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Chapter 51 The Love Diary of an Innocent Boy
In fact, it is better to send a bodyguard brother to take care of Duan Jinnian, a virgin, than Jiang Weihe, but Jiang Weihe's inner guilt and fear make him dare not slack off: It's okay to hurt Duan Jinnian now, wait until two Duan Jinnian will become popular in the next year, and the 1000 million pansy female soldiers on the entire network will never let it go, they will definitely scold him on the trending searches, just the trending title Jiang Weihe can draw [-]: #江奇The river crew bullied Duan Jinnian##江威河caused Duan Jinnian was injured##江威河entertainment circle executioner#…
In order to make Jiang Weihe in this world feel better after two years, it is time for Jiang Weihe to stand up bravely. A real man must be responsible for the mistakes he made.
But the virgin Duan Jinnian didn't appreciate it very much. He thought he was just a sprained wrist and not a paraplegic, so there was no need to be so exaggerated. Even if Jiang Weihe in this world is really scolded in the trending searches two years later, the virgin Duan Jinnian will let him walk in a decent way because of his past affection.What the entertainment industry lost was only an uncrowned actor, but Duan Jinnian, a virgin, lost his wife!
"Xiao Duan, don't see each other with me, really, we will be in that kind of relationship two years later, we have done what we should see and what should not be seen, what should be done and what should not be done, young people, don't be shy."
Jiang Weihe Xiaozhi did psychological work for the virgin Duan Jinnian with reason and emotion, and the virgin Duan Jinnian was not moved at all:
"I'm not shy, I just don't need to be."
"I can help you dig out the birds and release the water!"
Jiang Weihe raised his left hand to sign a "five", and the virgin Duan Jinnian also raised his left hand to sign a "five":
"I have a left hand."
Jiang Weihe's heart is not dead:
"Then how about I wipe your ass for you?"
"I have a left hand."
"Then it's better to use your right hand at a time like this, right?!"
Jiang Weihe compared the "five" of his finger to "zero" and shook up and down. The virgin Duan Jinnian choked up and coughed unnaturally:
"I also use my left hand. I am left-handed. Now I can use both hands, but I am more used to using my left hand."
"So you are left-handed? No wonder you are so smart, that is to say, our Xiao Duan, a human high-quality male who combines beauty and talent, is worthy of being my man!"
Jiang Weihe praised Duan Jinnian, a virgin, to the point where he was flattering but not wearing it, so he changed the subject:
"Then I'll help you take a bath! You can't take a bath and you only wash with your left hand, right? How do you rub with one hand, right? Let me play a little social value..."
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, couldn't beat Jiang Weihe, so he agreed.
Since it is a homestay in a mountain valley, the accommodation environment can be imagined, and it is definitely incomparable with the five-star hotels in the city. This kind of accommodation for the crew is the best in a few miles, but the bathroom space is still very large. Small, no bathtub, only the most common shower room.
Before taking a bath, Jiang Weihe first wrapped the virgin Duan Jinnian's bear's paw in a plastic bag to prevent water from entering, and then helped the virgin Duan Jinnian take off his clothes. The clothes were only a T-shirt, and he took them off with a bang. , and then the trousers. Duan Jinnian, a virgin at the door, suddenly got shy, and grabbed the waistband of his trousers to hold on to the last line of defense:
"I'll wash it myself, and I'll call you again if necessary."
Imagine the scene where I help the virgin Duan Jinnian to wash a few... Damn, it’s too weird, let’s forget it, Jiang Weihe imitated the eunuch and spoke in a high-pitched voice:
"Your Majesty, please wash up. The younger one will leave first. If you have something to do, call me outside."
Jiang Weihe got out of the bathroom, feeling a little tired, so he lay down on the virgin Duan Jinnian's bed to rest.After a while, the virgin Duan Jinnian came out with a towel around his waist, Jiang Weihe was a little surprised:
"Why didn't you call me?"
"I can wash myself."
The virgin Duan Jinnian was quite self-reliant, he squatted down and found a pair of underwear in the suitcase, turned his head and glanced at Jiang Weihe, and found that Jiang Weihe was looking at him, then ran into the bathroom quickly.Jiang Weihe couldn't laugh or cry, at this time Duan Jinnian was still a pure and innocent little virgin, alas, how could such a good young man go blind at such a young age.
