I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

Facts have proved that whether the instructor is strict with them has nothing to do with whether the instructor looks serious or not.

Yang Hao, who stood in a military posture all morning, collapsed on the bed as soon as he returned to the dormitory, wailing half-deadly: "It's really not a human life..."

The others were not much better. They managed to get through the lunch break and didn't even want to go to the dormitory. They all lazily played with their mobile phones on the bed, and even felt tired of cursing and scolding the critical instructors.

"Is that the instructor's business? Look at our grade director. He came to inspect it twice in the morning and asked the instructor to be stricter."

Now Haowen Sun feels uncomfortable when he thinks about the Mediterranean Sea that is heading towards them, "Damn, I don't know where he got the energy to, he just stares at the training... Look at other schools, practice for half an hour and rest for half an hour."

Logically speaking, standing in a military posture all morning is not considered high-intensity training. At least for high school students, they are a little tired, but not so tired that they don't want to talk.

The most important reason for them to collapse like this is to compare the damage.

After all, seeing students from other schools resting and chatting, they still have to stand still in a military posture, this psychological gap is really not acceptable to ordinary people.

"and,"

He Heng was very worried, and reminded Qi Shu in a low voice, "I feel that the ghosts who are with us seem to be really bad."

Qi Shu was almost wilting from the heat all morning, and nodded weakly after hearing the words: "I feel it—basically it didn't work this morning, and all the grievances should have dissipated."

He Heng: "..."

Although my roommate doesn't have yin and yang eyes, this somatosensory judgment is really useless.

"Why are you so hot?"

Seeing that his face was turning red, He Heng was worried, and while fanning him with a piece of cardboard, he asked, "Is it all right, don't you have heatstroke?"

Xin Yongqiang turned his head and listened: "Brother Qi has heatstroke? I have Huoxiang Zhengqi Water here, I'll find it for you."

"no, I'm fine,"

Qi Shu waved his hand, "Don't look for it, it's not heat stroke, I'm just afraid of heat."

He Heng felt that he had refuted the rumors yesterday, so he felt no burden in his heart, and continued to stay with Qi Shu naturally all the time, and he didn't pay attention to avoiding suspicion.But the other people in the dormitory felt a little embarrassed, and they kept paying attention to avoid looking at them. Only after Xin Yong yelled at him did they realize that Qi Shu's face was blushing abnormally.

I'm not afraid of heat like this.

"It's not heat stroke, is it an allergy, ultraviolet allergy?"

Sun Haowen was quite worried, "If it's serious, why don't you take a leave of absence?"

Qi Shu knew that he was not allergic, so he comforted them in turn: "It's really okay, it's not an allergy, I just have a fever, just take it easy for a while."

Han Bo handed over an ice pack: "The ice pack my girlfriend brought me is quite useful——Qi Shu, cover your face."

Qi Shu took it over: "Thank you, it's really cool."

Han Bo smiled embarrassedly: "My girlfriend prepared it for me, is it easy to use?"

Everyone has long been used to him never leaving his girlfriend, but they still can't help being envious.

"So this is what it feels like to have a girlfriend..."

Yang Hao wondered eagerly, "Where is my future girlfriend?"

He Heng didn't participate in their sudden girlfriend topic, and while fanning Qi Shu, he asked, "Is it better?——Can you hold on this afternoon?"

Qi Shu thought in his heart that if he didn't call a new ghost over, it would be hard to say whether he would be able to hold on.

Before the military training, he had thought that the 12-person dormitory would not allow him to burn talismans to summon ghosts openly, but he thought that as long as he just found a remote corner when no one was around, it shouldn't be a big problem.

But I didn't expect to find out that there are cameras everywhere in this military training base when I went to check in last night.

Whether that thing is good or bad is anyone's guess. If it's just a decoration that has been in disrepair for a long time, it's okay. If it can still be used normally, the appearance of him hiding in the corner and burning the talisman paper was photographed. Tomorrow The special car from the mental hospital had to rush into the base to pick him up.

By the way, we had to arrange a trending Weibo search for "a high school student was driven crazy by military training".

Qi Shu really didn't want to test on the edge of this danger, and the next best thing was to call ghost messengers in the toilet or water room in the middle of the night.Although the selection of the location was indeed rude, it was also considered a helpless move.

But who the hell would have thought that a smoke alarm would be installed in the toilet.

He Heng, who still went with him, had sharp eyes and recognized the inconspicuous siren in the corner at a glance. Otherwise, if the talisman was burned, the siren could call the instructor over within 3 minutes.

"This is to prevent people from smoking,"

He Heng was very kind when he saw this thing, "This kind of smoke alarm is an optical fiber type, and it is so sensitive. It was installed in the toilet of our junior high school. Don't talk about burning paper or amulets. The wind blows outside and puts it on the windowsill. If the ashes are blown up, it will call the police.”

Qi Shu was almost driven crazy by the strict defense of the military training base.

"Hey, the girls in our class are begging for rain,"

Yang Hao happened to find a circle of friends, "Look, look, our squad leader posted it—three pens were inserted, and three French buns were also presented."

This French bun is very spiritual.

Xin Yong was overjoyed: "Although I know it's useless, but sincerity is effective, why don't we try it hahahahaha, what if it works."

He Heng saw it very clearly: "If you want to say that sincerity is true, we are praying for rain in the first year of high school, and the second and third year of high school must be looking forward to ten days of sunny days-even if we are more sincere, we can't hold back the many families."

