Baby, it turns out that you are the gong

Ye Xiu was lying on the bed, holding the back of his head in a daze, and the police next to him called out from time to time. He made an appointment with Xiao Linzi to form a team to kill monsters, and Xiao Linzi was waiting online.

Xiao Linzi's name is Lin Cheng, and he lives in the same community as Ye Xiu, only three buildings away. There is also a little bitch named Sun Jian in this community. The three of them have been fooling around together since kindergarten.

But Ye Xiu is not interested in fighting monsters. There is one more person in the house, not because he has the sense of territory being violated, it's just awkward.

You said that such a cloud is white, clean and gentle, cousin?No matter how you think about it, it would be great to change to a cousin. Without a cousin, cousins ​​and cousins ​​can also be successful, but it happens to be a cousin, not to mention that he is a generation taller than himself, and he is still a shit champion. Is the young master making trouble?

Ye Xiu was so stuffed up and down that he couldn't breathe, he rolled his eyes while lying on the bed.

Of course, rolling his eyes won't solve the problem, this matter is beyond his ability to solve, so Ye Xiu got up, flipped through Xiao Linzi's sign, told him to greet a group of brothers, and went off to kill monsters.

The Ye family is definitely a good-five family. Although the family's savings do not exceed seven figures, the petty bourgeoisie lives a pleasant life.

Handsome guy Ye is an engineer of a certain construction company, not to mention that beautiful woman Yin also took the position of office director with her qualifications as a flower in the [-] factory. In Ye Xiu's words, now in their house, Dad Ye is in charge , Ye Ma is responsible for shopping and prodigal, and he himself is left to eat and thrive.

In view of such a pair of incomprehensible parents, it is conceivable that Ye Xiu lived quite comfortably.

When others go to all kinds of hard cram schools, he disassembles stools, tables, and TVs at home; when others learn Olympiad, piano, harmonica, and violin, he plays computer and games at home. The model of the classical Suzhou garden-style bungalow was disassembled for play, and was almost beaten to death by Dad Ye with the sole of his shoe.

After beating Ye Xiu, he rubbed Ye Xiu's red and swollen buttocks again, and said frightfully, "It's my son!"

Despite playing like this, this guy's grades are among the best. As long as he doesn't suddenly have a brain twitch in every exam, he will either be first or second.

For this reason, Ye Xiu's homeroom teacher once had a passionate talk with Ye's father and Ye's mother: "This kid is a seedling of a top student, as long as he finds a cram school for a little tutoring during the holidays and strengthens the key points, I can guarantee , is definitely the first in the grade, no, it is possible to be the first in the province!"

Ye's father and Ye's mother agreed well at the time, and when they turned around, they all wondered: "Is our monkey so smart?"

Ye Ma twisted the water snake's waist, picked up a strand of curly hair on her chest, and screamed: "Oh, why is your hair like straw? Well, dear, Xiao Xiuxiu, you can just figure it out!"

When Dad Ye came home, he faced a room full of stools, chairs and cabinets with missing arms and short legs, etc. After thinking about it, no matter how smart a monkey is, it is still a monkey after all. Didn’t Sun Wukong never fight the Tathagata Buddha?

Therefore, Ye Xiu did not become a top student in the end, but he was admitted to a key middle school. His homeroom teacher said to everyone: "This child, what a pity, what a good seedling!" It is her plan to cultivate a top student.

Seeing that high school is after the summer vacation, Ye's father and Ye's mother are still not conscious, they are not conscious, and Ye Xiu is certainly not conscious, playing games every day and getting carried away, in the eyes of other parents, it is absolutely outrageous.

Ye Xiu led a group of people to kill the monsters and exited the game. Nima, it's almost a little bit soon, and Xiao Linzi is still chatting on oo: "Little Xiuxiu, didn't you go pick up your cousin today? How about it?" , bring it out tomorrow for us to take a look at?"

"Are you not sick? A big man also needs to see it? I said buddy, you won't do anything under Wang Linlin's attack, right?"

Xiaolinzi sent a big question mark: "What?"

"That's all!"

"What the hell?"

Ye Xiu took a sip of mineral water: "It's nothing!"

Too lazy to chat with Xiao Linzi, Ye Xiu grabbed a pair of shorts and went straight to the bathroom.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, the door of the bathroom was pulled open from the inside. The uncle had a towel on his shoulder, his wet hair, and a half-worn jersey.

He was tall, half a head taller than Ye Xiu, and already looked like a serious man. When he saw Ye Xiu, he was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Haven't you slept so late?"

Ye Xiu thought in his heart, "What's none of your business?" He couldn't help but took a step forward, secretly compared, damn, it's really half a head taller, depressed.

and many more……

Cousin doesn't wear glasses!

No, that's not the point, anyone wouldn't wear glasses in the shower, the point is, this person's eyes are really beautiful.

Maybe it was steamed by the mist while taking a bath, and the black and white eyeballs were covered with a layer of water mist, moist, this person loves to smile, his eyes are slightly bent, the corners of the eyes are slightly raised, with a little... ...Ye Xiu thought about it hard, and then he thought of Su Daji's eyes, the vixen's eyes, in "Feng Shen Bang 2" that he had accidentally seen on TV recently!

To be able to think of a vixen from a man's eyes, Ye Xiu was stunned by his mind.

