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After taking a shower and brushing his hair, Jing Sheng took the mobile phone that was thrown on the sofa before, found Song Mu's number, thought for a while and sent a message: "Today Lai Kai and I talked about the things between you. "

The first trick of the formula is to pretend that you know everything and let the other party mess up.

Song Mu obviously hadn't slept yet, and the text message was replied quickly, with just one word: "Huh?"

Jing Sheng became interested, and poked his fingers on the phone screen: "I actually don't quite believe it. I think every word Lai Kai said to me is worth scrutinizing. Xiao Mu, you won't deceive me, right?"

The second trick of the cliche, the soft policy, fundamentally moves the other party to let the other party confess.

This time Song Mu's reply to the text message paused for more than ten seconds, and he sent more words than the first time: "Brother Jing Sheng, when did I ever lie to you! That is mainly what Brother Lai Kai said..."

Jing Sheng frowned. When Lai Kai's IQ proportional function k value was negative, he didn't expect there to be a small fresh meat growing in a straight line with a positive k value.

So he decided to adopt the third method of formulaic words, half of which is true and false.

Then when Song Mu looked at the message from Jing Sheng on the phone, he wanted to cry without tears and sent a screenshot of WeChat to Lai Kai: "Brother Lai Kai, what do you think I should reply?"

Lai Kai, the remote controller who was only two doors away from Jing Sheng, looked at the screenshot sent by Song Mu——

"Brother Jingsheng: It's because you guys kept it from me. Isn't it embarrassing to meet you? Brother Lai Kai has confessed to me. You are responsible for most of what he said. I despise his behavior of selling teammates. , come to you to seek the truth by the way.”

Lai Kai reprimanded Song Mu in a low voice: "Do you know what it means to pretend to be crazy? Do you know how to change the subject? Forget it, you can't play Jingsheng. You know what you can say and can't say, and you can say something that has nothing to do with him. The most important thing is to take the initiative of the topic in your own hands!"

"Am I trying to grab the topic with Brother Jing Sheng?" Song Mu pulled his lips and smiled dryly on the other side of the phone, and quickly replied to the message to Jing Sheng.

"Brother Jingsheng, I haven't been in touch with Brother Lai Kai for a long time. It may be because Brother Lai Kai contacted me about the OC brand endorsement opportunity. I refused because of the audition for the movie. I was afraid that he would be angry and dare not contact me. Him? It's not like you don't know, I'm most afraid of him getting angry. "

Jing Sheng looked at this message, although the length of the message was worth waiting for almost 3 minutes, but if it seemed impossible to refute it, in Jing Sheng's view, it was full of loopholes.

For example, where did the spokesperson for the OC brand come from?For example, when did Lai Kai get angry with Song Mu, why didn't he know?For example, Song Mu started auditioning for movies a year ago, and he never saw Lai Kai contact Song Mu again after he and Song Mu broke up... Huh?Jing Sheng felt as if he had gotten something.

Jing Sheng thought about his words, tapped his fingers lightly: "Your relationship has become like this, it must be related to me, right? You just need to answer yes or no."

Song Mu habitually sent screenshots to Lai Kai, and then his eyes widened after realizing what Jing Sheng said, subconsciously typed a bunch of garbled characters on the send bar, took a deep breath, and then deleted all the messy cells in his head , sent in a tone like a cat whose tail has been trampled on: "How is that possible?! Brother Jing Sheng is getting late, I'm going to bed, good night!"

Then, ignoring the vibrating mobile phone that showed new news, he simply shut it down, threw it on the sofa in the living room like a ticking time bomb, thought for a while and pressed the pillow on the phone nervously.

Lai Kai, who was still gnashing his teeth on the other end of the phone, and Jing Sheng, who was also on the other end of the phone, was satisfied and ready to fall asleep.

During the period of time when he didn't receive a reply when he sent a WeChat message, and when he dialed and heard the news that the phone was shutting down, Lai Kai's brows never loosened.

Although he knew that no matter how low Song Mu's IQ was, it would be impossible for him to tell the truth, but Lai Kai couldn't help but feel anxious.He tiptoed to the door, looked through the door mirror at the closed door opposite, and sighed deeply.

Song Mu is gay, Lai Kai knew it well when he was still the teacher of his training class.But after knowing Song Mu for such a long time, he has no feeling for this little fresh meat in front of his eyes, so he naturally ignores that some people just like the type of little fresh meat.For example, Jing Sheng who suddenly appeared in his studio.

Well, it wasn't sudden, Jing Sheng had greeted him before he came.but!At that time, he really thought that Jing Sheng came to him for supper and took a look at Xiao Xianrou, but he didn't know that Jing Sheng mainly hooked up with Xiao Xianrou, so he came to see him by the way!

Within 10 minutes after Jingsheng entered his studio, Lai Kai watched his good student and his good friend sitting together drinking mineral water and chatting. He could only hold a bottle of quilt beside him. Jing Sheng forced the mineral water into his arms, and looked at the dove occupying the magpie's nest expressionlessly.

