Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Fu Yilan shrugged naturally: "I'm a bad boy, a school bully, I can do everything except study, for example—go to other schools to do nothing."

Chi Yan suddenly showed a head-on expression, and nodded: "Well, it fits the personality very well, please say a few more words and listen."

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"Come on, what's the next sentence that Cao Cao Qie Qie is playing?"

"... Big pearls and small pearls falling on a jade plate."

"Which text is this from?"

"..."Pipa Xing"."

"How did you memorize the whole chapter of Pipa Xing?"

Fu Yilan folded her arms, completely seeing through Chi Yan's tricks, with a very arrogant expression on her face.

"Chi Yan, what's the matter with my words, is it necessary to be so superior?"

Chi Yan laughed crisply, put his hands behind his back, and looked back and forth at Fu Yilan with the attitude of the dean inspecting him: "Don't you know that you have a milky voice when you speak now? It's so cute! Little brother, are you lost? Brother, I will reluctantly be your father~"

Fu Yilan shut her mouth tightly, her expression was a bit stinky, he likes others to praise him for being noble and glamorous, for being smart and decisive, even if they praise him for being proud of the sky, he is so-so.

Neither can it be sweet, soft, or cute.

Fu Yilan's cold face doesn't work for Chi Yan at all. Chi Yan pretends he can't see such a stinky expression, and laughs and laughs with him. Fu Yilan didn't study ancient romance novels, so he slammed Chi Yan against the wall , and say, "No one has ever dared to treat me like this, you, so pure and unpretentious", the boss is already in the past tense, and their present continuous tense is the Japanese light American-style Huaguo youth campus pain literature.

Accidentally bumped into Chi Yan.

Chi Yan is still searching for every trace of youthful characteristics on Fu Yilan, which is completely different from a fully mature masculinity. The blue and white school uniform is loose, without the close-fitting tailoring of a suit. With long legs, you can't hide them at all.

No, why did Fu Yilan grow a pair of good legs when he was young?

The face is also a little baby fat, of course, not as strong as Chi Yan's sustainable baby fat - I eat milk tea, but the jaw line is not as clear as it was when the boss was in power, and the facial features are not fully developed, with childishness, compared to mature cities with sharp edges The beauty Fu Yilan was much softer.

It's all appearances! The 18-year-old shell is filled with a thousand-year-old Yinbi!

Fu Yilan: "Have you seen enough?"

"Not enough."

Fu Yilan sneered, although Chi Yan was not afraid of him, but he had a hundred ways to save face in front of Chi Yan.

"Then show you a big one."

Chi Yan was dumbfounded: "What's the big one?"

Fu Yilan exercised his muscles and bones, and walked lazily towards the urinal. Chi Yan already knew what he was going to show him, and Huarong paled in fright, and the branches trembled wildly. He pointed at Fu Yilan with a trembling index finger: "Don't play hooligans in public!"

Fu Yilan raised an eyebrow: "In the toilet, go to the toilet, is there a problem?"

Go down with your hand and open it.

"Hold!!"

Fu Yilan really talked about a beautiful and strong onslaught, and when the Armstrong cannon with holy light in that BL book came out, Chi Yan had a deeper understanding of how fierce a real onslaught would be.

Chi Yan turned around, his whole body was not well, and he still had time to think about himself, comparing it with Fu Yilan, he was really speechless, and asked the original body, where did you get the courage to fight Fu Yilan?

When Fu Yilan came back, Chi Yan was hiding in the shell, so shy that he didn't even notice that Fu Yilan was by his side. When Fu Yilan made a sound, he almost jumped in fright.

Fu Yilan laughed at him: "You are blushing."

"Hmph, I'm hot."

call out--

A string of winter's bitter wind and rain blowing in through the window.

……

"Give you."

Fu Yilan changed the subject and handed Chi Yan a bottle of fat house water.

Chi Yan was puzzled, why did he suddenly give water to the fat house?When he took it, he found that it was not real fat house water, it was a little blue, but it was still black in essence. Chi Yan lifted it up to let the light from the window penetrate the liquid contained in this transparent plastic water bottle. Even if the lid was not opened, Chi Yan could still smell it. A fragrance that can be described as charming.

Chi Yan half-closed his eyes and observed fascinatedly: "Did Pepsi melt the wrapping paper into it? Why is it turning blue?"

"Drink it."

When Fu Yilan talked about business, he always used an irresistible tone. Chi Yan was aroused with rebellious psychology and squinted at him. Fu Yilan sighed and softened his tone: "I won't harm you."

For no reason, Chi Yan thought of what the protagonist Shou Xiao Zhuo said to him: "Don't intervene! I won't harm you!"

This smell is too strong!

It's hard to believe that the protagonist of Pain Campus Literature speaks an authentic dialect, how can it hurt again after hearing too much!

Fu Yilan didn't know what Chi Yan was thinking, and laughed to himself like a crazy person, but Chi Yan really didn't have any doubts, he unscrewed the lid and took a sip, his pale lips instantly became fresh and moist.

Looking at Chi Yan's current appearance, Fu Yilan was very dissatisfied. She was so skinny that she was only skinny. The loose school uniform could only bulge up when the wind got in. Her complexion was so pale that it didn't touch any warm colors. In some places, the skin was so thin that it almost became transparent. Thin blue blood vessels can be seen.

