I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

The small canteen in the West Building is a veritable small canteen.

First, it lives up to its name for its small size.

It's only as big as a classroom, and it's well-decorated. It's not like the cafeteria in the school, but more like a cafe outside.

Second, it lives up to its name as a couples restaurant.

A table for two with a rose on it.

There is also music playing in the store.

Warm and sweet.

It is definitely not a holy place for single dogs to set foot.

It may be the beginning of school now, especially the freshmen in high school, not many people dare to eat here, it seems a bit deserted.

But those who eat here are considered as a couple, and they are all young lovers.

The moment He Heng stepped into the door of this small cafeteria, he clearly felt that he was out of place.

Discriminate against naked/naked people and dogs.

What the hell is going on here.

What is going on with this school.

He Heng thought about it calmly, and still felt that facing the current situation, it would be more appropriate to pretend that he didn't see anything than to jump out as if his tail had been stepped on.

Otherwise, no matter how you look at it, you want to hide it.

He Heng was blinded to the end, and asked for two meals with the shocked gaze of the cafeteria aunt, barely maintained a smile and calmly handed one to Qi Shu, and suggested to Qi Shu without embarrassment: "Go back to the dormitory to eat." ?”

Qi Shu couldn't ask for more.

But things are unpredictable. When the two came in, they didn't see any acquaintances. When they went out, they bumped into Han Bo who brought his girlfriend.

New classmate, familiar, quite familiar.

I just went to someone's dormitory to chat for a while.

The four of them faced each other without saying a word.

He Heng closed his eyes, wishing he could commit suicide on the spot.

I know life is doggy, but this is too fucking doggy.

"Hey, brother Heng brought his sister-in-law here for lunch?"

Han Bo didn't find anything wrong at first, so he greeted him warmly, then looked around him, but couldn't find the sister-in-law he wanted to see, and finally hesitantly looked at Qi special body.

Qi Shu: "..."

How the hell to explain this.

There's no fucking explanation for this.

After all, just now I was pretending not to know that this is a restaurant for couples.

The more you describe, the darker.

Now any explanation is getting darker and darker.

He Heng thought so too.

"Ah, so what,"

He Heng could only take a slanted lead, "Where did the sister-in-law come from... Is it comparable to you, and I have a partner from the beginning?"

The girl next to Han Bo greeted him with a smile, very generous.

"Where is it, Linlin and I have been together since junior high school,"

As expected, Han Bo was taken off topic, held the girl's hand, and smiled embarrassedly, "We both agreed to take the exam here together."

"That's good, that's good, fate." He Heng echoed a few words, successfully pushed the two to the cafeteria window, and then hurriedly called Qi Shu to slip out.

run away.

It's so fucking miserable.

He Heng was so embarrassed that he wanted to show off his master-level national curse skills, but it was hard for Qi Shu to feel anything, so he had to pick up the topic and chat with Qi Shu awkwardly: "It's really a winner in life to be assigned to the same school as your partner. .”

Qi Shu nodded: "Yeah, love from different schools is too uncomfortable."

"Oh, you are so experienced," He Heng whistled, "Have you tried it? Share your feelings?"

Qi Shu looked at him helplessly: "No, I haven't had a date."

Qi Shu's horoscope is Zhiyang, which is not a good fortune. In addition, he followed his master to practice casually. The way of master's practice hinders the blood relationship. If he has a son, he will have to give it away far away, so he has not been married since he was a child. plans to have children.

But He Heng didn't know this, he just felt sorry for each other.

"I haven't done it either, I'm really jealous of talents."

He Heng sighed, "Tell me about the two of us, we are both so handsome, but we can't even find a partner, really..."

Qi Shu: "..."

In all fairness, He Heng looks really good.

But the face might really not be as striking as its thickness.

I have never seen anyone who always thinks he is handsome.

Due to his personality, Qi Shu didn't like to say harsh words, so he nodded slightly, and asked cooperatively, "So why haven't you ever had a date?"

"I'm so handsome, the little girls think I have someone."

He Heng sighed, "There are still people who think that I am so sure of my love, and don't want to know me at all..."

That sounds pretty miserable.

This must be some kind of shocking injustice.

He Heng may have thought of the sad history of his single mother and fetus, and he was sad for 5 minutes. He didn't forget his distress until he opened the door of the dormitory and caught the cat that fell from the sky.

As we all know, cats are Wangyoushui.

But this worry-free water seems to be a bit aggressive.

He Heng pushed open the door of the dormitory unpreparedly, and saw a snow-white shadow jump into the air and land straight towards him.

Cat!

Where did the cat come from?Didn't you hear the cat meowing just now?

His roommate brought it?

He Heng caught it subconsciously, but he didn't expect the cat to scratch at him as soon as it fell into his arms.

