111 Dormitory Group Recruitment Plan

When Ji Ruchu was sitting on the chair, laughing prosperingly and in a trance, tears were about to come out, the little hair stylist on the side had already withered under the dark aura of the god of learning, darkness and destruction.

The reason is this. The master of digital control to the late stage of pervert and obsessive-compulsive disorder has great doubts about the professionalism of the hair stylist. The following scenes can prove it:

"Student, I'll help you cut your bangs short first and cut them obliquely, exposing the eyebrow on the right side, what do you think?" the hair stylist brother asked.

"You are free," Ji Ruchu replied nonchalantly

Then the little hair stylist slowly fixed his bangs, and the Xueshen who was flipping through magazines sitting beside Ji Ruchu suddenly stood up and stood beside Ji Ruchu, staring at the scissors without blinking, looking at him with the expression of dealing with an extremely difficult high math problem. The season is as old as ever.

Until he spoke again: "What's wrong with you, the second hair of No.30 on the left is 0.2mm shorter than the hair next to it"

"And the piece of hair one centimeter to the right from the center of the forehead is not in an arithmetic progression at all. It looks messy. Are you a hair stylist? Do you have a license?" Xue Shen looked down with a little anger A hair stylist who is only 170 tall.

The hair stylist was a little angry: "Student, what are you kidding? You are too picky. Besides, how can the 0.2 mm gap be seen by the naked eye? Who told you that cutting your hair is like doing math problems? Sequence" What the hell are you playing with me?

Seeing the tense atmosphere, Ji Ruchu quickly opened his mouth to smooth things over: "Um, this little brother, my roommate is a little sensitive to numbers, so he is more demanding about things, he didn't mean to quarrel with you, you Forgive me a lot."

Laughing before saying anything and then persuading him with a good temper, the hair stylist burst out laughing and said, "There are a lot of eccentric people in the university. A few days ago, I met a professor in the mathematics department and put his forehead I calculated the hair according to the function, printed it into a table, and marked the length of each hair. I had to use a ruler to measure and cut it, and I couldn’t cut a millimeter wrong.”

"Oh? What's the name of that professor?" Ji Ruchu became interested. Is there anyone more paranoid than students?

"The famous Nazi professor Lu Zhou in the Department of Mathematics"

"Pfft, hahahaha" Ji Ruchu covered his stomach and laughed

"What's wrong?" The little brother didn't get the point of laughing

Ji Ruchu pointed to the god of learning with a bad face on the side, and desperately suppressed a smile and said, "Lu Zhou is his father!!"

The hair stylist brother suddenly realized, with an expression of understanding on his face, and expressed deep sympathy for him as Lu Zhou's son. No wonder, with such a father, no wonder his son was raised like this. Well, it's not your fault, it's your fault. your dad.

"Oh, yes, my dad and I are indeed both Virgos, perverted number maniacs in the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder, so what, at least my dad gave me a height of 186." He glanced at the hair stylist brother who was only 170 tall.

Looking at the little brother who was ashamed and angry, Master Xueshen made up the knife again, "Also, there is nothing wrong with digital control, at least the heights of the three of us are in arithmetic progression, and the tolerance is 8, and the one whose hair was cut by you This idiot's height is 178, and at a glance, he looks like you who haven't been to high school, can you calculate my height?" This is a question that only people who have attended high school can calculate.

Xueshen straightened his waist gracefully after speaking.

The hair stylist brother who has never been to high school because of being naughty and does not like to study "..."

Xueshen, why are you hot and poisonous, and you are not hot like you, be good, change back quickly, Xiaomoxian, Ula Ula, transform.

Ji Ruchu wailed inwardly, buddy, I haven't finished cutting my hair yet, if you piss off that little hair stylist brother, how can I be broken if he doesn't cut it for me, how can you let a half-finished me go out to meet people! ! !

Fortunately, the femme fatale Lu Tianqi was out of order for a while, then quickly changed back, staring at the shriveled brother's penis and saying "keep cutting"

The little brother continued to arrange Ji Ruchu's hairstyle in a wronged way.

Cut, it doesn't matter if the idiot Ji Ruchu makes fun of me, that's my wife in the future, my family's family motto is that the husband must give in to the wife, what kind of onion are you, the proud Xueshen thought.

Three or ten minutes later, the two men, who were slapped for a fortune by the unhappy hair stylist brother, ran to the optician's shop hand in hand again.

An hour later, Ji Ruchu, who had fitted contact lenses suitable for him, dragged Xueshen to a famous brand clothing store.

