"It's enough!"

Liang Xiao pushed Lu Siyao away violently, covered his ears with his palms, and stared at him with a defensive and vigilant face, but his cheeks were slightly red.

Lu Siyao smiled, put the finger that had just touched Liang Xiao's lips against his lips, sucked lightly, then got up and slipped to the kitchen under Liang Xiao's crazy eyes.

How can there be any apple dregs, this person is talking nonsense to take advantage of Liang Xiao.A straight guy is messy all by himself, feeling out of breath and a bit out of oxygen, which has never happened before.

Liang Xiao rubbed his ears hard, making them red and hot.He could see Lu Siyao's back from sitting here, wishing he could poke a few holes in that man.

It's quick to make a few simple dishes, and you can eat them in a while.

The old lady didn't cook any big dishes, and adhered to the principle of simplicity, and deeply understood Lu Siyao's instructions.Lu Siyao was very satisfied with this, fearing that Liang Xiao would think it was too bland, he put the pickled cucumbers in front of him: "Try it, the old lady pickled the cucumbers well."

Don’t pick what you eat, not to mention it’s made by grandma herself.Liang Xiao thanked the old lady, took a mouthful of sour cucumber, the sour taste hit his scalp, it was so appetizing!

He was so hungry that he ate immediately.The old lady made a hot baby dish, which looked like a boiled dish and tasted quite delicious.Liang Xiao likes it very much and keeps pinching it.

It has long been said that Liang Xiao eats delicious food and is the kind that the elderly like the most. The old lady looks at him very kindly, with joy in her eyes.

"Friend Xiaobao, eat slowly, don't choke."

Liang Xiao didn't eat fast, and he didn't gobble it up, but it was delicious. The more the old lady watched it, the more she liked it: "It would be great if our little treasure could eat like this anytime soon."

Lu Siyao put two grains of rice on the tip of his chopsticks and ate them one by one. There is no harm if there is no comparison: "Grandma, I'm not that greedy."

Liang Xiao glared at him and said, "Grandma's cooking is delicious, why should I eat more?"

"No." Lu Siyao gave him some Shanghai Qing, "Use it slowly, the old lady is looking for a sense of accomplishment on you."

Liang Xiao pouted, and said to the old lady: "Grandma, he wants to keep fit, I'm more casual haha."

The old lady looked at Lu Siyao complainingly, shook her head and said, "He's not a big star, he maintains a figure, just a little bit of meat."

The old people don't quite understand young people's dieting. They only know that Lu Siyao doesn't eat and looks thin, so they don't care whether he exercises or not.

Lu Siyao didn't shy away from it, and said bluntly: "How can you find a partner if you don't maintain your figure? Nowadays, people are very realistic. They like good-looking, good-looking, and rich people."

Then bumped Liang Xiao's arm: "Is that right, Brother Liang?"

Brother Liang said in his heart, what are you doing cue me if you say it.Moved to the side and said, "You have to be reliable."

"Oh, I'm quite reliable." Cue his grandma again, "Isn't it grandma?"

The old lady looked at Lu Siyao, then at Liang Xiao, without any face: "What do you rely on? You are the most unreliable person who hasn't been in love for so many years and hasn't brought anyone home."

Liang Xiao laughed so hard that he couldn't stop shaking.

Lu Siyao was speechless, and said: "Old lady, don't tear me down, can you save face?"

The old lady was quite arrogant, she hummed, and asked, "I haven't asked you yet, why did you cut your hair off?"

Liang Xiao is quite novel. Grandma Lu Siyao doesn't seem to think much of him with long hair. It stands to reason that elderly people of this age are generally not able to accept that kind of behavior that is too outrageous. It can be said that it is very deviant for a man to wear long hair and wear women's clothing. .

Lu Siyao sipped his meal, turned his head to Liang Xiao: "Ask him."

"?" Liang Xiao asked inexplicably, "Why do you ask me, how do I know."

How could a haircut have something to do with him? Liang Xiao felt that Lu Siyao was tricking him.

He didn't know, but someone did.The old lady glanced at Liang Xiao again, got up and went to the kitchen to bring out the hot bone soup: "The pork rib soup just simmered tonight, my friend, drink more to nourish your bones."

After eating, they sat for a while and then left. Lu Siyao sent Liang Xiao home.

Leaning on the back seat, Liang Xiao went shopping on Taobao, choosing and buying supplements for the old lady.

"I bought something." Liang Xiao said, "It's for the old lady, will it be sent to my house and you will pick it up later, or will it be sent directly to your grandma's house?"

"What are you buying?" Lu Siyao looked at him from the rearview mirror, "Don't buy it, you don't need it."

