Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"..."

Jiang Weihe doesn't remember watching this episode, it's probably the virgin Duan Jinnian who added it himself.Jiang Weihe was very moved, and then rejected the virgin Duan Jinnian:

"I can't be with you, so I will feel sorry for the 20-year-old you."

If the 20-year-old Duan Jinnian found out about his relationship with the virgin Duan Jinnian, it would definitely not solve the problem without kneeling and killing a carload of durians.

"You can have a relationship with me and say I'm 20 so there's no betrayal."

Wow, the virgin Duan Jinnian is really a logical genius, there is a hint of absurdity in the seriousness, and there is rationality in the absurdity.

If Jiang Weihe travels through time and space instead of entering fandom, to be honest, he is still a little bit excited. He is a young and energetic high school student. It is said that there are two hardest things in the world, one is diamonds, and One is Gouba for male high school students—but baaah!Comrade Jiang Weihe, in front of the temptation of young sex and beauty, showed his iron-like self-control as an outstanding graduate of the male Durban class. It is worth learning from the majority of male compatriots in the entertainment circle!

"Although I can't say what's weird about it, I just think it's weird..."

Jiang Weihe murmured that the number of staff in the corridor began to increase, and there were many people with mixed eyes. Jiang Weihe asked the virgin Duan Jinnian to come in and take a step to talk.

"Why is it so weird?" Duan Jinnian, a virgin, asked aggrievedly.

"Xiao Duan, let Brother Weihe talk about you. As the saying goes, 'Sometimes you have to have something in your life, don't force it when you have a life'."

Jiang Weihe put his hand on the chest of virgin Duan Jinnian:

"You touch your conscience and say, if I hadn't told you that we will be together in two years, would you dare to confess now?"

The virgin Duan Jinnian grabbed Jiang Weihe's hand and placed it on the other side of his chest:

"My conscience is here."

"Oh, I touched it backwards, sorry."

Duan Jinnian, a virgin, was silent, which made Jiang Weihe worry again: He didn't reach out to hit the smiling face, let alone he came to confess to himself. With Duan Jinnian's conditions, he must be confessed to by others in this life. If someone confesses once and is forced to give a "love education", will the virgin Duan Jinnian become rebellious, escape into Buddhism and seal his heart from love, then they will have no future...

Alas, do you love him or not? Let’s compare him. Jiang Weihe will reflect on himself three times a day: Is it on fire?Did it explode?Is it top-notch?Don’t think about these petty loves if you don’t have them, men will only affect his speed of reaching the top-well, I can’t pretend anymore, in the final analysis, the 26-year-old Jiang Weihe will not like Duan Jinnian.

For 28-year-old Jiang Weihe to like Duan Jinnian, there is a sufficient and necessary prerequisite that he likes Duan Jinnian, but 26-year-old Jiang Weihe has no such intentions at all!At that time, Duan Jinnian was just a child in Jiang Weihe's eyes. Jiang Weihe tried every means to bring this autistic child to play together, just like him and Shen Yu. Pure brotherhood.

There will always be a day when Jiang Weihe has to go back, when the virgin Duan Jinnian will face the ignorant 26-year-old Jiang Weihe, the scene will definitely be very embarrassing.

"Well, listen up. Next, I will show you my lifelong knowledge and teach you how to chase after me at the age of 26. Keep your ears open and your eyes wide open. Do you understand?"

Jiang Weihe never expected that one day there would be a perfect paradox of "teaching the future husband to chase after his past self", comparable to "the present future past tense".

"understood."

Duan Jinnian, a virgin, became more frustrated and courageous, and stood up.Jiang Weihe also became more energetic:

"Speak louder so you can't hear it, show your determination! Got it?!"

"Understood!" The virgin Duan Jinnian shouted.

"Very good, very energetic! First of all, at the age of 26, I like sunny boys with a bright smile. You see, your face smells like you just came back from picking up dung at the entrance of the village every day. This is not acceptable."

Jiang Weihe stretched out his index fingers, respectively touching the corners of the virgin Duan Jinnian's mouth and lifting them up, manually performing a facelift on the virgin Duan Jinnian:

"Laugh, smile, aren't you happy when you see someone you like?"

Under Jiang Weihe's manual smile, the virgin Duan Jinnian smiled like the male version of Annabelle:

"happy."

"Not happy?"

"Happy."

"Okay, just keep that feeling in mind, and then you need to develop a little sense of humor and make a little joke."

"What joke?" The virgin Duan Jinnian asked with a boyish smirk.

"Like telling a joke."

"I can't tell jokes."

"So I'm teaching you, listen carefully and study hard," Jiang Weihe cleared his throat, there is no way, not every boy can become a mature man with humor and wit like him, "One day, a bear When he pooped, he saw a little white rabbit beside him, so he asked the little white rabbit, "Little white rabbit, little white rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty?" The white rabbit grabbed it and wiped his butt hahahahahaha! Hahahahaha..."

Jiang Weihe laughed unsteadily, with tears streaming down his face. He looked up and saw that the virgin Duan Jinnian still kept that stiff smile, a little embarrassed:

"Uh, isn't it funny...then there is a follow-up to this story! The follow-up is even more funny! The next day, the bear pooped again. Today it saw a little squirrel next to it, so it asked the little squirrel,' Little squirrel, little squirrel, are you afraid of being dirty?" The little squirrel was furious, "I am a little white rabbit!"

