you're pretending

Lu Xingfei pretended that the tears of grievance in his eyes came from a yawn, and when he finished yawning abruptly, he realized that Yan Zhen was staring at him with his chin propped up.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Lu Xingfei felt guilty, his eyes dodged a little.

Yan Zhen looked at his non-aggressive-looking face, and then at his arrogant, dripping hair with question marks written all over his face.

"I'm reminiscing, I feel that when you were not fierce, you were completely different from that night."

Lu Xingfei's eyes became even more evasive, but he thought in his heart that he has never been violent since he was a child...

"I just woke up a little dazed. In fact, my eyes are often full of murderous looks, and my face is full of fierceness."

As he said that, in order to pretend to be his brother, Lu Xingfei narrowed his eyes slightly, glared at Yan Zhen, and added a fierce tone of "Huh!".

Yan Zhen: ...

He became more and more suspicious that it might not be that Lu Xingfei was drunk that night, but that he himself was drunk and his memory was confused. Otherwise, why did he feel that it was impossible for him to punch him with his deskmate like this?

The hands at the same table are still very soft, coupled with this unintimidating, even a bit cute "violent look", at best, he can only punch his chest with small fists, like scratching an itch, right?

Lu Xingfei felt that the way Yan Zhen looked at him was very strange, and he was particularly afraid that Yan Zhen would ask "Do you have a twin brother" in the next second?

At this moment, Yan Zhen rolled up his sleeves.

Lu Xingfei was taken aback immediately, how can he be irritable even if he is irritable?Want to fight?

His two legs were just about to move, just waiting for the next moment to run away.

"Tsk, the bruise you threw on the lamppost that day hasn't healed yet, it's a tough move."

Lu Shengfei: ...

He silently looked at his head, that elbow was horrible...

His brother is really too much!

Just as he was condemning his brother for being rude, Lu Xingfei's hand was suddenly pulled by Yan Zhen, and his sleeve was rolled up.

Lu Xingfei was stunned, and before he realized what he wanted to do, Yan Zhen was also stunned suddenly.

Yan Zhen rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, looked back and forth, left, right, left, right, and right, only seeing whiteness and tenderness, without any flaws, and rolled up his sleeves unwillingly.

"Are you okay??? Didn't I hit you against the lamppost later?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

These two fought too hard.

But he only saw a slight bruise on the corner of his brother's mouth before, and he didn't show him the wound on his brother...

"I, I, I... have a strong self-healing ability, and you are not as cruel as me..." Lu Xingfei lied with difficulty.

Yan Zhen had an expression of "what kind of suffering in the world is this", he couldn't imagine that he lost so thoroughly, he was not as ruthless as his tablemate, and he didn't even heal his injury as quickly as his tablemate!

Lu Xingfei was afraid that he would find something wrong after careful consideration, so he didn't give him a chance to think about it, so he stood up abruptly and rolled up his sleeves.

"Hurry up and go to class. The first class is Mr. Chen's class. He must be angry again."

Yan Zhen felt unhappy and didn't bother to move, "Let him get angry, he's late anyway, why don't you come back after class, you should have experience."

Lu Shengfei: ...

He has no experience, he just wants to go back sooner.

"It's not good, we are on the cusp of the storm, it's better to be good." Lu Xingfei persuaded with a sincere face.

Yan Zhen shrugged, got up, walked to the drum set and sat down, picked up the drum stick and slapped lazily.

"Believe me, going back now is not much different from going back after class. I might as well practice drums. The band has activities tonight. I'll take you there to join in the fun."

"Your band? Is it also in Jianhu?"

Lu Xingfei was a little curious. He thought the band sounded so cool!

"The band I formed with a few friends is performing at the bar tonight. I was worried about how to escape, but now there is a dog hole, and I can make do with it. I can't dove, brother?"

Tonight... skipping school... bar...

Lu Xingfei shut up, he didn't want to participate in such an event.

Yan Zhen also didn't pay attention to whether Lu Xingfei was willing or not. He had the impression that the tablemate was someone who liked to go to bars, and it was only natural to skip school and go to bars together at night.

The drum sticks were tapped on the drum surface, and when the rhythm started, Yan Zhen immediately became interested again, and practiced again and again.

Lu Xingfei stood aside silently. He didn't know this kind of band, and he didn't know how important tonight's event would be to Yan Zhen. He only knew on TV that many bands have their own dreams, and every performance is an opportunity , everyone cherishes it very much.

He was afraid that tonight's opportunity would be very important to Yan Zhen, so he didn't dare to disturb his practice, but he could only silently worry about how to face Teacher Chen later, feeling uneasy.

Yan Zhen was obsessed with practicing drums and couldn't extricate himself. After practicing a piece, he remembered his tablemate again.

Turning his head to look, he saw his deskmate looking at the watch in his hand, with an anxious and aggrieved expression, as if he was very sad about the loss of every minute and every second.

Lu Xingfei's little expression looked so pitiful, Yan Zhen tapped his head with a drum stick, feeling a little sorry.

Perhaps the family at the same table is very strict with his transformation this time, if he gets any bad comments from the teacher, the same table will pay a painful price, right?

"Let's go! Go back to the classroom, I have a way to make the teacher not blame us!"

Yan Zhen put down the drum stick and walked to Lu Xingfei's side, hugged him and walked out.

The sudden movement startled Lu Xingfei. He was staggered and dragged by Yan Zhen. He didn't have much hope in his heart, but it would be good to go back sooner.

The two walked to the teaching building and went upstairs. Yan Zhen still didn't say what he could do. Lu Xingfei felt a little lost, and sighed, ready to face it by himself.

Walking up the last step, Yan Zhen's shoulders were suddenly heavy, and Yan Zhen's whole body was pulled on Lu Xingfei's body.

