rather bend than bend

It was he who said he wanted to buy women's underwear, but when he got to the underwear store, Sa Xing didn't even dare to go in. It was Xiao Bufan who dragged him in.

"Miss, take these sizes for me." Sa Xing said bravely.

"Excuse me sir, what style do you want?" This is embarrassing for the sales lady, they have hundreds of styles here.

"What style?" Saxing looked at his instructor.

Xiao Bufan sighed, "Let's learn." Buying underwear for women is his specialty, and he has sent hundreds if not thousands of underwear. "Whose is this?"

Sa Xing looked at the measurements and thought for a while, "That lady in white is a quiet lady."

"Then I want this pink one."

Later, according to his description, Xiao Bufan chose the distinctive underwear for those ladies one by one, and Sa Xing was dumbfounded. It turned out that there was so much knowledge in choosing underwear.

"That's right." Instructor Xiao pulled the student aside and asked in a low voice, "Have you ever unbuttoned a woman's underwear?"

Sa Xing hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, I really don't!"

Xiao Bufan was speechless, did he need to act like a child who made mistakes?Isn't that something to praise?

"Then will you understand?" Instructor Xiao asked.

Sa Xing looked at those hooks and straps and felt dizzy, "No."

"I'll teach you." Xiao Bufan suddenly laughed badly.

Sa Xing only saw him pass by a sales lady, and then the lady hugged her chest in panic, and then quickly ran into the inner hall.Then came the second customer who was picking out underwear. He bumped lightly, and that customer hurried to the fitting room like the lady just now.

"What happened to them?" Sa Xing had a bad idea in his heart.

Xiao Bufan clasped his fingers, "This is called magic hand, it can be done in a second."

Sa Xing couldn't breathe, "You...you're nasty...uh!"

Xiao Bufan covered his mouth, "Idiot, do you want me to go to the police station!"

After purchasing all the underwear and mailing them out according to the address, Xiao Bufan kept a few pieces and used them as teaching materials to teach students by example that night.

"Second Sister, I'm a little worried." Sa Chen hesitated to knock on the door with the dessert in his hand.

Sa Yue looked at the closed door but smiled happily, "Don't worry."

"No, I just saw that they took a lot of women's underwear, wouldn't they...!"

"Really?" Sa Yue's face also changed. Did they play too much? ! "Don't go in, you are still young, there are some things you can't see."

Sa Chen pouted and looked at his sister, "Don't forget, I'm only one year younger than you."

Sa Yue rubbed her belly and snorted coldly, "I'm already the baby's mother, how about you, little girl, go!"

Sa Xing also thought that Xiao Bufan was playing too much, so he untied it as soon as he untied it, but he wanted to put the underwear on the inflatable woman and wrap it in the coat for him to practice "magic hands".

"No! Be more nimble with your fingers, don't tremble!"

"But I'm just shaking." With his stiff hands, Sa Xing couldn't even hold things steady, let alone unhook them.

After tossing for several hours, the stupid student still made no progress. In the end, the hook cut his finger, and he still hadn't untied one piece.

"Forget it, you don't need to learn this." Xiao Bufan gave up. The movements with a high degree of difficulty are not suitable for this rotten tree, so he obediently strips off the woman before doing it.

"Listen well, there are ten iron rules for men. The first is that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen and sleeps without a woman. The second is to put an X-ray film next to the pillow. When you see a woman, you have to soak... Now I will teach you the second rule."

"Ah!" Seeing him put the disc in, Sa Xing immediately yelled, "I don't want to watch it!"

"Don't you dare to see!" Xiao Bufan started to use violence again, "Don't you dare to see that I gouged out your eyeballs, it's useless to keep them anyway!"

Sa Xing was stared at the nude picture with his eyelids open, and if he resisted a little, his eyes would really be gouged out.

"I still have something to do, you take your time to watch it, and then show me your impressions after watching it."

Sa Xing exclaimed, "You still want to write a review?!"

"Don't plagiarize me, read it carefully and write it yourself."

"Brother Xiao, where are you going?" It was so late.

Xiao Bufan pulled away the hand that grabbed his clothes, "If I don't go and learn more, how can I come back and teach you?" After spending a week with this guy, he almost forgot what it's like to be a woman.

Sa Xing understood, he went to find a woman.

"Brother Xiao, why don't you find someone you like?" After saying that, Sa Xing wanted to swallow it right away.

Xiao Bufan stumbled, then smiled, "I don't dislike them." He likes each of them, and if he doesn't like them, how can he go to bed.

"Go slowly." Sa Xing was not accusing, he just hoped that this person would be happy.

"I'm leaving." Xiao Bufan felt that he was a father who left his child and went to have sex alone.

"Happy" with the woman until three o'clock in the morning, Xiao Bufan was extremely tired, he wanted to sleep for a long time, but was woken up from his dream.When he opened his eyes, he saw a head buried in his chest, and he was covered in cold sweat immediately.

