rather bend than bend

Although it was unbelievable, Xiao Bufan didn't want to think about it too much. The most urgent task was to completely reform his students.

"This is your room?" Xiao Bufan was furious standing at the door.

Sa Xing didn't understand why he was angry, he had already cleaned the room.

Clean and tidy, even refined.

"What is this?" Xiao Bufan walked to the table and picked up a magazine and asked.

Sa Xing took a look, "Dessert menu."

"You see this kind of thing?!" Xiao Bufan couldn't believe it.

"I will do it……"

"Go aside." Xiao Bufan put down the big bag in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and it started.

Sa Xing stood at the door, and soon his things were thrown out one by one.Gourmet magazines, world famous books, movie discs, sofa cover towels, potted flowers, tissue brocade boxes, and even bed covers and sheets were also swept out.

"Okay, come in and have a look."

Sa Xing was dumbfounded as soon as he entered, this is his room?The off-white bed turned dark gray, most of the decorations disappeared, and his books and magazines also... "I... I don't read these!"

The gourmet magazines were all replaced by Playboy, the S-level discs were placed by the bedside, and the artistic oil paintings on the wall became posters of nude women.Also, the drawers are full of condoms, and the desk is full of essential oils for men.Also, there is an inflatable woman hidden under the bed!

"I don't want to..." Do these things, for fear that others will not know that he is a pervert?

"Huh?" Xiao Bufan glared at the other party and then closed his mouth, "Take a good look, this is called a man's room. Look at yours again, no wonder you made yourself a problem."

Spoiler, even that, but what about something else, "Why throw away my cup and cushion?"

"You still say." Xiao Bufan picked up the exquisite teacup and spoon, "Look clearly, these are for women." He walked over and brought up another thing, "What is this for?"

Sa Xing said in a low voice, "The floor mats are comfortable under the table."

"what about this?"

"Wristguards, protect your wrists."

"What about that?"

"Facial cleanser, wash your face..."

……

"Don't tell me you still use lipstick and perfume!"

"No...no. I don't like those things."

Xiao Bufan's veins throbbed violently, "You mean if you like it, you'll buy it all?!"

Sa Xing just squatted down and cried loudly, so he is so bad!

"Throw them all away!"

"How can I do that!" Sa Xing yelled, those are his daily necessities, what would he use after throwing them away, "I...I don't think there is any conflict between a refined life and a man."

"How dare you say that!" Xiao Bufan was so angry that he wanted to punch someone.Exquisite, he really said so! "Let me tell you, rough, uninhibited, lustful, obscene, this is a man!"

"I...I see."

"From today on, you will live in a room like this, and everything here must remain as it is!"

"This, can I not?" Sa Xing kicked the thing under the bed to the door, he could accept everything else, but this inflatable woman couldn't bear it.

Xiao Bufan grabbed the "woman" and pressed a pair of big breasts on his face, "You hug her to sleep every night! There is no woman who does not sleep, this is the iron rule of a man!" Although it is a fake woman, get used to it first It's also good for a while.

"I do not……"

"Be careful, I'll knock out your teeth!" Xiao Bufan raised his fist and threatened.

The people downstairs covered their ears one after another, those two people should not overturn the house.

Afterwards, Xiao Bufan also felt that he had done a little too much. Although he wanted to reform, he had to do it step by step. It was understandable for him to find it difficult to accept a naked woman in his arms.

"Brother Xiao, are you asleep?" After shouting for a day, Sa Xing's voice became hoarse.

"come in."

Sa Xing came in with a plate in his hand. In order to prevent brother Xiao from saying that he was not like a man, he deliberately changed the plate to a rough one.

"Let's eat something." Sa Xing thought that brother Xiao must be very angry today, and he didn't see how much he ate for dinner.

When Xiao Bufan saw a plate of exquisite pastries, he liked it very much, and immediately put it in his mouth, "Simei's craftsmanship is really good."

"Well, I...I did it." Oops, he must have said something wrong again.

Xiao Bufan almost choked to death, "What did you say, what did you do?"

Sa Xing felt the danger, "It's me..." Sure enough, he swung his fist in the next second, but luckily he dodged fast.

"The gentleman stays away from the kitchen! Have you ever studied—!" Xiao Bufan's roar could be heard for a mile around.

"I...I read it." He was so stupid, and he made Brother Xiao angry again.

"My lord, tell me what this means?"

"Ah?" Isn't a gentleman just...

Xiao Bufan stepped forward and picked up the man and shouted, "A gentleman is a man, do you understand a man!"

Sa Xing covered his ears and wailed, "I won't do it anymore!"

Calm down, take your time, you have to dig inch by inch to freeze three feet.After calming down his anger, Xiao Bufan looked at the plate of pastries again. Although he really wanted to smash them, but they were so delicious that he couldn't help eating them again.

