Baby, it turns out that you are the gong

After breakfast, Ye's father and Ye's mother were busy going to work, and the cousin took over the job of washing dishes and cleaning up the house in a very sensible way, so happy that Ye's mother seemed to be back. If she hadn't taken into account that someone was watching, she might have jumped on it .

Ye Xiu pushed the plate away after eating, ready to go back to sleep.

During the day, he couldn't find anyone to play with. At this time, his buddies were sent to cram schools like prisoners by their parents.

What is going to high school soon? What is high school?Those were the most terrible three years in your life. It was as if if you didn't hang your head and stab your butt in these three years, you would have no hope for the rest of your life.

Isn't the most important thing in life is eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou?

Ye Xiu was sleeping in the dark, when someone knocked on the door, the sound was so loud that he was so annoying that he wanted to curse.

Before he could answer, the door opened and my cousin entered without invitation.

He was still wearing a white shirt, with jeans underneath, but it didn't seem like the one from yesterday, this one seemed to be newer, Ye Xiu could guess it with his toes, it must be street goods.

"Did I say 'please come in'?" Ye Xiu turned over, intending to continue sleeping.

Cousin stood by the bed. It was the first time he entered Ye Xiu's room. After a quick glance, he frowned slightly, but still asked kindly, "It's almost noon, what do you want to eat?"

Ye Xiu's eyes lit up when he heard about the food, he felt his brain shrinking from being poisoned by the gutter oil outside.

"I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs, spicy chicken, braised pork with preserved vegetables, and boiled fish!" A list of dish names came out, and the lips were not slippery at all.

"Okay, I'll do it!"

I don't know if it was Ye Xiu's delusion, but the uncle looked at him, thinking something was wrong, just like... Wang Linlin's mother next door was overflowing with maternal love when she took her little flower dog for a walk.

Damn, do you really think of yourself as an uncle?

Ye Xiu got up with a grunt, and suddenly called out to his cousin who was about to turn around: "Yunfan, I like hard rice!"

Biao Shu was slightly taken aback: "Understood!" The embarrassment Ye Xiu imagined did not appear.

Ye Xiu was very disappointed that the cousin didn't show face. He felt that this uncle who didn't know where he came from was a scheming and smiling fox. He knew how to laugh all day long.

But, Alilujah, how will you spend this summer vacation?

If Yunfan is not an uncle but a brother, it would be easier to take him to play games together... Well, uncle should also like to play games, right?

Not to mention the city, but who in the countryside would not know how to play Plants vs. Zombies?His number one scholar cousin can't be better than a child, can he?

Ye Xiu thinks he should be like this, his cousin cooks for him, he takes his cousin to play, and we all live in peace with each other.

Dinner is served on time at twelve o'clock, two dishes and one soup, sweet and sour pork ribs, soy green vegetables, pumpkin soup!

Ye Xiu glared at his uncle in dissatisfaction, where's the spicy chicken, preserved vegetables and braised pork?

The cousin helped Ye Xiu serve a bowl of soup, and he didn't take Ye Xiu's black face seriously at all, smiling: "It's just the two of us at noon, this is enough, I'll make more tonight!"

That's about the same, Ye Xiu wrinkled his nose, and couldn't wait to grab a piece of pork ribs that were shiny and sprinkled with white sesame seeds. Well, it was delicious, and a sense of satisfaction was born spontaneously!

"Drink the soup first!" The cousin pushed the soup in front of him.

Ye Xiu looked at his cousin very pleasing to the eye at the moment, there is no way, who told Ye Ma's housework scum to a certain level, ordinary people can't understand Ye Xiu's deep desire and nostalgia for delicious food.

The soup was yellow-orange-orange, rich and sweet. There was absolutely no thickened soup, it was made from pumpkin slowly boiled. Ye Xiulian took the pumpkin with the soup and took a few breaths to finish it. As soon as he dropped the bowl, he attacked the sweet and sour pork ribs.

Mama Ye was right, he was reincarnated from starvation!

After he finished a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, the cousin said slowly, "You can't just eat meat, but also eat more vegetables."

Ye Xiu just finished two bowls of rice with ribs, drank another bowl of soup, belched, he was full!

Looking at the plate of vegetables, he finally felt a little hot on his face, so he struggled and said, "Let me help you wash the dishes at noon!"

It was meant to be polite, but my cousin nodded, "Okay!"

Ye Xiu's eyes widened, and he didn't slow down for a long time.

Uncle was holding green vegetables one by one, and Ye Xiu couldn't hear the sound of chopsticks hitting the bowls and plates, nor could he hear the "chirp" sound when he bit into the back of the teeth. He ate very seriously. Very careful and very fragrant.

Ye Xiu stared at him for a long time. He was quite annoyed at first, but after staring at him, his thoughts quickly went astray.

Cousin's lips are sharply angled, and they are a healthy red, paired with green vegetables... Ye Xiu suddenly felt that the vegetables must also be delicious.

After his cousin finished eating, Ye Xiu asked persistently, "Do you really want me to do the dishes? I've never done the dishes before!"

While cleaning up the bowls, my uncle said without raising his head, "You have to wash it yourself. If you regret it now, I can do it too!"

