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While Jing Sheng and Lai Kai were whispering, the short video of the courier boy on the big screen was not interrupted.

"I came here mainly to tell the most ordinary story about me, an ordinary courier boy."

After the self-report in the opening sentence, what appeared on the screen was the busy life of the courier company.

"My job is almost 360 days a year without a break. I have sent couriers to countless people, and I have also received couriers from countless people. I have walked through the streets of various cities, and those hard-working There is not much difference between a bitter courier, and maybe my sexuality is not included in it.”

"But of course I have delivered couriers to this kind of people. People like me have delivered all kinds of things, some of which would make people blush and heartbeat." The voice of the courier boy was full of a smile meaning. "Of course, I've never interacted with my customers. After all, what I say to my customers is 'Hello, this is your package, please sign here.'"

"The courier guy is just my job. I rely on it to support my family, and I rely on it to help me save a down payment for a one-bedroom house. And now I'm optimistic about a house, not big, a one-bedroom double bed , two pillows and one quilt, this is the future life I hope for. I have already paid the down payment before coming to this show."

"I have been in love twice. At that time, I didn't have a house of my own. I lived with my boyfriend. Every time I quarreled over various things, the most common sentence the other party said was to ask me to pack up my things and leave him. I really did this and moved twice, and when I no longer dared to return the rented house, I knew it was time to break up."

"I hope to find a boyfriend. Even if we quarrel upside down, don't talk about moving this topic, it hurts."

The screen dimmed a little bit, and the last shot was of an undecorated room.

"Is the last shot the house you just paid the down payment for?" After the short film ended, Jing Sheng had already stood in the center of the stage again, "It hasn't been renovated yet."

"Well, because I have never enjoyed the fun of decorating my own room, I want to come to the first house by myself. Of course, it would be better to have someone to accompany me." The courier boy smiled a little shyly, "I live in the house I rented before. Here, the rent has not yet expired, so I thought I couldn’t do a loss-making business.”

"I like this kid!" Old Mr. Jiexiu said with a smile, "The sentence just now can be used as an entry-level businessman. After you step off the stage, ask for my contact information. I will call you at seven five in our store later. fold."

"Then I must go, I really like desserts. My favorite is Grandpa Jiexiu's shop." The courier boy smiled, "I feel that even if I didn't succeed in holding hands this time, I didn't leave empty-handed." return."

When Jing Sheng heard these words, he deliberately put on a serious face, "You haven't even passed half of the time, and you are starting to talk about frustration right now. It is a kind of negative energy that should be wiped out on our positive program stage! Give yourself some Be confident, otherwise how will you find a boyfriend!"

The courier boy clenched his fists to cheer himself up, "I see, Brother Jing Sheng, I will definitely show everyone my best side!"

"Your truest side is your best side." Jing Sheng patted him on the shoulder, "Now the stage belongs to you, 15 minutes of free discussion time." Jing Sheng retreated to his seat.

"I think the courier industry is actually a lot of trouble for many people," Mr. Jack Su said first. "After all, couriers who deliver violently are attacked by netizens because of the speed of delivery."

When it comes to his career, the courier brother obviously sighed, "Actually, I can see these ironic remarks on the Internet when I am free. I can only use this program to say something about our courier. In fact, there is no such thing as violent express delivery, but it is indeed rare. The annual express delivery is at least tens of billions, but the number of mails that are actually violent is no more than [-]. This The percentage is already very low. It is inevitable that there will be some bumps and bumps during the delivery due to the distance. Every courier company provides courier insurance, and customers have the right to open the box for inspection before signing. Although the courier including me Sometimes the employees are really impatient with this kind of thing, but there is no way, this is everyone's rights, even when I receive a large express, I will habitually open the box and check. As for the express speed, I can only It is said that every courier does their best, after all, sometimes it is common for us to distribute couriers until late at night."

"I found that what our courier brother said when he mentioned his job is still very convincing." After Kananzhong said this, he saw the courier brother's face flushed and he was waving his hands all the time. "You don't need to rush, just speak slowly."

"I...I really, really admire Brother Nanzhong! I'm a little excited." The courier boy calmed his breathing, "I haven't dared to look directly at Brother Nanzhong since I was on the show just now. I'm too nervous."

Xia Mian, a new vocational teacher at the university, said with a smile, "You say that you are a god, so you don't worry that your future boyfriend will be jealous?"

The courier boy pretended to be thinking, and then said ruthlessly, "Then my boyfriend must be Brother Nanzhong's fan!"

"If some of the words in this sentence are switched, I think you won't be able to fall in love with him." Mr. Jieke Su bent his eyes when he laughed, and the courier boy looked a little embarrassed.

And the chubby intern next to Mr. Jack Su said in a low voice with doubts: "Must my boyfriend be a fan of Brother Nanzhong? My boyfriend must be a fan of Brother Nanzhong? Brother Nanzhong must be my boyfriend." Fan... Bah! This one is definitely not!"