In fact, it's not that Jiang Weihe feels that he is not worthy of Duan Jinnian. Jiang Weihe's straight man rule is the first: sister is the queen, she is confident and shines. Duan Jinnian likes him. What does this mean? Weihe's charm is too great. His charming facial features are the beginning of Duan Jinnian's heart. Even in terms of gender, there is still a little regret: if Duan Jinnian is a woman, or he is a woman, then it is a match made in heaven. A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven...
"Brother Weihe, brother Weihe?"
"It's there."
Jiang Weihe quickly came back to his senses, and the virgin Duan Jinnian was already standing in front of him, dressed neatly, looking down at him:
"It's getting late, Brother Weihe, go back and rest."
High EQ speech: It's getting late, go back and rest.
Low EQ speech: Get lost.
Well, since the virgin Duan Jinnian has already talked about this, then he should just stay cool. Before he leaves, Jiang Weihe is still worried. He still has to think about himself in this world, and he still has to And virgin Duan Jinnian explained clearly:
"Xiao Duan, listen to my explanation. In my timeline, I didn't hurt your hand, so there must be something wrong. In short, it's all my fault. Jiang Weihe in this world is innocent. If he is scolded on the trending list in two years, you must speak up for him, or you will lose your wife!"
"Who will scold you on the hot search?" The virgin Duan Jinnian frowned, "I'll sue them for you."
Well, it is indeed the Duan Jinnian written by Duan Jinnian. As expected, what the author wrote is authentic.
"Your fans."
The peerless demon concubine Jiang Daji began to blow pillow wind to King Duan Zhou:
"Although you are still an amateur who can't be more plain now, after the filming of "The Tale of Thousand Cities" is finished, you will become popular overnight and become top-notch, with 1000 million fans called Pansy..."
"How could I become popular with such a bad acting?"
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is about to tie his brows into Chinese knots. It seems that he has an extremely accurate self-perception of himself.
"Handsome, with a good figure, Bingshan handsome guy, abstinence type, young wolf dog, rich and background, what kind of bicycle do you want?"
The virgin Duan Jinnian pouted:
"... so superficial."
Jiang Weihe couldn't laugh or cry:
"Otherwise, do you like that you can write the last sub-question of the last major math problem in the college entrance examination? Or do you like your calculus test score of 80?"
"90 points."
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is quite rigorous in his studies.
"Okay, that's not the point. In short, don't hate me in this world! Well, don't disturb your rest, go to sleep, baby, good night, love you, baby 886."
Just as Jiang Weihe was about to open the door to go out, Duan Jinnian, a virgin, stopped him:
"Brother Weihe."
Jiang Weihe looked back and smiled:
"Hey?"
"Who confessed first?"
"What confession? Oh, of course it's you! If you hadn't confessed, I would never have known that you liked me in my life, hahahaha..."
This is the truth, Jiang Weihe, a straight man, has a very straight brain circuit. Even if he and Duan Jinnian have children in the fandom world, he can still understand their relationship as a strategic partner, just like in the Anti-Japanese War drama The heroine gave birth to a kang cub for the hero, and she called her husband "comrade". I really can't blame Jiang Weihe, is there something wrong with being too straight?
"Okay, I know."
The virgin Duan Jinnian said thoughtfully.
After accidentally injuring the precious dragon body of the virgin Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe couldn't sleep or eat at all. In real life, he was scolded by Pansy for PTSD, so it's hard not to be unfounded , taking out a loan for Jiang Weihe in this world, worrying about his miserable end in two years.
It is said that suffering is the source of inspiration for creation, Jiang Weihe suddenly had a fountain of writing, when the weather stopped and the rain stopped, Jiang Weihe felt that he was doing well again!Jiang Weihe stood up again: he, a literary giant who died 21 minutes after his debut, will once again return to the contemporary literary world. At that time, he will make the literary and art world tremble because of his name!
Anyway, I won’t go to work tomorrow, and the dark night is the moment when inspiration bursts out. The dark night gives Jiang Weihe the eyes to discover beauty!So Jiang Weihe opened the memo on his phone and began to conceive the outline of his masterpiece.
As the saying goes, a good start is half the battle. A painstakingly written outline is the key to the Nobel Prize in Literature.
The layout needs to be large, the vision should be broad, and the gender should not be too rigid. First, Duan Jinnian is written as a girl, and the third son of Duan is transformed into Miss Duan San. Isn’t this more ergonomic than a man’s childbirth?Then, Miss Duan Jinnian had a crush on Jiang Weihe, and pursued her dream of acting for him, and then the two acted in a TV series together.
