111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

When everyone walked to the third student restaurant of C University, the "God of Learning" in a black trench coat seemed to want to put Ji Ruchu down, and Ji Ruchu immediately hugged the "God of Learning" again, whispering like a newly weaned The little milk cat said, "I, I don't want to go~ I just want, I want you to carry me behind my back~" After finishing speaking, he rubbed the face of "Xue Shen" with his face.

snort!Let you pretend to be a stranger just now, I just want to exhaust you to death!I just want you to carry 55 kilograms of "heavy weight" on your back!This is your punishment! ! !hum~

However, because of the act of rubbing his face, the "God of Learning" who was carrying Ji Ruchu on his back froze instantly, and he was really frozen there.

The onlookers were so shocked that they couldn't speak "!!!"

Those who are in trouble take photos and post them on Weibo, Aite Xueshen, ready to gloat and watch the next good show......

There was a girl who secretly followed her and wailed inwardly, "City flower, you gorilla! You gorilla!! That's not your school god who you bully!!! You molested our family! Grow up! Grow up! Human!"

However, Ji Ruchu, who has no orangutans yet, continued to stretch out his paws and pat the "God of Learning" on the head, saying, "Let's go to the fourth floor to eat bacon and lotus leaf rice." After speaking, he pointed to the empty stairs next to him, indicating " Xueshen"...carrying him on his back...walking up to the fourth floor...

Everyone was shocked again and couldn't speak, "!!!!"

I can't bear it! No! No! No!

Even though there is an elevator, you still dare to let us, the president of Kaolin Flower, recite it! Come on! You! How dare you recite it all at once!superior!Four!building!It's really—

too!good!up!

What a lifetime to see the Great Iceberg Demon King being treated as a coolie!Great!up!

Let you Lu Tianlin check the latecomers every day and post them on the bulletin board!

Let you, Lu Tianlin, criticize members of our student union unselfishly and mercilessly every day! !

Let you Lu Tianlin be regarded as a winner in life by the teacher every day and beat us LOSER every day! ! !

you!live!Should!quilt!people!when!Do!bitter!force!

A group of C college students thought incomparably relieved.

However, Ji Ru, who didn't pay attention to the strange eyes of the people around him, didn't react when he first saw the "God of Learning", and then rubbed his face aggrievedly, stretched out his paws, and pinched the "God of Learning" by the way... .

Everyone "!!!!!!"

In the end, no one knew how to get to the fourth floor. They were as stiff as robots, walking towards the end step by step according to the program. The previous initial instructions——Lu Tianlin and Ji Ruchu took a step ahead, and they followed suit.

They slapped up a flight of stairs, and the crowd behind them also slapped up a flight of stairs in unison.

They turned a corner!The team behind them also turned a corner!

Even the sound of footsteps landed neatly! ! !Especially like the rigorous and regular horizontal and vertical straight lines in the National Day military parade, the sound of the square team falling into the pit and throwing the ground! ! !

The aunt serving the dishes on the fourth floor was shocked to hear a burst of uniform footsteps downstairs, as if there was a silent slogan ordering them, snap!Clap! !Clap clap! !Clap clap! ! !

Even the vibration frequency of the entire building has become a uniform rhythm! ! !Even the plate in her hand was "buzzing" "buzzing" "buzzing" in stages, orderly, and uniform resonance! ! !

Big Mom "!!!"

Because this "Forward Stepping Formation" was so imposing, everyone on the fourth floor stopped their work and looked towards the stairway where no one had walked for a long time.

Nowadays, college students are too lazy to take the elevator instead of the stairs. There are so many people walking the stairs that have not been used for a long time. The sun is really coming out from the west! ! !

First of all, walking in the front row of the "Forward Formation" is Lu Tianlin, the president of the student union.Carrying someone?