The cousin saw that he was holding underwear in his hand, and knew that he was going to take a bath, so he hurried out of the way and reminded: "The water is a bit cold, you can adjust it!"

Ye Xiu resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and closed the door with a bang.

Uncle smiled at the door, thinking, what a spoiled guy.

Ye Xiu hurriedly took a shower, summer is really not a day, even in an air-conditioned room, just looking at the slumped city outside the window can make you sweat, not to mention he ran a train today Station, picked up a cousin.

The next morning, Ye Xiu was woken up by Ye Mama's high-decibel roar. He grabbed his phone in a daze and looked at it. It was just six o'clock. Could it be that Miss Yin leaned over her?

Ye Xiu had only slept for five hours, and was dying of sleepiness.

He turned over, put the thin quilt between his legs, hugged the quilt comfortably, and was about to go back to sleep, but Ye Ma rushed in, screaming while pulling his quilt: "Baby, Get up, baby, we have breakfast at home!"

Ye Xiuteng sat up suddenly, and looked at his mother with a constipated face: "Ms. Yin Yuexiu, your son is already 15 years old, can you have some snacks?"

Mother Ye raised her eyebrows: "Why, if I'm not my son at the age of 15, then I'm not your mother? What's wrong with calling me baby?"

Ye Xiu felt dizzy, hugged the quilt and fell back on the bed. He was too lazy to complain about the nicknames "Little Xiuxiu" and "Baby".

Mother Ye completely ignored her son's frustration, her eyes glowed green: "Baby, do you know? Xiaofan made breakfast, including fried eggs, fried rice noodles, and squeezed soy milk to heat the milk. I really didn't realize that he really knows how to cook." Dinner, get up quickly, our family hasn't had a hot breakfast for a long time!"

Ye Xiu said angrily: "Beauty Yin, it's not 'long time', our family has never had a hot breakfast."

"Stinky boy!" Ye Ma's face as a great mother was scorned by her son, and the lion immediately roared: "Where are you talking so much nonsense when you ask you to get up to eat? I will count one, two, three, and if I don't get up, I will beat you!"

Ye Xiu has black lines all over his head. The threats he heard have not changed since he was a child. Beauty Yin, how lazy are you?

Speaking of breakfast, Ye Xiu wondered, that person woke up after sleeping so late last night?Sure enough, he is a hard-working and simple five-good young man.

After he finished brushing his teeth and washing his face slowly, he moved to the restaurant and saw that the family of three were eating happily.

Mother Ye never forgot to greet her son while sucking fans: "Come on baby, Xiaofan heard that you like noodles, so I specially made tomato egg noodles for you."

Ye Xiu's face turned dark when he heard this nickname, and he couldn't help but glance at his cousin. The man didn't seem to hear him and was whispering something to Father Ye. Just as he was about to blink, his cousin suddenly looked over and looked at him. Laughed a bit.

Cousin's smile was actually the same as yesterday's, but Ye Xiu, an awkward child, could see something suspected of setting up a stage to watch a play from it.

Mother Ye didn't know that her son's self-righteous image of a man had been successfully destroyed by her, and she was still flattered: "Xiaofan is really amazing, not only made breakfast, but also cleaned up the study, I have never seen such a diligent man child."

It turned out that this person was cleaning the house last night, no wonder he went to bed so late.Ye Xiu glanced at the face in front of him, red, yellow, and green, looking very appetizing.

The cousin said neither humble nor overbearing: "I've been used to doing it since I was a child, so it's nothing!"

Ye Ma is a glass heart, and her eyes immediately turned red: "You are so young, it is really difficult for you."

Cousin smiled, he had heard such words a lot, and he never felt that there was anything embarrassing, everyone had their own lives.

Although Ye Xiu's dream was disturbed, he is now at the age when a half-child eats a poor old man, so it doesn't matter how much, he picks up the bowl and wheezes hard, finishing a bowl of noodles in twos and twos, After eating it, I realized that the taste is really good, many times better than the one made by his mother.

It's a pity the bowl is a small bowl, so...

He watched eagerly as his parents ate the noodles with relish, it seemed delicious.

There are only three plates of noodles, a few fried eggs, two cups of soy milk, and two cups of milk.

Ye Xiu drank the milk in front of him, started to attack the egg again, and couldn't help muttering, "There's so little, how can I feed the cat?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a plate of fans in front of him.

The uncle pushed the frame of the mirror: "I haven't eaten yet, you can eat it!"

Before Ye Xiu said anything, Mama Ye knocked a pair of chopsticks over, and there was a loud bang. "Are you starved to death and reincarnated? If you eat your own and dare to touch other people's, it's useless!"

Ye Xiu was so angry that he wanted to throw the plate, did he eat it?have you eaten?

Uncle hurriedly said: "It's the first time I'm doing it. I don't know how much everyone eats. I'm afraid it will be wasted, so I cook less. But I feel a little hungry after getting up, so I ate a few pieces of bread first, so I'm not hungry now. Sister-in-law, please don't eat." Scold Axiu, he is just at the age of growing up, I understand his troubles!"

Papa Ye suddenly realized: "Oh yes, I bought some calcium tablets for Xiaoxiu today!"

Mother Ye touched Ye Xiu's face distressedly, as if she knew that her son was at the critical stage of physical development: "Oh baby, mom will go buy stick bones today and come back to make soup for you!"

Ye Xiu felt tired of this handsome couple from the bottom of his heart!