The world's first same-sex dating show

"Liu Yaqing, 22 years old, network programmer, homeboy."

The big screen started with a black background, with white bold characters reflected on it, and there was no background sound.Ten seconds later, a TV-like snowflake flashed past, replaced by another line of white text in the same font.

"Autistic, lonely, addicted to smoking, gay."

"Run away from home and come out of the closet."

"No love experience, virgin."

Afterwards, the black background slowly dissipated. It was this man named Liu Yaqing who was wearing a white tuxedo and sitting in front of a black piano. The song he played was Beethoven’s Symphony of Destiny. The vibrato voice said: "I can only play this piece on the piano, and I don't have any musical skills. I don't think the notes are as attractive to me as the codes that dazzle other people."

"I came out with my parents in October last year and was kicked out. I have never been in a relationship, and I have a man I like, but I dare not confess, and then that man got married last month. I don't have a so-called gay Da, almost all the ones I like are straight men. So I think my homosexuality should be number zero. I want to find a partner through a normal way, and I don’t need to go abroad to get a marriage certificate, as long as I live together.”

In the last shot, Liu Yaqing, who was playing the piano, stood up and bowed to the camera, "I have some social disorders, and I may appear shy on stage, but I have been working hard to overcome this shortcoming, thank you."

"Actually, our otaku Xiaoshou speaks quite nicely." After the short film was played, Lai Kai leaned forward and said, "But the overall background is too depressing, and the opposite side was dark in the previous period alone. We Now the only ones who are satisfied with you are number one and number two."

"Okay, let's invite our first one first, ok please show your name." Jing Sheng spread his hands, "Don't count on the host, my lines are still on the director's head."

"My name is Zhou Rui, and I can only say that this is the type I like." Zhou Rui adjusted his glasses, expressionless, "It looks shy and easily overwhelmed, and besides, you have social disorder, and I have half facial paralysis."

"Forgive the host for turning around and smiling." Jing Sheng smiled, and looked at the socially impaired patient who was blushing to the ears beside him, "Now is the time to start communicating freely. Our socially impaired guests should think this is an ordeal Right. Free time, I will go to the side first, everyone can chat freely, any topic, any question that is out of morals is fine."

Jing Sheng retreated to Lai Kai's side and sat on a corner of the sofa.

"I've never seen such a pure little zero, very cute." The only photographer with a light said softly, "It's very rare, very charming."

"I don't think the guests should choose our No. [-]." The kindergarten teacher who had already turned off the lights interjected, "After all, the profession of being a photographer is obviously unreliable. You said that if you really live together, you have nothing to do here. Taking a SLR to shoot the big world outside, and most of the work of a programmer is carried out in a fixed location, the time difference between the two people is enough to bring this relationship to an end."

"By the way, I turned off the lights because I'm pure zero." The kindergarten teacher smiled with one corner of her mouth up, showing obvious dimples, "You're very cute, maybe we can become good girlfriends."

During their conversation, Lai Kai avoided the camera and patted Jing Sheng on the back, and said softly with a smile: "Which one do you think this boy can choose?"

Jing Sheng looked at the bewildered little otaku in front of him and began to communicate intermittently with everyone, turned his head and said without moving his lips: "The first one, Zhou Rui, lives upstairs from the little otaku, this has been premeditated for a long time. Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, this is a variety show, besides, there is a little otaku who is not in the situation all the time, the final choice is always on him."

"Are you a partner in deceiving this little boy? I've begun to soften my heart and want to stop it..." Lai Kai tapped Jing Sheng's back rhythmically.Jing Sheng didn't react to Lai Kai's behavior, but showed a perfect smile to the camera that caught him.

"Sorry, I have something I want to ask." The photographer said apologetically, "In the previous short video about our cute otaku, I noticed that the words 'Run away from home' flashed, I can May I ask what the reason is?"

The nature of this question itself seems to be a bit depressing. Jing Sheng noticed that the face of the otaku man in the middle of the stage suddenly turned pale, and he hurriedly got up and walked to his side, and said to the audience and guests with a smile: " Each of us has things that we don’t want to talk about. Now our guests probably don’t want to bring up this issue. Do you have the heart to watch such a cute boy shed tears on the scene of our first episode? I don’t have the habit of carrying tissues .”

"But since it's been posted on the short video for everyone to see, I'm afraid I have the courage to face this problem." Unexpectedly, Zhou Rui, who has always had a crush on the otaku, spoke at this time. And it's not consolation, it seems more like trying to force him. "Even though you are 22 years old, standing on this stage, what you are looking for is a boyfriend, someone who can live with you, is your future lover. If there is anything, you can share it with the two of you in the future. "

"I..." The otaku man held the microphone tightly with his hand, the back of his hand turned white, but he still couldn't say anything.

