I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

He Heng vaguely remembered that before he left, the dormitory was covered in dust as if no one had lived in it for 800 years. After he went around the dormitories and came back, the whole dormitory seemed to be patronized by a snail girl. It was so clean and tidy, even the old-fashioned ceiling fan above the head was wiped clean.

He maintained the posture of pushing the door open for a while in shock, then closed the door from the outside, and pushed it open again reverently.

No problem, still neat.

Even his own bed was made.

Is my roommate so virtuous?

It's strange, it's embarrassing.

He Heng entered the room and closed the door, politely maintained his shock, looked around, and made a shameful voice: "My God, you actually helped me clean everything up, I'm so embarrassed."

The tone is very exaggerated.

And contrived.

It's just a read.

Qi Shu was putting away his stack of books in front of the desk. Hearing his tone, he turned his head and looked at him inexplicably. He didn't know what to say, so he just asked him: "Is the list all sorted out?"

"It's almost there, there are still a few who haven't come."

He Heng took his other school uniform out of the box and put it in the closet, and complained to Qi Shu: "I wanted to save a game and go out to drink and sing, but they didn't know how to drink, and they didn't know how to drink." Never been to KTV."

He Heng sighed sadly: "Forget it, forget it, don't bring bad people."

In fact, Qi Shu hadn't had a lot of drinking, so he nodded noncommittally, and turned a corner to persuade him: "Let's go after the holiday, I guess I have to check the bed tonight."

He Heng didn't force it, but briefly questioned the correctness of his admission to Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School.

Who would have thought that most of the students enrolled in this school with a moderate score line were well-behaved and good students. According to visual inspection, there was not even a single student who could accompany him to skip class and go to the Internet cafe.

But it's not appropriate to say this in front of my new roommate.

It seems that he has an opinion on others.

Obviously my new roommate is so friendly.

Also helpful.

Still a poor little man haunted by ghosts.

He Heng suddenly thought of the two ghosts who were following his roommate again, but he couldn't find them after searching around the room, so he went around the detained ghost, and carefully and cautiously said: " Have you noticed that one of the two ghosts is missing—and it doesn’t look the same as before?"

Discovery is, of course, discovery.

Not only did I find it, but I recruited it.

Qi Shu comforted him and said, "It's okay, one can cool off too."

He Heng: "..."

My roommate's ability to have fun while suffering is almost full.

He must have been entangled by ghosts since he was a child, and he gradually overcame his fear, and he was even able to make jokes.

Pitiful.

It's so pathetic.

Such a good attitude must not be beaten.

He Heng nodded in agreement: "Don't tell me, it's indeed much cooler than other dormitories."

He paused, quite worried: "But, will it peek at me taking a shower at night?"

"..."

Qi Shu choked for a while, and asked with difficulty: "Why does it peek at you taking a bath?"

"Of course it's because I'm in good shape,"

He Heng took it for granted, and even lifted his shirt to reveal his abdominal muscles, "Look, is my brother in good shape?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu didn't expect that he would pick up his clothes casually, turned around subconsciously, said "It's good" in his mouth, and then looked at the ghost that he had locked in the dormitory to act as an air conditioner.

Of course that ghost could hear what He Heng said, and it is now in a state of extreme anger, circling irritably while shouting: "Who cares to watch him take a bath? Don't I have what he has? When will I steal it?" Have you ever seen someone take a bath? Huh? Me, him, what he said is too much!"

God is pitiful, this ghost must have been a good student with both good character and academics when he was alive. He has been a ghost for several years and still can't even swear a word, and he can only swear too much over and over again.

You should really learn from Tuantuan.

Qi Shu made it a headache, but He Heng became interested, looked around the ghost several times, and poked it with his hand.

Although ghosts can't poke without a spirit body, this action is too provocative.

The ghost was so angry that he didn't even turn around, and slammed into a side wall of the soul purification array, apparently trying to break out and talk to He Heng face to face.

This reformed soul-cleaning formation is soft yet strong, and it follows the path of endlessly borrowing strength and strength. It stands to reason that it is stronger than the original formation that mainly focuses on disinfecting, and it is the first time it has been used. The ghost wobbled unsteadily.

Finished calf.

I'm afraid it's not about being angry into a ghost.

He Heng probably got used to being scared by ghosts when he was a child, he was not afraid at all, and was even curious: "Why can't it move?"

He said, clapping his hands at the ghost: "Come here, come here."

Qi Shu: "..."

If he is not mistaken, this should be a dog teasing technique that is widely circulated in the Jianghu.

Very standard.

I don't know how this action was unified across the country.

That ghost probably had never been so challenged before, and it was surprisingly angry, but it was a pity that He Heng thought it was fun, and it spread its wings on the verge of that ghost's unbearable spirit and turned into a fierce ghost.

Turning a lone wild ghost who has been wandering around for several years without even learning swear words into a fierce ghost can be regarded as a major tragedy in the ghost world.

I don't know if this grievance can be reported to the Palace of the King of Hades.

Yes, sure.