Everyone on the fourth floor was shocked

Then the "goose-stepping phalanx" at the back didn't give them a chance to be shocked, they still went up one by one, and then the people who came down came up, one pair after another, one row after another, horizontally and vertically, with neat military appearances and solemn faces , holding a straight steel gun in white gloves, kicking a neat goose step forward sonorously...

There seemed to be impassioned broadcasters broadcasting in the air: They are the glorious people's soldiers, directly demonstrating the glorious enterprising and courageous spirit of our Chinese soldiers. They fight the sky and flutter their wings, and they are qualified successors of the people! ! !

Uh........There seems to be something wrong...don't care.

The eyeballs of all the chefs who are cooking are about to fall out. What happened to the children of C University today! ! !

On the extremely quiet fourth floor, a group of Chinese soldiers sat down with steel guns in their hands, their backs as proud as pines and cypresses, and they looked ahead as if they were waiting for the commander to give an order.

After the "God of Learning" put Ji Ruchu on the seat and went to the small window to order food, there were whispers in the whole restaurant.

On the other end, after being nagged by the former professor for a long time, Xueshen finally had his ears clean and happy for a while. The weather was a bit hot at noon, Xueshen took off his coat, casually put it on a small pine tree, and took out his mobile phone , Seeing that there are two in the pocket, one is put by the idiot on his side, at this moment, the idiot's mobile phone starts to vibrate crazily——

When did Ji Ruchu press the mute button on her phone, and the phone's incoming calls turned into vibrating?Before he had time to think about it, Lu Tianqi clicked on the screen saver code and answered the call——

"Second, let me tell you when did you get together with the president of C Congress behind the back of the god of learning!!! Aren't you trying to kill yourself!!! Are you worthy of the god of learning who always takes care of you so much and loves you so much? !!!!!!!! I told you that we have been friends for many years, but I warned you not to play! Fire! Self-immolation!, now the whole university city is going crazy, you hurry to appease the god of learning, I will immediately Hacked the landlord's computer!! Sayou Nala!!!"

When Master Xueshen received the call and before he had time to speak, Fang Lin spoke without punctuation so quickly that he was so angry that Hua Shao was ashamed to death Liu Xiang finished a long paragraph before he could say a word and hung up in a hurry .

Xueshen was still holding the phone and staying there, just when I was exchanging with my father's old friend about the three perspectives on life philosophy and the direction of writing the future graduation thesis, how come I don't know the whole world! ! !

Lu Tianqi immediately took out his mobile phone and called Zhao Guyu's number, but a mechanized female voice came from the receiver of the mobile phone: The number you dialed is closed! Turn off!

Then Master Xueshen dialed Fang Lin's phone number without giving up, and the receiver also heard that the user you dialed had turned off the phone...

The two roommates didn't answer the phone, and Xue Shen became irritable. He quickly logged on to Weibo to check the situation, and he didn't believe it. Information related to Chu Meng was always uploaded the fastest on Weibo!

When he clicked on Weibo and took a look, there were too many private messages to read, because the phone was blocked!burst!up!

He casually clicked on a comment on his Weibo, which read: Sama, the god of learning, go to the cafeteria!Your daughter-in-law was kidnapped by an evil dragon, and that evil dragon has the same height, weight, appearance, facial features and voice as you!Die! Same! Like! C!big!meeting!long!road!add!Lin!

Seeing the name of the nemesis and his daughter-in-law together, Xueshen's anger reached MAX in an instant, especially when he clicked on a picture of his nemesis sneaking "run away" like a thief behind his back, Xueshen felt that now everyone Don't mess with him! !Because what he breathes out now is not carbon dioxide, but the sky!Of course!gas!

Give me a little spark and I can detonate the whole silver!river!Tie! ! !

Lu Tianqi didn't have time to take his coat, so he ran all the way to the address of the place where the fan picture was taken on Weibo, while roaring in his heart, "Lu Tianlin, I'm with you! No! Two! Stand!! You wretched weasel dare Steal my chickens while I'm away!!! I'm going to beat you until you don't even know your mother!!!"

