111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

Road Fairy Tianqi "..."

Lu Tianlin "..."

Everyone "..."

Lord Xueshen was speechless for a moment, then said helplessly, "I am Lu Tianqi...... I am not a mountain goblin, the guy sitting opposite you who looks exactly like me is called Lu Tianlin, that is Did you forget the one I fought with me in the first half of my sophomore year?"

Lu Tianlin?It seems that there is such a person who is said to look very similar to Xue Shen, almost exactly the same.But.....I haven't seen him..

Ji Ruchu looked at his shadow in the sun again, um, a shadow means a human being, so he completely excluded this guy who looked exactly like Xue Shen in front of him from the category of painted skin and mountain spirit.

So what is certain now is: the two identical people in front of me, one is Lu Tianlin and the other is Lu Tianqi

Is that the god of learning who gets along day and night?

I feel that this question is the same as the true and false Monkey King in Journey to the West!Choose from the six-eared macaque and the Monkey King!It is as hard to choose as true or false!I am not the Tathagata Buddha, how to tell! ! !

Seeing that his stupid family couldn't recognize him, Xueshen was angry and helpless, and then said, "I'm really Lu Tianqi"

Ji Ruchu glanced at his clothes, and sneered, "Don't lie to me, Xueshen was wearing a gray sweater when he came out with me in the morning, and you are clearly wearing a plaid shirt!"

Lu Tianqi explained, "It was hot when I came out of the visit, so I took it off and put it on a potted cherry blossom. I came to you in a hurry and forgot to bring it."

It sounds reasonable, but, me!No!letter!

The one in the black windbreaker must be the god of learning, only the god of learning can spoil me so much, and carry me so far, if it is that Lu Tianlin who has never met, why is he so kind to me, why is he carrying me? Let me tease you! !

So Ji Ruchu looked expectantly and asked the chairman wearing a black windbreaker, "You are Lu Tianqi, right?"

Seeing that the daughter-in-law of the Xueshen didn't recognize the real Xueshen, but instead regarded the adult as the Xueshen, everyone looked forward to watching this annual drama, so no one kindly reminded Ji Ruchu...... ..

The president wearing a black windbreaker was silent for a while, then smiled softly, warm and charming like the spring breeze blowing on his face, and nodded softly, "Yes, I am Lu Tianqi"

Ji Ruchu was happy, with an expression on my face that I am smart, how could I have misunderstood my dear, and then da da da—— ran all the way to the Xueshen, made a face, and then ran back to the president to enjoy the president The caress of an adult rubbing his face and touching his head...

Everyone "!!!" Damn it, Mr. President, you are too shameless! ! !Lies are told so aboveboard!You orangutan!You orangutan! ! !What about the high-cold male god?Why did you change your style of painting in a second? Don't tell me you have already done everything you can to get the daughter-in-law of the god of learning!!! !

Lu Tianqi was furious, he had never seen such a brazen person pretending to be someone else, he understood, this monster has a very high level, how can my daughter-in-law's stupid cuteness be an opponent!It must be this evildoer who seduced my daughter-in-law and cast a spell on him!Let my wife recognize it!wrong!up!

Seeing how my wife can make "I" rub her face and touch her head, it shows how much my wife likes "I"!It's just that I was fascinated by that evildoer!So Fang Lin, what you just said about my daughter-in-law's empathy, for this reason, I decided to beat you up tonight...

Ji Ruchu, who was kind enough to help the God of Learning persuade him to "cheating", ended up being murdered by Fang Lin "..." QAQ

right!That's it, thousands of mistakes are all the fault of that damned Lu Tianlin! ! !

So Lu·Warrior·Tianqi decided to go deep into the demon castle of Lu·Evil Dragon·Tianlin to rescue the beautiful and kind princess Ji Ruchu!

Lu Warrior Tianqi made a big move, he said to Lu Tianlin with a sinister smile, "You said you are Lu Tianqi, so do you know Ji Ruchu? Do you know what Ji Ruchu likes to eat? What color? Which scenic spot? Which book Fiction? Which star?"

Facing the warrior's big move, the evil dragon was not afraid, he used his hard and thick scales to resist all the attacks, and said, "My idiot's favorite food is fried rice with shrimps and eggs. I like purple. I like to write novels the most." Hand Wujiu's "Pan Soul Gu Nie", the favorite star is Cristiano Ronaldo!!!"

Well, the god of learning just knows him, Ji Ruchu was very sad and happy, and happily rubbed the face of the "god of learning".

Seeing his daughter-in-law rubbing against his rival's face all the time, Master Xueshen was furious, and immediately used his unique trick, preparing to defeat the dragon to rescue his daughter-in-law and then take him back to the dormitory for "education of love"

Because those questions are known to anyone who is familiar with Ji Ruchu, and there is also a post on the post bar called "Guide to Love - All Men Come In!"Take a look at the preferences of the city flowers! ! ! "Posts, or add!Refined!place!top!of!

Therefore, the evil dragon in front of him who covets his daughter-in-law must have heard his daughter-in-law's joy clearly before!good!This cunning dragon will definitely be defeated by him! !