"How about this one?" Ji Ruchu asked Xueshen while holding a hoodie

The god of learning is silent.

"What about this one?" Ji Ruchu continued to ask about the jacket in his hand

The god of learning continued to be silent

"Okay, I admit that I have no taste." Ji Ruchu looked frustrated

Lu Tianqi smiled in a rare way, like ice and snow just thawing, and a flower in the epiphyllum just blooming, all the nympho shop assistants around looked straight at him.

"This one, this one, and this one, including the latest pair of pants, pack them up for me." Xueshen ordered one of the shop assistants who had just blushed.

"Put on this one, and show me that pair of pants just now." Xueshen turned around and looked at Ji Ruchu firmly.

"Oh", Ji Ruchu obediently went into the fitting room to change.

There was a cute girl who accompanied her boyfriend to choose clothes and whispered, "Do you think they are a couple? They look so in love!! Beautiful attack beautiful!!!"

Because the surroundings were too quiet because of Xueshen's smile, the girl's whispered voice was still heard by everyone. His boyfriend looked at her helplessly, and smiled apologetically at Lu Tianqi .

Lu Tianqi raised his eyebrows, looked at the girl, nodded and said softly, "Yes"

The girl's eyes brightened instantly, covering her chest with one hand, and the voice was excited, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Her boyfriend had a black face, and dragged her out of the clothing store quickly.

With such an off-line girlfriend, life must be full of shame PIAY, and it's live broadcast....

The clerks who were still blushing just now glanced contemptuously at the dead gay guy in front of them, lost their enthusiasm at the beginning, and went to their own things

Just when Xueshen was getting impatient, Ji Ruchu came out of the fitting room,

He stared fixedly at his little idiot. The gray windbreaker was three-dimensional and slim, which made Ji Ruchu's figure more slender. The waistline was smooth and thin. The gray was light in color, and his face became fairer. The dark casual trousers were perfect. The ground sets off the long and straight legs.He has always known that Ji Ruchu's appearance is extremely outstanding, even with a slightly ugly hairstyle, tasteless clothes, glasses from an unknown age, and even an extremely stupid behavior.

The boy in front of him has exquisite eyebrows and slightly narrowed phoenix eyes. His skin is fair and delicate, with almost no pores visible. His straight nose bridge is very beautiful. His pale pink lips remind him of the first cherry blossom petals in spring, with invisible amber pupils Deep and radiant, it made him want to kiss it.

"Let's go" Lu Tianqi dragged Ji Ruchu to the front desk to check out, Ji Ruchu just let him drag him away without recovering

Ji Ruchu was a little frightened, because Xueshen was too close to him just now, and his breath brushed against his face, which gave him the illusion that Xueshen was about to kiss him, um, it must be an illusion.

Ji Ruchu, I'm not gay, I just have feelings for you alone, you were the one who provoked me first, when I was young when I was caught off guard, you broke into my life violently, but why did you forget it when you turned around? Clean and unrestrained, unrestrained and unrestrained, disappeared again without a trace, no matter whether you intended it or not, I recognize you!

Even if you are a straight man, I will break it for you!

Even if you don't like me now, I will make your heart full of me! !

Even if you forget me completely and don't remember me at all, I will make you engrave me in your mind from now on! ! !

Along the way, Ji Ruchu used his mobile phone to take selfies from time to time, all kinds of funny behaviors have already made many students around him laugh, and the god who was silent all the way helped his forehead. The fact of the idiot, forget it, I am the only one in this world who does not dislike you, who made me like you.

The author has something to say: Ma Dan, I am exhausted

Volume [-] The Beautiful Man in the Mirror and the Moon

"Boss, I said you are still fighting with that..." Is the bitch still fighting?Zhao Guyu was stunned before he finished speaking. Fang Lin saw that he hadn't spoken for a long time, and looked at Zhao Guyu suspiciously, only to see him staring at the door in a daze, followed his eyes to the door, and suddenly said rudely "Fuck, who is this handsome man?"

What Fang Lin and Zhao Guyu saw at that time was like this:

A tall and straight boy was leaning against the door. The gray windbreaker was as quiet and elegant as this man. The delicate cufflinks reflected the tenderness of his body. His white and slender fingers carelessly scratched the screen of the phone. Healthy pink, fine bangs swaying gently with the breeze of the setting sun, revealing a smooth forehead, amber eyes sparkling with gentleness, white and neat teeth slightly biting the lower lip, the lips glistening The smile blurred the time, and even the afterglow of the setting sun lovingly kissed that incomparably handsome side face.