Seeing that he didn't dislike him, Sa Xing slowly smiled, "Actually, I don't do it often, Xiaochen won't let me into the kitchen."

Xiao Bufan snorted coldly, "Fourth sister also knows what a man should be like."

In fact, Xiao Chen was afraid that he would hurt her, Sa Xingxin said.

"By the way, have you read those magazines? They are my treasures. Don't waste them."

Sa Xing turned his eyes away guiltily, "I'm watching."

"You didn't read it, did you?" How could Xiao Bufan not understand him, "Go and get it, I'll teach you."

This also needs to be taught?Sa Xing can only be obedient.

After half an hour...

"Do you remember?" Instructor Xiao began to torture the students.

撒星重重点头，「记住了，朱莉是36、24、35，妮可是35、22、35，琪琪是33、21、34……」

"Children can be taught." Even one of them is right!Xiao Bufan nodded in satisfaction, "I'm afraid of professionalism and concentration in everything. You don't know women so you can't understand their beauty. Okay, since you have memorized the measurements of these dozens of people, tell me, whose Best figure?"

Sa Xing broke out in cold sweat again, "It's probably Wenwen."

"What's her size?"

"31, 25, 30." He should remember correctly.

The corner of Xiao Bufan's mouth trembled, "What's so good about it?"

"Comparative... more average." The three figures of the others are all very different, but the difference between this Wenwen is relatively small.

"Well, it's more average." Xiao Bufan stood up with a smile, and the next second he flipped the table and screamed, "Washboard, bucket waist, no butt, you think you are repairing the airport——!"

"I...I..." Saxing lost his voice completely.

After training all night, Xiao Bufan tried his best to let Master Sa San understand what a good figure is.It's really hard to teach such a stupid student.

The two who stayed up all night the next day went out to work together, Sa Xing had his own job, and Xiao Bufan wanted to teach personally, who told his students to be too stupid.

"Is it delicious?" In order to thank the instructor, Sa Xing made him another breakfast early in the morning.

Xiao Bufan had something in his mouth, but his expression was stinky.Not only did he not go far away from the kitchen, but he changed back to the sound of mosquitoes. If the sandwich was not delicious enough, he would definitely beat this guy up.

"Did you see the woman in front? Guess what her measurements are?" Instructor Xiao taught theoretical knowledge last night, and now he will apply it in practice.

Sa Xing observed intently, "34, 22, 35?" The other party is wearing a coat and it is difficult to measure.

Xiao Bufan shook his head, "It's not that big. I guess it's 32, 21, 33. If you don't believe me, ask. Hey, what are you doing?"

In order to prove that he is not a stupid student, Sa Xing plucked up the courage to rush forward.

Two minutes later, Master Sa San came back with a slap on his face.

"You, what did you do?" Seeing Wuzhishan printed on that fair face, a drop of sweat dripped from Xiao Bufan's forehead, as if he guessed what he did.Wouldn't he really go up and pull people and ask "what are your measurements, Miss?"?

"I asked her, but she didn't tell me, and beat me." Sa Xing said aggrievedly.

"Uh, this, um, you need to pay attention to the skills, and I will teach you slowly." Xiao Bufan sighed while rubbing his face, this time the task is so difficult.

During afternoon tea time on this day, the instructors and students came to the tea restaurant where people come and go again.

"The one in yellow on the left."

"34, 22, 35."

"It's right this time, it's that big."

"The one in white in front."

"33, 23, 34."

"Well, now take the one next to you."

"She's a little girl... 29, 19, 28."

"Behind you."

"It's rude to look at people like that... 40, 28, 41."

……

Xiao Bufan nodded, "Okay, go verify it now, remember to use skills."

Sa Xing still felt that it was wrong, "What we are doing is sexual harassment."

Xiao Bufan waved his hand, "NO, this is an academic study, stop talking nonsense, the exam begins! Wait, the one behind you will be exempted." He is not interested in women who are too plump.

Sa Xing stood up, took his asthma medicine first, and then took two deep breaths before going out...

"Miss, I'm a salesperson for an underwear company. Our company recently launched a new product, and now you can try it for free. If you are interested, please fill out a form, and we will send you a trial product later..."

Xiao Bufan gave a thumbs up from a distance, smart, this method even he can't think of!

Bring back the "report card" full of measurements, and the result of Master Sa San's exam is of course a perfect score.

"Where are you going now?" Xiao Bufan saw that the direction of driving was not the way home.

Sa Xing clenched the steering wheel, "Buy...underwear, women's underwear."

Xiao Bufan cheered on the spot, "You finally figured it out!" Wait a minute!How could it be so fast, he probably bought it for himself, right? !

"No." The third young master's face has turned red from just now, "I think it's better to give the inner... trial items to those ladies." He didn't want the ladies to not receive the things afterwards, thinking that he was being sexually harassed. Although Indeed.

"Okay." Xiao Bufan touched his head, he was a kind child.