When Jing Sheng was about to make a rescue, he saw the director's instructions, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Now let's take a break at halftime, and by the way, give our guests a short time to calm down. In 5 minutes, our special guest Lai Kai will speak for you. See you after the ad."

When the camera was turned off, Zhou Rui, who was the resident guest, ran down and stood in front of the little otaku. Before he could speak, he heard the little otaku say timidly: "I have seen you, upstairs in my house. .”

Under such an atmosphere, Jing Sheng stepped back beside Lai Kai who just got up, and didn't say much.

"It's better for us not to get involved in other people's private affairs." Lai Kai stretched out his hand, "Please accompany me in the bathroom."

"How old are you? Do you need someone to accompany you when you go to the bathroom?" Jing Sheng curled his lips, leaving room for the two of them.

However, both of them stood at the door of the bathroom without any intention of solving their physical needs.

Jing Sheng leaned against the door and looked sideways at the women's bathroom next door, seemingly inadvertently said: "That Zhou Rui told me a lot about the little otaku he had a crush on, and you know I've always been soft-hearted, so I just I almost agreed to let him go through the back door, otherwise the little otaku man who blushes when he speaks in front of many people, and can’t say a word of more than ten words in 10 minutes, is the one who will be forked at the very beginning. It is possible It was the second game that was crossed out, at least the appearance passed the test."

"When you were soft-hearted, when you broke up with me directly, I thought you didn't show affection at all." Lai Kai shrugged his shoulders, "Although you are already prepared."

"For reminiscing about the old days, let's finish this time and let's talk about it this time. There are three guests in total, and now we haven't finished even half of them." Jing Sheng yawned and walked towards the studio, "It seems that the next issue will change the format. Yes, such efficiency is too bad.”

Lai Kai said that Jing Sheng's way of changing the subject was really weak.

"I don't know how you feel after the long 5 minutes without seeing me? Oh, don't be too moved, I really don't have the habit of carrying tissues. It seems that after 5 minutes, our little otaku guest's mood has returned to normal. Except for the red eyes," Jing Sheng patted the otaku man on the shoulder, "Come and tell me which makeup artist did this makeup for you, such a pathetic look that you want to be bullied should really deduct his salary. "

"Brother Jingsheng... I have something to say." The otaku whispered, not daring to look up into the eyes of those in front of him.

Jing Sheng spread his hands with a smile, "No problem at all. Now the whole stage is yours."

"I...my parents are conservative people, and I have an older brother who doesn't work. Part of the reason why I ran away from home was coming out of the closet, and the other reason was because of my family. Parents seem to want to carry on the family line , They knew that I like men and beat me up, and then they put all their focus on my brother. My brother wants to buy a car, a house, get married, and money. The salary I saved from my previous work I gave it all to him. Later, when he injured someone, my parents contacted me directly to ask for medical expenses. I sold the house and gave them all the money. Run away." The little otaku raised his head little by little when he said this, "I am not a filial son, even though my mobile phone number has never changed, and they have never called me. It may be here At the end of my life I won't see my family anymore. They won't watch this show because they think gays are disgusting. My house is rented now and I have no savings and don't know how to drive and you really want it with me?"

The little otaku looked at Zhou Rui.

The photographer on the side turned off the lights without hesitation at this time.He smiled and said, "I still have a little bit of self-knowledge."

"When I saw that you just moved downstairs to me, I felt that I found the person I needed." Zhou Rui kept showing a faint smile on his expressionless face, "My parents I always wanted to let me bring a daughter-in-law back, they will like you. If you want, you can move upstairs to my house and live together. "

Accompanied by the same joyful symphony, Jing Sheng looked at the two guests who had already left, and felt a little emotional: "The success of the first couple is really unexpected to me, but after being in love for so long, it seems that it is always unreasonable not to be together. The horoscope is also very suitable, the facial paralyzed brother and the socially handicapped otaku. Suddenly, it seems that such a sentence should be added to the poster, if you have been in love for many years and failed, come to our same-sex blind date scene, and we will help you make the most perfect confession!"

"After hearing what the little otaku said just now, I still want to say it to the audience who are a little bit outraged. In fact, in the circle, there must be people like otaku, especially in life after coming out. If the family There is nothing wrong with understanding that, but we can’t say anything if we don’t understand it. Well, this kind of boring topic is temporarily suspended in our current situation. After all, we are a stage to find a lover, and I am worried about the guest in the back Those who haven’t come and come out are scared away.”

"However, according to the aura of the guest at the back, I'm afraid he is not such a timid person." Jing Sheng smiled, "Let me make a trick first, let curiosity scratch you like a cat's paw."

"Someone asked if our resident guests need to be supplemented? I'm afraid you will know this question when the time comes." Jing Sheng pointed to the elevator, "Open Sesame, where is our second guest?"