Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target
Chapter 50 The Love Diary of an Innocent Boy
"Xiao Duan, I want to tell you a very serious thing."
The virgin Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe coldly and noblely, Jiang Weihe pulled the virgin Duan Jinnian's arm, and dragged him into the car with all his strength, the virgin Duan Jinnian wanted to resist, but after a little struggle, he sat obediently Okay, but he didn't look Jiang Weihe in the right eye.
What does this kid mean?Is it for fear of dirtying his eyes? !What is the minimum respect between people? What about Respect?Jiang Weihe leaned in front of the man Duan Jinnian in a sad mood:
"Why don't you look at me? Am I hot enough for your eyes?"
"You're not wearing any clothes."
"What's wrong with not wearing clothes? Everyone is a man, I have what you have, why are you shy?"
God, the virgin Duan Jinnian is too innocent... Jiang Weihe instantly felt guilty, oh my god, he is so dirty, he is not clean anymore, his broken shoes are no longer worthy of appearing in front of the virgin Duan Jinnian Come on, hurry up and get dressed or...Jiang Weihe got dressed in a hurry and started his tea art performance:
"Although this is ridiculous, if it were you, I believe you would understand, because you are Xiao Duan!"
After all, Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is still inexperienced and his rank is too low. In front of Jiang Weihe, a state-banquet-level Biluochun, he suffered a crushing defeat, and immediately eased his attitude a lot:
"Go ahead, I believe you."
"I came back from time travel two years later." Jiang Weihe said to the virgin Duan Jinnian with a serious expression.
"..."
Most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, the face of the virgin Duan Jinnian was obviously shocked with "I don't understand", probably because he didn't want to live up to Jiang Weihe's ardent expectations, so he could only agree against his will:
"awesome."
Is this him? Is the focus on the question of whether it is serious or not?As soon as Jiang Weihe heard the virgin Duan Jinnian's tone, he knew that he didn't believe it. It's normal not to believe it. Jiang Weihe was still hesitating whether to tell the virgin Duan Jinnian. Two years later, they will have a close relationship with minus [-] centimeters... ...But this may destroy the balance of this fandom world, causing the timeline to be messed up, so it's better not to die.
"Xiao Duan, I'm really not that kind of dirty man who doesn't abide by male virtues!"
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, had suspicions of "Really? I don't believe it".
"Use your clever little brain that almost went to Peking University, think about it, this is your car, and there are only the two of us in this wilderness, isn't it you, is it a ghost?"
"How did you know that I almost went to Peking University?" The virgin Duan Jinnian's focus was always very precise.
"I said you told me two years later, do you believe it?"
Jiang Weihe asked sincerely, and the virgin Duan Jinnian frowned:
"What else did I tell you two years later?"
"You said that your Chinese is poor, and that you don't like to eat roadside stalls, because you think it's unhygienic, um... and let me think about it, you are very good at shooting guns, and you are very lucky to eat chicken tonight, oh, it's very good to sing to you It sounds good! Otherwise, you can enter the Chinese music scene now, and in three years you will be the king of the Chinese music scene in the new era!"
"..."
The virgin Duan Jinnian had a magnitude [-] earthquake on the spot—it seemed to be right, the virgin Duan Jinnian hugged his head:
"Let me think about it, I have a question for you."
"Don't ask me the lottery number, I don't buy lottery tickets." Jiang Weihe crossed his chest with both hands.
"No."
That's right, with Duan Jinnian being so rich, he doesn't need to win the lottery to reach the pinnacle of his life. Jiang Weihe, who has never been rich before, is really too small.
"You said that I will do this kind of thing with you two years later, so what is the relationship between us two years later?"
...Good question, Duan Jinnian crossed half of the city to deliver cannons in the middle of the night, and he said "my door is always open", only to find out that they haven't confirmed their relationship yet... God, Jiang Weihe, What about your male virtues!Did you go to the dog's belly in the 9-year compulsory education male Durban?So Jiang Weihe resorted to the top trick of the secret technique, the ultimate deception:
"What do you think is the relationship?"
Jiang Weihe leaned close to the virgin Duan Jinnian, and blinked at him, the virgin Duan Jinnian blushed, Jiang Weihe really liked to see Duan Jinnian blushing, he used to be a straight man, he didn't know how to tease, tease, seduce Duan In Jinnian, fortunately, God gave him another chance to not be a human being, and he will definitely cherish it.
The virgin Duan Jinnian was silent for a long time, until Jiang Weihe almost dozed off, and suddenly said:
"Go back and rest."