Does this guy, Sa Xing, want to attack him? !

He stretched out his hand for a while, and then backed away with a wrinkled face, what on earth was he trying to do!

"Xiao...Brother Xiao." Seeing that the other party opened his eyes, Sa Xing hurriedly backed away, with his hands behind his back and his face full of embarrassment.

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Bufan promised that if this guy had any intentions, he would beat him to death.

"It's time for you to change your clothes." It stinks.

Xiao Bufan looked at him as if he was doing laundry, looked up at the balcony, and sure enough, his socks and pants were hanging out, "Did you do the laundry?"

Sa Xing said embarrassedly, "I just don't go to the company today."

"I'll take out the clothes to wash, don't do this kind of thing in the future." Tangtang young master helped others to wash socks, he couldn't afford it.

Seeing him get up, Sa Xing hurried forward to pull down the sheet.

"What else?"

"Wash." Sa Xing said naturally, "You slept without taking a shower last night."

"Ah?" It turns out that people are disgusting him, "Am I dirty, am I stinky?"

"Hehe, it's not... ah!" Before Sa Xing could run away, he was hugged and held in his arms.

"I want to dirty you and smell you!" Xiao Bufan pressed him hard against his chest and rubbed, "Stinky boy, I am manly, do you understand!"

"I got it! Let me go! I got it!" Sa Xing struggled to break free, and fled back to his room amidst hearty laughter.

He closed the door, slid on the floor, covered his blushing face with a sheet, and moaned in pain with the rapid breathing, "I told you I wouldn't bother you, I told you..."

"This is your impression?" Xiao Bufan looked at the "disgusting, obscene, and vulgar" all over the article, and his face turned green with anger.

The bad student stood aside and said, "You told me not to plagiarize. This is how I feel after reading it."

"Looks like I can't teach you a lesson!" Xiao Bufan pulled someone over his lap, grabbed a magazine and hit his butt hard, "I don't think you read it at all!"

"I saw it!" The bad student still insisted.

"Then what do you think is a woman's number, and what color is she wearing?"

"34, 20, 35, no clothes!" The scene I was forced to see was enough to record the measurements of the woman. As for the clothes, who would wear clothes in that kind of film.

"You, you are going to piss me off!" The hateful thing is that his student was right.

"I didn't..." Sa Xing quietly lay on his lap, no matter how painful he was beaten, this was his happiest moment.

Xiao Bufan hit him hard a few times, and found that the man was motionless, so he quickly stopped, "Scattering?"

The face slowly turned around, tears shouting tears and infinite grievances.A soft spot in Xiao Bufan's heart was hit again, it felt like the father's guilt after beating the child.

"I'm sorry." In fact, he was just Sari's classmate, but the pampered third young master really let him beat him.

Sa Xing shook his head, got up and walked out of the room and came back soon, "You haven't eaten breakfast yet."

A small Japanese-style table was placed in front of him, and seven or eight kinds of food were placed neatly on it. Each plate was small but delicate, and it looked very appetizing.

Sa Xing secretly cried out, he forgot to change the tableware again.

"Chopsticks!"

Just as Xiao Bufan was about to reach for a pair of chopsticks, he stuffed them into his hands.

"Use chopsticks to eat." Sa Xing whispered.

"You put that thing?"

Sa Xing looked at the foot pads under the table, and his voice became lower, "It can massage and relieve fatigue."

"That too?" Xiao Bufan pointed to the long-haired cushion beside the bed with his chopsticks.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to find your slippers when you get up at night, and it's not good to step on the ground to catch cold."

Xiao Bufan really wanted to yell up to the sky, would a big man catch a cold like this? !Then don't live at all!

"Where's my razor?" He actually replaced it with a small and cute one!

"The previous one was broken."

"What's that?" The humidifier has also moved in!

"The room is a little dry, which affects breathing."

His breathing is normal!

"And my bed..."

"I used dark ones." Knowing that Xiao Bufan didn't like light-colored bed covers, he specially found a dark blue one.

Xiao Bufan shook his head, could it be that he was wrong to say that it was too neat? "I mean I will do these things myself in the future, or you can call me Sister Mei. You are a man, so don't just help others." Why does it feel like all the things he threw out of the third young master's room have been moved here?

"It has nothing to do with being a man or not." Sa Xing whispered.

"I didn't beat you up just now, did I?"

Sa Xing stared at him, then suddenly reached out and took the small table away.

Xiao Bufan's chopsticks were empty, "I haven't finished eating yet!"

"You eat air."

"Hey, it's wrong for you to be petty like this, men can't do this!" The petty man stopped at the door, Xiao Bufan smiled and nodded, "That's right, man..."

"Huh!" Sa Xing stomped his feet and turned around to go out.

Stomp, he still stomps!

"Stop, that kind of behavior just now is only for women—!"