"Who regrets it? Don't you just wash the dishes?"

"That's fine, you wash the dishes, I'll mop the floor!"

After packing all the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen, my cousin really let go and went to carry the bucket to mop the floor. Ye Xiu looked at the bowls in the sink and snorted, "You really don't treat yourself like an outsider!"

Washing the dishes, I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run away. Every day on TV, "use chrysanthemum, easy to rinse" and "does not hurt hands, no residue". We are 15 years old, and the sky is falling to that stop You can get it without tiptoeing.

After a while of ping-pong-pong, Ye Xiu finally finished washing the dishes without any risk, and wiped the kitchen as well, feeling pretty good. When he came out, the floor was shiny, but his cousin was nowhere to be seen.

What's the best thing to do after lunch?Of course it's a fight and then a good night's sleep.

As soon as Ye Xiu walked into the living room, he heard noises in his room. The door was wide open. When he went over, his cousin was arranging his desk and bookshelves.

He may have been tidying up for a while. The dishes and CDs that Ye Xiu threw away were all put into the drawer, the dirty clothes and smelly socks were piled up on the chair, and the books, notebooks, and test papers were all stacked with bookmarks...

Ye Xiu leaned on the door frame and looked at him lazily: "You came to our house to be a nanny?"

The uncle kept his hands on his hands: "Anyway, I'm idle, it's a matter of convenience." What he said was as simple as his attire, and he seemed to be able to smell the fragrance of the earth after sniffing.

Ye Xiu felt that his eyesight was dull, this person was not pretending to be aggressive, but a bitch!

In Ye Xiu's eyes, criminals pretending to be aggressive are much cuter. He went over and snatched the book from his cousin: "Don't mess with it, come and play games with me!"

As soon as these words came out, both of them were a little surprised.

The uncle lowered his eyes slightly, with a smile in his eyes.

"What are you doing in a daze? Can you?" Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows with a provocative look on his face.

Cousin shook his head honestly: "No!" His family's previous second-hand computer probably crashed when he played games, except for him to check information online.

Ye Xiu didn't care whether he knew it or not, he took two handles and stuffed one for his cousin: "Sit on the bed!"

The cousin smiled awkwardly: "I really can't!"

"No, I'll teach you, aren't you the champion?"

The cousin thought to himself, what does the champion have to do with playing games?

The end result of playing with the scalp was that Ye Xiu almost went crazy himself.

"Damn, you should turn around, turn around!"

"Fuck it, hit it, right, right!"

"Oh my god, Yun Fan, are you dead or left and right?" Ye Xiu threw the handle angrily, came over to grab his uncle's hand, his nose was covered with sweat, "...you are really worrying , with your brain, how did you get the first prize?"

The cousin smiled innocently: "What did you call me?"

Ye Xiu slapped his hand, so his uncle's car directly crashed into the electric pole.

"Why, you expect me to call you uncle for two meals?"

Uncle shook his head: "No hope!"

"Then what are you talking about? Are you still playing?"

Uncle hesitated for a moment: "Do you play this kind of game every day?"

"Then what kind of game do you think I should play?"

Cousin pushed the frame: "I mean you can do something else, for example, read more books!"

Ye Xiu reached for the phone and shook it: "I'm watching, the third young master of the Tang family. I eat tomatoes and potatoes. I have a number. Do you want to watch it?!"

Cousin: "..."

"I chase after all their books, it's very enjoyable!"

Uncle raised his wrist to check the time, and decisively skipped the topic: "Take a nap first, and accompany me to the post office to pick up things in the afternoon!"

"what?"

"My book!" My cousin said: "The book is too heavy, I can't take it with me, so I mail it!"

Ye Xiu opened his mouth, even the books were sent, he blurted out: "Are you really going to live in my house?"

After saying this, he realized belatedly that it seemed... impolite to say this!

"Well, what I mean is... It's not that I don't want you to live in my house, I just think, wouldn't it be awkward for you to live in someone else's house? Oh, it's not right, that is..."

"I won't live forever!" my cousin interrupted him, and he didn't feel embarrassed or offended, and said in a matter-of-fact way: "I want to go to school and work at the same time, and rent a house by myself when I have savings. No matter what, I want to live in this city. settle down."

A 15-year-old boy can't understand the concept of "settling down and making a living", but Ye Xiu heard a meaning, his cousin won't be staying at his house for long.

"But my dad is ready to open an account for you to save money to buy a house, didn't you agree to see you?" Ye Xiu put the handle away, and said heartlessly: "I won't say anything, why are you being polite? "

Uncle laughed, and went to help Ye Xiu close the curtains: "It's not polite, I have my principles!"

"Well, I don't care about it, I have to agree to that pair of handsome men and beauties!" However, looking at the attitude of the beautiful woman Yin who wished her uncle could become a son, it is probably mysterious enough, a free omnipotent nanny, how could she let go?

Uncle picked up Ye Xiu's dirty clothes: "Go to bed quickly, I'll call you at three o'clock!"

After his cousin left, Ye Xiu couldn't help thinking about it. In his conscience, this cousin really didn't say anything other than taking advantage of his seniority. Even the white shirt looked pleasing to the eye.