"Aw~ I can't do it~ Aw~" Brother Huang's painful moan came next to his ear.

Lu Xingfei was startled, and quickly supported him, "What's wrong with you?!"

Yan Zhen hugged him with a look of discomfort and grievance, "Diarrhea, collapsed, I think the teacher can understand me, oh~"

Lu Shengfei: ...

It dawned on me.

He patted Yan Zhen's head, and struggled to make the fake show real. The person whose whole weight was on his body helped him step by step to the door of the fifth class classroom.

In the classroom, Teacher Chen was commenting on the exercise papers, when he saw the two of them, his expression fell.

"Where did you go?!"

The good boy Lu Xingfei had never encountered this kind of battle before, and he was about to lie again. He was flustered, his face was full of anxiety, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"Oh...seems like I still want to pull..." The big Yan Zhen leaned short on Lu Xingfei's shoulder, humming in a weak voice that Teacher Chen could hear.

Teacher Chen saw that something was wrong, put down the exercise paper and walked down from the podium.

Lu Xingfei immediately raised his heart to his throat!

Can't wear clothes!

Yan Zhen saw it, and in order to be realistic, he suddenly reached out and pulled Lu Xingfei's hand behind his waist.

"Pinch me, quick, pinch hard!"

Lu Shengfei didn't know why, seeing Teacher Chen approaching, Yan Zhen asked him to pinch him in a low voice and anxiously, which made him start to sweat.

"Quick pinch!"

Helpless, Lu Xingfei swallowed, twisted a piece of meat on Yan Zhen's waist, pinched——

Yan Zhen: ...

What's wrong with lack of energy? ? ?

Slapping Lu Xingfei's hand away, Yan Zhen pinched him violently and shook his whole body.

Teacher Chen just walked up to him and saw him tremble, so he trembled too.

"what happened?"

"He, he, he... has diarrhea, has been in the bathroom... it hurts..." Lu Xingfei lied and stuttered.

"Oh——" Yan Zhen stood up straight suddenly, covered his back with one hand, and said to Teacher Chen with a look of horror: "No! It's coming again! It's coming out!"

Lu Shengfei: ...

His acting skills are top-notch, making him want to vomit...

Teacher Chen looked at Yan Zhen's unbearable expression, and at Lu Xingfei's sweaty face, he believed them, and hurriedly patted Lu Xingfei.

"Go with him quickly, if you really can't go to the infirmary, thank you!"

Unexpectedly, the victory came so quickly, Lu Xingfei froze for a moment, then quickly nodded and helped Yanzhen out of the classroom.

Yan Zhen kept covering his back with one hand, oops, and ran with the other hand holding Lu Shengfei.

"Hurry up—it's about to squirt—"

Teacher Chen, who stood watching at the door of the classroom, frowned, and retched while holding the door frame.

After rushing all the way into the men's bathroom, Lu Xingfei breathed a sigh of relief, his little heart was still beating.

So thrilling, so exciting!

Yan Zhen was also panting, and the intense acting and running made him exhausted.

"How about it, am I okay?"

Lu Xingfei looked at him, smiled lightly, nodded and said, "You are amazing! I have never experienced it before."

"Tsk," Yan Zhen said with disbelief, "Are you pretending to be the first time with me? I don't know who you are? I haven't experienced it yet. Maybe you have more experience than me?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

He really hasn't experienced it, but his brother does have a lot of experience...

He couldn't argue with a hundred words.

"I mean... I'm not as good as you, you're the best I've ever seen."

He is so good that he can be awarded the best actor trophy.

"Hahaha, it's amazing, oh~ it's coming out, it's coming out~" Yan Zhen looked back at the details just now proudly.

Lu Xingfei couldn't help holding back his laughter, afraid that he would laugh out loud, so he quickly covered his mouth with his hands.

At this time, Yan Zhen suddenly reached out and pulled Lu Xingfei's hand over, and squeezed it.

"What's the matter with your little hand, it's weak?"

Lu Xingfei was taken aback for a moment, and his smile suddenly disappeared.

He was very embarrassed, embarrassed that his hand was pinched by Yan Zhen, and embarrassed that he seemed to have exposed something that was not like his brother.

"I, I, I... I'm so nervous..."

"Then you try harder now?" Yan Zhen put his hand on his waist and asked him to pinch it.

He couldn't believe it, just now he wanted his deskmate to pinch him hard, to make him sweat from the pain, to be more realistic, who knew that deskmate's strength was like flirting.

Lu Xingfei swallowed, and in order not to reveal himself, he pinched it hard!

Yan Zhen tilted his head and stared at him, "Put harder, you don't even have half the strength that night?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

His hand was still pinching Yan Zhen's waist, but he didn't know what to do.

"Don't be embarrassed, I will tell you to use force, and I won't blame you."

Saying that, Yan Zhen pushed Lu Xingfei to the door of the toilet, put one hand on the door, and turned his face hard.

"Strength!"

Trapped in Yan Zhen's arms, Lu Xingfei suddenly felt his ears burn, and the hand pinching Yan Zhen trembled slightly.

"I I I..."

Just as he was about to find an excuse to escape, the door next door was suddenly opened, and a boy walked out.

The boy glanced at them, with a look of "Oh my god, that's so exciting", covered his face and rushed out of the toilet.

Yan Zhen:? ? ?

Lu Shengfei:? ? ?

"What's wrong with him, he's a sissy when he goes to the toilet, isn't he?"

The author has something to say: "Little Theater"

Tie Hanhan Yan Zhen: Work harder!It doesn't hurt.

Good Baby Lu Xingfei: Me, me, me...

Boy in the toilet: It's too exciting!Two boys doing embarrassing things in the toilet!He also said that the other party is very powerful!He said he was coming out!keep working hard