Hehe, the mineral water still hasn't been unscrewed!

Again but!At this time, the stupid Lai Kai from before never thought that there would be an affair between these two!

Later, later later, who knows how long later, he saw Song Mu send the drunken Jing Sheng to the house they shared together at that time.

"Brother Lai Kai." Song Mu greeted him very naturally at that time, "Brother Jing Sheng doesn't seem to be able to drink alcohol, sorry, I seem to have drunk him."

The stupid Lai Kai never thought about where the two of them went for dinner and drank so much wine so late, he just glanced at the drunk and unconscious Jing Sheng, frowned and said to Song Mu apologetically: "Please, Xiao Mu, just leave him to me."

"Ah, it's okay." Song Mu waved his hand with difficulty, "Where is Brother Jing Sheng's room? I'll just send him in."

Thinking about it now, Lai Kai, who wanted to give himself a slap in the face, said with a smile, "The second room on the left."

Lai Kai, who thought his IQ was much higher than at that time, buried his whole head face down in the pillow.

But the water in his head was still there, and he went to the bathroom to fetch a pot of hot water for Jing Sheng with such a head full of water, and even made preparations to take care of this drunkard all night, and even asked for leave tomorrow. He has set up automatic sending of text messages.

Then I saw that the door was not closed, the door!without!close!

Lai Kai, who was so stuffy that he couldn't breathe, lifted his head up to catch his breath, and then buried it in the pillow. The pillowcase was white with red strawberries on it. It had just been washed and smelled like washing powder.

Shan stupid Lai Kai showed a smile, and he already had words in his mouth to let Song Mu go back to rest earlier.

I saw two people kissing each other, mouth to mouth.

At that time, Lai Kai, who had a rough nerve, only had one sentence in his head: Jing Sheng didn't brush his teeth after drinking too much, doesn't his mouth stink?

In fact, the two separated just by touching their lips, but Lai Kai felt that he had been peeping from the side for half a century.

Jing Sheng, who was slightly conscious, rubbed his swollen head, and said to Song Mu in a gentle tone, "Go back first, don't you have to go out tomorrow?"

"Brother Jing Sheng." Song Mu rolled his Adam's apple up and down, "Can I stay?"

"Xiao Mu, don't bother you." Lai Kai, who pretended he didn't see or hear anything, walked in enthusiastically, "It's hard work for you to bring this drunk back so late, come on! I'll see you off !" Lai Kai put the basin on Jingsheng's bedside table, and without looking at Jingsheng, threw it out and said, "Wash your face yourself." Then he turned and pushed Song Mu, who was about to say something, out of Jingsheng's bedroom.

"Brother Lai Kai," Song Mu touched his nose in a little bewilderment, "That night..."

After leaving Jingsheng's room, Lai Kai's appearance obviously changed, with a serious expression, as if his parents and teachers had caught a child who fell in love with him early.He leaned against the door, forcing Song Mu to the door, and he opened the door thoughtfully.

Then he said without emotion: "Have you dated Jing Sheng?"

"Ah?" Song Mu was stunned for a moment, "Yeah, we've been dating for three months, I thought you knew..." Well, this expression of catching|rape|in|in bed was obviously kept in the dark.Song Mu closed his mouth knowingly.

Three months, that is, shortly after Jing Sheng met him.

"Jing Sheng and I have been friends for many years, and I really treat you as a student..."

"Wait!" Song Mu interrupted Lai Kai's long speech, and hesitantly said, "Brother Lai Kai, don't you have any thoughts about Brother Jing Sheng?"

Lai Kai: "...what do I think of such a mean-spirited man with a poisonous tongue?"

Song Mu heaved a sigh of relief, and said in a low voice, "Then it's impossible for you to have any thoughts about me, right? Don't scare me, then haven't you been secretly in love with me for several months?"

"...You should just get out of here." Lai Kai said without a good attitude, "When you are with Jing Sheng, you really have his annoying aura all over you."

"Really?" Song Mu sniffed himself on purpose, "No, I can't smell it. Brother Lai Kai, you really are Brother Jingsheng's true love, so you went to smell it. Besides, I just like Jingsheng Brother, this kind of person is humorous, gentle, and especially has a sense of security."

Every time Song Mu said something, Lai Kai frowned even more.

humor?Base your happiness on the suffering of others.

gentle?Blooms only to outsiders.

sense of security?Should he tell the child in love in front of him that Jing Sheng lost his keys four times a month.

Besides, why is he so disgusted with Song Mu's aura full of pink bubbles in front of him?

Those who show affection in front of single dogs should be burned to death!

"Xiao Mu, be careful when you go home." Jing Sheng covered his head with a hot towel, and a head emerged from the bedroom.

"Bang!" Lai Kai turned around and pretended nothing happened, with a natural expression on his face. "Xiao Mu has already left."

Jing Sheng, who was still a little drunk, was puzzled: "I seem to have seen him waving at me just now..."

"You are blind...you are talking nonsense, your eyes are dazzled." Lai Kai curled his lips, "Go take a shower, you stink to death."