Liang Xiao scanned his face to pay: "Next time you come to my house to get it, I don't know the exact address here."

Lu Siyao sighed: "She is very happy when someone eats the old lady's food, you are too polite."

"Hmm." Liang Xiao's good leg dangled on the ground, "The old lady's cooking is so delicious, let me thank her."

As they spoke, their phones rang at the same time.

Someone must have talked in the group. After the incident during the day, Chen Feng directly kicked Zhao Linsheng out of the group. Everyone didn't dare to speak in the group afterwards, feeling embarrassed.

Liang Xiao opened WeChat. It was Fang Zhixing who was enlivening the atmosphere, and posted a video titled "The Undercover Policeman and His Underworld Wife".

What is this?Liang Xiao played the video, and as soon as the BGM sounded, his face appeared on the screen in a second.

The video was edited out of Liang Xiao's previous film and television works and videos of Lu Siyao's participation in the event, with text and lines added, and a story was cut out.

Fang Zhixing posted a few in the group during the day, but Liang Xiao didn't read it at the time, feeling a little uncomfortable.This one lasted for 2 minutes, until the screen turned, and the master who made the video did not know what kind of black technology was used to synthesize the scene of two people kissing!

Liang Xiao turned on the outside, the original humorous and relaxing background music turned to erotic and blurred, the hot and humid panting sound filled the car, Liang Xiao's heart skipped a beat, and he frantically turned off the sound, but in the end he was too flustered, and the phone didn't work. He caught it and dropped it under the seat.

Lu Siyao, who was driving in front, raised his eyebrows, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a faint smile.Just when a red light stopped, he turned his head and saw Liang Xiao bending down to pick up his cell phone with difficulty.

"Brother Liang," Lu Siyao asked amusedly, "What are you looking at?"

The video is still playing, and the panting sound is gradually becoming more intense, and it is unknown which restricted-level step it has progressed to.

With a red face, Liang Xiao picked up the mobile phone, and thought to himself, don't you need to go through the review to post the video now!He quickly turned off the video, and took one last look before cutting out the screen. On the screen, Liang Xiao was shirtless, pushing Lu Siyao against the wall and biting his neck.

"..." Liang Xiao was very embarrassed. After a minute of panic, his back was sweating from the embarrassment.

"Was it posted in the group?" Lu Siyao turned on the phone on the center console, and touched the screen with his fingertips, "Is "Undercover Policeman and His Little Wife of the Underworld" good?"

Liang Xiao almost guessed what Lu Siyao was going to do, and stopped him crying without tears: "Brother! Please don't order!"

"Oh." Lu Siyao mercilessly clicked into the video, and pressed play, "I'm a little interested, let me have a look."

Liang Xiao was dumbfounded. He sat up and propped up the seat in front of him, wondering if he wanted to grab the phone.

Lu Siyao warned him: "Sit down, I'm driving."

So, after experiencing 1 minute of embarrassment, Liang Xiao experienced another 3 minutes of social death.

What's even more frightening is that the first 2 minutes of the video was a pretense, and the car drove for 1 minute after that, and it was directly put at the end of the video.

Liang Xiao wanted to prevent his powerlessness from returning to heaven, his legs didn't allow him to make any big movements at all, so he could only sit there with Lu Siyao and listen to others panting for a long time.

In the end, Liang Xiao couldn't listen anymore, covered his ears with a pillow, and went crazy.

The 1 minute long was finally over, and Lu Siyao commented: "The cut is not bad."

Liang Xiao slammed the back of the noble Maybach chair hard, and the voice of gnashing teeth came out from under the pillow: "Lu Siyao! I'll kill you!"

"Don't do it." Lu Siyao discussed, "If you hack me to death, you won't have a little wife."

"..." Damn it.

Liang Xiao and Lu Siyao got angry. Later, no matter what Lu Siyao said, he ignored him and refused to let him hug him when he got out of the car. As soon as Lu Siyao came over, he frowned and pushed him away, saying coldly, "Don't touch me." I."

Lu Siyao bent down to look at him: "Are you really angry?"

Liang Xiao turned his face sideways to prevent him from looking, and stood up by himself while holding the car door. When Lu Siyao folded the wheelchair, he jumped up and sat down in two steps, pressed the automatic driving button and ran home.

Lu Siyao still had something in his hand, the vegetables that the old lady asked him to bring back before he left just now, he ran after someone, and the bag rattled.Pretty and beautiful Yiyaoyao chased people with two big plastic bags, the scene was quite funny.

Liang Xiao entered the unit door, without waiting for Lu Siyao to directly shut him out.

Lu Siyao almost touched his nose and freed his hand to enter the password: "Brother Liang, wait for me!"

