The world's first same-sex dating show

"Hello, guest, I'm sorry, the question I'm going to ask next may make you feel a little uncomfortable." The preschool teacher smiled apologetically, "What I want to ask is whether the guest really didn't meet in the process of dating. A, um, normal person?"

"Hey, how did you get this makeup artist to participate in the show?" Lai Kai turned his head and asked Jing Sheng in a low voice, "Didn't he say he was desperate for love?"

"Because I asked him to come here to find love." Jing Sheng covered his mouth with his hands and yawned, "After all, we've known each other for a long time, and you know that the love life of the little makeup artist is simply a disaster."

"Do you really think of yourself as the secretary of a blind date agency?" Lai Kai shook his head, "What if no one lights up for him in this episode? And did this little makeup artist come because of someone above?"

"Me." Jing Sheng looked at Lai Kai's surprised expression with disdain, "What's the matter? The little make-up artist came because he likes me? You really think that you are so charming and this is all because of you?"

"Is the royal throne making you so angry?" Lai Kai leaned closer to Jing Sheng, shielded him with his body, and squeezed Jing Sheng's shoulders, "I don't think I'm very attractive, otherwise I wouldn't be three years old." I was dumped by you immediately, you are the most handsome, and everyone likes you, are you satisfied?"

"Pause for a while." Jing Sheng raised his chin slightly, "Watch our show carefully, the purpose of calling you a special guest is not to make you sit on the sofa and entertain me."

In the middle of the stage, the make-up artist of Zhengtai Face didn't feel a little embarrassed by the question raised by the kindergarten teacher, and even smiled, "Of course I don't meet all perverts, I'm just in the process of encountering perverts." , I stopped at a few stations called scumbags. Then I also made a fool of myself and tried to kill myself. Now that I think about it, I feel that I was an idiot in those days."

The makeup artist Zhengtai looked at the five people opposite, and said with a smile: "A scumbag I once loved, when I kept working part-time for him, he was in other women's beds. One day he said unreservedly that he still likes women, and when he is with me, he thinks that I look good in women's clothing." The smile on Zhengtai's makeup artist's face did not change, but his hands grasped the hem of the clothes and unconsciously clenched, "I During that time, I really thought about doing sex reassignment surgery, and it was really a shameful thing, but fortunately, I didn’t do anything stupid. I’m still standing here, just looking for a comrade to hold my hand See old."

"In fact, every scumbag we meet in our life is a teacher who teaches us to face the future," the kindergarten teacher gave a thumbs up, "We must sincerely bless him, and we will never even think about encountering happiness in this life."

"Thank you." Zhengtai's makeup artist showed two small dimples, "Although we are both size zero, we will definitely become good girlfriends. I just like your straight mouth."

"Hello, guest, I want to ask if you are out of the closet at home now?" The domineering president asked this question that was often asked by kindergarten teachers in the last session, "The guest is 27 years old this year, although it looks like a Underage face, and do you ask your significant other to come out?"

"Everyone's love naturally hopes for the blessings of the family. My coming out was not smooth. Up to now, my mother has reluctantly accepted this fact, but my father has always disagreed, but it seems that I have no sex change surgery. They just turn a blind eye and close their eyes and don’t care much about it.” Zhengtai’s makeup artist shrugged, “I don’t really have any big demands on coming out, as long as we are not at home in the end. There is no reason to break up in this direction, after all, I am still a weak number zero who needs protection, I have a glass heart."

"I've always liked this kind of boy who looks very soft and cute..." Before the gentle veterinarian finished speaking, he heard a sound like a firework explosion. Dr. Marysu, who was separated from the kindergarten teacher on the left, turned on the light. He didn't say anything from beginning to end.

"I'm sorry, it might be a bit sudden." Dr. Marysu smiled, looking at the makeup artist in the middle of the stage, who was obviously a little distracted, "I can only say that I always thought that men who are makeup artists are a bit of a bitch. But our guest didn't seem to be, he was very cute, and there was a kind of resilience in that kind of cuteness, a toughness honed after going through a lot of things. I may need to introduce myself."

"Oh, I've watched Brother Jing Sheng's first episode, and I know you." Zhengtai's makeup artist's surprise didn't last too long, "A doctor named Marysu."

Dr. Marysu frowned, "I think I should introduce myself again. My name is Wen Yixie. I am 28 years old. I am an attending physician in the surgical emergency room. I have no bad habits, no smoking, no drinking, and no tattoos. I have come out to the family, and now I live alone. I feel that I have a good personality, and I also have a slight cleanliness..."

When Jing Sheng got up, he suppressed a smile and whispered to Lai Kai, "See? This is the standard self-introduction of a marriage agency."

"I live on the thirteenth floor of a flat in the city center, not far from my work place, and I have savings..."

"Okay, okay." Jing Sheng walked to the center of the stage and patted the shoulder of Zhengtai's makeup artist who was blushing from a smile, "Let me introduce yourself, we probably know Dr. Mary Sue among the thousands of audience members. □□What is the password? You hide it very deeply, and it was not obvious from the last episode that you still have this hobby."

