I heard that my roommate is a celestial master

The braised pork makes you dizzy.

Until he got on the bus to He Heng's house, Qi Shu didn't even think about why he was in a daze for a while, so he hastily agreed to the invitation to celebrate the divorce with him and his mother at He Heng's house.

What a fucking outrageous invitation.

Which ordinary classmate would go to this kind of free family gathering.

He Heng was really a little too excited, he could ask where he was three times in 2 minutes, and then repeated twice to get off at Dongyang Community, remembering that it was Dongyang Community.

It's okay if they are ordinary classmates and roommates, but the two of them confirmed their relationship a few days ago, and it seems strange to go to He Heng's house now.

The more Qi Shu thought about it, the more nervous he became. He asked again and again, so annoyed that Qi Shu turned on location sharing directly, and asked He Heng to stare at the map and the two avatars by himself.

However, He Heng couldn't stop looking at it. He asked why it was a red light when he stopped, and complained that the drivers of this bus were getting older one by one.

Don't worry, it's best to drive slowly.

Before I have figured out how to calmly face He Heng's mother, it is best not to stop forever.

...What if you are caught out?

Can a mother who suffers from her husband's cheating man really accept that her son also likes men?

Won't you hysterically ask them to separate?

Qi Shu was so confused that he almost abandoned his way and followed the Buddha, and even thought about whether he should get out of the car temporarily to buy a string of Buddhist beads.

Maybe it will be covered with pulp along the way.

Maybe I can escape directly into the empty door along the way.

He was thinking wildly when He Heng's phone call came in suddenly.

It is very troublesome to answer the phone on the bus.

It's one thing not to make loud noises in public places. The chaos on the bus, the voice of the stop announcement, the sound of the vehicle starting, and the various sounds of the vehicle are mixed together. It is very difficult to speak or listen.Qi Shu rummaged through his pockets, thankful that he had brought earphones with him when he was about to leave the house, and slowly plugged it in and pressed it to answer.

He Heng's cautious voice came directly from the earphones into his ears: "Then what, Qi Shu, are you still in the car?"

Qi Shu: "..."

Qi Shu calmly said, "Otherwise?"

It takes less than 10 minutes to get on the bus, can you still arrive at the station at the speed of light?

The little roommate's tone was very aggressive.

He Heng said frankly on the other end of the phone: "I can't help it, I'm nervous, I need to tell you something to ease it."

Qi Shu paused for a moment, and the originally chaotic thoughts in his heart were strangely calmed down a lot.

It turned out that he was also nervous.

This realization made Qi Shu feel very relaxed suddenly, as if half of the original tension was suddenly shared.

Qi Shu took a few deep breaths, cleared the Buddhist beads from his mind, and told He Heng: "I'll be at your house in a while, so be careful with what you say...don't talk nonsense like you were at school."

He Heng was dissatisfied: "What's the matter, what is nonsense, I found that my boyfriend's choice of words is very problematic."

The air conditioner was still on in the car, Qi Shu was facing the wind, his face was not too red yet.He pointed it out very seriously: "Just, the word boyfriend, you should be careful not to let auntie hear it."

On the phone, He Heng was half-playing and half-serious: "What's the matter with the word boyfriend, it's what it is, you won't regret it after you say it, boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend."

Qi Shu: "..."

The cool air from the air conditioner doesn't seem to be turned on enough.

"No regrets..."

Qi Shu answered him with great difficulty, "But it's fine at school, but at your house, you have to be more careful."

What else should I pay attention to? My mother knew about it yesterday.

He Heng was afraid that Qi Shu would jump out of the car halfway and run back to school in fright if he said it, so he restrained himself and pretended to be dissatisfied: "We are all together, I don't even have a name, I am so sad woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , my boyfriend doesn't care about me at all."

Although he knew that his appearance was faking, Qi Shu was still a little guilty by what he said.

Let me talk about the names and names first, the main reason is that I still have a Red Luan star that I haven't solved.

Fortune-telling doesn't look at oneself, Qi Shu just wants to calculate, but he can't figure out who is the "beautiful, gentle, talented, educated, polite, and caring for small animals, especially kittens like Tuantuan" in the master's mouth. .

It's not that he has to see that Hongluan star, but he is in Yangcheng No. [-] Middle School now, and he might know that he and Qi Shu have an affair...however he thinks it's awkward.

I don't know if the astrology has changed. If it hasn't changed, I have to find a way to solve it.

Based on this, Qi Shu feels somewhat guilty towards him.However, He Heng has a temperament of hitting snakes with sticks, and has always been the most aggressive: "It's so sad, does my boyfriend like me, does he like it or not?"

Excessive vexatiousness.

It seems that if he doesn't agree, this person can keep making trouble.

Qi Shu had no choice but to reply softly.

But He Heng still didn't think it was enough, so he continued to play tricks on him: "I didn't hear clearly, woo woo woo my boyfriend won't say loudly that he likes me."

Qi Shu: "..."

Still in good spirits.

