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Jing Sheng was making coffee when he heard the knock on the door. After three knocks on the door, he stopped knowingly, and then he walked slowly and unhurriedly to open the door.

"You look surprised when I wake up." Jing Sheng stepped aside to let Lai Kai in through the door. "Or did you sleep until now and wake up? Aren't you very energetic in the middle of the night? Who can you show me looking drained?"

Lai Kai curled his lips, sat on the sofa without rebuttal, and decided to change the subject, "I dreamed that when we first met, at the basement door..."

Jing Sheng interjected: "Then we were woken up by being poor and like idiots at that time."

Lai Kai said that the skill point of changing the subject is really not on him.

"Okay," Lai Kai decided to change the method and go directly to the topic, "I heard Liao Xiaoxiao said that there is a young rookie who is about to turn 40 years old and pretends to be a scumbag and wants to use your show to get a position..."

"Who?" Jing Sheng felt that Lai Kai had said so many words, especially the modifiers describing the newcomers, and he really didn't have the slightest impression. "What is it?"

Feeling cheated by Liao Xiaoxiao again, Lai Kai changed the order of the sentences, "At the dinner after the Sykes Film Festival, a young newcomer said that I was adopted by you, and then this ignorant idiot pretended to be cannon fodder to die. You've been slapped in the face like this."

Jing Sheng frowned and thought for a while, then nodded, "There is almost such a newcomer who nominated the male supporting role at the Sykes Film Festival, and then wanted to be a guest on my show during the banquet, but after I rejected it, the mine cannon blasted you in. "Jing Sheng took a sip of his coffee and looked at Lai Kai, "What's the matter? Are you accusing me of this matter? Forget it, don't shake your head to defend yourself, I also know that you don't have the IQ to be squeezed by the door."

Lai Kai felt that Jing Sheng must have not woken up, and his words were stabbed from beginning to end, "...what does this have to do with IQ?"

"Oh, I don't know." Jing Sheng put the coffee cup that burned his tongue just after he took a sip on the table, and looked at Lai Kai calmly, "Maybe it's because I subconsciously feel that someone who wakes me up at one o'clock in the middle of the night is persistent." People have a bit of a problem with their IQ."

"Well, I was wrong." Lai Kai sincerely and helplessly admitted his mistake, "Can we talk normally now?"

Jing Sheng stuck out his tongue and said vaguely: "It's hot, wait a minute."

Lai Kai: "..."

In the end, after Jingsheng felt that he was in good condition, he told Lai Kai a story similar to Liao Xiaoxiao's version with added fuel and vinegar, but there were some essential differences in some places.

"The newcomer is just a little fresh meat in his 20s, and he looks pretty good." Jing Sheng took out his phone and put the photo of him and little fresh meat in front of Lai Kai, "This is when we haven't had a falling out with him yet." .”

Lai Kai, who was turned into a middle-aged rough man by Liao Xiaoxiao, corrected his three views, leaned over to look at the photo, and obviously asked someone to take it for him, "You look pretty good, why are you like this?" Directly refused?"

"I usually choose the essence of the guests. Well, you are an exception." Jing Sheng looked at Lai Kai's deflated expression since he entered the room, and finally gave him a non-sarcastic smile, "This little newcomer is ahead of me." He appeared when hosting the Global Music Awards. I can only say that his singing skills are worse than his acting skills. Without the post-processing, it is terrible, especially when he plays big names in front of me and borrows me to be on the show. Oh, I didn’t It was kindness to stomp him to the ground."

"Besides, why would I want someone less famous than me to be a guest on my show?" Jing Sheng shrugged his shoulders, "Then I invited the new best actor Krugers to the public at the dinner at the Sykes Film Festival. Come on my show. Well, get sprayed badly."

"... Is Crudgers gay?" Lai Kai felt that his focus seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't stop himself from thinking about this question, "Oh my God, what about the movie in which he won the best actor award?" How can you bear the sex scene?"

"That's why he is the movie star. Even if he can't get hard, he can still show a wolf-like expression." Jing Sheng waved his hand, "Well, he didn't come out publicly, he is bisexual, I just said it casually at the time , and then he was called gay by the heroine who worked with him, it really means that everyone is gay. The entertainment industry is like this, the show is really emotional, probably thought I fell in love with Crudgers' ass."

"Why didn't you tell me such an important matter?" Lai Kai patted Jing Sheng's shoulder complainingly. "Are you still a good brother who plays together?"

"Tell you what?" Jing Sheng looked puzzled, "Is it because I was thought to have taken a fancy to Krugers' ass, or is Krugers a bisexual? It's all a joke. We usually play together or something, and then we When Crudgers went out drinking together, he apologized to me, and no one took it seriously."

"But I'm playing big, and the news of my falling out with Krugers will be spread back to China in about two days." Jing Sheng took a sip of his lukewarm coffee, "The news paparazzi is just a little false. Yingying can say the same as the truth, but they are no longer interested in the news that I keep you." Jing Sheng bumped Lai Kai's shoulder, "It seems that I am more famous than you, after all, at this time There are people who are black."