"Because I met someone who can make me stupid." Dr. Marysu shrugged her shoulders indifferently, "It's enough to be stupid once in this life."

"I'm sorry, I haven't actually realized it until now." Zhengtai's makeup artist looked up at Jing Sheng, "Actually, when I participated in Brother Jing Sheng's show, I never expected that someone would light up for me. After all, I watched it. In the first episode of the program, I saw the little leather pants model leave alone, and I think my nature is similar to his. So, I want to ask a very naive question, why did you choose me?"

"Actually, I think the personality of the guest is similar to mine. We both have cleanliness. Although I do it because of my profession, the reason is irrelevant." Dr. Marysu stood up from her seat, "And I like the personality of the guest very much. I like This kind of personality who dares to face his past without getting too caught up in it. The main point is probably because I can see that our new veterinarian seems to like him."

Dr. Marysu shrugged and opened his hands: "I'm a little worried, so I act first. Would you like to enjoy love in my arms?"

"Last question." The make-up artist Zhengtai stretched out her index finger and shook, "Would you like me to make up for you?"

"Well...if it's at home..." Dr. Marysu smiled, "It's up to you."

"Okay, another couple is sent away, our doctor Marysu and Zhengtai makeup artist. Although Dr. Marysu introduced himself so much, I still don't remember anything, except for his name Marysu." Jing Sheng looked away from the two people who left holding hands, "Of course, I will tell you quietly that the person whom the make-up artist has a crush on is Dr. Marysu."

"It feels like the show on the first day of the new year is really a good start," Jing Sheng smiled and pointed to the big screen, "Let's continue to find the next resident guest, well, the special guest Lai Kai who only makes some moves at this time , you can open Jinkou now, the big screen is rolling!"

"It's not that I don't want to talk. With you as a gold medal host, what special guest do you need? If you are born Yu and Shengliang." Lai Kai spread his hands helplessly. "Three two one, stop."

"I found out that after a year, your Chinese level has improved a lot, besides, have you noticed it now? I don't think I can handle this face-seeking world alone. You think you are here because Are you eloquent?" Jing Sheng turned his head and glanced at the big screen, slightly surprised, "I feel like time has come back again, time and space travel, and Mary Su came back a few years later."

"Okay, let's invite this resident guest out, and we'll know whether it's a human or a ghost." Jing Sheng showed a serious expression, "Gao Neng ahead, please pay attention, this is not a drill, this is not a drill."

"When I'm so serious, can you cooperate with me to keep calm? Even if you changed the color of your clothes to Mr. Fan in the last issue, it still can't change your golden-toothed smile." Jing Sheng waved his hand to stop the audience from laughing, "Okay, we still have to invite our Mr. Marysu."

There may still be a little difference when watching the screen. When this Mr. Mary Sue stepped onto the stage, I really had the illusion that Dr. Mary Sue who had just stepped down was back.

Jing Sheng observed closely and asked cautiously, "Hello, are you Mary Su's brother Jack Su?"

"I'm Wen Yizheng, and now I'm the owner of a coffee shop. If the Marysu you're talking about is Wen Yixie who just succeeded in holding hands, I can only admit that I'm Jack Su." The man named Wen Yizheng raised his eyebrows, " I'm his older brother, although I think I might be a little more handsome than him, just kidding."

"I suddenly feel sad for the Mary Sue family. There are twins, but they all like the same sex." Sitting on the sofa, Lai Kai leaned forward and said, "Can your parents accept this fact?"

"Actually, my parents didn't make it difficult for us brothers because of this matter. At least they are acceptable to have a surrogate child now." Mr. Jack Su shrugged, "Although I have been beaten a lot in the past period of time."

"Then we will ask Mr. Jack Su to take over the position of Dr. Marysu and become our new resident guest." Jing Sheng stuck out his tongue, "It really makes me feel a little awkward to say this."

Lai Kai floated out a sentence from the side: "If we can make our gold medal host talk nonsense, I'm afraid there is nothing else except tongue twisters."

"Will anyone who mentions a tongue twister on my show be killed without mercy?" Jing Sheng scratched his neck with his hand, "Our special guest should really be thankful that today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. It seems that some viewers don't understand this stalk, But you don’t need to understand, if you turn on the TV right now, change the channel at will, and are attracted by the good-looking host in front of you, please note that the tongue twister is the opposite scale of this host, please tell the news to your surroundings The relatives and friends who are watching TV with you, seven aunts, eight aunts and nine sisters-in-law."

"If you mention the tongue twister, I will really block you." Jing Sheng raised one corner of his mouth.

Lai Kai excused from the side, "Viewers who want to know this meme, please watch the episode that forced my sexuality out."

"Shut up! Gay!" Jing Sheng snorted coldly, "If I don't take a deep breath right now, I'm afraid I will become the first host to fall out with a special guest on stage."

"Okay, while I'm still sane. Let's invite a third guest as soon as possible, and hope that the cute thing this guest brought can comfort me." Jing Sheng pointed to the elevator, "Our third guest, you come out faster!"