111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

"So the marketing plan adopted by Apple is hunger marketing." The professor on the podium pointed to the case analysis on the multimedia screen.

Gold-rimmed glasses and a black suit look like a real scumbag, tsk tsk, Ji Ruchu sent harassing text messages with ten fingers like flying, and the recipient was the god of learning sitting in the first row of the lecture theater.

TO the god of learning who didn't make * bed in the morning

Although I have the problem of staying in bed, today is the first day of school, how can my concubine abandon me and go out alone, and promise to wake me up!Professor Li is a madman in our department, and his usual score will be deducted by [-] points for being late once! ! !

FROM Your Majesty the Emperor who was almost late and didn't have breakfast

After sending the text message, Ji Ruchu sat upright. It was very dangerous. Today, he stepped on the bell to enter the classroom. If he was late for the doctor’s appointment, he picked up the note in his left hand and pretended to be serious while watching the multimedia. Text back.

The phone vibrated suddenly, and he quickly clicked on the message:

A little tease with ambiguous words in TO

First, since my wake-up time is 6:00, MORNNINGCALL service is too early, I reminded Zhao Guyu to wake you up, but why did he wake you up so late, you should ask him himself, and, that is called *bed What is it, explain me, huh?

FORM is seriously taking notes but was interrupted by you

After reading this message, Ji Ruchu gritted his teeth and sent text messages to bombard the fourth child Zhao Guyu, you fucking got up early in the morning to pack up, and then woke me up when class was about to start, aren't you so mean? up!After typing a long paragraph of text, he suddenly remembered Zhao Guyu's red-eyed and tired look when he woke up in the morning. Thinking that he slept very late last night, he frowned and deleted the text that he had just typed in. Forget it, Anyway, in the end I rushed into the classroom desperately, and I was not late. My lord has a lot, so please forgive me once.

Ji Ruchu looked around in the classroom, and saw the fourth child who was covering his belly in the corner of the den, and after a minute, Ji Ruchu awkwardly sent a text message to Zhao Guyu, asking him if he wanted some stomach medicine.

Both the fourth child and the eldest child have poor stomachs. If they don’t eat on time, they will suffer from stomach pains. The pale appearance of covering their stomachs almost scared him last time. He and Zhao Guyu didn’t have breakfast this morning. He’s fine. Four stomachaches.

It is also because stomach pains are too common among modern college students. After encountering them two or three times, Ji Ruchu habitually puts a box of stomach medicine in his shoulder bag, just in case.

Glancing at Zhao Guyu in the distance, Ji Ruchu flipped through his shoulder bag, and found a pleasant surprise. There were not only gastric medicines in the bag, but also a box of milk and a bag of small bread bought at the supermarket yesterday.

I rubbed my hungry stomach, looked at the fourth child in the distance, forget it.Who am I to be a good person?

"Hey, buddy, do me a favor." Ji Ruchu reached out and poked the boy next to him, handed him the small bag containing stomach medicine and milk and bread, then pointed to Zhao Guyu who was sitting in the innermost place, and did A gesture of please, and blinking his sincere eyes by the way, the boy blushed instantly.

That boy blushed and handed the bag to the next boy, one by one to Zhao Guyu, Ji Ruchu turned his head, a little puzzled, strange, isn't it just passing something, why blushing?

The phone vibrated, and the message from the fourth child was displayed on it: Thank you, brother.There is also a smiley face symbol on the back.

Ji Ruchu replied: Hmph, who wants you to thank me!I pity you! !Followed by a proud symbol.

Zhao Guyu looked at the phone, and laughed softly, Ji Ruchu has a very good appearance and personality, but he is a straight man, but unfortunately, Zhao Guyu glanced at the student in the first row, someone had an unrequited love.

"Who knows which is the world's largest Businisstobueiniss website, and analyzed its advantages?" the professor pushed his glasses and asked.

Xueshen stood up and replied: "Alibaba is the largest B2B website in the world. It can make face-to-face transactions much easier for both parties, and......" After listing many reasons, the professor let the student God sits down.And sighed, "College students should learn more about their majors. Don't always play games. Games are poor for three generations. Students like Lu Tianqi will definitely be an elite in the industry in the future. I heard that he was elected as a school grass by female compatriots. In the future, the tall, rich and handsome students, those ordinary-looking students, let alone lose in their innate appearance, just work hard in their studies, don’t fall into depravity.”

The majority of male students "..."

Ji Ruchu "..." I finally understand why this professor is so annoying, don't always compare the winners in life with us losers......

Maybe it's been too long since I didn't reply to the text message, Xueshen sent another one:

TO little idiot who didn't eat breakfast

I brought milk and meat floss bread chocolate, you must sit next to me in the next class, otherwise you will be hungry all morning!

FROM the future rich and handsome student god

Fuck, this is so shameless, Xue Shen, wake up, this tough-tongued and absolutely narcissistic person is definitely not you, Ji Ruchu stared at the phone in disbelief.

Although the first row is close to the professor, but for breakfast, I risked it all! !

So Ji·Chihuo·Ruchu quickly packed up the books during the break, straddled the shoulder bag and rushed to the first row, la la la, here I come for snacks! !

Sitting down next to Xueshen, he quickly started flipping through Xueshen's bag, oh my god, this brand of meat floss bread is super delicious, but a little expensive, then he opened the bag and stuffed it into his mouth, oh, oh, it's delicious, Ji As satisfied as before.

"Eat slowly, no one will fight with you." Lu Tianqi stared at Ji Ruchu, who was eating without image, with meat floss all over the corner of his mouth. Feeling helpless, he took out a piece of paper and asked him to wipe his mouth, and handed the milk to him. give him.

Ji Ruchu, who was full of food and drink, stroked his belly in satisfaction and looked around, and finally realized belatedly that there were girls sitting around Xueshen, several of whom he had confessed to, and suddenly felt embarrassed.

Obviously he is not bad looking, why no girl likes him! ! !

Of course, he will never admit that some of his behaviors are too stupid, he will never admit that being too lazy to take care of his hair will affect his dating girls, and he will never admit that he will never have taste in clothes

Maybe it was because he was too disappointed, this kind of dark aura was noticed by Xue Shen, and then Xue Shen turned his head, stroked a bunch of stupid hairs on his head, and handed him a piece of Dove.

While biting the chocolate depressedly, Ji Ruchu complained to the mental trash can in front of him.

"Is that so?" Xue Shen glanced at Ji Ruchu from top to bottom, and said again, "I will accompany you to change your hairstyle and buy clothes in the afternoon.

"Really?" Ji Ruchu looked excited

"Um"

The author has something to say: I have been learning business English this semester. The typical case is Alibaba. It is so difficult to learn.