I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

I don't know if the good luck amulet given by Qi Shu played a role, but the process of getting the divorce certificate was particularly smooth.

He Guangjie cheated during marriage, and the evidence is so full that it can fill up half of the network drive.He himself knew that the chances of going to a lawyer to file a lawsuit and win the case were very small, so he never thought about dividing the property from the very beginning when he drafted the agreement—he didn’t go home much in the past few years anyway, and his salary was all in his own hands. inside.The only thing that was really put on the agreement was the old wedding room, so there was no big loss.

On the day of receiving the divorce certificate, Sun Zhiwen also came along, looking uncomfortable. He Guangjie persuaded him several times but failed to persuade him to leave.

Anyway, he is a teacher, and his sense of morality seems to be a little higher than that of He Guangjie.Sun Zhiwen went to Liu Xiaolan's side three times in the morning: "Sister-in-law, we are really sorry for you, if you are angry..."

Just now, before the Civil Affairs Bureau opened, he came to this side, but he was stopped by He Heng, and now He Heng went to line up to get a number, and no one stopped him for a while.

Liu Xiaolan took a step back: "Mr. Sun, I'm here to apply for a divorce certificate today. I can't afford to be your 'sister-in-law' anymore. You will be a family from now on."

Sun Zhiwen still looked very guilty: "No matter what you say, we are sorry for you..."

It might be useful to say this kind of thing for the first time, but after chewing it up and spitting it out and then swallowing it back, only nausea remains.Liu Xiaolan didn't want to pick up on him at all, so she just read the divorce agreement again in silence.

Just now, He Heng saw Sun Zhiwen approaching his mother again. After taking the number, he hurried over and looked at him without emotion: "Mr. Sun, what are you going to do?"

Sun Zhiwen looked at him and sighed softly: "Xiao Heng, life for you mother and son will be very difficult in the future. I discussed it with your father, and I can give you another 10 yuan as compensation..."

He Heng almost didn't make him angry: "Mr. Sun, I have been trying my best to respect my teacher. Don't try to test me, can you?"

Sun Zhiwen frowned: "Xiao Heng, why do you speak in a strange way now? You were not like that in junior high school."

He Heng was really puzzled: "It's not like you don't know what you did, why do you have the nerve to ask such a question?"

Seeing that Sun Zhiwen's face was a little restless, He Guangjie couldn't bear to listen to his eccentricity, and reprimanded him: "Why are you talking to the teacher! Do you still understand basic manners?"

"I really don't understand if there are mothers and no fathers."

Usually, Liu Xiaolan would stop He Heng from talking to him like this, but now her mother finally thought about it, He Heng seemed to have broken the seal, and refused to save him any face, "Okay, get the certificate right away Divorced, it's better for the two of you to talk less to me than anything else, so stand far away."

Sun Zhiwen's face changed slightly, but he still spoke softly: "You are still young, and you don't understand the relationship between adults... The teacher also doesn't want to see this situation. After all, we are all victims."

It's very evil.

When will the cheater and the mistress come to fight for the identity of the victim.

He Heng calmly reminded him: "Mr. Sun, if my mother and I are going to file a divorce lawsuit, the two of you should be in the dock right now because of cheating and destroying other people's families. You can't be counted as victims."

This is quite straightforward.Sun Zhiwen digested it for a long time before opening his mouth again: "Xiaoheng, believe it or not, the teacher and your father really want to make up for you, I hope you don't resist..."

"Compensate 10 yuan, and then you will feel at ease, right?"

He Heng looked at him, "This can't be done as a business. Teacher Sun, if you really have a conscience, you should know that spending money can't buy peace of mind, you can only deceive yourself and others."

Sun Zhiwen was struck by his truest intentions by his overly blunt words, and for a moment didn't know what expression to use to treat this student he had taught.

"You are indeed sorry for my mother, and you are also sorry for me. But since we have chosen to divorce, we can write off all these bad things."

He Heng clearly demarcated the boundaries, "I don't need your compensation, and I don't need you to feel sorry every day—it's useless, and you can't manage a meal. In the future, don't show up in front of me and my mother, I will Thank goodness."

……

Maybe human beings really need the way of "spreading fire".

After watching Sun Zhiwen walk away with a livid face, He Heng felt the long-lost feeling of comfort, and happily broadcast live to his little roommate who was far away at school.

H: [Happiness, language can indeed bring ultimate happiness to human beings. 】

H: [Now I am watching my mother go to the window, and they will get the divorce certificate in at most 1 minute. 】

The procedures for the divorce certificate were not complicated. Liu Xiaolan and He Guangjie sat at the window with their ID cards and the agreement within 5 minutes, and each of them turned towards him and Sun Zhiwen with a divorce certificate.

The other half of He Heng's hanging heart finally fell back to the real place firmly.

On big Saturdays, Qi Shu usually chooses to catch up on sleep, and unfortunately missed this exciting moment of witnessing history.

