I heard that my roommate is a celestial master
Chapter 47 47
A timely rain fell as soon as it was said, and the circle of friends was full of festive and peaceful atmosphere.
Gao Yanan was so excited that she posted three circles of friends in a row to celebrate, and excitedly tweeted in the class: "Sincere sincerity makes spirit hahahahaha it really works! French buns are forever gods!"
He Heng: "..."
He Heng felt that he should win back the three bags of tribute French buns for Qi Shu.
After all, my roommate is the real rainmaker behind the scenes.
Qi Shu laughed: "What and what... It's also the first time for me to make such a big battle, I didn't expect it to be successful."
Everyone was very happy, just waiting for the instructor to inform them that they would be free to move in the dormitory in the afternoon after the lunch break. Yang Hao even made up his mind to sleep with his head covered all afternoon to comfort himself with his military posture all morning.
But no one expected that the instructors would come down to the dormitory to watch them stand in military posture.
"The weather is unexpected this afternoon, so the students don't have to go to the training ground for training,"
The instructor of the next class looked more serious, "Class [-] and Class [-] are brother classes, your instructors go to the girls' dormitory to take charge of the girls in these two classes, and I will take you and the boys from Class [-] to the corridor for military training Zi, don’t lean your back against the wall!”
Who the hell didn't expect that things would develop like this, everyone climbed down from the dormitory bed with bitter faces, and began to practice military posture in the corridor.
"What kind of shit is this?"
Xin Yongqiang was full of complaints, "I thought I could rest for an afternoon, but the instructor is too perverted."
Han Bo gritted his teeth: "The only perverts are the instructors of our school - listen to the voices on other floors, they are all talking and chatting happily."
"Do you still need to listen? You look at the corridors on both sides. They are all from other schools to see the excitement."
He Heng stood outside, just in time to see the people standing at the corners of the corridors on both sides, "People must be thinking, what the hell is this school so miserable, it's raining and it doesn't stop, standing in a military posture in the corridors."
Qi Shu was standing next to him, and he happened to be able to see a few figures, and sighed: "Now all schools know the horror of No. [-] Middle School."
In all fairness, the next rain was indeed much cooler, and he didn't feel very hot without ghosts around him.
Standing in a military posture in the corridor is indeed much more comfortable than standing in the sun in the morning, and standing in a long row with the instructors wandering around, it is easy for them to be lazy.
Just looking at the matter of standing in a military posture in the corridor, it is actually not that tiring.
——But the students on the other floors were all playing, chatting and watching the fun.
I feel even more tired than this morning.
...failed.
Qi Shu sighed in his heart, and managed to stay up until eight o'clock in the evening. The instructor who had been watching them practice all afternoon hurriedly finished his dismissal, and went downstairs to his dormitory while cursing: "Damn, I'm just looking for trouble for me. It's raining. Still restless..."
I heard most of the boys in class three: "..."
Damn we want to rest too.
This is a shitty thing that angers people and complains that they are not human inside and out.
"Why don't we stop the rain tomorrow?" He Heng discussed with him in a low voice while fetching water to wash, "Can you only let it be cloudy and not rain? "
"It's ok - if you don't strengthen the formation at night, tomorrow should be cloudy and not rainy."
Qi Shu also didn't want to experience the experience of being watched in military posture again this afternoon, "Just keep it like this, it should be cloudy tomorrow, and it will be cool if there is wind and no sun."
At that time, seeing the rain falling as soon as it said it, He Heng was so surprised that he forgot to ask any questions. Later, he stood in a military posture all afternoon, and now he finally had the opportunity to ask his full stomach of questions.
He thought for a while, and first asked an urgent question: "You drew the talisman on the ground at noon, but it rained for so long in the afternoon, wouldn't it all be washed away?"
"Just let it go away,"
Qi Shu didn't quite understand what he meant, "Why don't you keep that painting as a handmade exhibition?"
He Heng couldn't figure it out even more: "No, it's all washed away, why is it still raining?"