Jiang Weihe clapped his hands like a clapping seal, and laughed for a long time before realizing that the virgin Duan Jinnian was completely indifferent, and the clown was actually himself.Jiang Weihe sighed:

"Okay, let's skip this link. Men don't have to be humorous, but they must give people a sense of security."

Jiang Weihe opened his arms and embraced himself, his face intoxicated:

"No one doesn't like people with a sense of security. The sense of security can't be described in barren language. I'll talk about a few people with a sense of security. You can benchmark them."

"oh oh."

"Ultraman, Monkey King, Captain America..."

"..."

"That's probably what it means, okay? Understand it with your heart, don't worry, you are a very secure boy, but you haven't found a suitable opportunity to show your talents."

The virgin Duan Jinnian pondered for a long time:

"Will monsters appear in the future for me to fight? Or is Thanos going to destroy humans?"

"...If it really happened, it's not your turn to worry about it."

Jiang Weihe rubbed his face tiredly, communication between people is sometimes useless.

"anything else?"

I didn't realize that Duan Jinnian, a virgin boy, is quite diligent and studious. The students are not tired, but the teacher Jiang Weihe is tired:

"Let's do this for today."

If I hadn’t filmed, it would have been quite boring in this ravine. I could have played with the virgin Duan Jinnian, and compared who could piss farther, but the virgin Duan Jinnian was injured, and Jiang Weihe was embarrassed to bully the injured. , So he paid out of his own pocket and invited his work team to eat farm stir-fry.

After all, the environment is remote, and it is not uncommon for this kind of farmhouse to sit on the ground and raise prices. Jiang Weihe looked at the menu and found that the most common plate of wild vegetables costs 40 yuan. It will appear that he has no face, so he passes the menu to other people to order.

Everyone looked around and felt that they had no appetite, and their faces were greener than wild vegetables.Sitting next to Jiang Weihe, Xiaoyuan muttered in a low voice that it would be better to eat Kaifeng dishes.Jiang Weihe really wanted to eat Kaifeng cuisine, but the nearest Kaifeng cuisine was five kilometers away, and everyone didn't want to go through mountains and rivers to eat Kaifeng cuisine. They were the ones who said it was delicious and lazy.

"If you can eat Duan Sangong's work meal..." the driver Lao Li said, "I passed their nanny car with the door open that day, and saw them eating, it would be a sweet..."

"Yes, last time I saw them taking out the trash, I also saw abalone shells!" Xiaoyuan looked at Jiang Weihe, "Hey beauty, when can we eat abalone thanks to you?"

"Wow, what you said, didn't the New Year's goods give you seafood gift boxes last year?"

"And the seafood gift box is so good?" Xiao Zhao is new here and doesn't understand the market, "Boss Jiang is so rich!"

Jiang Weihe thought to himself that if you leave this crew, you will leave my job. The carnival is someone else's carnival, and it has nothing to do with you.

Everyone ate poorly during this period. It was difficult to evaluate whether these farm dishes were delicious from an objective point of view.

On the way, Jiang Weihe thought about using his three-inch tongue to persuade the director to have a barbecue party. Anyway, it was better than eating a 40 yuan plate of wild vegetables that taste like snot.

There is a small courtyard in front of the B&B. When Jiang Weihe walked into the small courtyard, he saw a man standing tall and basking in the moonlight—it turned out to be Duan Jinnian, a virgin.Afterwards, Jiang Weihe heard Xiaoyuan's sinister smile, and suddenly bent Jiang Weihe's elbow, pushing him towards the virgin Duan Jinnian. Jiang Weihe was caught off guard and threw himself at the virgin Duan Jinnian hug.

Then Xiaoyuan pushed the others and ran away, leaving Jiang Weihe and the virgin Duan Jinnian in the yard silently. The bold and careful Jiang Weihe discovered that the virgin Duan Jinnian's hand had healed!Jiang Weihe thought that he had made a mistake, so he grabbed the virgin Duan Jinnian's hand and put it in front of his eyes:

"My God, are you Deadpool? This recovery ability is amazing! Is the young man so strong?"

"What?" Duan Jinnian, a virgin, was at a loss.

"Hand, is your hand alright?" Jiang Weihe was also confused by the virgin Duan Jinnian.

"What's wrong with my hand?"

Duan Jinnian, a virgin, turned his wrist and it worked well.

"Ah! Are you my little Duan?!" Jiang Weihe misses him so much after not seeing him for a few days, so he jumps up and hangs on Duan Jinnian's body, "You bloody ghost! I miss you so much!"

"Ah."

Duan Jinnian reached out his hand to firmly grab Jiang Weihe's butt, and kissed Jiang Weihe's mouth like a cat. Jiang Weihe took Duan Jinnian's face with both hands, and squeezed him into an octopus mouth:

"Have you finished writing the humanities?"

"It's finished."

"Give me a spoiler, hurry up, I can't wait!"

"You'll find out later."

This is a public place, so flirting in public is not good, so Jiang Weihe took Duan Jinnian to his room and had an in-depth exchange with Duan Jinnian. When I saw it, I almost fell down the stairs in fright:

"Are you teleporting? When did you run ahead of me?!"

Duan Jinnian was also taken aback by Jiang Weihe:

"what are you saying?"

"Ah? You were behind me just now—"

Jiang Weihe turned his head and saw Duan Jinnian behind him!

——Why are there two Duan Jinnian? !

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Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Dongzhan in Spring, Baibaihaohe szd, and Yarkuci 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Baiyuan; 5 bottles of Nuwa throwing mud;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!