Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Generally speaking, when Chi Yan encounters this kind of situation, he will use Fu Yilan's leftovers to meet these two cannon fodder. As long as they dare to brush the basketball over his noble body, Chi Yan will dare to perform at a professional level The half-dead, rolled on the ground for three and a half weeks, hugged the legs and feet of the cannon fodder, please prepare for the medical expenses.

In view of the fact that he was going to play a beautiful, strong and tragic character, it was too shameless to be so shameless. He should go to the physical education teacher in a cold and steady manner, and make a small report without anyone noticing.

But Chi Yan didn't know what was wrong with him. He just wanted to be upright. When he was this energetic and willful for the first time, a high-profile slogan even popped up in his mind: When the air is shaking and cold, we are weak Should stand up.

The cannon fodder is tentatively named Zhao Si and Nicholas. The two races are one Eurasian and one Asian. The closer Chi Yan gets, the more intuitively he can feel the great advantage of their size, like a pair of twin towers.

Chi Yan's inexplicable confidence made him feel that he could handle it completely. He was so confident that Zhao Si and Nicholas didn't even notice that a sick man was walking towards them with arrogance.

Nicholas hissed, and the white man whistled, seemingly habitually: "My God, look at that sissy."

Chi Yan almost tripped, what's the matter with your interpreter accent?

Zhao Si let the basketball that would later become the murder weapon spin like a globe on the tip of his index finger, with a smirk on his face: "Xiao Zhuo, come and play basketball with us, what's the matter with girls?"

Xiao Zhuo was terrified. Although he came from a wealthy family, he had too little mind, and he was at the mercy of others. Apart from being the school bully's humanoid cash machine, he was often bullied by petty trouble. Annoying enough.

Nicholas said exaggeratedly, "Why do you play with girls every day? Why don't you go to the women's bathroom?"

Xiao Zhuo burst into tears: "I will take me away from the women's restroom!"

Chi Yan abruptly inserted himself into this heinous old-fashioned campus face-slapping plot. Xiao Zhuo's uselessness was left to Chi Yan to use his tattered body to shield him from the wind and rain, and to leave Fu Yilan to slap him in the face to pretend Forced, but after drinking classmate Fu's Love Red Bull, Chi Yan decided to reluctantly take on Fu Yilan's task, stood in front of Xiao Zhuo, and said coldly: "What's wrong with him just wanting to play with girls? You only play with men, I am Shouldn't I laugh at you too?"

Zhao Si and Nicholas looked at each other.

Nicholas narrowed his eyes: "Give him some color."

Chi Yan: "If you want to do it, show me some yellow."

Zhao Si: "You are so useless, are you sure you want to mess with us?"

Chi Yan sneered.

I thought: The feeling of playing Meiqiang is so cool!It's much more refreshing to pretend to be aggressive than to stab a knife secretly.

Even the group of people who usually have a crush on Chi Yan because of Chi Yan's ignorant temper, can't hide their starry eyes now.

But Chi Yan understands that as long as he fails to maintain Long Aotian's tone and posture, then he is standard handsome for less than three seconds.

The basketball twirled by Zhao Si's fingertips fell lightly into his wide palm. Zhao Si glanced at Nicholas, and Nicholas made encouraging eyes. It is more accurate to describe it as sly and malicious.

Zhao Si made the standard action of throwing the ball, tightened his wrists, put his ten fingers on the ball to exert force, the bones, muscles, and tendons tensed into a bowstring, and the basketball formed an orange arc, the target was Chi Yanhe Xiao Zhuo behind Chi Yan, in their expectation, according to Chi Yan Daiyu's burial of flowers, a basketball can kill two birds with one stone.

Xiao Zhuo knew Chi Yan's physical condition better than anyone else. He didn't expect that the deskmate who never gave him a good word could be so righteous. He was so moved that he burst into tears—he didn't stop crying, and suddenly he had courage. No longer flinching, grabbed Chi Yan's school uniform: "Brother dei, get out of the way, I'll carry it!"

This weak willow Fufeng, the deskmate who had to be supported by him for nine days in class for ten days, he couldn't move it?

Chi Yan: Nonsense, I am Lu Zhishen's burial flower.

Under the acceleration given by the big boy, the basketball is as fast as a giant bullet. When approaching two meters away, people will instinctively dodge it. Xiao Zhuo has already squatted down with his head in his arms. Basically, there are girls here. Being able to verbally condemn, on the contrary, strengthens Nicholas Zhao Si's vanity, and becomes the focus of a group of girls. Whether it is malicious or cursing, in the heart of such a straight man with low EQ, it is unavoidably a kind of complacency that blesses the aura of the opposite sex .

Under the normal reaction, Chi Yan should have been the first to run away, and he had to turn directly to the dean's office to add fuel to the behavior of the bad students. With his sharp tongue, he could convince the dean that Nicholas Zhao Si wanted Murder him, and give a huge and desirable punishment.

However, this time, Chi Yan was not afraid at all. The ball had already hit his face, and the girl closed her eyes in surprise. With such force, it could smash Chi Yan's nose.

Chi Yan suddenly reached out to grab the basketball, and now he fully believed that these incredible changes were given to him by Fu Yilan's loving Red Bull, because he felt that the bottle of Red Bull really turned into a running Red Bull, galloping like a running Red Bull in his body. , glowing and heating like the turbulent flow of a power plant.

Chi Yan made the second throwing action in his life - the first time he was ridiculed by his friends like holding a urinal, and he vowed to play basketball again. He is the grandson of everyone here, well, this is a flag.

The basketball flew away immediately, and it was even more fierce, urgent and faster than when it came. It was no longer a leisurely arc, and it hit Nicholas and Zhao Si straightly.