Time flies and you are old

The years are quiet and the same as the king.

Zhao Guyu suddenly remembered this line from the radio drama he narrated before.

All the surrounding scenes seem to recede like the tide, leaving only the person at the end of time, his low eyebrows and smile, his warmth and leisure, and his independence from the world are all engraved on the rock of memory, which will never be erased!

Just like some people, they can achieve a surprise without any gestures, such as Ji Ruchu.

But the actual situation is this:

Ji Ruchu was leaning against the door to rest because he was tired from walking, and he was too lazy to go to the restaurant to buy dinner, so he sent a text message to the learning god who was in the restaurant

TO is the god of learning in the restaurant

I want Kung Pao Chicken Boiled Rice, the one from Heyuan Xiaochao, and I want a glass of orange juice, um, that's all

FROM Your Majesty the Emperor who is already exhausted

Because the sunlight was still a little dazzling at this time, Ji Ruchu narrowed his eyes slightly, and continued to wait for Xueshen's text message.

After 1 minute, Xueshen will text back

TO tired idiot

Well, I've made a note of that, would I bring you another piece of blueberry cake?

FROM the god of learning who has already made a meal because of the privilege of face

Ji Ruchu smiled in satisfaction, revealing a mouthful of small white teeth, biting her lower lip slightly, her fingers quickly flying on the phone

TO don't pull the hatred value of the god of learning

want!want! !want! ! !

FROM Your Majesty the Emperor who is already starving

When Ji Ruchu raised his head, he looked at the two guys in the dormitory and looked at him with a stupid face, and said with a smug face, "Do you want to bring food? Xue Shen is in the dining room"

Fang Lin and Zhao Guyu were silent at the same time. Sure enough, the handsome man just now was just an illusion. As long as Ji Ruchu stayed there quietly without speaking, he was still a god. Once he spoke, he would become a man with nerves in a second.

"Let's talk about how I look now." Ji Ruchu looked embarrassed, and by the way, put on a dirty pose.

"Not bad" the boss replied against his will

"What else?" Ji Ruchu continued to ask with full expectation

"It's really good, beautiful and pure." The boss looked sincere

"Fuck, your uncle Fang Lin, beautiful and pure, you dare to describe a girl as romantic and unrestrained Yushu Linfeng, my uncle? How about entertaining me, huh?" After speaking, Ji Ruchu threw his teeth and claws fiercely at the boss.

"Yes, the boss is right." Lying on the bed, Zhao Guyu took the molesting baton from the boss and continued molesting Ji Ruchu

"The flower season of University A is like a flower, and the gods and goddesses are all killed"

"Master Ruhua, I'm called Ruchu. I'd like to treat you with the same eyebrows and eyes as before, and the one who has the same age as before. If you are uneducated, don't name it randomly." Ji Ruchu looked dissatisfied, "Also, what does it mean to kill all gods and goddesses, Laozi?" Just want a goddess, what the hell is that male god?"

"It means that you are so charming that you can even win male gods." Zhao Guyu turned over on the bed, sat up from the bed, and raised his eyebrows at him with a smirk.

"Tch, I'm not gay, no matter how good-looking the male god is, it doesn't matter to me, I only want good-looking girls"

"Even if you're not gay, even if you don't love men, it doesn't matter, it won't stop boys at the male god level from backing you up, for example..."

"Who?"

Ji Ruchu was shocked, it turned out that there are boys at the level of male gods who have a crush on him, this is impossible!How he never knew.

Just when Zhao Guyu was about to confess to being the god of learning, the handsome and indifferent schoolgirl walked to the door with dinner, and glanced at him sharply, then Zhao Guyu felt guilty, and opened his mouth with a confused look on his face, waiting for the answer The second child said: "No one, I am talking nonsense"

"Oh..." Ji Ruchu patted his chest, heaved a sigh of relief, and looked rejoicing, "I'm relieved now."

Although he doesn't discriminate against homosexuals, he doesn't want this to happen to him either. There is still a little bit of shame in having a male suitor.

Ji Ruchu turned around and saw Xueshen standing at the door with dinner, and found that this person was staring at him inexplicably, he touched his face with some doubts, could it be that there is something on my face?

Just when he was about to ask, Xueshen handed him his dinner, walked to the table silently, and started to eat dinner without saying a word, seemingly not very happy.

Ji Ruchu was even more puzzled, who provoked him again?Xueshen's recent temper has become more and more terrifying just like his aura.