"Brother Nanzhong's fan is my boyfriend." The smile on Jack Su's face became more obvious, and he turned to look at the intern, "I think you must be the stupidest guest since our show started."

Jing Sheng spoke from his own seat: "It's the first time that the guests have started a personal attack mode. I'm really happy to see it. Ah, the time hasn't come yet, you guys continue, I'll watch."

The slightly fat intern said that he kept his head down and kept silent, hiding himself like an ostrich.

It made the audience laugh.

The university teacher said: "I want to ask the courier brother, what is the strangest customer you met when you were working? I saw reports on the Internet before, and there were always some very funny comments. I think the courier Brother himself should have experienced more.”

"It should be okay, ah, no, there is one." The courier boy frowned, "Just half a month ago, I met a customer who was actually quite handsome. But the strange thing is that he My face asked to open the box for inspection, I thought it was a valuable item at first, but it turned out..."

"Sex|fun|toy|toy?" Lai Kai, who has no moral integrity, interjected.

"No, it's not." The courier brother's ears were red, and his voice was a little hard to hear amidst the screams of the audience, "It's the kind of tricky toy that automatically pops out the skeleton when it is opened. head or something. And then I got freaked out."

"I feel that the guests are too cute." The university teacher said with a smile, "especially the one who is scared is very cute."

Jing Sheng looked at the time, and just as he was about to walk forward, he saw the director waving to him from the audience. This was the first time the director called him over in the show.

"What's the matter?" Taking advantage of the blind spot of the camera, Jing Sheng leaned over and asked, "Aren't the commercials all over for the guests?"

"This guest on the stage, the audience especially likes to beg me all the time." The director whispered, "If no one lights up the guest in the end, give the audience a chance."

Naturally, Jing Sheng would not object, "I like things that increase the success rate."

The time for free communication was over, Jing Sheng walked to the center of the stage, and none of the lights on the opposite guest seats were lit.

"Actually, seeing such a scene, is our courier brother very disappointed?" Jing Sheng patted him on the shoulder, "These five resident guests are really so happy and at ease when chatting, and when they finally choose Hesitating again? There are still 5 minutes left, does our courier brother have anything to say?"

The courier brother took a deep breath, with the corners of his mouth curled up, "I didn't hesitate to go on this show. Even though I knew that the resident guests on the opposite side might not be able to fall in love with me, I still came up. Because I want to talk Love, the kind of love that can last a lifetime. Even if I didn’t succeed in holding hands today, I didn’t feel particularly disappointed. After all, Mr. Jiexiu said he would give me [-]% off! If anyone wants to go to Jiexiu’s Grandpa's store enjoys the lowest discount, so please contact me! After all, I don't mind our relationship starting as friends."

The chubby intern had already put his hand on the button, and was pulled away by Jack Su who was beside him, and said in a low voice, "This is clearly a size zero, can't you see it?"

The intern was a little confused: "I am..."

"If you're so stupid, I'd probably be a straight man."

What they said was with the microphone closed, and only the guests around could hear them. At that time, everyone kept their mouths shut and held back their smiles.The only ones present were Kananzhong and Jiekesu, and neither of them seemed to have the intention of turning on the light.

"I like you!" At this moment, there was a sudden sound from the audience, and a person near the front row stood up, and the person in front of him gave way to let him pass, "I like you, delivery boy Brother Li Xun, I have been paying attention to you before, and then I found that you seem to have a good impression of me."

Lai Kai, who was sitting on the seat, said, "If there is someone he has impressed before, it's probably just the owner of the prank toy."

Jing Sheng stepped aside and asked the audience who came up to stand in the middle, "Our courier brother should know this person."

"It can't be said that we know each other, but we've met." The courier brother's words can be regarded as merciless, "I delivered three couriers for him in a month, one time for prank toys, one time for cactus, and one time for sexy underwear. "

Jing Sheng smiled and interjected, "I think before you discuss these things, we still want to hear the audience who broke in mysteriously, what's your name, and your sweet confession?"

"My name is Lin Song, and I've always liked the courier guy's one. Now I choose the one he works for as long as it's a courier, and when I order some weird things, he will open the box and check it. It's a molestation." The mysterious intruder The audience laughed and said, "Actually, I didn't expect him to come in this episode at the beginning. I have always been a loyal fan of the show. I live not far from here, and I never missed every episode. After he was a guest, I have been begging the director of the show to give me a chance, and I am still praying that no one will turn on the lights."

"Now your prayers are also useful, and the director has given you a chance. But these are not important." Jing Sheng's tone was a little serious, "You should ask our courier brother if he wants to give you a chance?"

"Will you give me a chance to be with you? We can renovate the house together. I studied house design in college, although I am now the sales team leader of a company." The audience who broke in mysteriously paid attention to the express delivery. The little brother's expression, "Would you like to? Or do I need to get down on one knee?"

"You really are!" The courier brother put his hand on the audience's outstretched hand and patted casually, "We can try it."