Liang Xiao ignored him and ignored him, not only did he not wait for the door to open, but he also didn't wait to get on the elevator. Lu Siyao watched the elevator door close in front of his eyes, and Liang Xiao didn't even look at him.

Lu Siyao laughed, the straight man was quite casual.

With the experience of entering the house several times before, Lu Siyao was a little more honest this time, and rang the doorbell at the door in a proper manner.

Liang Xiao's parents have already arrived home, if someone doesn't open the door for him, can no one open the door for him?

Tang Limin came to open the door and saw him say "Ouch": "Xiao Lu, Liang Xiao just entered the door, why didn't you come together?"

Lu Siyao took the opportunity to complain: "Brother Liang didn't wait for me, he's angry with me."

"This child, why is he so angry now?" Tang Limin asked Lu Siyao to come in.

Liang Xiao heard it from the house, and shouted: "Mom, don't talk to him!"

Liang Zheng leaned out from the room, pulled off his reading glasses, and asked in a solemn voice, "Don't talk to anyone?"

"..." Liang Xiao lost his temper and patted the armrest of the wheelchair angrily.

Lu Siyao took the dishes he brought to the kitchen: "Auntie, our old lady bought this dish at the farmer's market early in the morning. I can't finish it by myself, so I'll get some for you."

Tang Limin didn't have the nerve to ask for this: "This is too much. Every time you come, you give something away. No, you take it all home and keep it for yourself."

"Auntie." Lu Siyao put the dishes on the table and said with a smile, "I'm going on a business trip next week, and no one at home can digest it. I think it will be spoiled when I get back. Aren't I afraid of wasting it? You can do me a favor." ?”

Tang Limin couldn't resist him, but she was embarrassed to accept it like this. There were several large watermelons lying on the kitchen floor. Tang Limin bought them from the melon farmers at the foot of Xiangshan Mountain today.She patted Lu Siyao: "Then you take the watermelon away, it won't be damaged."

Lu Siyao refused to accept that he might not be able to leave today, so he nodded: "Then I'll hug the two of you, and the rest of you can eat by yourself. The sugar content of watermelon is too high. If I eat too much, I'll be exercising for nothing."

Tang Limin had nothing to do with him, so Lu Siyao ran away quickly: "Auntie, I'll go to Brother Liang to apologize, so I won't tell you for now."

In the room, Liang Xiao was holding his underwear to take a shower, but Lu Siyao stood in front of him.

Liang Xiao was not polite at all, pushed the wheel and bumped into his leg: "Get up and drive."

"Brother Liang." The wheelchair knocked on his calf lightly, and Lu Siyao looked down, "You hurt me."

"Yes." Liang Xiao stretched out his hand to push him away, "Don't block me."

Lu Siyao didn't let him go, held the handle on the back of the wheelchair, and lowered his head honestly: "I made a mistake, Mr. Liang."

Liang Xiao turned his face away and stared at him unkindly.

"I was wrong." Lu Siyao admitted his mistake very well, "I was really wrong."

"Where did you go wrong?"

Lu Siyao pushed Liang Xiao to the bathroom: "Hehe, I shouldn't be playing the video while driving, let alone in front of you. I want to watch it secretly when I go home and hide under the blanket."

"You ride a horse..."

Knowing that this person couldn't honestly admit his mistake, he was joking and out of shape all day, Liang Xiao said angrily, "Get out!"

Lu Siyao pushed Liang Xiao out of the bathroom, and now Liang Xiao can take a bath by himself, it's okay to wash slowly by himself.

After turning on the bathroom light, Lu Siyao took half a step forward, suddenly bent down and hugged Liang Xiao from behind.

"..." Liang Xiao froze, and gritted his teeth, "Are you going to go or not?"

Lu Siyao circled Liang Xiao, and gently stroked his forearm with his hand: "Don't make me roll away, okay, why are you so fierce?"

Liang Xiao laughed angrily: "What's the matter, I still have to invite you to stay?"

"You don't push me away, obviously you don't hate me." Lu Siyao pressed his face against Liang Xiao's neck, scalding him warmly, "If it was Zhao Linsheng, you would have beaten him already."

"You can get beaten if you want." Liang Xiao pressed his finger bones meaningfully, and there was a crackling sound, "I'll give you another chance, get out of here, and don't rub against me."

"I didn't rub it, I just posted it." Lu Siyao gently hugged Liang Xiao, and said softly, "Mr. Liang, I will go abroad for a week starting tomorrow, and I won't be able to see you for a week."

Liang Xiao held back his temper and waited for him to finish speaking.

Lu Siyao didn't rub it just now, maybe he was inspired by Liang Xiao, now he rubbed his face on Liang Xiao's neck, and said with a smile, "Hug, I miss you."

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