The atmosphere in the dormitory afterwards was strangely dull.

After dinner, Ji Ruchu sneaked out of the dormitory secretly, ready to hook up with a girl.

After Ji Ruchu left, the boss glanced at Xueshen lying on the bed covering his eyes with his hands, sighed, and comforted him, "Third brother, a person's sexuality is largely determined by innateness, this, this is also You can't force it, right?"

Lu Tianqi's voice was dull, "I know this, but I like him, even you and Zhao Guyu can see it, why can't he see it?

"

"Probably a fan of the authorities?" Zhao Guyu, who pretended to be reading, interjected, "But I'm curious, obviously you are not gay, why did you fall in love with him, and you have been so nice to him since the beginning of freshman year, could it be Did you know each other before?"

"It's not counted as acquaintances. He only had contact once or twice before, and he didn't have much impression of me.

The boss looked shocked, "No way, third child, you went to the primary school attached to A University, the attached middle school, and the university. Your face is simply a symbol! Now the attached middle school and elementary school are still circulating your legend! Excellent in all subjects, the school Records, city records have been broken. I don’t know how many records have been broken! The college entrance examination is the top scorer in the provincial science! Now the teacher of the attached middle school is still using you as a template to motivate students from class to class! Countless students before the exam will offer you up I begged, Ji Ruchu didn't know you? Didn't he also come from the High School Affiliated to University A before?"

Fang Lin spit out such a long paragraph with difficulty, with an expression of disbelief.

Lu Tianqi was silent for a while, and said softly, "He changed schools, and he..."

When Fang Lin and Zhao Guyu heard the hesitation in Xueshen's painting, they knew there was something hidden in it, so they stopped asking, and didn't know how to comfort him, and the dormitory fell silent again.

Boom---

The dormitory door was kicked open, Ji Ruchu came back with a depressed face, climbed onto the bed, buried his face in the quilt, and remained motionless.

Even though Lu Tianqi was not in a good mood, seeing Ji Ruchu so depressed, he softened his heart and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

Ji Ruchu took a look at Master Xueshen, aggrieved and climbed down from the bed, then climbed up to Xueshen's soft bed full of lavender fragrance, and squeezed out a person's body on the single bed. position, and then aggrievedly buried his face in Xueshen's arms.

Lu Tianqi patted his back lightly with his hands, his voice was unbelievably soft, "What's the matter, tell me, huh?"

Ji Ruchu's voice was muffled, "I just asked the school girl out to confess my love to her, and she rejected me"

"Well, that's because she has no vision, you don't have to..." Before Lu Tianqi finished speaking, Ji Ruchu suddenly interrupted, "That's not the point, the point is that she said that if I were his boyfriend, she would Very stressful, because she can't stand her boyfriend being fairer than herself, with fairer skin, and more delicate and good-looking than herself."

The god of learning who was about to comfort him but was speechless, "Uh..."

The boss who watched and eavesdropped on the whole process "..."

Zhao Guyu was about to speak but was speechless in the end, "..."

"What kind of expression do you guys have? Could it be that I am such a pure man that I don't deserve to be the belle of the school?" Ji Ruchu said angrily after watching the expressions of the whole dormitory.

"Actually, uh, I think what the school belle said is quite right, after all, your appearance..." Under Ji Ruchu's increasingly cannibalistic expression, the boss swallowed his next words.

"I've always thought that you are a handsome, unrestrained, mighty, majestic man who can ride a horse with one glove. The school belle is too blind." Xueshen spoke earnestly, with a holy light all over his body, and said to Ji Ruchu with a sincere face.

"Really?" Ji Ruchu was a little shy.

"Well, really." Xueshen smiled and patted his head.

This, this is too shameless, what does it mean to open your eyes and talk nonsense, this is, Xue Shen, your skill has improved again!

I don’t know some things, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Even if Ji Ruchu doesn’t know the heart of Xueshen, he already relies on the existence of Xueshen. Time is a very strange thing, it can make some incredible things easier Accept it, just like how can a straight man always seek comfort from another man when he is frustrated, or seek help from another man when he is helpless, this is not normal in itself, but Ji Ruchu didn't realize why , maybe one day he will figure it out, then he will become——

Lu - Ji - Shi! ! ! ! ! !

Hahahaha, thinking of this, Zhao Guyu buried his head in the quilt and laughed convulsively.

The author has something to say: It has been updated, it is my first time writing Danmei, how is this writing, please comment