The world's first same-sex dating show

"The tie is still replaced by blue and white stripes..."

"The eyebrows are too thick..."

"The lighting is ok, the sound is ready, the makeup artist remembers that the shadow on the host's side face should not be so heavy..."

"Have all the guests and audience arrived? Turn up the lights at the special guest's position!"

"The special guest is rushing here now..."

"The host is going to delay the time now..."

"Try the wheat and try the wheat, ok! Ready to start!"

"Three, two, one, let's go"

Accompanied by the symphony sound, the audience applauded collectively, and there were some cheers and whistles in the middle. Jing Sheng, wearing a light gray suit and black striped tight slacks, stood in the center of the stage, showing a perfect host smile.

"The time is now eight o'clock in the evening, or some people like to call him twenty o'clock, but it doesn't matter, as long as it's not 12:30." Jing Sheng clapped his hands, "Pause the applause and cheers now, after all, our producer gave us Even if it was because of the pain in my hands when I saw my excited clapping, I will not give you a penny of medical expenses. When you are so serious, the gentleman in the pink sweater over there, please Hide your newly inlaid gold teeth, yes, that's it, smile without showing your teeth, well, he turned his head and smiled." Jing Sheng spread his hands, "This gentleman may be a little shy, after all, I am so handsome. "

Facing the roar of laughter in the audience, Jing Sheng smiled and waved his hands: "First, let me introduce myself to those friends who may have never watched TV before. I am Jing Sheng, and I am a host. Now it is our youth The host and temporary planner of the world's first same-sex dating variety show "Fate Comes Like This" broadcast by Gua□□jia, please pay attention to my accent, this is the male-male field, please go wrong and want to find a man Girl friends of friends, go to the recording studio next door, don't use you as a t as an excuse, even if you are a woman's husband, it can't change the fact that you have one less leg than us. Of course you can be an audience, just watch Whistle." Jing Sheng said innocently, "Although I don't know why there are always so many single dogs who like to watch other people go on blind dates? Especially when everyone has different sexual orientations."

"I don't want to give everyone the first impression that I am a very vulgar, unscrupulous, and good-looking host, although I can't refute the last point." Jing Sheng casually bowed to the audience who gave him applause, "After all, if you are familiar with my hosting style, you should know that I am a really vulgar, unscrupulous, and really good-looking talk show host. Oh, I heard someone shout, yes, the registration poster for this show is indeed from me Please take a picture of the poster on the big screen behind me if you haven’t seen it, and set it as a mobile phone screen. The photographer focuses on the big screen for three seconds, so that those who happen to be boiling water, drinking water, releasing water, or changing diapers for their children And the audience who left the TV and didn’t get a picture, come back and cry while hugging the toilet.”

"Hey, those friends who really obediently went to shoot the big screen." Jing Sheng pointed to himself, "I, the big screen behind me, can you tell who the protagonist is?"

"Those little bitches shouting about the big screen can be kicked out."

Jing Sheng watched the director show an OK gesture on the side, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, "Okay, because of some unavoidable things, everyone has listened to me for so long, thank you to the audience and the audience in front of the TV. Friends are still locked on our Qinggua Channel, the live broadcast of the world's first same-sex dating show "Fate Comes Like This", yes, we are here for live broadcast, please pull up those children who want to wait for the rebroadcast tomorrow , after all, the host has limited integrity, if it is a rebroadcast version, you may not see my shadow."

"Before introducing the real protagonist of our show, please let me introduce our special guest first." As soon as he said this, Jing Sheng covered his left ear and said to the audience: "I haven't Open your mouth, little sluts, why did you start screaming? I saw a lot of female viewers screaming too. As far as I know, he doesn't like your style, he still likes three legs. What? Scream Are those fake mothers?"

The big screen behind him rose directly at this time, and a tall man wearing a light gray British-style sweater with the collar of a blue and white plaid shirt exposed, and light blue jeans underneath walked out. He first smiled and nodded to the audience. , and then said helplessly: "I have been waiting for the host to say my name, but I didn't expect him to be too wordy, so I came out on my own, otherwise I think my special guest may have to hide in the big room. There is a chance to show up after eating supper behind the screen. Hello everyone, I am Lai Kai, Jing Sheng and I are very good friends, after all, my sexual orientation was set out by this long-winded talk show host in front of you."

"Okay, let's invite this gorgeous and handsome man who stole the host's limelight as soon as he appeared on the stage to his proper position." Jing Sheng pointed to the red sofa on the side of the stage, "I decided that the next show must be the show crew. Prepare a chair for the host, why is the special guest sitting on the sofa, and I can only stand, and he doesn't look better than me? Damn! Lai Kai, you are really enough if you want to make an inch of it and still have your legs up. "

"You can curl up if you have the ability?" Lai Kai smiled and spread his hands on both sides of the sofa, "It's not buttocks, although the buttocks are pretty good."

The whole house was drowned by shouts.

Jing Sheng shook his head in the midst of such shouts, with an expression of resentment, "He just showed a little lower limit, and you are hungry|thirsty|difficult|suffering, right? The audience we invited for this show really What's worse is that it's too bad, it's not professional at all, we are a variety show that will last for two hours, and this is just the beginning, are you little goblins so easily fed?"