Think again, since it is a BG, you can't play "A Thousand Cities Jue", if you play a normal theme, and you can pass the trial, then what should you do... Jiang Weihe recalled his acting career in the past 6 years, They're all brainless romance dramas like "Crazy Love, Pretty Man's Next Wife", "Overbearing Prince, Pretty Maid", "Stupid Girl, Don't Try to Escape", etc.
Then Jiang Weihe has to write a TV series with depth, connotation, and thoughtfulness, as a love drama between him and Duan Jinnian... Forget it, this road is blocked, it is recommended to take a detour, Jiang Weihe is a bit of a person Just don't screw up or go into a dead end, it only takes a few minutes for him to go from getting started to giving up.
Let's change the story again, the protagonists are still him and Ms. Duan Jinnian, otherwise it will be an eternal classic, a timeless romance - the domineering president is in love with me!Jiang Weihe was very satisfied with this theme, he was so satisfied that he patted his thigh. In the previous fanfiction, his life was worse than that of a dog. Jiang Weihe was not convinced, he had to rely on his own hands to achieve the future!
Just write that he is a super rich second generation, but it is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation not to reveal his wealth, so he has to pretend to be a poor man to find his true love, so that he can test whether the other party loves him or him money, then he met Duan Jinnian, and then zzzz...
Since Jiang Weihe finished the college entrance examination, he never used his brain cells so much that his brain's CPU was overloaded. He fell asleep unknowingly, and then he was woken up by a knock on the door.
Maybe it was Xiao Zhao who came to bring him breakfast, Jiang Weihe yawned, and went to open the door with sleepy eyes and unkempt hair, but the man standing outside the door was actually a virgin Duan Jinnian, so frightened that Jiang Weihe opened his mouth halfway. Close together, stand upright, like a plum blossom standing proudly in the snow.
"Yo yo yo is Xiao Duan, what's the matter?"
"Brother Weihe, I thought about it all night yesterday."
Isn't it a coincidence, he also thought about it all night yesterday!It's really a tacit understanding!
"I don't want to wait until I'm 20 to confess my love to you. It's too late. I want to tell you now that not only the 20-year-old Duan Jinnian likes Jiang Weihe, but Duan Jinnian also likes Jiang Weihe."
作者有话要说:20岁小段:我被我自己背刺了感谢在2021-09-2411:06:08~2021-09-2620:06:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Sakurai Kazuzawa;
Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: 3 for Sakurai Isawa; 1 for Dongzhan in Spring and [-] Years of Good Cooperation szd;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 68 bottles of Sakurai Ichizawa; cuteness is omnipotent. . 10 bottles of Dongzhan in spring; 9 bottles of Nanbo Bobo;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
In order to make Jiang Weihe in this world feel better after two years, it is time for Jiang Weihe to stand up bravely. A real man must be responsible for the mistakes he made.
But the virgin Duan Jinnian didn't appreciate it very much. He thought he was just a sprained wrist and not a paraplegic, so there was no need to be so exaggerated. Even if Jiang Weihe in this world is really scolded in the trending searches two years later, the virgin Duan Jinnian will let him walk in a decent way because of his past affection.What the entertainment industry lost was only an uncrowned actor, but Duan Jinnian, a virgin, lost his wife!
"Xiao Duan, don't see each other with me, really, we will be in that kind of relationship two years later, we have done what we should see and what should not be seen, what should be done and what should not be done, young people, don't be shy."
Jiang Weihe Xiaozhi did psychological work for the virgin Duan Jinnian with reason and emotion, and the virgin Duan Jinnian was not moved at all:
"I'm not shy, I just don't need to be."
"I can help you dig out the birds and release the water!"
Jiang Weihe raised his left hand to sign a "five", and the virgin Duan Jinnian also raised his left hand to sign a "five":
"I have a left hand."
Jiang Weihe's heart is not dead:
"Then how about I wipe your ass for you?"
"I have a left hand."
"Then it's better to use your right hand at a time like this, right?!"
Jiang Weihe compared the "five" of his finger to "zero" and shook up and down. The virgin Duan Jinnian choked up and coughed unnaturally:
"I also use my left hand. I am left-handed. Now I can use both hands, but I am more used to using my left hand."
"So you are left-handed? No wonder you are so smart, that is to say, our Xiao Duan, a human high-quality male who combines beauty and talent, is worthy of being my man!"
Jiang Weihe praised Duan Jinnian, a virgin, to the point where he was flattering but not wearing it, so he changed the subject:
"Then I'll help you take a bath! You can't take a bath and you only wash with your left hand, right? How do you rub with one hand, right? Let me play a little social value..."
