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If it was said that Jing Sheng let him in through the back door on purpose, then the second guest had clearly signed up and was selected.

Jing Sheng raised his voice to the cheers and whistles that had not stopped after the guests appeared, "If you shout like this when every guest comes up, I'm afraid you will have a golden voice at the door when you come again. "

"Okay, our second guest who seems to be very popular, do you want to introduce yourself first? Or let everyone get to know you directly through your short video?" Jing Sheng pretended to cover his eyes, "I'm about to be rejected by our guest This pair of little leather pants blinded my eyes."

Lai Kai, who was sitting on the sofa, made up the knife: "I don't think you are blinded by the little leather pants, but you can't bear to look directly at the two long legs of the guest."

"Brother Lai Kai, I like you very much!" The guest smiled happily, showing a row of big white teeth on the top, "And Brother Jing Sheng, I really like your show. The previous show of 'If you don't die, just say it' You must watch it once and wait for the replay, and then watch the video on the Internet the next day to grab the sofa.”

"According to the number of words you praised me is more than what you said to Lai Kai before, I am very happy and allow you to follow me silently. Then after the show is over, I will treat you to Mala Tang!" Jing Sheng smiled and patted the guest's face Shoulder, "Okay, the little leather pants with such a sweet mouth first introduce themselves to these *sluts who can't walk when they see the long legs."

"Hi everyone, hello resident guests, my name is An Dexiu, I'm 24 years old, and I'm a graphic model now." Little Leather Pants smiled and blinked, "Other questions, I will tell you in the short video."

At this time, the big screen began to play a short film of the little leather pants.

Different from the gloomy style of the little otaku before, the short story of the little leather pants is him at work.

Chi|Naked to the upper body, but with a loose thin tie hanging around his neck, the makeup on his face and no smiling expression made him look like two different people from the big boy standing on the stage with a sunny smile.At least the one on the short film is much more aggressive.

Then after the shooting ended, the man who was still cold-faced just now turned into a big boy next door, gave the photographer a hug, and then said to the camera: "Hi everyone, my name is Andersiu, a graphic model. "

The camera changed and turned into a colorful nightclub.

"I like the atmosphere in the nightclub, and my two ex-boyfriends are also met here."

"But this is just a fast-food love life. It seems that sex is the only way to maintain the relationship between everyone."

"So after I broke up with my ex-boyfriend, I decided to end this kind of life and be with someone safely. I hope to find a boyfriend who can face coming out with me. There is no problem in getting married in the future. "

"I hope that the next relationship will be longer, and it will be the best in my life."

At the end of the short film, there is a picture of An Dexiu with his lips tightly pressed and his eyes slightly squinted.

Jing Sheng stood next to the little leather pants at the end of the short film, "I heard someone from the audience below shouting that they knew the ad you shot, the tie ad for luxury uu, if I hadn't seen your ad, I would definitely It never occurred to me that this was a person."

"After all, models and actors are similar. They need your photos to be in the style, and you have to perform in that style." Little Leather Pants grinned, "But my usual style is almost the same as it is now. I I think I'm quite attractive when I smile. But I'm number one, sorry, the domineering president who still left me a light at this time."

"I really like this type of sunshine, it's a pity." No. [-] domineering president smiled helplessly and turned off the lights.

"The guest is great. If I have time, I really want to invite you to take a set of photos." The second photographer whose lights have been turned off pointed at the table, "I'm Wang Ye, you can also call me loom, I'm I appreciate your performance."

"Wow." Jing Sheng yelled exaggeratedly, "So that loom is you, and I still have your "Boundary" album on my bookshelf."

"I've always wanted to tell Jing Sheng that that album is a signed book that I quietly sent out as a fan." The photographer said with a smile, "I listened to your show and know that you like this kind of photography with amazing visual effects. , so it can be regarded as a little conceited."

"If the above statement is because you don't know that your photo album has been the top three in the book bestseller list for half a year, I would say that you really have the guts, after all, many authors dare not send me their own books. Most of the works sent to me are also their opponents." Jing Sheng shrugged, "But I believe you know and are qualified to be so confident. Well, your free time, now the stage is free." He took two steps back and sat beside Lai Kai.

"What I want to ask the guest is, must your alcohol capacity be very good?" said the No. [-] graduate student who still kept the light on, "I don't often go to nightclubs because my alcohol capacity is too low."

"The reason why I went to nightclubs before is because, in a more general way, I simply ask someone out and go to bed together." Little Leather Pants smiled and waved his hands, "Since I've come here, I just want to find someone to settle down with. Look at me, why should I go to places like nightclubs to have fun?"

The fourth kindergarten teacher who kept the lamp said: "If, I mean, if, if we are together, when will you decide to come out with your family members? Personally, I hate the behavior of sham marriage with a lesbian."

