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Lai Kai slept all night with his head buried in the pillow, and he felt top-heavy when he woke up in the morning.

"Boss! Great God! Grandpa! Please reply me after hearing my message?"

This Yixin message is Lai Kai's assistant, oh yes, he almost forgot that he has an assistant.

"What kind of God does God care about him? Are you awake?" Lai Kai was still brushing his teeth when he heard an angry voice at the door. He went out of the living room and looked at the watch hanging on the wall, making sure that it was... …

"It's 10 minutes to 10 o'clock instead of [-] minutes to [-] o'clock!" Jing Sheng was going crazy at the door, "Lai Kai, your grandpa, quickly open the door for me, I'm freezing to death!"

With a toothbrush in his mouth, Lai Kai opened the door for the up-and-coming old man who was wearing a blanket, and said vaguely, "If you smash flowers and spray your face."

"Please speak humanly, did you greet me early in the morning with toothpaste foam all over your face?" Jing Sheng sat on the sofa, wrapped himself in a blanket, watched Lai Kai walk into the bathroom, and closed his eyes. Lying on the sofa with his eyes sideways, he took a throw pillow as a pillow.Probably because it was a little cold, Jing Sheng's body slowly shrank together.

Then Lai Kai came out and saw an extra ball on the sofa, it was still a fur ball.

"Hey, you changed your temper and got up so early?" Lai Kai poked the black hairy head protruding from the fur ball, "It's so cold, did you sleep naked?"

"I'm wearing underwear." Jing Sheng said with his eyes closed, but his voice sounded sober, "Your assistant is new here, he called me."

"It's still the same, ordinary man who is not tall and not good-looking, but he has more things to do." Lai Kai pushed Jing Sheng's legs into the sofa, and sat in a corner by himself.

Jing Sheng squinted his left eye, "Did I have dinner with him? To make him think I'm just so easy to talk to? I want to blackmail him!"

"He's dark enough." Lai Kai shook his head, with a helpless expression on his face, "But you came out early in the morning and knocked on the door of my house because you are not good at talking."

"Go to my house now, pick up the phone I threw on the sofa, and listen to it from beginning to end." Jing Sheng closed his left eye, which was squinted before, "I just want to trouble you now, tell you This assistant, I have changed my number."

"Can you lock the door casually when you go out in the future? That means I'm by your side." Lai Kai thought of something just as he got up, and looked at Jing Sheng suspiciously: "Hey, didn't you turn off your phone while you were sleeping?"

"Didn't you fall asleep listening to your perfect song yesterday?" Jing Sheng said with a smile on his lips, "Then he fell asleep smiling and forgot to turn off his phone."

"I suddenly feel that your behavior of sleeping on the sofa this morning is really enough to describe it in one word," Lai Kai snorted coldly, "Yes!"

"I don't care about going to your bedroom to sleep. You are such a young man who needs to use a roll of toilet paper every night. I'm worried that you will be infected with your masculinity, and then you will be straightened abruptly." Jing Sheng just said Talking about it, I feel that I have actually experienced that scene, and my whole body trembles. "Scary, did you wash the sheets today?"

"There's no one around you, right?" Lai Kai didn't deny Jing Sheng's statement, "You just use Five Girls to solve the problem every day. I think I should give you an airplane|cup as a New Year's gift."

"I'm already thirty, but I can't stand such an intense exercise like you." Jing Sheng is not sleepy after chatting with Lai Kai now, but he is too lazy to move and is still lying on the sofa, "Besides, I am originally an ascetic Character, you can only look up to such a tall physique like a sophomore!"

"Please." Lai Kai spread his hands, "I don't know that one day at around nine o'clock in the evening, on the door of your house, the gun stood up after rubbing against it."

"Do you think it's interesting for you to mention the night before we broke up?" Jing Sheng said that he had nothing to say to the person in front of him. That's a little bit of a feeling. Now when I think of someone interested in my backside, I'm frightened and softened."

Compared to being a hooligan, Lai Kai still has to stumble on Jing Sheng after all. This is no longer a hooligan, it is simply shameless. "I went to get your mobile phone, and I felt that I was within your living range, and my morals dropped a circle."

"If you still have things like integrity, I'll pick them up and eat them all for you." Jing Sheng propped up half of his body from the sofa, "By the way, help me get the canned hawthorn in the refrigerator."

Lai Kai, who had already stepped out of his house with one foot, frowned at Jing Sheng, "Eating such sour food early in the morning, you thought your stomach was from before you were seven years old!"

"Who said I want to eat it?" Jing Sheng said stiffly, "I took it out to slow down, otherwise it would be too cold. My current teeth are not from before I was 17 years old."

Regarding Jing Sheng's obvious sophistry, Lai Kai didn't say anything at all.But when he came back, he held the canned hawthorn that Jing Sheng wanted in one hand, and Jing Sheng's cell phone and two eggs in the other.

"I don't have any eggs at home, take two of you."

Jing Sheng didn't care about Lai Kai's self-indulgent behavior. He just put on a blanket and walked to the kitchen door, and said very naturally, "I don't eat boiled eggs, and I don't want boiled candied eggs."

"...Didn't you see that I'm already heating the oil?" Lai Kai lifted the pan helplessly, "This is the basic element of frying eggs, do you know?"