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, couldn't beat Jiang Weihe, so he agreed.
Since it is a homestay in a mountain valley, the accommodation environment can be imagined, and it is definitely incomparable with the five-star hotels in the city. This kind of accommodation for the crew is the best in a few miles, but the bathroom space is still very large. Small, no bathtub, only the most common shower room.
Before taking a bath, Jiang Weihe first wrapped the virgin Duan Jinnian's bear's paw in a plastic bag to prevent water from entering, and then helped the virgin Duan Jinnian take off his clothes. The clothes were only a T-shirt, and he took them off with a bang. , and then the trousers. Duan Jinnian, a virgin at the door, suddenly got shy, and grabbed the waistband of his trousers to hold on to the last line of defense:
"I'll wash it myself, and I'll call you again if necessary."
Imagine the scene where I help the virgin Duan Jinnian to wash a few... Damn, it’s too weird, let’s forget it, Jiang Weihe imitated the eunuch and spoke in a high-pitched voice:
"Your Majesty, please wash up. The younger one will leave first. If you have something to do, call me outside."
Jiang Weihe got out of the bathroom, feeling a little tired, so he lay down on the virgin Duan Jinnian's bed to rest.After a while, the virgin Duan Jinnian came out with a towel around his waist, Jiang Weihe was a little surprised:
"Why didn't you call me?"
"I can wash myself."
The virgin Duan Jinnian was quite self-reliant, he squatted down and found a pair of underwear in the suitcase, turned his head and glanced at Jiang Weihe, and found that Jiang Weihe was looking at him, then ran into the bathroom quickly.Jiang Weihe couldn't laugh or cry, at this time Duan Jinnian was still a pure and innocent little virgin, alas, how could such a good young man go blind at such a young age.
In fact, it's not that Jiang Weihe feels that he is not worthy of Duan Jinnian. Jiang Weihe's straight man rule is the first: sister is the queen, she is confident and shines. Duan Jinnian likes him. What does this mean? Weihe's charm is too great. His charming facial features are the beginning of Duan Jinnian's heart. Even in terms of gender, there is still a little regret: if Duan Jinnian is a woman, or he is a woman, then it is a match made in heaven. A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven...
"Brother Weihe, brother Weihe?"
"It's there."
Jiang Weihe quickly came back to his senses, and the virgin Duan Jinnian was already standing in front of him, dressed neatly, looking down at him:
"It's getting late, Brother Weihe, go back and rest."
High EQ speech: It's getting late, go back and rest.
Low EQ speech: Get lost.
Well, since the virgin Duan Jinnian has already talked about this, then he should just stay cool. Before he leaves, Jiang Weihe is still worried. He still has to think about himself in this world, and he still has to And virgin Duan Jinnian explained clearly:
"Xiao Duan, listen to my explanation. In my timeline, I didn't hurt your hand, so there must be something wrong. In short, it's all my fault. Jiang Weihe in this world is innocent. If he is scolded on the trending list in two years, you must speak up for him, or you will lose your wife!"
"Who will scold you on the hot search?" The virgin Duan Jinnian frowned, "I'll sue them for you."
Well, it is indeed the Duan Jinnian written by Duan Jinnian. As expected, what the author wrote is authentic.
"Your fans."
The peerless demon concubine Jiang Daji began to blow pillow wind to King Duan Zhou:
"Although you are still an amateur who can't be more plain now, after the filming of "The Tale of Thousand Cities" is finished, you will become popular overnight and become top-notch, with 1000 million fans called Pansy..."
"How could I become popular with such a bad acting?"
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is about to tie his brows into Chinese knots. It seems that he has an extremely accurate self-perception of himself.
"Handsome, with a good figure, Bingshan handsome guy, abstinence type, young wolf dog, rich and background, what kind of bicycle do you want?"
The virgin Duan Jinnian pouted:
"... so superficial."
Jiang Weihe couldn't laugh or cry:
"Otherwise, do you like that you can write the last sub-question of the last major math problem in the college entrance examination? Or do you like your calculus test score of 80?"
"90 points."
Duan Jinnian, a virgin, is quite rigorous in his studies.
"Okay, that's not the point. In short, don't hate me in this world! Well, don't disturb your rest, go to sleep, baby, good night, love you, baby 886."
Just as Jiang Weihe was about to open the door to go out, Duan Jinnian, a virgin, stopped him:
"Brother Weihe."
Jiang Weihe looked back and smiled:
"Hey?"
"Who confessed first?"
