The world's first same-sex dating show

"Enjoy life, while the blood in our bodies is still warm." Jing Sheng watched the cameraman and the veteran leave the scene together, "I don't know why I feel that these two people moved me inexplicably, and by the way, I feel that the person who planned this show It’s also really great.”

"Stop praising yourself in different ways." Lai Kai patted the little yellow stool beside him, "Come on, the director team will take care of the royal throne you gave you, don't waste everyone's thought."

Jing Sheng adopted a countermeasure of not being able to hear Lai Kai's words, "Okay, when we invite the next guest, we have to randomly choose one of our resident guests, friends who are on the scene and signed up for our program, please prepare So that you can roll call to take over the position of our No. [-] resident guest at any time. Wow, I heard your cheers and applause, it looks very enthusiastic!"

"Since everyone is looking forward to it so much, please scroll the screen! The resident guests will stop at any time. Lai Kai may I ask you to shoulder such an important task. How are you feeling now? Are you nervous about going to the bathroom? Do you feel too excited? Too excited, speechless?" Jing Sheng waved his hands, with a disgusted expression on his face, "Don't do this, if you are so excited that you want to cry, let me know in advance, and I will help you cover your face. The crying scene is too shocking, making friends who just turned on the TV think that we are a low-spirited and tricky show."

"Stop three two one." The screen froze, Lai Kai spread his hands innocently, "That's right."

"I really don't want to deal with such a boring guest." Jing Sheng felt that his expression today could be fixed on disgust, "Let's take a look at the guest this person chose first." Jing Sheng turned his head and looked at Big screen, eyes widened, "Oh my God, I thought the warm applause just now was approving that Lai Kai is boring. I didn't expect it to be an illusion. You are all for this person! I feel that I have been hurt."

"Let us invite our second resident guest, the 57-year-old Mr. Jiexiu! If you like sweets, you must not miss Mr. Jiexiu's shop. I really like eating the sweet rolls in their shop .” Jing Sheng took a step forward to welcome the old gentleman who had just walked up, “Just thinking about it now makes my mouth water.”

"I know you'd like to eat it, so I brought some here." Even at the age of 57, Mr. Jiexiu's skin is still well maintained, and age spots can't be seen at all, but it can't cover the obvious wrinkles at the corners of the eyes, and completely Silver hair.But his back was straight, even if the movements were slow. "Hi everyone, I am Mr. Jiexiu, an old naughty boy. I will bring you a sweet little old man. Maybe everyone thinks that I am so old. Why do I still come to such a public dating platform? I just want to say a word, pursue love , regardless of age."

"Before I received the news that Mr. Jiexiu was coming, I was not surprised at all." Jing Sheng watched as Mr. Jiexiu took his seat and gave gifts to the other guests stationed at the station, "If you are familiar with this cute little old man , He will never surprise you in anything he does."

"Indeed, even if you don't have a sweet tooth, you will still like this little old man." Lai Kai also got up from the sofa and waved at old Mr. Jiexiu, "Although I don't belong to this category, what I said is no I have a sweet tooth."

"But you can only look at the supermodel who loves you and wants to keep in shape." Jing Sheng leaned over and patted Lai Kai on the shoulder, not caring the screams of the audience around him because of this action, "Okay, we still invite you out Our second guest today, this is a baby face who looks like he wants to be pinched."

During the descent of the elevator, Jing Sheng deliberately said at this moment: "After the elevator descends, let's go straight to a commercial. I'm like this, so you can only take a look at it. What's the matter? Is it itchy? That's true." There is no other way, but continue to lock on our Qinggua channel, don’t leave, I don’t know how much time is for the advertisement!”

Then on the TV station, I could only see a well-dressed boy who looked like a student coming down from the elevator, and then it got stuck and turned into an advertisement.

"It's been a long time." Jing Sheng rubbed the head of the new guest who had just reached his shoulder. The boy's hair was very soft. Hearing Jing Sheng's words, he shook his head and laughed out two small dimples.

"Jingsheng, after a year, this is the first time we met, so you have nothing to say to me?" Lai Kai got up from the sofa and rubbed his shoulders and wrists. Didn't send it to me?"

Jing Sheng paused for a while when he heard this sentence, and still patted the boy on the shoulder, "Go and chat with other guests first, relax." Then he walked to Lai Kai, leaned on the armrest of the sofa, and gave Lai Kai gave him the supercilious look he had long wanted to give him.

"I was hosting the Sykes Film Awards Ceremony on New Year's Eve, and then at the reception, my acquaintances went out to play until the early hours of this morning. I flew back immediately to catch up on the night to host this show. My eyes are now using my eyes. With the support of the potion, I can fall asleep here after hosting."

Lai Kai pressed Jing Sheng on the sofa, "Why don't I host you in the second half? After so many years, I've learned just watching you host."

