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When Liao Xiaoxiao opened the door with an algae mud mask on her head, I have to say that the sudden appearance of that scene near midnight was quite scary.

Liao Xiaoxiao just rolled his eyes at Lai Kai's hellish expression, looked back at the closed door of Jingsheng's room, and greeted Lai who was already in pajamas and dragging pink bunny cotton slippers with his hand with a cigarette Kay enters the house.

After entering Liao Xiaoxiao's room, Lai Kai took a deep breath and straightened his waist, sitting on the sofa without treating himself as an outsider at all, with a posture... Well, in this world of faces, even if he is picking his feet now They all pulled away those otaku *threads a lot.Although he was just leaning on the sofa now, he tried not to shift his gaze to the ghostly Liao Xiaoxiao.

He just said loudly to Liao Xiaoxiao who was going to the bathroom: "Didn't you secretly raise a beauty at home?"

"I never bring people home." Liao Xiaoxiao came out of the bathroom after taking off the mask, and took out another cigarette as he passed the coffee table, "You can only believe me if I smoke afterwards, I am a smoker Yes. You came to see me urgently, Tan Jingsheng? Because of the Sykes Film Festival?"

"Otherwise, I'm okay to show my presence in front of you to listen to your cynicism?" Lai Kai rolled his eyes, "What's going on, what happened to the Sykes Film Festival? What's the meaning of your panic-stricken Weibo? You don't reply to private messages."

"My Weibo post is so funny than where do you smell panic?" Liao Xiaoxiao picked up the mobile phone thrown on the sofa, and waved it in front of Lai Kai with a fake smile, "every day I have tens of thousands of private messages, please, is the mobile phone number just for you to count to prevent dementia?"

Lai Kai took a deep breath and looked at Liao Xiaoxiao trying to keep calm, "What happened, after you told me, I immediately disappeared from your sight within ten seconds."

At this moment, Liao Xiaoxiao took a puff of cigarette, then put the cigarette directly on the coffee table, rubbed his face, sat down beside Lai Kai and patted him on the shoulder after a moment of silence, like two brothers Good look, "Want to know what happened to Jing Sheng at the Sykes Film Festival?"

Lai Kai nodded.

The smile on Liao Xiaoxiao's face widened, and what he said made Lai Kai want to swell his face again.

"If you want to know, just ask him yourself." Liao Xiaoxiao spread his hands and looked helpless, "There are a lot of little beauties looking for me on New Year's Eve, and I don't have an invitation letter to participate in such a famous show. I also heard that Yes, you also know that there is usually no fun in this circle, that is, it is good at fanning the flames."

Lai Kai lowered his eyes, trying to hypnotize himself.The reason why Liao Xiaoxiao did this was to irritate him. The reason to irritate him was to ask him to ask Jing Sheng regardless. The reason why he asked Jing Sheng was to see him fall out with Jing Sheng. One had an affair with Jing Sheng The woman wants to see him and Jing Sheng fall out... Damn it!Why do you feel that you can't calm down anymore? !

A cold finger with red nail polish on the top of the brain hole that was getting bigger and bigger, "It's almost [-], and it's like a second-term middle school, and you get angry because of these few words? Tsk tsk tsk, how old are you?" One-year-old can't even crack a joke?" Liao Xiaoxiao continued to poke Lai Kai's forehead with his index finger, "It's no wonder people blacked out for the IQ that should be treated."

"Ah?" Lai Kai, who was still unable to extricate himself from his brain, felt that the painting style in front of him changed too quickly and he couldn't accept it.

"One of the nominations for Best Supporting Actor at the Sykes Film Festival is a newcomer who wants to be on the King's show, a rough guy who wants to be on the King's show, and that's about it, although I'm not at all I don't think this guy is gay, I remember what show I attended before, I saw this guy, and the photo is proof." Liao Xiaoxiao looked down and turned his phone, this behavior was stopped in time by Lai Kai, who had enjoyed Liao Xiaoxiao's photography skills, Liao Xiaoxiao glanced at him, and threw the phone aside, "Well, although I don't want to see such an unappetizing face."

"Then Jing Sheng rejected it in front of all the big names at the dinner." Liao Xiaoxiao said here with a heartbroken look on his face, "I didn't even see Jing Sheng's handsome appearance!"

As for Liao Xiaoxiao's ten sentences, nine of them are nonsense, Lai Kai suppressed the yawn* and was patiently preparing to hear the key points.

"That little rookie, who is almost 40 years old, became angry from embarrassment, and bluntly said how can that model be a special guest? He probably thought you were unspoken by Jingsheng." Liao Xiaoxiao looked at Lai Kai, simulating contempt The tone accent emphasizes 'that model', and even the eyes are in place. "Afterwards, everyone expects to see the moment when the ignorant idiot will die as cannon fodder and be slapped in the face by the cool bully."

Lai Kai waited and found that Liao Xiaoxiao was still looking at him with that look, but remained silent.

So he asked, "And then?"

"Then what?" Liao Xiaoxiao was even more surprised than Lai Kai, "Didn't you come to my room in the middle of the night just to listen to what Jing Shengshuai turned over the entire Huanghua Planet to prove that he didn't have unspoken rules for you? Otherwise, why would you ask me?" ?”