In the flat road map of C major stick figure provided by the system kindly, the little red dot Road Tianqi moves along a black and sinuous line that starts at the restaurant and ends at the third student cafeteria. Finally, the little red dot moves Go to the fourth floor of the third student restaurant marked with a small flag representing the terminal. The system released cheerful music to celebrate the user's arrival at the terminal, and sprinkled celebration ribbons and flowers from the sky, and gave Ji Ruchu a heartfelt compliment. root wax........

When the god of learning stood behind Ji Ruchu exuding the aura of a dark and destructive god, he had a fierce eye-to-eye fight with Lu Tianlin who was sitting opposite Ji Ruchu, three, two, one, let's start! ! !

All the people in the restaurant "!!!" Damn it, Allah is coming!Mars is about to hit the Earth! !The battle of the two kings and one queen has begun! ! !Then everyone took out their phones and held their breath.....

咻咻咻——, in the first round, Xue Shen wins

咻咻咻——, in the second round, the president wins

咻咻咻——, in the third round, the exhausted two, whose eyes kept twitching, tied to a tie, and both of them covered their eyes to calm down.

There is such a moment of lightning and flint crackling in the fight between masters! ! !

Two martial arts masters fought each other, but Ji Ruchu still didn't notice it. With a look of "I'm so happy, I'm so happy, this food is so delicious", he scooped up a piece of bacon devoutly, closed his eyes, and was about to stuff it into his mouth...

Standing behind Ji Ruchu, the god of learning hated iron and looked at his stupid and cute house, leaned over and bit off the bacon, but Ji Ruchu didn't feel it, and continued to put the empty spoon into his mouth...

Then he ate an empty spoon, Ji Ruchu opened his eyes suspiciously, that's wrong, there is obviously bacon in my spoon?Why is it gone?Really lost.Forget it, I'm scooping one up...

Then close your eyes and get ready to enjoy the delicious Ji Ruchu and eat an empty spoon.....

Undeterred, Ji Ruchu scooped up another piece of meat, and it turned into a wet spoon again in his mouth!

Ji Ruchu was angry, it was obvious that someone was playing a prank on him, Ji Ruchu stood up suddenly, and said loudly to the people around, "Who, who is it?"

Chenghua looks so hot even when she is angry, her small mouth is pouted, her cheeks are puffed up, her delicate eyebrows are so cute even when she is frowning! !A man sitting near Ji Ruchu's eyes were red and his heart secretly praised in his heart!Then, he saw the god of learning standing behind Ji Ruchu, and then looked at the chairman sitting opposite Ji Ruchu... After a while of silence, um, forget it, this beautiful person I will let them.....

The force value of these two people is like a god! !

No one around dared to answer, everyone who eats eats, and those who drink soup drink soup, no one dares to talk to him......

Do ordinary people dare to provoke the furious god of learning?Xueshen teases his own daughter-in-law, do others dare to make trouble???

When Ji Ruchu saw that no one answered him, he became even more angry. At this time, the chairman in a black trench coat sitting opposite him pointed behind him, and Ji Ruchu suddenly realized that the meat thief was behind him, so he became very angry. Turning around, "I said, what about you..."

Before I finished speaking, I found a person who looked exactly like Xue Shen standing behind me! ! !

Ji Ruchu froze there, scanning back and forth between the "God of Learning" sitting in front of him and the "Clone" standing behind him

The little head turned around quickly, and quickly moved to the side of the president wearing a black windbreaker, pointed to Lu Tianqi and said, "Hey, the blue sky and the white sun, the sky is bright, the evildoer, don't show your original shape soon, I don't know that animals are not allowed after the founding of the country." Is it fine? As long as you show up obediently, I will not report you to the General Manager of Radio and Television!"

Relying on the power of the "Student God" wearing a black trench coat beside him, Ji Ruchu shouted to the "fairy" in front of him righteously! ! !

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