It is very difficult to communicate with this kind of cognitive problem. Qi Shu pursed his lips in embarrassment, trying to think of an appropriate metaphor for him: "It's like... I typed a fake application and submitted it, and then the local Si Yu The official letter came, and it rained enough according to my application. Then I must quickly destroy that fake application, and keep it as evidence?"
He Heng took a breath: "Fake application?!"
He barely jumped up, but Qi Shu was taken aback by his extreme reaction, and almost spilled the water in the basin.
Relying on years of self-cultivation and outstanding moral qualities, Qi Shu barely swallowed the words "Are you sick?" and cared for him as gently as possible: "Are you okay?"
He Heng: "..."
He Heng could clearly feel that he was being insulted.
"No, you can't blame me for my reaction,"
He Heng was quite nervous, "Why are you...a fake application, something big will happen!"
Qi Shu has done so many violations of law and discipline that he didn't even realize the causal relationship between this "false application" and the "major incident" in the first place.
His reaction was so strong that Qi Shu's original cognition was temporarily affected. He introspected without confidence, but still didn't realize where he was breaking the law.
"Didn't I just have a little rain in a small area?"
Qi Shuxin said that those of you who didn't know about this reaction thought I was flooded with water, "There was no natural accident, and there were no serious follow-up effects. What big things could happen?"
Most of He Heng's knowledge about the metaphysical system came from various myths and legends he had heard and read before meeting Qi Shu.He carefully recalled the plot about the "random rain" and was shocked: "In Journey to the West, didn't the Dragon King of Jinghe get killed because of the wrong rain?"
Qi Shu: "..."
Qi Shu advised him sincerely: "Don't believe in those nonsense things."
He Heng was at a loss for a while: "So the four great classics are also not credible?"
Qi Shu had a headache, and always felt that he had done enough to nourish his energy in his daily life if he didn't taunt today: "Otherwise? Which of the four books is documentary literature?"
He Heng: "..."
"I mean, something like that,"
He Heng really doesn't know much about this aspect, "Just, if it rains randomly or something like applying for leave, won't it violate the rules of heaven?"
In the formal metaphysics system, there is no such thing as a "rule of heaven", at most there is a restriction of the law of heaven.
But the way of heaven can't control the small-scale rainfall of the fourth-rank celestial masters.
But Qi Shu probably knew the reason why his roommate was suddenly so excited.
"The fake application is a poor metaphor," he said.
Qi Shu reflected sincerely, "This can't be considered a fake application, at most it's my abuse of power—a genuine fourth-rank celestial master has the right to rain in a small area."
**
Sure enough, the next day was covered with dark clouds all day long, and even the wind that blew was cool and whizzing, as if it had entered late autumn ahead of schedule.
The military training uniform itself consisted of short sleeves and long sleeves outside. Everyone didn't feel cold, and they all hoped that the weather would last for a few more days.
It is best that the next nine days can continue to be so cloudy.
"The next nine days will definitely continue to be cloudy like this."
Qi Shu was refreshed by the cool breeze blowing on the training ground, and he specifically explained to He Heng, "Don't worry, a cloudy day in a small area is not considered a violation of the law."
He Heng couldn't quite tell whether he was explaining sincerely, or making a narrow joke with himself.
For example, I deliberately laughed at myself for being nervous for no reason last night.
"No, no, how could that be?"
Qi Shu suppressed a smile, "Aren't I afraid that you will worry?"
He Heng: "..."
He Heng confirmed that he was just laughing at his unreasonable nervousness last night.
But it was just a joke, Qi Shu was still very moved.
It is true that He Heng's sudden nervousness yesterday seemed strange and unreasonable to Qi Shu at first, but after thinking about it afterwards, he could understand that his roommate was really worried about him from the bottom of his heart.
——Although the point of worry is really ignorant of common sense, so that Qi Shu couldn't react immediately.
I have been in the practice queue all morning, and the instructor finally showed mercy and gave them a 10-minute break. Qi Shu was right next to He Heng, sitting on the ground with his hands propped back, looking relaxed and comfortable. There was also a bit of narrowness after the joke on his face.