Then the virgin Duan Jinnian sat in the driver's seat and drove, Jiang Weihe was startled: Is the virgin Duan Jinnian a spy sent by love?Is it an emotionless killer?Shouldn't you say something?It may be that the filial son Duan Jinnian is so talkative that he can make his debut at Deyun Club, which caused Jiang Weihe to forget that Duan Jinnian is a cold boy.
Theoretically speaking, virgin Duan Jinnian is not OOC, he is Duan Jinnian himself two years ago.
After that, the virgin Duan Jinnian's attitude towards Jiang Weihe remained the same as before, neither taking the initiative nor refusing.Jiang Weihe just made a mistake that every man would make. While he wanted to keep Duan Jinnian chaste in reality, he couldn't help but want to tease the virgin Duan Jinnian.
It can only be said that men will die if they don't commit crimes.
With the passage of time and the arrival of midsummer, the shooting environment became more difficult.
The mountain is full of annoying mosquitoes. A girl like Xiaoyuan, who has delicate skin and tender flesh, was immediately bitten by mosquitoes on her arm. In a fit of anger, she wrapped herself up as an Arab woman and exposed her eyes; Biting enough, he also imitated Xiaoyuan and wrapped himself up as an Arab woman.
Jiang Weihe also wanted to be an Arab woman, but the costumes were too thick and stuffy. Every time he finished the show, he wanted to run naked. He took off his vest and stayed with the fully armed Xiaoyuan Xiaozhao. , Mosquitoes don't suck who they suck.
After a few days, Jiang Weihe felt that he had been sucked down by mosquitoes.
This can't go on like this anymore, Jiang Weihe decided to find someone worse than him, and it was you - the virgin Duan Jinnian!
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is also hot enough. Every time he takes off his costume after filming, he is sweating profusely. The assistant and bodyguards are equipped with two small fans, blowing the hair of Duan Jinnian, a virgin. To sing "Norwegian Wood".
Jiang Weihe, who has a social bullshit, immediately ran over:
"Xiao Duan Xiao Duan, I'm here to find you to post."
Jiang Weihe, who was full of excitement and anticipation, was like a Samoyed with excitement and expectation, almost sticking out his tongue. Duan Jinnian, a virgin, asked someone to move a chair and put it next to him, and Jiang Weihe sat down immediately. Going to the chair, the virgin Duan Jinnian said to the assistant bodyguard:
"Blow him."
More than a dozen small fans output to Jiang Weihe in an instant, which is so refreshing!Tears of envy and jealousy flow down Jiang Wei River, so is this the life of the prince?He has been in the business for so many years, and he has only enjoyed such considerate service at Haidilao.Looking back at my old minivan, paired with two heavily armed "terrorists" from Xiao Yuan and Xiao Zhao, it is simply a standard combination for robbing a bank.
"Xiao Duan, do you attract mosquitoes?"
The virgin Duan Jinnian nodded, Jiang Weihe was overjoyed, immediately took his arm, and stroking the virgin Duan Jinnian's smooth and tender skin leeringly:
"Me too! But why haven't you been bitten?"
The virgin Duan Jinnian ordered again:
"Spray him with mosquito repellant."
"Ouch, it's useless to spray it, oh--"
In the middle of Jiang Weihe's words, a gas mask was placed on his face, and several bodyguards surrounded him with spray guns, and sprayed them at him with "呵——".
"Ah, ah, ah..."
The bodyguard explained:
"This mosquito repellent spray lasts for 24 hours."
The virgin Duan Jinnian is quite generous:
"If you think it's easy to use, come over and spray it tomorrow."
It was only then that Jiang Weihe remembered that this was really easy to use. Back then, he used Duan Jinnian's mosquito repellent spray every day. Alas, everyone has his own life, so he only used the Liushen toilet water for [-] yuan.
Jiang Weihe was blowing the fan and playing with his mobile phone happily, when suddenly a puddle of water appeared on the screen of the mobile phone. Jiang Weihe looked up and saw a big fat cicada lying on the branch above his head—it was the cicada peeing.Jiang Weihe grabbed a leaf and wiped his phone, stood up and stretched his muscles, then hugged the tree trunk and began to climb up. The virgin Duan Jinnian was startled:
"what are you doing?"
"Brother Weihe, let me show you a healthy one."
Although Jiang Weihe is "advanced", he is still "not old with a sword", and his figure is quite flexible. He hangs from the tree in the posture of an orangutan hanging from a tree in three or five strokes, and grabs the one on top of his head with the other hand. The peeing cicada proudly shook the virgin Duan Jinnian:
"Throw an empty bottle up here for me."
"What empty bottle?"
"Whatever, there are so many empty bottles on the ground."