Serial Meow Meow Claws!

He Heng was still holding the cat in his hands, and he couldn't free his hands to block it, so he could only tilt his head back as much as possible. Unexpectedly, the cat would not let go, and wanted to jump up and continue to scratch him.

"Tuantuan! Don't scratch anyone!"

Qi Shu hurriedly stopped it, "Be obedient, don't mess around."

Tuantuan froze for a moment, stopped the claws that were raised in mid-air, and looked carefully at the person he had been scratching for a long time.

Eh?

Scratch, scratch the wrong person?

He Heng and it stared at each other for a while, and Tuantuan felt more and more guilty under his gaze, stretched out his little paws and hooked his collar, then blinked at him, and made a slap head kill.

He Heng: "!!!"

Too, so cute!

This trick works.

Tuantuan held his own fluffy, took advantage of the victory and chased after him, making an obedient and clever voice.

"Meow?"

He Heng: "!!!!!!"

He Heng was so dazed by its cuteness that he had long forgotten the head-on critical attack just now, and let out a happy voice: "This is too cute..."

Ah.

Humanity.

There is no resistance to my beauty.

Tuantuan consciously coaxed him well, jumped lightly in his arms, landed firmly, flicked his big tail, and nestled back on Qi Shu's bed.

He Heng looked at the cat, and then at his roommate's bed, surprised: "Did you bring the cat?"

Qi Shu: "...it came by itself."

"Is it so clingy?"

He Heng couldn't believe it, and felt that his roommate was simply a winner in life.

There are not only cats, but cats are so beautiful!

Not only is it good-looking, but the cat owner is actually so clingy.

This is too happy!

Qi Shu: "..."

"Before happiness,"

Qi Shu pointed to his scratched clothes, trying to remind him: "Can you still remember who scratched your clothes?"

"Of course I remember."

He Heng thought very clearly, "This is a gift from the cat master."

Qi Shu: "..."

This person is afraid that there is no way to save him.

Tuantuan, who was lying on the bed, flicked his tail in satisfaction, and did not hesitate to praise himself: "You are really sensible."

He Heng was extremely honored: "Of course, I can..."

He Heng: "...?"

and many more.

I feel like something is not quite right.

He Hengzai looked at the cat carefully, then turned to look at Qi Shu in disbelief: "Your cat...is still a bilingual teacher?"

Qi Shu: "..."

What's the matter, can cats blindfold your yin and yang eyes?

"Look carefully."

Qi Shu picked up the nape of Tuantuan's neck, "Is this cat different from the ones you usually see?"

Not the same cute.

He Heng was completely fascinated by the beauty, and after looking carefully for a while, he realized that this cat seemed really different.

Looks like it should be a ghost.

"I may be wrong,"

He Heng stretched out his hand and touched the smooth and soft fur again, "Aren't ghosts inaccessible? Why is it so soft and still warm?"

This question will be unclear for a while.

To put it simply, it is an inspirational history of a little wild cat in the deep mountains and old forests who practiced diligently.

He Heng was in a trance, always feeling that there might still be a little misunderstanding in his perception of his new roommate.

Not only can his roommate borrow ghosts to cool himself down, he even has a cat ghost to masturbate.

Although this cat is really cute but.

Well no but.

He Heng buried his face in Tuantuan's fur happily, and made a principled voice: "Tuantuan is really hardworking."

Tuantuan flicked his tail, very satisfied with his sincerity.

Qi Shu restrained himself, without rolling his eyes.

A ghost cultivator who has achieved great success in eating, drinking and drinking after getting an adventure, even with a fluffy suit, can't be called hardworking in such a principled way.

Although He Heng was temporarily confused by Fuzzy, after masturbating for an afternoon, he still had some doubts in his heart.

Just, what the hell does his roommate do?

Not the little poor guy who is haunted by ghosts.

Nor is it the little poor girl struggling to save herself after being haunted by ghosts.

He Hengzai thought about it carefully, and then looked at Tuantuan lying paralyzed on his lap, feeling that he had vaguely guessed the truth.

It may be that my roommate was haunted by ghosts and tried to save himself, fighting all over the ghost world, but he was fascinated by this kitten and kept it by his side in a moment of softness.

This is very in line with the truth, after all, Tuantuan is so cute.

Then one last question remains.

He Heng looked up at his roommate, thinking seriously.

Also being haunted by ghosts, he can only be frightened and become immune, why is his roommate struggling to save himself?

Am I such a waste?

It's also a nine-year compulsory education. Could it be that his roommate has taught himself the online ghost-hunting tutorial?

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感谢在2020-02-1716:15:40~2020-02-1814:23:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: My God, I am Zhu Yilong's Xiao Ke;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!