"That's it?" Lai Kai felt that he was being fooled by the woman in front of him. "These things happened at the Sykes Film Festival? Could it be that Jing Sheng was provoked by someone or someone provoked him?"

"Do you think Jing Sheng is now a host who is so vicious in the circle that he can make female stars cry, who can provoke him?" Liao Xiaoxiao looked at Lai Kai with the expression of seeing an alien, "Who else? Dare to provoke him?"

Before Liao Xiaoxiao kicked Lai Kai out, she stood at the door and said to Lai Kai in a normal style for the only time tonight: "Jing Sheng and you have been friends for many years, it is much better for you to ask him directly about some things." Then he directly pushed Lai Kai out the door, and by the way, "After all, I don't want to gossip with you. I'm not as rich as Jingsheng, so I can't afford to support you."

Lai Kai dragged his pink cotton slippers, stood at the door of Liao Xiaoxiao in a daze for a few seconds, yawned and walked towards his room.

Although his whole head is full of Liao Xiaoxiao's penultimate single loop.

But when he walked to Jingsheng's door, he was almost hit in the face by the door that opened suddenly.

Inside the door was Jing Sheng squinting his eyes and wearing a blanket with low pressure. When he looked at Lai Kai, it seemed to Lai Kai that the effect was similar to throwing a knife.

"Liao Xiaoxiao said that you have something to say to me?" Jing Sheng's voice added a hoarse factor, but it still sounded very deceptive, if you don't look at the two dull strands of hair on his hair.

But the owner of Dumb Mao obviously didn't know that he had no intention of showing off his cute image now. He squinted his eyes and looked at Lai Kai. Did you wake me up with the life-threatening serial call? Or did you call my landline at home?"

"Are you asking me to unplug the phone line in addition to muting the phone at night?" Jing Sheng continued to squint his eyes and tilt his head to look at Lai Kai who didn't say a word.

"Is there anything we can talk about separately when we watch the Spring Festival Gala tomorrow? I don't want to see anything but the bed now, especially living creatures that can dangle in front of my eyes." Jing Sheng held the doorknob, "Oh yes Yes, tomorrow, no, today before four o'clock please don't let me hear your voice, baby, I will unplug the phone."

The sound of closing the door made Lai Kai glad that there were only three of them on this side.

Otherwise, if I stood here, I would be used as a target for throwing rotten eggs by my neighbors.

So when he was lying on his bed, he resented and despised Liao Xiaoxiao's behavior of beheading before playing and framing.Although he was not very angry, after all he knew when he should go to Jing Sheng to watch the Spring Festival Gala so as not to be smashed against the wall by a door.

Treat everything that just happened as a drill in advance.

Then Lai Kai had a dream, or it wasn't a dream, but when he first met Jing Sheng a long, long time ago.

The two children, who were just grown-ups, felt that the road ahead was at a loss, and when they were empty-handedly pursuing a dream that they might never be able to realize in this life, they met in front of a basement that was about to be rented out.

Then I faced the landlord, scrambling for this dilapidated basement that was cold in winter and cool in summer without sunshine all day long, but the rent was the cheapest.

The turning point of the matter was when Lai Kai was about to reluctantly increase the price by [-], and he was dragged to the back with one hand, and said in the most shameless voice that Lai Kai had ever heard in his life: "We are friends, we rent together. Just fine."

In a dilapidated basement, two people squeezed in, and the rent was shared equally.

Lai Kai experienced the feeling of being sold and counting the money for him to the fullest when he met Jing Sheng on the first day.And today, many years later, I relive this sour feeling in my dream again.So when he opened his eyes and saw the hour hand pointing to '10', Lai Kai's first reaction was: late!Jing Sheng didn't wake him up!

Then the brain that was pulled away by the memory of ancient times was rusty and rubbing. It took 1 minute for Lai Kai to realize from the panic of being late that he is now a world supermodel who can be late at will and no one will kick him out directly. , He now lives on the floor with the best view in the community specially provided for celebrities, not the dilapidated basement where he fainted even after adding 50 yuan to the rent.

Jing Sheng, a world-renowned gold medal host, lives opposite him, instead of huddling in the same bed with him to keep warm and waking him up every day.

Well, this feeling is really getting more and more sour, and it feels similar to eating a bag of spicy strips and throwing a bag away.

Lai Kai lay down on the bed with his eyes closed and rested for a while, then got up quickly, went to take a shower and tidied up the room, and then fried two poached eggs for himself, still sweet.

For the rest of the time, I looked at the hour hand on the hanging watch in the living room, a little bit, from the position of eleven, jumped a grid, a small grid of one-sixtieth.

Lai Kai frowned, took out his phone and checked the messages.

Liao Xiaoxiao's name is so eye-catching, it almost blackens Lai Kai's desire every minute.

"Oh my God, the door was slammed so loudly in the middle of the night, is your head okay?"

I don't care about her!Ignore the message!

Then I saw a message under Liao Xiaoxiao.

"Come here, I'm awake."

The information came from the gold medal host at the opposite door, and the time was 43 minutes ago.