So the virgin Duan Jinnian picked up the mineral water bottle thrown by the side of the road, stood under the tree and threw it towards Jiang Weihe, but he threw it too accurately, hitting Jiang Weihe's beautiful face with precision, and Jiang Weihe immediately covered himself reflexively. Hold his face, the cicada immediately flew to his face, flapping its wings and slapping his cheeks, Jiang Weihe seemed to be slapped by Zhen Huan, his head was buzzing, and he subconsciously wanted to slap him off, but he fell from the tree as soon as he loosened his hand down.
The virgin Duan Jinnian immediately reached out to pick it up. Although the tree was only three or four meters high, it was still hard to knock down, and the virgin Duan Jinnian fell to the ground on the spot.
With the virgin Duan Jinnian as a cushion, nothing happened to Jiang Weihe, he quickly grabbed the arm of the virgin Duan Jinnian to lift him up from the ground, the virgin Duan Jinnian groaned in pain:
"Don't touch!"
The right hand of the virgin Duan Jinnian showed an unnatural twist, and his wrist joints were swollen like steamed buns. Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he almost committed suicide on the spot and apologized. The bodyguards calmly and quickly helped the virgin Duan Jinnian up, and the car arrived immediately , sent the virgin Duan Jinnian to the hospital, and Jiang Weihe also got into the car.
Such a serious accident did not happen in the real world, otherwise Jiang Weihe would have been assassinated and thrown his body into the wilderness.
Anyway, this blame is all Jiang Weihe's, and it depends on the injury of the virgin Duan Jinnian, whether he quits the entertainment industry or confesses his funeral.
Fortunately, the good boy Duan Jinnian is in good health and has no fractures but sprains, and he will be healed in half a month.
Now the shooting progress will be delayed again, and Jiang Weihe has been delayed twice. Jiang Weihe should reflect on himself.
Now Jiang Weihe can only atone for the virgin Duan Jinnian, and volunteer to take care of the virgin Duan Jinnian's food and daily life. If necessary, he can wipe the buttocks of the virgin Duan Jinnian, as long as the virgin Duan Jinnian does not dislike it...
作者有话要说:处男小段,你的福气总算来了感谢在2021-09-2221:18:20~2021-09-2411:06:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: szd1 for a hundred years;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Feifeifei dropped 15 bottles; Nuwa threw mud 4 bottles; summerleave 2 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The virgin Duan Jinnian glanced at Jiang Weihe coldly and noblely, Jiang Weihe pulled the virgin Duan Jinnian's arm, and dragged him into the car with all his strength, the virgin Duan Jinnian wanted to resist, but after a little struggle, he sat obediently Okay, but he didn't look Jiang Weihe in the right eye.
What does this kid mean?Is it for fear of dirtying his eyes? !What is the minimum respect between people? What about Respect?Jiang Weihe leaned in front of the man Duan Jinnian in a sad mood:
"Why don't you look at me? Am I hot enough for your eyes?"
"You're not wearing any clothes."
"What's wrong with not wearing clothes? Everyone is a man, I have what you have, why are you shy?"
God, the virgin Duan Jinnian is too innocent... Jiang Weihe instantly felt guilty, oh my god, he is so dirty, he is not clean anymore, his broken shoes are no longer worthy of appearing in front of the virgin Duan Jinnian Come on, hurry up and get dressed or...Jiang Weihe got dressed in a hurry and started his tea art performance:
"Although this is ridiculous, if it were you, I believe you would understand, because you are Xiao Duan!"
After all, Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is still inexperienced and his rank is too low. In front of Jiang Weihe, a state-banquet-level Biluochun, he suffered a crushing defeat, and immediately eased his attitude a lot:
"Go ahead, I believe you."
"I came back from time travel two years later." Jiang Weihe said to the virgin Duan Jinnian with a serious expression.
"..."
Most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, the face of the virgin Duan Jinnian was obviously shocked with "I don't understand", probably because he didn't want to live up to Jiang Weihe's ardent expectations, so he could only agree against his will:
"awesome."
Is this him? Is the focus on the question of whether it is serious or not?As soon as Jiang Weihe heard the virgin Duan Jinnian's tone, he knew that he didn't believe it. It's normal not to believe it. Jiang Weihe was still hesitating whether to tell the virgin Duan Jinnian. Two years later, they will have a close relationship with minus [-] centimeters... ...But this may destroy the balance of this fandom world, causing the timeline to be messed up, so it's better not to die.
"Xiao Duan, I'm really not that kind of dirty man who doesn't abide by male virtues!"
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, had suspicions of "Really? I don't believe it".