While joking, He Heng found out the circle of friends to show Qi Shu, trying to divert his attention: "Look at it, is it feasible?"

Qi Shu looked helplessly: "I can understand without incense, but what's the use of inserting three pens?"

He Heng had a whim: "A pen fairy please?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Where is this going?

Why does my roommate's thinking always jump like this.

"However, speaking of praying for rain..."

Qi Shu squeezed the ice pack and murmured, "I thought about this method two days ago, it should work."

He Heng was stunned.

what?

Will my roommate still beg for rain?

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"Why can't I?"

Until the two of them sneaked into the empty training ground because of the lunch break, Qi Shu didn't understand the reason for the shocking expression on his cognitive system, "I am a celestial master, why can't I pray for rain if I can catch ghosts? "

He Heng scratched his head: "It's different, are praying for rain and catching ghosts the same thing?"

Qi Shuxin said that begging for rain and asking for a pen fairy are not the same thing.

"However, from a scientific point of view,"

He Heng paused, and felt that his current "scientific point of view" was very strange, "I mean, the principle of praying for rain in ancient times didn't come about because the altar was set high, the fire was burned, and the air was convected by heat. Is it raining?"

Qi Shu nodded without denying, "This is also a method."

He Heng didn't understand anymore, and wanted to ask a few more questions, but seeing that he was already busy, he had to swallow the question first.

The rain-seeking talisman is a very complicated formation, and the effect of setting up an altar is the best, but now obviously there is no such condition, Qi Shu can only keep everything simple, and quickly take out a few small bags of emergency cinnabar and cigarettes that he carries with him. Ink and gold powder began to draw symbols in the corner of the training ground.

Qi Shu groped and improved a lot of formations by himself, but the rain-seeking talisman was firstly not used much, secondly, the talisman formation was no better than yellow paper talisman seals, and the air currents in various places were turning and turning, and thirdly, it involved celestial phenomena after all, so he also Didn't make much changes, just follow the rules I learned, draw a black fish on the top, surrounded by the ten stars of the turtle; in the middle, a white dragon, breathing black clouds; It is decorated with gold, silver and Zhu Dan in the shape of a dragon, and the whole talisman array is complicated to draw. Qi Shu was worried that if he drew it too big, he would be discovered, so he deliberately drew it small and delicate.

"So, to be quite a celestial master must have a pair of dexterous hands."

He Heng was too ashamed to say anything, "Look at your drawing, and think about how casually they begged for rain, it's just..."

"It's okay, it's not a process."

Qi Shu comforted him, "Mine is a talisman array, barely counted as a sand painting, and it belongs to self-help rainfall. They put pens as incense, and they are asking the rain official of our side to rain, and they cannot be compared."

He Heng: "..."

Although he can't fully understand these words, sand paintings and self-help rainfall are very easy to understand.

My roommate's words are still as close to life as ever.

After Qi Shu finished drawing the talisman, he took out the string of five emperors' coins from his camouflage trousers pocket—his magic weapon is not a common mahogany sword, which is very inconvenient at this time.

But it shouldn't have much effect on the effect. Qi Shu walked to the center of the talisman array, put a string of five emperors' coins in his palm, and made a seal to read the art——

"Five emperors and five dragons, descending light and carrying wind. Widely spread and moisten, assist Lei Gong.

"Five lakes and four seas, water is the most royal. The talisman orders you, and Chang Chuan obeys. Those who dare to violate it will not be tolerated by the thunder axe. Urgency is like a law!"

This is the first time for He Heng to see his roommate chanting spells like a real celestial master.

... This statement doesn't seem very appropriate, but he has watched Qi Shu so many times, whether it is painting symbols or summoning ghosts, it seems to be done casually. Sometimes he even finished it while chatting with him, as if it was easy It was effortless.

This time is different.

Not to say how strenuous it is, but at least I went to the training ground under the sun, spread out a pile of materials and drew symbols carefully.

And most importantly, he put on a posture and muttered some formulas in a low voice.

Whether it's gesturing or reciting formulas, it is reasonable to say that it is a scene that is quite sensational, but it is very solemn when it is placed on my roommate, and it seems to calm down the scene all at once.

At least He Heng doesn't even feel funny or embarrassed in his heart now.

I don't know if it's because Qi Shu stood in the middle with a blank expression, or his voice was colder than usual when he recited the long formula.

He Heng was thinking wildly, when Qi Shu's last word fell, the sky suddenly changed, and a thunder came from the sky.

It's because He Heng knew that his roommate would definitely be effective in doing this kind of thing, and he said that it would rain if he asked for rain, and he was well prepared, but he didn't expect that the effect of this game would be so fast, and it would rain as soon as he said it.

It's just instant rain.

"With the training ground as the center, local rainfall within a radius of two kilometers."

Qi Shu explained to him softly, "The rain won't be too heavy, but it can be scattered until eight o'clock in the evening. Come here at night to strengthen the talisman array, and it will last all day tomorrow."

He Heng called it awesome.

"But there's one more thing,"

He Heng raised the question that he had been worried about for a long time, "The surveillance must have captured us, what should we do?"

Qi Shu was inexplicable: "We took pictures when we took them. We didn't burn amulets to light the fire. Didn't we just come to the training ground to squat for a while during lunch break, and then stood there for a while? What's so strange about that?"

He Heng: "..."

He Heng high-fived his roommate who didn't change his face, and admired him sincerely: "That's right, you're right."

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