It looks very different from the cold and quiet look when we met on the first day, like a little fox who is full of fireworks.
Seeing him staring at him and smiling, He Heng wanted to pinch his face with his hand, but felt that this kind of action was too strange, so he had to suppress his hand that was about to move, and changed the topic to chat nonsense.
Although Qi Shu was afraid of the heat before, he usually brought a ghost with him. It was the first time he had done something like this to directly change the celestial phenomena, and he was still not very experienced.
He looked at the watch on He Heng's wrist, and took advantage of a few minutes of rest time left, stood up and went to the talisman array he had drawn to feel the circulation of Gang Qi carefully.
He Heng felt tired and didn't follow. He sat in the same place and chatted with the people next to him, and then crossed servers to chat with the girls in front.
"My sister, Ling, why didn't you get an internship today?"
He Heng leaned forward and asked Su Xiaoling, "Didn't our instructor say that you looked bad when you looked at your health, and let you be a trainee?"
Su Xiaoling looks thin and petite, and on the first day she succeeded in heat stroke at the mobilization meeting of the grade teacher, she quickly left the impression of "poor health" and "fainting" in the minds of the instructors and class teachers, for fear that she would really What an accident.
When training in the sun yesterday morning, the instructor was worried that she would faint again due to heat stroke, and even took the initiative to let her go to the cool place behind the team for an internship.
Su Xiaoling forced a smile when she heard the words: "It's not hot today, it's okay."
He Heng always felt that her smile was barely crying.
He looked up at the sky, probably understanding why.
This cloudy day is so cloudy that it's going to rain, it's really inappropriate to say that I'm so hot that I'm going to suffer from heat stroke.
Although the heat is not hot at all, it seems a little difficult to avoid training.
"In this world, there are not many things that have the best of both worlds,"
He Heng crossed his hands behind his head, raised his head and pretended to sigh, "Oh, you have to be willing and rewarding in life..."
Qi Shu just came back from checking the talisman array, and looked at his roommate who suddenly became emotional, with a complicated expression on his face.
#Why is my roommate always so weird#
#Help me what should I do if I can’t keep up with my roommate’s brain circuit#
Gao Yanan was so excited that she posted three circles of friends in a row to celebrate, and excitedly tweeted in the class: "Sincere sincerity makes spirit hahahahaha it really works! French buns are forever gods!"
He Heng: "..."
He Heng felt that he should win back the three bags of tribute French buns for Qi Shu.
After all, my roommate is the real rainmaker behind the scenes.
Qi Shu laughed: "What and what... It's also the first time for me to make such a big battle, I didn't expect it to be successful."
Everyone was very happy, just waiting for the instructor to inform them that they would be free to move in the dormitory in the afternoon after the lunch break. Yang Hao even made up his mind to sleep with his head covered all afternoon to comfort himself with his military posture all morning.
But no one expected that the instructors would come down to the dormitory to watch them stand in military posture.
"The weather is unexpected this afternoon, so the students don't have to go to the training ground for training,"
The instructor of the next class looked more serious, "Class [-] and Class [-] are brother classes, your instructors go to the girls' dormitory to take charge of the girls in these two classes, and I will take you and the boys from Class [-] to the corridor for military training Zi, don’t lean your back against the wall!”
Who the hell didn't expect that things would develop like this, everyone climbed down from the dormitory bed with bitter faces, and began to practice military posture in the corridor.
"What kind of shit is this?"
Xin Yongqiang was full of complaints, "I thought I could rest for an afternoon, but the instructor is too perverted."
Han Bo gritted his teeth: "The only perverts are the instructors of our school - listen to the voices on other floors, they are all talking and chatting happily."
"Do you still need to listen? You look at the corridors on both sides. They are all from other schools to see the excitement."
He Heng stood outside, just in time to see the people standing at the corners of the corridors on both sides, "People must be thinking, what the hell is this school so miserable, it's raining and it doesn't stop, standing in a military posture in the corridors."
Qi Shu was standing next to him, and he happened to be able to see a few figures, and sighed: "Now all schools know the horror of No. [-] Middle School."