"Use your clever little brain that almost went to Peking University, think about it, this is your car, and there are only the two of us in this wilderness, isn't it you, is it a ghost?"
"How did you know that I almost went to Peking University?" The virgin Duan Jinnian's focus was always very precise.
"I said you told me two years later, do you believe it?"
Jiang Weihe asked sincerely, and the virgin Duan Jinnian frowned:
"What else did I tell you two years later?"
"You said that your Chinese is poor, and that you don't like to eat roadside stalls, because you think it's unhygienic, um... and let me think about it, you are very good at shooting guns, and you are very lucky to eat chicken tonight, oh, it's very good to sing to you It sounds good! Otherwise, you can enter the Chinese music scene now, and in three years you will be the king of the Chinese music scene in the new era!"
"..."
The virgin Duan Jinnian had a magnitude [-] earthquake on the spot—it seemed to be right, the virgin Duan Jinnian hugged his head:
"Let me think about it, I have a question for you."
"Don't ask me the lottery number, I don't buy lottery tickets." Jiang Weihe crossed his chest with both hands.
"No."
That's right, with Duan Jinnian being so rich, he doesn't need to win the lottery to reach the pinnacle of his life. Jiang Weihe, who has never been rich before, is really too small.
"You said that I will do this kind of thing with you two years later, so what is the relationship between us two years later?"
...Good question, Duan Jinnian crossed half of the city to deliver cannons in the middle of the night, and he said "my door is always open", only to find out that they haven't confirmed their relationship yet... God, Jiang Weihe, What about your male virtues!Did you go to the dog's belly in the 9-year compulsory education male Durban?So Jiang Weihe resorted to the top trick of the secret technique, the ultimate deception:
"What do you think is the relationship?"
Jiang Weihe leaned close to the virgin Duan Jinnian, and blinked at him, the virgin Duan Jinnian blushed, Jiang Weihe really liked to see Duan Jinnian blushing, he used to be a straight man, he didn't know how to tease, tease, seduce Duan In Jinnian, fortunately, God gave him another chance to not be a human being, and he will definitely cherish it.
The virgin Duan Jinnian was silent for a long time, until Jiang Weihe almost dozed off, and suddenly said:
"Go back and rest."
Then the virgin Duan Jinnian sat in the driver's seat and drove, Jiang Weihe was startled: Is the virgin Duan Jinnian a spy sent by love?Is it an emotionless killer?Shouldn't you say something?It may be that the filial son Duan Jinnian is so talkative that he can make his debut at Deyun Club, which caused Jiang Weihe to forget that Duan Jinnian is a cold boy.
Theoretically speaking, virgin Duan Jinnian is not OOC, he is Duan Jinnian himself two years ago.
After that, the virgin Duan Jinnian's attitude towards Jiang Weihe remained the same as before, neither taking the initiative nor refusing.Jiang Weihe just made a mistake that every man would make. While he wanted to keep Duan Jinnian chaste in reality, he couldn't help but want to tease the virgin Duan Jinnian.
It can only be said that men will die if they don't commit crimes.
With the passage of time and the arrival of midsummer, the shooting environment became more difficult.
The mountain is full of annoying mosquitoes. A girl like Xiaoyuan, who has delicate skin and tender flesh, was immediately bitten by mosquitoes on her arm. In a fit of anger, she wrapped herself up as an Arab woman and exposed her eyes; Biting enough, he also imitated Xiaoyuan and wrapped himself up as an Arab woman.
Jiang Weihe also wanted to be an Arab woman, but the costumes were too thick and stuffy. Every time he finished the show, he wanted to run naked. He took off his vest and stayed with the fully armed Xiaoyuan Xiaozhao. , Mosquitoes don't suck who they suck.
After a few days, Jiang Weihe felt that he had been sucked down by mosquitoes.
This can't go on like this anymore, Jiang Weihe decided to find someone worse than him, and it was you - the virgin Duan Jinnian!
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is also hot enough. Every time he takes off his costume after filming, he is sweating profusely. The assistant and bodyguards are equipped with two small fans, blowing the hair of Duan Jinnian, a virgin. To sing "Norwegian Wood".
Jiang Weihe, who has a social bullshit, immediately ran over:
"Xiao Duan Xiao Duan, I'm here to find you to post."
Jiang Weihe, who was full of excitement and anticipation, was like a Samoyed with excitement and expectation, almost sticking out his tongue. Duan Jinnian, a virgin, asked someone to move a chair and put it next to him, and Jiang Weihe sat down immediately. Going to the chair, the virgin Duan Jinnian said to the assistant bodyguard:
"Blow him."