On Saturday afternoon, there were a lot of people on the bus, chatting, playing with mobile phones, and some people were sitting on chairs to catch up on sleep. They said that they would not notice that one of them was talking on the phone with a headset. What.

But Qi Shu still felt a little bit of an extremely secret excitement.

No one knew what was being said on the phone, but those around him could hear what he was answering.

Qi Shu gathered up his courage for a while, and said softly on purpose and casually: "Okay, I like you...I like my boyfriend very much."

The voice was obviously lower than before, but the other end of the phone also fell silent, and they didn't make a noise saying that they couldn't hear it again.

Two young boys who are just beginning to fall in love, no one is better than the other when it comes to it.He Heng kept talking every day, but he still couldn't resist being hit by such a straightforward straight ball. He held his phone for a while and said, "Boyfriend applies for artificial respiration..."

Qi Shu: "..."

It's really endless.

"No, what I just said seems a bit ambiguous."

He Heng tried his best to explain to him, "I just needed real artificial respiration, not to continue harassing my boyfriend."

Boyfriend doesn't believe it.

He Heng moved his hand from the phone to his face, covering his face tightly: "Really... My boyfriend confessed suddenly, and I almost didn't recover. If you don't believe me, listen, my heart is beating now, faster than usual times."

"Don't listen."

Little Tianshi was very honest at this time, "I also dance very fast."

While listening to the station announcement on the phone, He Heng chatted eagerly with him: "I just asked my heart, and it said it beats faster, it's faster."

The heat on his face needed to be relieved, so Qi Shu followed his topic and chatted: "Then I'm the fastest."

He Heng found another way: "Then I will apply for a boyfriend to like me again, so that I will be doubtfaster."

Qi Shu closed his eyes: "Then I am doubtfastest."

Miscalculated.

Forget that the little roommate has always hidden a strong desire to win.

Moreover, the English vocabulary is much stronger than my own, and if I continue on, maybe the fifth round will be an unfamiliar field that I haven't memorized yet.

The two of them were so naive over the phone, they didn't know who started it first, and they suddenly started laughing together.

Qi Shu was still on the bus. Although his stomach ached a bit from laughing, he kept quiet and looked distractedly at the stop sign at the door.

Why are there still five stops? This driver drives really slowly.

……

From the moment he got home, He Heng hugged his phone by the bedside and laughed nonstop.

Liu Xiaolan had almost passed the excitement after the divorce, put away the divorce certificate in a calm manner, and packed the few clothes and toiletries of He Guangjie that were left at home, and was about to throw them out when she looked back and saw that her son was still there. Holding the phone and laughing.

Although he knew that he was happy because his boyfriend was coming to the house, but this silly boy's appearance was still eye-catching.

"Okay, Xiao Heng, stop playing with your phone, go and help mom throw out the trash."

Liu Xiaolan is very understanding, "Then go to the vegetable market next to the bus station to buy some food, and don't come back in a hurry."

The location of this vegetable market is very detailed.

He Heng was about to pick up his boyfriend at the station, happily accepted the task, and ran downstairs with a mobile phone in one hand and garbage in the other.

Qi Shu heard the voice from the phone, and suddenly became nervous: "Did auntie talk just now?"

"Yes, my mother asked me to go to the vegetable market next to the bus station."

He Heng explained to his boyfriend, "But I think her main narrative object should be the bus station."

Let’s talk about the vegetable market or the bus station first, why does this person make such open phone calls at home?

Is it true that I am not afraid of being heard by my parents or I am used to being rough.

When he arrives at his house by himself in a while, He Heng won't be talking nonsense without concealment.

Qi Shu was so worried that he frowned when he got out of the car and saw He Heng.

He Heng was very sad: "My boyfriend didn't want to smile at all when he saw me, and he frowned bitterly."

Not only that, but your boyfriend is anxious.

"I'll be at your house in a while, you really have to pay attention to what you say."

Qi Shu reminded him very seriously, "After all, my aunt has just divorced, and she has been suffering because of... because her ex-husband is gay. What if your slip of the tongue is caught by my aunt and she can't accept it, what should I do?"

In such an embarrassing matter, no matter how cautious Qi Shu used his words, he still felt embarrassed.

He Heng corrected him: "My mother didn't suffer because my dad was gay. If he had stated clearly from the beginning that he was gay and wouldn't cheat on the marriage, then no one would feel the pain—Qi Shu, homosexuality itself wouldn't make people feel Pain, and it won't hurt anyone else."

Qi Shu sighed: "I understand what you mean. But no matter what, Auntie may find it difficult to accept that her son is also gay. You want to tell Auntie that you want Auntie to know about our relationship. Slow down, take your time."

He Heng pulled him to sit down on the chair at the bus stop: "No, you think my mother is too fragile."

Qi Shu still didn't quite agree: "It's not fragile, but..."

"Qi Shu, no one would invite a classmate or roommate to the first dinner after divorce."

He Heng looked at him seriously, "What I reported to my mother is braised pork for three people—my mother, my boyfriend, and me."