He Heng didn't get a response, but he wasn't discouraged at all. He asked Liu Xiaolan to hold up the divorce certificate and snapped several photos. She even turned the camera and took two selfies with her mother.

The Civil Affairs Bureau has never seen a child whose parents divorced so happily.

The other people who were waiting to be called looked sideways, but He Heng ignored them, picked out two better-looking ones, and sent them to Qi Shu.

H: [Look at this little book, this is the passport to freedom. 】

H: [picture]

H: [picture]

H: [Come out, I even feel that the sun is very bright today. 】

Qi Shu happened to put the phone and the small pieces of paper that Tuantuanzheng used to make a nest together last night, and now the phone vibrated several times in a row, directly waking up the drowsy little ancestor.

Tuantuan may have gotten up suddenly, jumped out of the small piece of paper and jumped onto Qi Shu's bed, raised his paw and patted his face.

Qi Shu: "...!!!"

Relying on years of life-saving stunts, Qi Shu has not yet woken up, and has already ejected from the bed to the ground quickly: "It's Saturday, what's wrong, little ancestor!"

Tuantuan comfortably occupied his bed, ready to go back to sleep: "Your phone is vibrating, I'm afraid you have something important to delay."

Plausible words.

Sincerely.

Qi Shu was so moved by his cat master that he squeezed his fist and read it silently thirty times without getting angry, and yawned and glanced at his phone.

Wechat news has swiped the screen.Except for a few messages from Ban Qun, almost all of them were sent by He Heng, and just as he was unlocking the phone, two more messages came in.

You don't need to look to know how excited you are.

Qi Shu only had time to reply that he had just woken up, and was about to scroll up to see what he had sent, when a voice call came in one after another.

The Saturday of the first year of high school hadn't been frantically requisitioned by the school to make up lessons, so Qi Shu answered the call and went to draw the curtains.

With a sound of "swish", the extraordinarily glaring sunlight broke in from the window that was no longer covered by the curtains, and shone on Qi Shu's bed in a large area.

Tuantuan, who had just slept soundly, blew up again, and jumped off the bed aiming at Qi Shu's head, scratching and scratching.

……

He Heng was on the other end of the phone and was forced to listen to a complete war.

It was also mixed with the angry meowing that rushed to the screen, and the sound of his little boyfriend begging for mercy.

"It's careless."

Qi Shu tugged at his pajamas that had been snagged by the cat's claws in vain, and made a deep self-criticism, "I didn't expect the sun to be so bright today. I thought it would be the warm sun shining on Tuantuan's body."

Yes, it's pretty miserable.

It seems that today's exceptionally bright sunshine is not just a matter of mood.

Maybe the sun is shining today.

Across the two mobile phones, although He Heng's face was distorted with laughter, he still held back his voice politely and socially.

Having raised cats for many years, Qi Shu has long been used to being snagged in clothes and scratched himself from time to time, and quickly adjusted his state: "I haven't had time to read WeChat—how is your side?"

"Very very good."

He Heng and him just felt refreshed physically and mentally, "I just received the divorce certificate 5 minutes ago. Congratulations to me and my mother who are now free single women and free single-parent children."

Although the words are very strange, but in context, it is indeed worthy of congratulations.

There was a lot of noise in the dormitory, and it looked a bit messy when a typhoon passed through.Qi Shu turned on his mobile phone and placed it outside. While packing up the notebook and hangers that fell on the floor, he said to him seriously: "Congratulations, remember to celebrate with Auntie."

He Heng felt that what he said was very reasonable, and reported to him in detail: "My mother is going to reheat the leftover refrigerated braised pork from yesterday, and then cut half of the cabbage cores left over from the day before yesterday's stir-fry. Soup, make a nice dinner and celebrate."

Qi Shu: "..."

That is really rich and very frugal.

The little roommate was silent on the phone for a long time, probably because he was so shocked by the sumptuous dinner at his home that he hadn't organized his words yet.

He Heng was overjoyed: "Hahahahaha, I'm just kidding, how can I eat leftovers of my mother's braised pork, I can even lick the plate clean."

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu was silent for a longer time.

After joking for a long time, He Heng didn't know what was going on with Qi Shu. Anyway, most of his nervousness about speaking soon had subsided, so he took advantage of the situation and sent out an invitation: "Anything to do this afternoon? Would you like to come to my house to have a meal to celebrate? "

This kind of invitation is very abrupt.

Qi Shu didn't quite understand: "It's not appropriate for you to celebrate with your aunt."

"What's inappropriate?"

He Heng felt that his partner's ideological awareness still needs to be improved, "boyfriend, don't you take part in more family activities like this?"

How come his mouth is getting more and more out of touch.

He Heng didn't hide or stop what he said, but Qi Shu was quite nervous for him: "Don't... Auntie is by your side, you should pay attention to what you say."

"Then come here? I'll send you the location."

He Heng persistently invited, "Come on, come on, my mother's cooking is very delicious, come and try it."

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感谢在2021-08-2923:00:40~2021-08-3119:20:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 volts yyds[-];

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!