More than a dozen small fans output to Jiang Weihe in an instant, which is so refreshing!Tears of envy and jealousy flow down Jiang Wei River, so is this the life of the prince?He has been in the business for so many years, and he has only enjoyed such considerate service at Haidilao.Looking back at my old minivan, paired with two heavily armed "terrorists" from Xiao Yuan and Xiao Zhao, it is simply a standard combination for robbing a bank.
"Xiao Duan, do you attract mosquitoes?"
The virgin Duan Jinnian nodded, Jiang Weihe was overjoyed, immediately took his arm, and stroking the virgin Duan Jinnian's smooth and tender skin leeringly:
"Me too! But why haven't you been bitten?"
The virgin Duan Jinnian ordered again:
"Spray him with mosquito repellant."
"Ouch, it's useless to spray it, oh--"
In the middle of Jiang Weihe's words, a gas mask was placed on his face, and several bodyguards surrounded him with spray guns, and sprayed them at him with "呵——".
"Ah, ah, ah..."
The bodyguard explained:
"This mosquito repellent spray lasts for 24 hours."
The virgin Duan Jinnian is quite generous:
"If you think it's easy to use, come over and spray it tomorrow."
It was only then that Jiang Weihe remembered that this was really easy to use. Back then, he used Duan Jinnian's mosquito repellent spray every day. Alas, everyone has his own life, so he only used the Liushen toilet water for [-] yuan.
Jiang Weihe was blowing the fan and playing with his mobile phone happily, when suddenly a puddle of water appeared on the screen of the mobile phone. Jiang Weihe looked up and saw a big fat cicada lying on the branch above his head—it was the cicada peeing.Jiang Weihe grabbed a leaf and wiped his phone, stood up and stretched his muscles, then hugged the tree trunk and began to climb up. The virgin Duan Jinnian was startled:
"what are you doing?"
"Brother Weihe, let me show you a healthy one."
Although Jiang Weihe is "advanced", he is still "not old with a sword", and his figure is quite flexible. He hangs from the tree in the posture of an orangutan hanging from a tree in three or five strokes, and grabs the one on top of his head with the other hand. The peeing cicada proudly shook the virgin Duan Jinnian:
"Throw an empty bottle up here for me."
"What empty bottle?"
"Whatever, there are so many empty bottles on the ground."
So the virgin Duan Jinnian picked up the mineral water bottle thrown by the side of the road, stood under the tree and threw it towards Jiang Weihe, but he threw it too accurately, hitting Jiang Weihe's beautiful face with precision, and Jiang Weihe immediately covered himself reflexively. Hold his face, the cicada immediately flew to his face, flapping its wings and slapping his cheeks, Jiang Weihe seemed to be slapped by Zhen Huan, his head was buzzing, and he subconsciously wanted to slap him off, but he fell from the tree as soon as he loosened his hand down.
The virgin Duan Jinnian immediately reached out to pick it up. Although the tree was only three or four meters high, it was still hard to knock down, and the virgin Duan Jinnian fell to the ground on the spot.
With the virgin Duan Jinnian as a cushion, nothing happened to Jiang Weihe, he quickly grabbed the arm of the virgin Duan Jinnian to lift him up from the ground, the virgin Duan Jinnian groaned in pain:
"Don't touch!"
The right hand of the virgin Duan Jinnian showed an unnatural twist, and his wrist joints were swollen like steamed buns. Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he almost committed suicide on the spot and apologized. The bodyguards calmly and quickly helped the virgin Duan Jinnian up, and the car arrived immediately , sent the virgin Duan Jinnian to the hospital, and Jiang Weihe also got into the car.
Such a serious accident did not happen in the real world, otherwise Jiang Weihe would have been assassinated and thrown his body into the wilderness.
Anyway, this blame is all Jiang Weihe's, and it depends on the injury of the virgin Duan Jinnian, whether he quits the entertainment industry or confesses his funeral.
Fortunately, the good boy Duan Jinnian is in good health and has no fractures but sprains, and he will be healed in half a month.
Now the shooting progress will be delayed again, and Jiang Weihe has been delayed twice. Jiang Weihe should reflect on himself.
Now Jiang Weihe can only atone for the virgin Duan Jinnian, and volunteer to take care of the virgin Duan Jinnian's food and daily life. If necessary, he can wipe the buttocks of the virgin Duan Jinnian, as long as the virgin Duan Jinnian does not dislike it...
作者有话要说:处男小段,你的福气总算来了感谢在2021-09-2221:18:20~2021-09-2411:06:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: szd1 for a hundred years;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Feifeifei dropped 15 bottles; Nuwa threw mud 4 bottles; summerleave 2 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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