"Can you do it?" Jing Sheng jumped in wrapped in a blanket, "I won't eat the mushy ones."

"If you get stuck anywhere, just throw it in my mouth!" Lai Kai waved his hand and said impatiently, "I'm already thankful that you stay away from me now, the kitchen is only so big, and two grown men are crowded Don't you think the whole air is thinning!"

"The oil has heated up the talent of literature and art, if I were canned hawthorn!" Jing Sheng poked the soft flesh of Lai Kai's waist under the blanket, and before the tragedy of Lai Kai pouring a pot of oil on him uncontrollably Quickly said, "Chef, I'll go back to take a shower first! I won't close the door for you!"

Lai Kai didn't even look at Jing Sheng, and waved his back to him with his whole body relaxed.

As soon as Jing Sheng walked out of Lai Kai's door, he saw Liao Xiaoxiao open the door as if he was stuck in time, then let the door open, and said with a smile: "I heard you yelling at the door early in the morning. Called, you don't need to go to the TV station today, I want to talk to you about what I said yesterday."

When Jing Sheng saw Liao Xiaoxiao, he thought of the message she sent in the middle of the night yesterday, and pointed to his door, "I'll go find you after I change my clothes, by the way, if I see your cigarette butts in the room, we will There's absolutely nothing to talk about."

"Don't worry, I just smoked two." Liao Xiaoxiao compared two fingers, "I will quit slowly."

Lai Kai's eggs were all fried, but Jing Sheng still didn't come back. He poked the candy-filled fried egg in front of him, and casually took Jing Sheng's phone. Six or eight, it hasn't changed for such a long time.

The interface after unlocking is a bunch of messages, all sent by Lai Kai's assistant who forgot in the corner.

Article one. "Brother Jingsheng, is Brother Lai Kai up yet? My phone seems to be on silent when I call him. If you have time, can you tell him, does he have a press conference tomorrow? It's a very important press conference, so please remind him do not be late."

Here is Jing Sheng's unsent reply: "Your sister..."

Article II. "Brother Jingsheng, Brother Jingsheng, are you up? You should be up. I think Brother Jingsheng should be the kind of person who pays more attention to health preservation, unlike Brother Lai Kai. Did Brother Jingsheng see my first message? It seems that I I haven't introduced myself yet, I'm Brother Lai Kai's work assistant, my name is..."

Lai Kai didn't continue to listen, he already knew that his assistant was noted by Jing Sheng as 'call when we meet'.

The latter ones were not opened until the time showed the one at 43:[-] am.

Jing Sheng replied: "Okay, I just came back from exercising, I will tell Lai Kai, and he lives across from me, not next to my pillow."

Lai Kai smiled inappropriately.

Then I flipped down casually, and saw Liao Xiaoxiao's messages swiping the screen, and the last one was at two o'clock in the morning.

Lai Kai put his finger on it and wandered for a while, but he still didn't click it.

After all, he met Liao Xiaoxiao through Jing Sheng, and there were many topics between her and Jing Sheng that he could not participate in.Even if he may know something from the usual chat.

For example, Liao Xiaoxiao's last relationship; for example, Liao Xiaoxiao's mania; for example, when Jing Sheng first met Liao Xiaoxiao, he was almost hit on the head by a crazy Liao Xiaoxiao with a wine bottle; for example, Jing Sheng's shoulder There is also a scar that is almost completely invisible.

And Jing Sheng, who abandoned Lai Kai's fried eggs, is now wearing a very casual pure white sweater and casual sweatpants, sitting on the solid wood sofa of Liao Xiaoxiao's house, and thinking that Lai Kai might look good when he was hungry The not-so-good fried egg swallowed.

"I think my mental state is much better now." Liao Xiao smiled and handed over a piece of overnight pineapple bread, "Did I pull you off Lai Kai's table?"

"You did it on purpose." Jing Sheng took the bread and didn't eat it, "Wait for me to go with you for another checkup. Calm down and calm down, don't think too much about it. How does it feel to be hosting in the past few weeks? "

"By the way, this is what I want to tell you." Liao Xiaoxiao leaned forward, "I seem to have fallen in love with a guest on our show, she is exactly the type I like, I Want to be with her!"

Jing Sheng's eyes widened: "Are you serious?"

Liao Xiaoxiao nodded, "I spent two cigarettes yesterday thinking about all my girlfriends, and the woman who hurt me the most, I even spent one cigarette in remembrance of her, and then I completely Letting go of the past, I decided to start over, to really, seriously start a new relationship!"

Apart from the initial surprise, Jing Sheng showed a bright smile: "If you are really sure, then change all your bad habits, especially smoking! Quit it completely!"

"Understood! You are simply my housekeeper, well, I will become a smoke-free person under your supervision like Lai Kai." Liao Xiaoxiao waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up now Go back and have dinner with Lai Kai."

After stepping through the door of Liao Xiaoxiao's room, Jing Sheng remembered something and turned his head and said, "You have time to pull that woman out and let's have a meal together."

"Let you abduct her!" Liao Xiaoxiao pouted jokingly, "I see."

Jing Sheng didn't notice the cigarette butts that Liao Xiaoxiao kicked under the sofa, but he could smell the pungent tobacco smell from the room's perfume, it was definitely not just two cigarettes.