In all fairness, the next rain was indeed much cooler, and he didn't feel very hot without ghosts around him.
Standing in a military posture in the corridor is indeed much more comfortable than standing in the sun in the morning, and standing in a long row with the instructors wandering around, it is easy for them to be lazy.
Just looking at the matter of standing in a military posture in the corridor, it is actually not that tiring.
——But the students on the other floors were all playing, chatting and watching the fun.
I feel even more tired than this morning.
...failed.
Qi Shu sighed in his heart, and managed to stay up until eight o'clock in the evening. The instructor who had been watching them practice all afternoon hurriedly finished his dismissal, and went downstairs to his dormitory while cursing: "Damn, I'm just looking for trouble for me. It's raining. Still restless..."
I heard most of the boys in class three: "..."
Damn we want to rest too.
This is a shitty thing that angers people and complains that they are not human inside and out.
"Why don't we stop the rain tomorrow?" He Heng discussed with him in a low voice while fetching water to wash, "Can you only let it be cloudy and not rain? "
"It's ok - if you don't strengthen the formation at night, tomorrow should be cloudy and not rainy."
Qi Shu also didn't want to experience the experience of being watched in military posture again this afternoon, "Just keep it like this, it should be cloudy tomorrow, and it will be cool if there is wind and no sun."
At that time, seeing the rain falling as soon as it said it, He Heng was so surprised that he forgot to ask any questions. Later, he stood in a military posture all afternoon, and now he finally had the opportunity to ask his full stomach of questions.
He thought for a while, and first asked an urgent question: "You drew the talisman on the ground at noon, but it rained for so long in the afternoon, wouldn't it all be washed away?"
"Just let it go away,"
Qi Shu didn't quite understand what he meant, "Why don't you keep that painting as a handmade exhibition?"
He Heng couldn't figure it out even more: "No, it's all washed away, why is it still raining?"
It is very difficult to communicate with this kind of cognitive problem. Qi Shu pursed his lips in embarrassment, trying to think of an appropriate metaphor for him: "It's like... I typed a fake application and submitted it, and then the local Si Yu The official letter came, and it rained enough according to my application. Then I must quickly destroy that fake application, and keep it as evidence?"
He Heng took a breath: "Fake application?!"
He barely jumped up, but Qi Shu was taken aback by his extreme reaction, and almost spilled the water in the basin.
Relying on years of self-cultivation and outstanding moral qualities, Qi Shu barely swallowed the words "Are you sick?" and cared for him as gently as possible: "Are you okay?"
He Heng: "..."
He Heng could clearly feel that he was being insulted.
"No, you can't blame me for my reaction,"
He Heng was quite nervous, "Why are you...a fake application, something big will happen!"
Qi Shu has done so many violations of law and discipline that he didn't even realize the causal relationship between this "false application" and the "major incident" in the first place.
His reaction was so strong that Qi Shu's original cognition was temporarily affected. He introspected without confidence, but still didn't realize where he was breaking the law.
"Didn't I just have a little rain in a small area?"
Qi Shuxin said that those of you who didn't know about this reaction thought I was flooded with water, "There was no natural accident, and there were no serious follow-up effects. What big things could happen?"
Most of He Heng's knowledge about the metaphysical system came from various myths and legends he had heard and read before meeting Qi Shu.He carefully recalled the plot about the "random rain" and was shocked: "In Journey to the West, didn't the Dragon King of Jinghe get killed because of the wrong rain?"
Qi Shu: "..."
Qi Shu advised him sincerely: "Don't believe in those nonsense things."
He Heng was at a loss for a while: "So the four great classics are also not credible?"
Qi Shu had a headache, and always felt that he had done enough to nourish his energy in his daily life if he didn't taunt today: "Otherwise? Which of the four books is documentary literature?"
He Heng: "..."
"I mean, something like that,"
He Heng really doesn't know much about this aspect, "Just, if it rains randomly or something like applying for leave, won't it violate the rules of heaven?"
In the formal metaphysics system, there is no such thing as a "rule of heaven", at most there is a restriction of the law of heaven.