After all, the reason for each ghost to become a ghost will be registered, and even some ghosts will be specially published in tabloids and widely circulated, so as to pass the boring time of queuing up for reincarnation.

also.

Today's headlines in the ghost world are considered.

Qi Shu couldn't help but feel that his roommate's behavior was too strange, a bit suspected of trampling on the non-aggression treaty of friendship between humans and ghosts, so he couldn't help laughing and called him: "What the hell are you talking about with it?"

He Heng had never seen a ghost that stood still and couldn't move. He thought it was very fresh for a while, and after teasing it for a few more words, he let the innocent suffering ghost go, and handed the leaflet he brought back to Qi Shu: " Are you going to eat? Just insert the flyer at the door."

The leaflet was still folded in half, probably just stuffed in the crack of the door.

"I don't know what the canteen here is like."

He Heng unfolded the flyer, and handed it to Qi Shu without looking at it carefully, "Which restaurant is this——the small canteen in the West Building, why don't you go and try it, look at the second and a half servings written on the menu... …cough."

He Heng's hand holding the leaflet froze in the air, and he didn't accept or hand it over for a while.

Qi Shu glanced roughly, followed by silence for a moment.

The canteen leaflet says "half price for the second copy" in the center of the leaflet, which is true, but the easy-to-understand rose border around it expresses a message vividly and unswervingly.

——Meal for couples.

Even people like Qi Shu, who had followed his master in the mountains for several years to escape from the world and cultivated Taoism, could clearly understand the deep meaning of it, and his roommate could invite him to go with him blindly and confidently.

Qi Shu didn't know what to say for a while, but he was worried that he really didn't understand, and he was embarrassed to point out that this is where the young couple went. Did you not understand, so he could only close his eyes and nod: "... also."

He Heng waited for him to nod his head before reacting.

Fuck me!

What the hell am I doing now!

Why did my roommate say yes? ? ?

He agreed? ? ?

Help he agreed! ! ! ! !

He Heng is not a child who has never seen the world, he should know more than Qi Shu, how could he fail to see such a bright hint, it was completely because he didn't read the flyer carefully just now, and he didn't expect that a high school cafeteria would There is this kind of unique skill of clearly supporting the object.

Life is always fucking unpredictable.

But Qi Shu had already nodded, and he regretted it a little bit to cover up, so he could only pretend that he didn't understand, so as not to make the description worse.

Anyway, it's just a meal.

Who stipulated that the cafeteria can only have objects?

Do you still engage in human-dog discrimination?

He Heng easily convinced himself, and prepared to go out quickly.

It was hot outside at noon, and the distance from the dormitory building to the cafeteria was not too close. Qi Shu hesitated for a while, but still felt that he could not save trouble, and went to face the 30° high temperature without ghosts around him.

To be cool, of course you have to be cooler.

It is not difficult to bring a ghost with you, and it is not difficult to bring a soul purification array with you.

But it takes a bit of skill to bring a ghost with you in the soul-cleaning formation and ensure that the formation is stable.

At least there is no such technique in the authentic Maoshan Taoist classics.

Of course, the reformed Soul Purification Formation painted by Qi Shu itself is not in other people's classics.

Qi Shu dipped in some water again, added a few strokes to the original formation, and the ghost that couldn't move just now came to him.

He Heng watched his roommate's continuous actions, and finally realized that there might be some misunderstanding in his thinking.

It may still be a big misunderstanding.

In fact, when He Heng first entered the door, he also felt that something was wrong, as if there was a smell of burnt paper in their room.

He Heng wanted to ask at that time, but because the tidy dormitory was too shocking, and the friendly communication with that ghost was very pleasant, he forgot about it again.

Thinking about it now is a bit strange, He Heng looked into the trash can again, and really saw a pile of paper ashes.

——It's the ashes of Qi Shu's burning soul-calling talisman just now.

The ashes of burnt yellow watch paper are different from those of ordinary paper. The former is light and will float upwards with a little wind, and it will stick to the hands in fine pieces after twisting, leaving a layer of dust on the fingers.

He Heng lived with his grandmother when he was a child, and every year and festivals he would watch the old man burn yellow watch paper to sacrifice to heaven, and sometimes he would like to play with the ashes of the burnt paper, so he could tell the difference.

This is the ashes after burning the yellow paper.

He Heng looked at the pile of ashes inexplicably, and at Qi Shu who seemed to be still drawing something, and suddenly felt that things might be different from what he originally thought.

A long-term illness can make a good doctor, and being haunted by ghosts since childhood can also force people to become Taoists.

Maybe his roommate worked hard in the face of adversity, actively carried out self-help actions, burned amulets and chanted mantras, not only got rid of the distress of being haunted by ghosts, but even used ghosts to make himself cooler.

It may be that he misunderstood the original meaning of the phrase "I recruited" that his innocent roommate said outside the school from the very beginning.

Maybe his innocent roommate is not a poor little ghost who has been haunted since he was a child.

Even judging from the current situation, it's still uncertain who is the poor fellow between his innocent roommate and these ghosts.