I have to say that Lai Kai's sofa is really comfortable, much better than the one in the previous issue. Jing Sheng leaned back and squinted his eyes half-closed. "Do you want to share tonight's bonus and salary with me? I'm a miser for thousands of years, you know. Besides, my show is live. If I'm caught sleeping, drooling and snoring, my career will be ruined." It's over."

"Okay, let's talk about something after the end." Jing Sheng got up from the sofa after sitting down for a long time, "If I sit down again, I guess I will become the first host in the world to fall asleep while hosting a show. I finally I understand that the director team has worked hard to prepare this royal throne for me."

"By the way, my mother asked me to bring you some special products and bring them to you when I get home."

Jing Sheng was surprised: "Your mother asked you to bring me special products? Does she know me?"

"Now I'm about to become your brainless fan." Lai Kai shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression, "Gossip is really human nature."

Jing Sheng shook his head, stood in the middle of the stage, nodded to the photographer, and put away all his fatigue facing the camera.

"Okay, if everyone has seen my charming figure in front of the TV, then congratulations on watching the most eye-catching TV show, the world's first same-sex dating show Men and Men." Jing Sheng compared a pair of scissors to the camera , "Show cute. Okay, don't laugh. After all, after watching our second guest's cuteness, you will scream and applaud loudly and say that you really want to pinch. First, please let this young lady standing next to me introduce herself .”

"Hi everyone, my name is Yuan Yuan, and I'm a makeup artist now." Zhengtai's makeup artist blinked at everyone, and as expected, a bunch of soft cuties in the audience screamed to be pinched, and there were a few of them. Rough guy. "I am 21 this year, although I was 20 yesterday. My request, and the reason why I came to Jing Sheng Ge's show are all in my short film, hoping to find love."

Zhengtai turned her face to the camera and said obediently, "Yeah."

"Before playing the short video, I have something to say." Lai Kai, who was sitting on the sofa, leaned forward, "I felt the faces of idiots all over the world through the TV. I hope the guests will stop looking at the audience around me. I'm worried. You will be dragged down and devoured by these irrational beasts."

Zhengtai makeup artist said with a smile: "I have learned the simple self-protection ability."

"Okay, if this nonsense continues, I think we might be able to figure out that our cute little guest is an undercover agent sent by Cat Planet to our Yellow Flower Planet." Jing Sheng rubbed Zhengtai's beautician's head, silently thinking that he was not using public affairs for personal gain. Asking the make-up artist to make him a hairstyle full of wax is really refreshing and stress-free. "Let's see what special short film Guest No. [-] can bring us."

The short video of Zhengtai's makeup artist just showed his head on the big screen, and the audience in the entire studio was all excited.

"Okay, this is my twin sister, just kidding."

On the screen, a protagonist dressed as a playful short-haired girl smiled and spoke.

"I'm a makeup artist. Makeup is a job I can't stop all year round. As long as I don't pick up a makeup brush for a day, I will be in a daze for a whole day."

"At home, I try to dress myself in various styles, and I have tried body painting. I enjoy the feeling of soft brushes touching the skin, which makes me excited. From any aspect, you should understand."

"I have a slight obsession with cleanliness, and I don't allow anyone to touch my personal items, but I will give him the greatest tolerance for this when facing the person I like. Although I haven't met that person yet."

"The two relationships I've had have been tragic."

The girl on the screen is gone, replaced by a young boy standing in the middle of the stage.

"Most of the people I met were perverted uncles. While saying they liked me, they dressed me up in all kinds of unimaginable looks and went to bed."

"Makeup is just my job. I enjoy the process, but I only hope that my other half can like me for who I am, and that's who I am."

At the end of the video, the make-up artist Zhengtai pointed at her face and smiled with two small dimples.

"It can only be said that everyone has their own difficulties, and in their hearts they have the pain and suffering that they once hated or complained about, but our guests are standing here not for the past, but for a new beginning in the future." Photographed by Jing Sheng He patted Zhengtai's makeup artist on the shoulder, "The stage is handed over to you, and the free time of 10 minutes belongs to you."

After Jing Sheng finished speaking, he left the shooting area of ​​the camera in the center of the stage, stood beside Lai Kai, and glanced at the red sofa that Lai Kai was sitting on with tangled eyes. After his personal test, the comfort level was in the upper middle class; then he took another look. The small yellow lacquered wood bench that the primary school students next to them are not rare to sit on, there is no need to try it at all, just looking at it is of inferior quality.

Why didn't he throw the microphone in the face of the unscrupulous director?

"Looking sad?" Lai Kai spread his hands, "There are many audiences looking at you around here, don't hold the idea of ​​grabbing a seat with me, it's impossible, even though I want to give up my seat so much now you."

Jing Sheng pursed his lips and said in a low voice, "You're so cheap." Then he forced himself to sit on the throne of the Huang family.