But the way of heaven can't control the small-scale rainfall of the fourth-rank celestial masters.
But Qi Shu probably knew the reason why his roommate was suddenly so excited.
"The fake application is a poor metaphor," he said.
Qi Shu reflected sincerely, "This can't be considered a fake application, at most it's my abuse of power—a genuine fourth-rank celestial master has the right to rain in a small area."
**
Sure enough, the next day was covered with dark clouds all day long, and even the wind that blew was cool and whizzing, as if it had entered late autumn ahead of schedule.
The military training uniform itself consisted of short sleeves and long sleeves outside. Everyone didn't feel cold, and they all hoped that the weather would last for a few more days.
It is best that the next nine days can continue to be so cloudy.
"The next nine days will definitely continue to be cloudy like this."
Qi Shu was refreshed by the cool breeze blowing on the training ground, and he specifically explained to He Heng, "Don't worry, a cloudy day in a small area is not considered a violation of the law."
He Heng couldn't quite tell whether he was explaining sincerely, or making a narrow joke with himself.
For example, I deliberately laughed at myself for being nervous for no reason last night.
"No, no, how could that be?"
Qi Shu suppressed a smile, "Aren't I afraid that you will worry?"
He Heng: "..."
He Heng confirmed that he was just laughing at his unreasonable nervousness last night.
But it was just a joke, Qi Shu was still very moved.
It is true that He Heng's sudden nervousness yesterday seemed strange and unreasonable to Qi Shu at first, but after thinking about it afterwards, he could understand that his roommate was really worried about him from the bottom of his heart.
——Although the point of worry is really ignorant of common sense, so that Qi Shu couldn't react immediately.
I have been in the practice queue all morning, and the instructor finally showed mercy and gave them a 10-minute break. Qi Shu was right next to He Heng, sitting on the ground with his hands propped back, looking relaxed and comfortable. There was also a bit of narrowness after the joke on his face.
It looks very different from the cold and quiet look when we met on the first day, like a little fox who is full of fireworks.
Seeing him staring at him and smiling, He Heng wanted to pinch his face with his hand, but felt that this kind of action was too strange, so he had to suppress his hand that was about to move, and changed the topic to chat nonsense.
Although Qi Shu was afraid of the heat before, he usually brought a ghost with him. It was the first time he had done something like this to directly change the celestial phenomena, and he was still not very experienced.
He looked at the watch on He Heng's wrist, and took advantage of a few minutes of rest time left, stood up and went to the talisman array he had drawn to feel the circulation of Gang Qi carefully.
He Heng felt tired and didn't follow. He sat in the same place and chatted with the people next to him, and then crossed servers to chat with the girls in front.
"My sister, Ling, why didn't you get an internship today?"
He Heng leaned forward and asked Su Xiaoling, "Didn't our instructor say that you looked bad when you looked at your health, and let you be a trainee?"
Su Xiaoling looks thin and petite, and on the first day she succeeded in heat stroke at the mobilization meeting of the grade teacher, she quickly left the impression of "poor health" and "fainting" in the minds of the instructors and class teachers, for fear that she would really What an accident.
When training in the sun yesterday morning, the instructor was worried that she would faint again due to heat stroke, and even took the initiative to let her go to the cool place behind the team for an internship.
Su Xiaoling forced a smile when she heard the words: "It's not hot today, it's okay."
He Heng always felt that her smile was barely crying.
He looked up at the sky, probably understanding why.
This cloudy day is so cloudy that it's going to rain, it's really inappropriate to say that I'm so hot that I'm going to suffer from heat stroke.
Although the heat is not hot at all, it seems a little difficult to avoid training.
"In this world, there are not many things that have the best of both worlds,"
He Heng crossed his hands behind his head, raised his head and pretended to sigh, "Oh, you have to be willing and rewarding in life..."
Qi Shu just came back from checking the talisman array, and looked at his roommate who suddenly became emotional, with a complicated expression on his face.
#Why is my roommate always so weird#
#Help me what should I do if I can’t keep up with my roommate’s brain circuit#
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