"Heihei is healthier." Lai Kai rubbed Jing Sheng's shoulders, "After all, the ratings of your new program have to be said to beat some programs in the face, do you still remember when you said you would plan such a program? At that time, are those true lovers black?"

"It's a matter of strength. The darker you are, the more you love me." Jing Sheng glanced at Lai Kai, "You're done asking, do you still want to watch the Spring Festival Gala now?"

Lai Kai shook his head, "After watching Tucao, I feel that the whole process of the Spring Festival Gala is completely presented in front of me, and I feel satisfied."

Jing Sheng stood up, looked down at Lai Kai, with an expression of 'as expected' on his face, "Okay, just ask me if you have anything in the future, what Liao Xiaoxiao said is for me Full of admiration, it is impossible to tell the truth."

"Why do I feel that what you said is cheap?" Lai Kai looked up at him, "And Liao Xiaoxiao is your brainless fan. After so many years, I have a deep understanding, but I still I have to go to her to find out about your dynamics, do you know why this is?"

Jing Sheng raised his eyebrows, leaned on the arm of the sofa and said, "Because you really love me?"

"Oh no," Lai Kai hurriedly shook his head with an upright look on his face, "Because only when I heard her flamboyant compliments on you, can I realize that you are a gold medal host, not someone who is so mean-spirited all the time. A bad friend who wants to be flattered and impulsive."

Jing Sheng reached out to pick up the mobile phone on the sofa, and muttered in a low voice: "...I suddenly want to watch the video of your first show eight years ago, the one under your colorfully painted face without makeup I still keep the ghost photos after that.”

"Is it a foul to turn black history?" Lai Kai shook his phone, "Did I tell you that I carry the video of your first time as a host with me, I still remember that it was a location host, and then when you got off the roller coaster , your face is not much better than mine."

Jing Sheng stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes at him, then turned his head and walked to the bedroom, and said to Lai Kai by the way: "Is there nothing to do today, change clothes and go shopping for vegetables, we'll cook hot pot when we come back!"

"No problem! I'll bring over the specialty my mother gave me!" Lai Kai got up and looked in the direction of the bedroom, and shouted, "Just the two of us? Do you want to invite a few more people to have fun?"

"This building is enough for you!" Jing Sheng, who was pulling on a sweater, said in a muffled voice, "Go and change first, and we'll talk about the rest. I finally have such a vacation, hurry up!"

"You have to spend your hard-won vacation in your sleep at first." Lai Kai said in a low voice, but went out to change clothes opposite with a smile.

Jing Sheng changed his clothes and sat on the bed, put his coat aside, and began to reply messages to Liao Xiaoxiao.

"We have been together for so many years, we should have been together long ago, you take care of your mania, and you don't take care of yourself, so don't care about others. Besides, let me talk to him seriously. The problem is, even with friends, I feel very embarrassed, I'm not used to it."

Liao Xiaoxiao's reply speed was not slow, and Jing Sheng wondered how she could type so many words with punctuation in such a short period of time.His tone of voice was still the same as if he didn't care about anything.

"Oh, I wouldn't believe it if you didn't have any ghosts to kill. Besides, what's wrong with talking to your friends when you have difficulties? When you are short of money, you obviously have a good friend who doesn't ask for interest. Do you still want to borrow usury? Then There is something wrong. If it weren’t for someone with a good relationship who saw that you were poured alcohol by that bitch, would you have kept this kind of thing hidden? You acted in a movie with the actor, and you really thought you were a character Son? Even if she really is that Crudgers' concubine, you stand there like a fool and get splashed by her? I'm much better now that my mania is better, or I'll blow her head off in minutes. This kind of thing doesn't may stop"

Jing Sheng had just finished reading the above article, and sent the other one directly.

"What the hell is the [-]-character limit! How can I be so talkative? Where did I say in the last article... Well, this matter can't be stopped. I just want to ruin this woman. I heard that she was a model before. , that's why I brought Lai Kai into it. After all, he is a person who can talk in that circle. Okay, I know you didn't take care of him, and he didn't take care of you. You are like friends, how about doing a favor? Alright? Alright, have you explained it clearly to him, or I will tell him myself. What the hell are you talking about like a bitch! Just one word, make this bitch!"

Liao Xiaoxiao, who can't even count words now, sent the third text message quickly.

"This is not a limit on the number of words. A separate article explains its importance. Jing Sheng, you lack someone by your side now, and you only need a lover, lover, family member who can let you confess everything to him, well, whatever you say. This Advice from a self-confessed friend of yours."

Jing Sheng waited for a while, seeing that the fourth message did not come, and then thought about sending a reply.

"I didn't intend to stop this matter. I'm not a soft persimmon that I recognize. You and Lai Kai are my friends. It's not that I don't want to trouble you, but some things are unnecessary. Well, wait for me It’s time to borrow money from you. As for the person who doesn’t care what I say, when fate comes, it will naturally happen. In the end, I quit smoking, I don’t want to emphasize it. Advice from a friend who has been around for many years.”

When exiting the inbox, Jing Sheng saw the first message from Liao Xiaoxiao.

"Lai Kai has already seen that there are some things you don't want him to know, so he has been coming to disturb me in a sensible way, sneaking around. I just want to know when you will be able to come to an end?"