With two wailings, the Twin Towers collapsed.

Chi Yan only hated himself for not taking off his school uniform jacket in advance, so that he could gracefully grab the jacket and turn around, letting the jacket fly out like a cloak, draped over his shoulders, so handsome.

If he was another little shou, he would cry and marry him.

But with his pockets in his pocket, he turned his head and walked away, ignoring Xiao Zhuo's "Emma is amazing!" and the girls' applause and cheers. Doing this is completely different from his approachable personality, but he is really pretending to be tough. So handsome that he even deceived himself.

No matter how big the campus is, there is only this small world framed by walls. Chi Yan's useless counterattack, the heroic deeds of sick seedlings and slaps in the face are known to all the neighbors and right classes, and the boys are willing to take the initiative to talk to him. In the past, it was embarrassing with Chi Yan At the scene, don't try to find a common topic, Chi Yan thinks they have low IQ, and they think Chi Yan is too stinky.

Now that they are fighting against each other, Chi Yan has embarrassed the two school bullies they all hated, so why can't they come to congratulate and worship each other warmly.

So in addition to the stars eyes of the girls, Chi Yan also gained the stars eyes of the boys. Xiao Zhuo's stars are the biggest, and his accent is the strongest.

Under the strong request of everyone, Chi Yan put on the airs set by the cold and cold people, and "reluctantly" told the story of mediocrity, and everyone's eyes read brightly - you are mediocre Gu Tianle.

Even when school was over, the boy group wanted to invite him to travel with him. Chi Yan explained to the system confidently:

This is because they are rushing to post on me, I have already melted coldness and rebelliousness into the bones, you can't judge me as a collapsed person.

System: [... I didn't say anything]

Chi Yan kept his fart full, and his eyes were cold: "I don't like to walk with others."

This time, he finally got his wish and took off his school uniform jacket, and when he turned his head and walked away, the hem of the jacket drew a full arc.

The boys actually thought: "Damn, did I have an illusion, why do I think Brother Yan is awesome?"

"Plus 1" "Plus 1" "A man who is handsome can fight means he can do whatever he wants!"

Xiao Zhuo pestered Chi Yan and wanted to see him off, and asked Chi Yan to repay him with a meal, but Chi Yan coldly refused, and aggrievedly handed over the imported leather schoolbag to the respectful butler, who carried it into the gleaming Cadillac, this Many young boys like to watch gangster movies and novels, and what they envy the most is the Cadillac driven by the gangster boss.

The one that Xiao Zhuo sat on was still a limited edition, and the silver flashed blindingly to everyone.

The boys looked helplessly at the whizzing Cadillac and sighed: "Well, you can do whatever you want with money!"

Chi Yan really hates him. When he was the overlord, he didn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers. Sai Li had a better temperament and image than the butler, and his car was also low-key and luxurious. How could he have such a rich style?

But now his noble feet are walking on the ground, and no one is carrying him, not to mention Cadillac, he can't even walk around.

After walking 500 meters, there was no one wearing the uniform of the same school around him, which meant that no one would know him. At this time, Chi Yan's human form was forced to walk with him in his pocket.

Fu Yilan squinted at Chi Yan rolling up his sleeves and striding away with a red face, and he was about to walk in front of him a few times, so he had to stretch out his arms to wrap his arms around his waist and bring him back.

Chi Yan aggrievedly followed Fu Yilan's speed, complaining: "Don't let me interfere with my youthful sweat."

Fu Yilan was speechless: "Have you forgotten what it feels like to be sick? Save some energy."

Chi Yan: "No, young people have no reservations."

Fu Yilan: "You are called a typical skin, and you want to go to the house to expose the tiles."

Chi Yan: "Then you want to hit me? Huh? Fu Ma?"

Fu Yilan leaned over and blew into his ear: "Do you want a spanking?"

"I'm going!! You've exceeded the standard number of hooligans today!!"

Fu Yilan smiled and was not as knowledgeable as him, and accompanied Chi Yan home, walked in the dark alleys, walked around, opened an umbrella, and the umbrella tilted towards Chi Yan, Chi Yan accounted for two thirds, Fu Yilan accounted for one third One, half of the body is outside the umbrella.

Although Chi Yan was a little moved by this classic clichéd but unsatisfactory behavior of making the girls eat their mouths full of candy, but: "It's not raining!!!"

Fu Yilan calmly said, "I'm happy, why not shade the sun?"

Wow—it's raining heavily.

Fu Yilan's expression remained unchanged: "I'll cover the rain, can't I?"

Chi Yan laughed at him haha, gathered together with densely overlapping footsteps, and walked home quickly, attacking Fu Yilan on the way, Fu Yilan could only become Chi Yan's defeat because he wanted to hold an umbrella.

Fu Yilan: "Be careful, I'll touch you later."

Chi Yan still launched a meowing fist at Fu Yilan: "Aren't you afraid of being harmonious, big brother?"

"You're 18, I'm 18, whichever website our setting is placed on, it's in line with the standard."

"Meet the standard above the neck."

Fu Yilan pinched Chi Yan's face with his fingers like lightning, slyly: "Do I meet the standard?"

Chi Yan immediately begged for mercy: "I was wrong, you are too suitable, let me go, I can't leave a trace on my flowery face!"

Fu Yilan let go of Chi Yan's face, closed the umbrella, and countless drops of water poured down the umbrella ribs.

Chi Yan took out the key and opened the door.

A smile froze on his face.

Dilapidated houses, moldy walls, crumbling windows.

Fu Yilan took a look, Chi Yan's "house" was so dilapidated that it was about to leak.

Chi Yan wailed: "There is no such thing as a big mansion!! My big mansion!!"