So Lu Warrior Tianqi released his unique trick, "Do you know which hand Ji Ruchu usually uses when he hits the ashes? Which brand of panties do you like, and which panties are you wearing this morning?"

I saw that the sword of the Archangel in the warrior's hand was shining brightly, as if it could destroy all evil spirits in the world, deterring the evil spirits in the world! !

Everyone was stunned, this is a proper idiot, now Cheng Hua hasn't married into your Lu family, how can you be such an idiot!You are such an idiot, does your wife know! ! !

Ji Ruchu blushed with embarrassment and covered her face with her hands.

Lu Tianlin pretended to be calm and said, "Well, I often use my right hand, and my underwear is CK."

Nonsense, either the left hand or the right hand, there is always a 50.00% probability of getting the answer right, and there are only a few brands of underwear that college students wear, so it is not surprising to guess it.

"Then it's the fat one this morning!" Lord Xueshen was aggressive!

The dragon couldn't answer, so he suffered a blow from the warrior and lost a quarter of his blood...

The warrior took advantage of the victory and pursued, slashing at the evil dragon non-stop, and said viciously, "My wife is wearing a little spot and fat clothes this morning. Do you know the size of his hips? Do you know the length, width and height of his little brother? You Do you know how many times he went to the bathroom in the past month, how many times he took a bath, how many times he took a shower, how many times did he have offspring, how many times did he have no offspring, what kind of pattern can that pool of offspring form?"

Because the evil dragon couldn't answer any of these questions, it kept losing blood, losing blood, losing blood, and finally fell to the ground with a "boom--" and died with regret.

The warrior triumphantly prepared to step over the dragon's corpse to take away the princess, but the princess was furious...

"Lu Tianqi, tell me why you know so much about me!! Can this kind of thing be said in public!!!" Ji Ruchu blushed and yelled at Lu Tianqi!

At the same time, the group of people who were shocked just woke up from the shock, what the hell, such an idiot as a god of learning, even knows such a private matter about his daughter-in-law, people all cast sympathetic eyes on Ji Ruchu!

It's hard for you to have such an idiotic future husband!

At this time, the Master Xueshen, who was unscrupulous because he defeated the evil dragon, realized this, God is hot!Accidentally exposed it, oops, how should I explain it to my daughter-in-law now! !Now the whole world knows I'm an idiot! ! !

Ji Ruchu didn't wait for the god of learning to answer, and rushed down the stairs angrily, throwing himself to death!Never face anyone again!

Lu Tianqi panicked and chased him out.

At this time, the chairman who had been sitting on the chair stood up slowly, glanced coldly at the people in the restaurant, and asked everyone in a calm and calm tone, "What did you all see just now?"

Everyone instantly panicked and replied in unison, "I didn't see anything!"

"Really? What did you hear?" Lu Tianlin still asked unhurriedly.

A group of trembling quails were even more frightened, "I heard nothing!"

The chairman nodded in satisfaction.

Damn, you have to know that the power of the student council president this year is unimaginable. The professor in charge is on duty, and he goes down to the dormitory to clean up. Even the school sports meeting is equal to the school leaders, and he has a place on the rostrum!

Lu Tianqi has the same outstanding ability as his outstanding appearance, and he acts vigorously and resolutely!Never sloppy!

She doesn't show affection, doesn't have any back door to go, and is indifferent to everyone. She is a high-altitude flower in the university town just like the high-cold academic god in University A!

Uh, of course, today the god of learning who is out of morals and idiots has launched this rank...

However, the point is that no one in C University dares to disobey the order of the president of the student union! ! !

Because his force value, cold blood value, and revenge attribute are all full! ! !

There were many people who challenged the bottom line of the chairman, and later, they... cleaned the toilet until they graduated from college! ! ! !

Thinking of this, everyone swallowed in unison

Lu Tianlin took a sip of his drink lightly, and sneered, "Then why are you still standing here? Haven't you cleaned up the memory in your brain? Throw all the prohibited content that you shouldn't hear and see into the recycle bin to be emptied permanently Those students who dared to secretly record the encrypted files on the video screen of the previous screen immediately smashed and emptied them with the powerful shredder software! If I saw any rumors about anything today on the school’s post bar BBS or anywhere on the Internet today , discussion, video, then, what will happen to you..."

"Crackling—" The president crushed the glass with his bare hands, and the ping-pong-pong sound of the pieces falling to the ground seemed to have become their reminder! !

Everyone "!!!" QAQ Mama, our president is so scary!I want to go home! ! !

Because they were notified by the death talisman, everyone immediately put the prohibited content in their brains that they shouldn't have seen and heard today into the recycle bin, and then emptied it with one click!

After it was cleared, everyone didn't know anything. They looked at each other with doubts on their faces. Why are we eating three meals?

Girl A: "I'm going to go to B to eat Liangpi at noon, why do I have three meals?"

Man B: "I'm going to the library at noon, what are you doing here?"

Student C: "I want to go back to the dormitory! Why are you in the dining room?"

Professor Ding: "I'm going to the garage! Why are you getting three meals?"

As a result, a large group of people woke up like a dream and squeezed out of the restaurant to do their own things. No one remembered what happened just now!

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