audience. After 10 minutes, Jiang Weihe hurriedly appeases them:

"Maybe he's constipated! Give him some more time! Soon, soon..."

How come there are so many ink stains when jumping off a cliff?Jiang Weihe quickly calculated in his mind: Roughly, Duan Jinnian's height is about 1.8 meters eight, and his weight is 140 catties. Today, the weather is bright and clear, the wind is smooth and the air resistance is negligible, s=v0*t+a*t/2 That is 9.8x1200/2 is about [-] kilometers, and the diameter of the earth is only [-]... Is Duan Jinnian going to hell on the [-]th floor...

Everyone was looking forward to it, and finally, he came, he came, Duan Jinnian came with a pace that no relatives would recognize!Shengxue in white clothes, like a proud swan, spotless, his cold eyes scanned the crowd:

"how?"

Grass, child pulling, smelly face, most of them are pretending to be pretending, just give him a beating, nothing is nothing, and there is a face to drag him here?Jiang Weihe stepped forward and grabbed Duan Jinnian by the collar, and taught him in a vicious voice:

"I didn't even throw my face at you, why did you flinch, and what made you unhappy? You were the one who wrote the article, and you were the one who invited to read the article. Now you're wronged again? If you don't dance, I will dance!"

Jiang Weihe pushed Duan Jinnian away, Duan Jinnian grabbed his wrist and frowned:

"Where to go?"

"Go to hell!" Jiang Weihe said angrily.

"..." Duan Jinnian showed a confused expression, "Did I offend you?"

"No, it's my bipolar disorder during pregnancy."

"What?" Duan Jinnian thought he had heard wrong.

"Drink, man, you shot my stomach so big just now, and now you're packing it for me? You can't even put it in a plastic bag!"

"……do not go."

The strength in Duan Jinnian's hands increased instead of diminishing, Jiang Weihe felt his wrist was about to be snapped off like a celery stalk, and cried out in pain:

"Okay, okay, I won't go, I won't go, can you let me go first?"

"Pause the shooting first, let him rest for a while, and then shoot again after calming down."

It is not uncommon for actors to dislike each other, but it is relatively rare for actors to fight each other to the death directly, not to mention that one of them is a super resource guy with a strong backstage. If this happens, let the staff of the two parties handle it Better.

Duan Jinnian had a lot of staff, and they surrounded him in a crowd, making it look like Jiang Weihe was here to attack Duan Jinnian.

Wait a minute... Jiang Weihe suddenly remembered that after Duan Jinnian committed suicide in the last world, he was replaced by his filial son Duan Jinnian. Does that mean that this Duan Jinnian in front of him is the Duan Jinnian in Duan Jinnian's fanfiction?What about this doll, Jiang Weihe casually asked:

"How many cicadas did I catch for you?"

"Have you ever caught a cicada for me?"

No, Jiang Weihe really didn't understand the logic: why would another Duan Jinnian appear when Duan Jinnian wrote fanfiction himself?You can't just write your own humanities and write yourself as OOC, right? !It's outrageous, outrageous crying, outrageous death!

作者有话要说：本质上就是提前两年和小段谈恋爱，老江和男子高中生谈恋爱罢了（X）感谢在2021-09-1620:22:54~2021-09-1819:16:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 years of good cooperation szd, [-] for Li Dengshan;

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mines: 1 Dongzhan in spring;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!