"What confession? Oh, of course it's you! If you hadn't confessed, I would never have known that you liked me in my life, hahahaha..."
This is the truth, Jiang Weihe, a straight man, has a very straight brain circuit. Even if he and Duan Jinnian have children in the fandom world, he can still understand their relationship as a strategic partner, just like in the Anti-Japanese War drama The heroine gave birth to a kang cub for the hero, and she called her husband "comrade". I really can't blame Jiang Weihe, is there something wrong with being too straight?
"Okay, I know."
The virgin Duan Jinnian said thoughtfully.
After accidentally injuring the precious dragon body of the virgin Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe couldn't sleep or eat at all. In real life, he was scolded by Pansy for PTSD, so it's hard not to be unfounded , taking out a loan for Jiang Weihe in this world, worrying about his miserable end in two years.
It is said that suffering is the source of inspiration for creation, Jiang Weihe suddenly had a fountain of writing, when the weather stopped and the rain stopped, Jiang Weihe felt that he was doing well again!Jiang Weihe stood up again: he, a literary giant who died 21 minutes after his debut, will once again return to the contemporary literary world. At that time, he will make the literary and art world tremble because of his name!
Anyway, I won’t go to work tomorrow, and the dark night is the moment when inspiration bursts out. The dark night gives Jiang Weihe the eyes to discover beauty!So Jiang Weihe opened the memo on his phone and began to conceive the outline of his masterpiece.
As the saying goes, a good start is half the battle. A painstakingly written outline is the key to the Nobel Prize in Literature.
The layout needs to be large, the vision should be broad, and the gender should not be too rigid. First, Duan Jinnian is written as a girl, and the third son of Duan is transformed into Miss Duan San. Isn’t this more ergonomic than a man’s childbirth?Then, Miss Duan Jinnian had a crush on Jiang Weihe, and pursued her dream of acting for him, and then the two acted in a TV series together.
Think again, since it is a BG, you can't play "A Thousand Cities Jue", if you play a normal theme, and you can pass the trial, then what should you do... Jiang Weihe recalled his acting career in the past 6 years, They're all brainless romance dramas like "Crazy Love, Pretty Man's Next Wife", "Overbearing Prince, Pretty Maid", "Stupid Girl, Don't Try to Escape", etc.
Then Jiang Weihe has to write a TV series with depth, connotation, and thoughtfulness, as a love drama between him and Duan Jinnian... Forget it, this road is blocked, it is recommended to take a detour, Jiang Weihe is a bit of a person Just don't screw up or go into a dead end, it only takes a few minutes for him to go from getting started to giving up.
Let's change the story again, the protagonists are still him and Ms. Duan Jinnian, otherwise it will be an eternal classic, a timeless romance - the domineering president is in love with me!Jiang Weihe was very satisfied with this theme, he was so satisfied that he patted his thigh. In the previous fanfiction, his life was worse than that of a dog. Jiang Weihe was not convinced, he had to rely on his own hands to achieve the future!
Just write that he is a super rich second generation, but it is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation not to reveal his wealth, so he has to pretend to be a poor man to find his true love, so that he can test whether the other party loves him or him money, then he met Duan Jinnian, and then zzzz...
Since Jiang Weihe finished the college entrance examination, he never used his brain cells so much that his brain's CPU was overloaded. He fell asleep unknowingly, and then he was woken up by a knock on the door.
Maybe it was Xiao Zhao who came to bring him breakfast, Jiang Weihe yawned, and went to open the door with sleepy eyes and unkempt hair, but the man standing outside the door was actually a virgin Duan Jinnian, so frightened that Jiang Weihe opened his mouth halfway. Close together, stand upright, like a plum blossom standing proudly in the snow.
"Yo yo yo is Xiao Duan, what's the matter?"
"Brother Weihe, I thought about it all night yesterday."
Isn't it a coincidence, he also thought about it all night yesterday!It's really a tacit understanding!
"I don't want to wait until I'm 20 to confess my love to you. It's too late. I want to tell you now that not only the 20-year-old Duan Jinnian likes Jiang Weihe, but Duan Jinnian also likes Jiang Weihe."
作者有话要说:20岁小段:我被我自己背刺了感谢在2021-09-2411:06:08~2021-09-2620:06:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Sakurai Kazuzawa;
Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: 3 for Sakurai Isawa; 1 for Dongzhan in Spring and [-] Years of Good Cooperation szd;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 68 bottles of Sakurai Ichizawa; cuteness is omnipotent. . 10 bottles of Dongzhan in spring; 9 bottles of Nanbo Bobo;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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