A demeanor of going to the underworld at any time.

Maybe some people like this fragile and fragile one, but Fu Yilan doesn't like it at all.

Chi Yan also sensed Fu Yilan's displeasure: "What's wrong with you? I didn't quarrel with you, did I?"

Fu Yilan said inexplicably and quietly: "I would rather you be fatter, like a little fat guy."

Chi Yan hated people mentioning the word "fat" to him the most, no less than Fu Yilan being called "milk". He was so angry that he complained and lifted his clothes: "What do you mean! Are you acting weird? I'm not fat at all Well, I meet the health indicators, you can't say that I am fat, you should say that I have a well-proportioned and beautiful fat distribution on my body, why am I so thin?!"

Chi Yan thought he was in his original body shape, and Fu Yilan was already a teenager. He just because he was in this mountain, forgot that he had also become the standard measurements of a sick and beautiful boy.

Chi Yan touched his ribs, which were arranged like harp strings, and tears filled his eyes with praise: "I never imagined that when I opened my eyes, I would suddenly lose weight and it would happen to me."

Fu Yilan rolled his eyes: "Deformed aesthetics." He thought: I have to make him fatter.

Fu Yilan only transferred to another school next month. According to the plot, the two of them were still strangers. When they went out, they pretended not to know each other. When they left the toilet, Chi Yan found that he was not so fragile anymore.

Is it the bottle that Fu Yilan gave him to drink?

Chi Yan waved his fist imitating the King of Fighters, and hit Fu Yilan on the chest with moderate force, but Fu Yilan didn't move.

Chi Yan asked him happily: "What did you drink for me? Red Bull?"

"No."

"In the water glass... did you make it yourself? Did you squeeze the fruit juice?"

Fu Yilan smiled, and responded positively to Chi Yan's questioning: "I squeezed it out of love."

The old man Chi Yan took the subway phone: "Ouch, the real oil is really disgusting!"

He suddenly realized: "Did you wash your hands when you handed me the juice just now?"

Fu Yilan said without hesitation, "No."

"You are really disgusting!"

Chi Yan went back to the classroom, Fu Yilan went in another direction, and went to other places to idle around.

Before parting, Fu Yilan specially told him: "Chi Yan, this world is not so simple, cheer up, don't be so fishy."

"I'm going to get nervous when you say that!"

"The right amount of tension helps improvisation."

Fu Yilan left gracefully, looking at his graceful back, Chi Yan wondered, Fu Yilan was so tall, how could he snatch such a well-fitting school uniform?Wearing a school uniform, frank and frank, no wonder even the sharp-eyed dean failed to catch him.

It was a rare sunny afternoon. The mathematics, physics, and biology teachers originally planned to try it out, whoever wins the physical education class, but now they have to give up. It has been raining for too long, and the students will get moldy if they don't take the physical education class.

Although it was sunny, the light was still bleak, piercing the skin like blades, without any warmth.

Chi Yan didn't have to sweat on the playground with his classmates. He was in poor health, and the physical education teacher only dared to let him sit aside to rest. It was fine for a sick man to force him to attend physical education classes. If he didn't pay attention, Chi Yan had already passed away.

But Chi Yan said, he drank Fu Yilan's Red Bull, and he was really in good health. He just wanted to run a standard physical test of 1000 meters and refresh the school record. A dead house like him has never wanted to exercise like this, but he explained to the physical education teacher Intent, the physical education teacher's shocked and trembling expression was written all over his face: Are you trying to hurt me by riding a horse? !

So Chi Yan could only curl up in the shade under the flower stand to get moldy.

This world is too lonely, without friends, Fu Yilan is still a homeless person outside the school, leaving him with only two lingering lungs.

Chi Yan saw two big men from the foreign class walking towards the place where their class could move freely.

He was coming towards the protagonist Shou Xiao Zhuo.

He thought of the plot, the two well-developed school team sportsmen came to bully Xiao Zhuo, and thought Xiao Zhuo looked delicate and weak, without masculinity.

Chi Yan is speechless, Xiao Zhuo is a beauty, why do you have extravagant expectations about him?

Chi Yan then looked at Xiao Zhuo who was leaning against the flower stand, good guy, this simple beauty is kicking shuttlecock with the girls!Will play a lot of tricks!The girls laughed like silver bells and cheered him on, Xiao Zhuo kicked him and shouted "Oh my god".

Chi Yan understood, and he didn't blame the two cannon fodder villains for bullying Xiao Zhuo. Xiao Zhuo's appearance was easy to be bullied among adolescent boys.

The incompatibility between Xiao 0 and straight men.

In the original text, the boys' club of the school team threw a basketball at Xiao Zhuo, and Chi Yan subconsciously blocked it for Xiao Zhuo. He found out that he had a special feeling for Xiao Zhuo.

Cough blood?

When Chi Yan transmigrated into this world, he always had a sixth sense - he should be "Lu Zhishen who buried flowers", and being sick and weak was just a superficial condition, and he only needed a Snickers bar to be himself.

Now he knows what this Snickers bar is. It turned out to be a love red bull made by Fu Yilan.

Chi Yan rolled up his sleeves and went to Xiao Zhuo's place.

Pretending to go~