"The prerequisite for coming out with my family is that I have a boyfriend who can support me. After all, I think I will have the courage to face the consequences. Fake marriage with Lela is not my first consideration. If I've been single all my life and may have chosen that. But with a boyfriend, my first choice is to be with this person to come out and get married."

"Sorry, I've turned off the lights." Cartoonist No. [-], who had been looking dazed all this time, smiled apologetically, "Because of my status as a graphic model, I think I can't handle it."

"It's okay." Little Leather Pants smiled nonchalantly, "I like my profession, even though sometimes he is indeed selling his luster."

"Hey, you are also doing this job of selling your appearance, what do you think?" Jing Sheng asked the man next to him in a low and funny voice, "Actually, you are not only selling your appearance, you are almost selling your body Yes. I'm still impressed by your nosebleed panty ad."

"It's a pity that I've exposed my flesh to such an extent that I still haven't been able to keep a soft-hearted person in bed." Lai Kai spread his hands helplessly and said with a nonchalant expression, "But do you think it's better to be with a guy? How about a fake marriage?"

"I might find a lesbian to have a child." Jing Sheng paid attention to the time, "After all, I still like soft and cute creatures like children."

"Hi guest, I saw your outfit, can you dance on the spot?" Dr. Mary Sue, who also turned off the lights, said with a smile, "Your outfit is very sexy today."

The little leather pants hurriedly waved his hands, "I really don't know how to dance, I don't have that sense of music rhythm, it's very stiff."

"Everyone knows how to dance and sing." Jing Sheng stepped forward, standing to the left of the center of the stage, "It's just a matter of whether the dance looks good or not, but don't make things difficult for our little sexy guest. Let No. [-] do a strip-twisting pole dance in public, keep a low profile. Just kidding, we are keeping lights on No. [-] kindergarten teacher and No. [-] graduate student. In the final period, you still have to decide Choose our guest?"

"I like the character of the guest, but I still have reservations about the occupation of the guest, because the profession of graphic modeling, especially the guest has not come out yet, I don't want to go out and walk with my boyfriend on the road and hide it Yes, I still hope to find a less conspicuous lover." The preschool teacher pursed her lips and smiled, "Sorry." Turned off the lights.

"I actually have a question I want to ask our guest." The only remaining graduate student smiled apologetically, "This question may be a little private, I want to ask the guest, have you always only slept with men? "

The little leather pants lowered their heads and remained silent.

"Sorry." The graduate student turned off the lights apologetically.

Jing Sheng looked at the little leather pants with his head down, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "Our sunny boy is not sad! Even if our resident guests didn't choose, the audience below us are all sparrows. Wanting to try out, occupation, coming out of the closet, etc. are not problems, as long as you have a boyfriend who treats you well. Aren’t these problems that can be solved?”

"I like you! An Dexiu!" An audience member said so.There was a burst of warm applause from the audience.

"Thank you everyone." Little Leather Pants looked up and said with a smile, "I was silent before because I suddenly felt that I didn't think enough before. Maybe I'm not the person who can give everyone a sense of security, but I understand now that I actually It can be better than what I am doing now, [-] times better."

"Thank you, Brother Jing Sheng." The little leather pants gave Jing Sheng a hug, "You are really my idol, maybe I will come back to this show again, with a brand new me."

"welcome any time."

Watching the little leather pants leave the scene, Jing Sheng sighed, "To be honest, it seems that none of our guests are the type to look at faces, and the audience has a golden voice, and they can calmly analyze their love problems. I don't know whether this is good or not, after all, these are your choices. Although I am a little surprised that the little model didn't succeed in holding hands, my initial goal is to let all the guests on this show succeed in holding hands. I Will you say? I can’t understand the aesthetic orientation of our guests. Is the most popular fresh meat out now? Then you are still putting botox on your face desperately, and never smile in order not to get wrinkles , what about the team that sells cute pictures every day and pretends to be young?"

"In this case, I hope that our resident guests can widen their eyes and take a look at our last guest tonight. Is it your favorite dish?" Jing Sheng raised his lips and smiled , "But before the next guest comes on stage, I still want to say something that the audience in front of the TV may be about to go berserk. After the 5-minute commercial, you will be able to see me who looks good again."

"I just like to see you guys gnashing your teeth at me but there is nothing you can do about it." Jing Sheng smiled at the camera, "The commercial is not very exciting, but it's only 5 minutes, please be patient."

"Oh, I forgot to remind everyone, don't ignore who our special guest is just because you watched Lai Kai's advertisement of selling lust? Even though the program told me this evening, the special guest's position is to come and mess with me Tripping Pit hosts."

At this time, Lai Kai said aggrievedly: "My lines are obviously so few, do you want me to have no sense of presence?" Amidst the laughter of the audience, the TV switched to the advertisement.