"That's right, be quiet, and get ready for your applause by the way." Jing Sheng smiled and pointed to the opposite side of the stage, which had never been illuminated by lights, "Let us formally welcome the seven guests of our first phase! As the first guests , they defeated Jieyu and the imperial concubine in all kinds of conspiracies and intrigues, and ascended to this throne in the eyes of people all over the world. Anyway, let us give those who have the courage to stand on the scene of our same-sex blind date Friends give the warmest applause, after all, these people have the courage to face their own sexuality, they don’t want to live a casual life, but they come to our scene to find a boyfriend of their choice.”

"By the way." When the lights had already illuminated the entire opposite side of the stage, Jing Sheng said, "Our group of guests is a mix of numbers one and zero, so the possibility of internal self-digestion is not ruled out."

"Our seven guests are ready, the lights are on, and I have heard your applause. With the help of applause, let me briefly introduce our seven guests." Jing Sheng lowered his head and began to read the script, "The first One Zhou Rui, editor-in-chief of the magazine, is 27 years old; the second is Wang Ye, a photographer, 29 years old; the third is Ye Shengnian, what the hell is the domineering president, 28 years old; the fourth is Chu Chu, a kindergarten teacher, 22 years old; The fifth is Sun Xiao, a graduate student at 24; the sixth is Wen Yixie, I’m not sure if this is her real name, after all, which Mary Su’s mother is so girlish to choose such a name, the surgeon is 28 years old; the seventh is Xu Xiao , I’m still a child, forgive me for having seen this profession for a long time, next time, please don’t write your work resume in the position of profession, web cartoonist is 20 years old.”

"Okay." Jing Sheng threw away the script, "Do you all remember what I just said? Anyway, I can't remember. But it doesn't matter, we can get to know them a little bit later. I just heard someone say remember, it’s not easy for you, who do you remember? That must be your true love, don’t forget to ask for his WeChat, Weibo and old songs when you are resting, maybe the first one today You are the one who took away our guests."

"It was delayed for too long before, so let's go straight to today's topic." Jing Sheng saw Lai Kai beckoning to him, and he waved his hand, "There are more than 1000 people here in the public, so I just ran straight to you In the past, I still want to be my gold medal host."

"I just wanted to say that your line draft hit the director's face just now." Lai Kai sank half of his body in the sofa, "I'm worried you didn't have supper."

"Our relationship, can you sell your ass by treating me to supper?" Jing Sheng curled his lips, and said with a smile when the audience was screaming, "Just kidding, we still invite you out and we are the first one today. selected guests!"

It was still accompanied by a cheerful symphony. A man in a well-proportioned suit walked down from the lifting platform. He seemed a little cautious. .

"Yo Yo Yo! Look here!" Jing Sheng slightly lowered his head and put his hands in front of the man's eyes, "Brother, are you short-sighted?"

"Yes...a little..." As soon as this person opened his mouth, the third person's light went off.

Jing Sheng gave a thumbs up to Ye Shengnian, who was in third place, "A domineering president is really domineering enough, I haven't said the rules yet, okay? What if I say that turning off the lights means satisfaction, so what if he doesn't want to marry? Although it's not." Then he still bent over and said to the man, "Can you look up at me? Can you not look at me, but look at our guests? The floor of our studio is a product of our own. Not married."

"I'm sorry, I'm too...too nervous..." The man finally raised his head. It seemed that he was too nervous, his face was flushed, but he looked really good. "Sorry, I've never been here..."

"You'd be damned if you've been here before. Is this the first episode of our show? It's my first time." Jing Sheng smiled and raised himself up, rubbing his waist, "It looks like he's getting old, It hurts to bend over."

Lai Kai said lightly in the seat of the special guest: "Don't have anything to do with your age, you are lacking in night sports life."

"I think the program team invited this special guest to oppose me." Jing Sheng waved his hand to signal everyone to ignore him, "Okay, our first nervous and shy boy, please introduce yourself now. "

Seeing that the man's face was flushed and he couldn't speak a word, Jing Sheng shook his head and smiled helplessly, "Okay, let's go back and see what his short video can tell us. Before that, I want to explain our According to the rules of the program, each guest’s short film is only 10 minutes long. You can turn off the lights in the middle to express your dissatisfaction. The next 15 minutes is the time for mutual communication. You can also turn off the lights at will here. The last 5 minutes is to express your favorite Which resident guest, this step is an independent choice, but the resident guest does not have the right to turn off the lights here."

"I think what I said is very clear. Do you understand?" Jing Sheng turned around and said to the seven guests on the field. Xu Xiao, who saw the last one, carefully raised his hand and showed a very friendly smile , "As a child, Grandpa Marysu by your side will help you enthusiastically."

"Oh, that's right, the host has such a poisonous tongue, come to bite me?" Jing Sheng smiled with one corner of his mouth up, "Since you don't want to bite me, then let's play the short story of the first guest in the first episode, let us Let's see what his name is?"