The world's first same-sex dating show
Chapter 34
Watching these two people leave the stage, although they didn't hold hands, it was obvious that they were bickering.
Jing Sheng clapped his hands and focused everyone's attention on the center of the stage, "Okay, our guests were taken away by a mysterious man who broke in at random. He really likes to tease his customers, and I hope they will find that they will become regulars for a lifetime after the probationary period."
"Since our resident guests are all here, let's go straight to the time of the second guest, he is a muscular man who looks pleasing to the touch, and is also our first guest of Caucasian complexion on stage , "Jing Sheng deliberately stopped here to enjoy the cheers of the audience, "I have heard your can't wait, so let's not hesitate to invite the second guest of our fourth episode!"
While the elevator was slowly descending, I heard Lai Kai speak with some doubts: "I heard that the male | Eighteen centimeters?"
"Do you want to hit your stomach?" Jing Sheng looked at him with idiot eyes, "I've always thought it's better not to hurt number zero if it's so long, and just focus on my hands and the aircraft|cup alright."
So when the second guest came out, there was the most enthusiastic screaming in the audience.
"Thank you everyone, thank you everyone." The caucasian came up and waved to the audience, "I heard that the audience of Brother Jing Sheng's program is very enthusiastic, and now it seems more surprising than what I heard."
Jing Sheng looked at the Caucasian man standing beside him. He only wore a slim black vest on his upper body, showing his obviously strong biceps.
Lai Kai laughed out of embarrassment: "I feel that Jing Sheng is standing with the guests. Jing Sheng is simply skinny. I'm not insulting him. After all, Jing Sheng still has muscles, even though he takes off his clothes. There is no such feeling as a guest, and half of it may not be there.”
"After all, I rely on my mouth to eat, not my body." After Jing Sheng retorted, he did not give Lai Kai a chance to fight back, and turned to face the guests, "I see that your Mandarin is very good, and you have already learned to praise the host. .Then introduce yourself first."
"I have learned Mandarin since I was a child, and I think this language is very beautiful." The Caucasian man smiled, not only his skin is white, but his teeth are also particularly white, "My name is Ellen, a common name, and I am 29 years old. Now I'm a gym trainer for a club, I've been a boxer, I've won national medals. But I'm not the same in life as I am in work."
"So at this time we need to start watching short videos?" Jing Sheng took two steps back, "Let's take a look at the former fitness trainer and boxer, the real self in life!"
When the lights in the entire studio were turned off, Jing Sheng was already sitting next to Lai Kai, and said in a low voice, "As expected, I really have no immunity to muscular men."
"You really didn't touch him in the audience." Lai Kai leaned his head and said in a low voice, "I guess you didn't miss the guest's chest muscles, did you? You really regret that that salivating expression didn't grow on you. Bar?"
Jing Sheng rolled his eyes, "Before I came to the stage, it was all about Brother Nanzhong's business. I don't have time to care about muscular men! But there will always be this opportunity, after all, it's on my stage."
Lai Kai leaned over and turned Jing Sheng's face away, "If your expression is captured by the camera, one-third of you will be turned black."
"After you became a special guest on my show, I've been turning black on you every day." Jing Sheng curled his lips and turned his head, "No wonder I feel more and more vicious recently."
Lai Kai was already numb by this person's narcissistic personality in some aspects, and he said helplessly, "You don't feel like..."
"Crack!" A light suddenly lit up in the guest seat!
The first one!First place at the show!Before the guest's short film was over, a resident guest turned on the light.
But Jing Sheng didn't go to the stage, he squinted his eyes and watched the short story that was still playing on the big screen.
"Boxers are just to support themselves. Of course, it is not ruled out that I was in a rebellious period at that time. And when I grew up completely, my mentality naturally changed. I stayed away from boxers with a high risk factor, and lived in peace and stability. Became a fitness trainer."
"I have seen too many muscular men like me, but I personally like the kind of man who looks like a scholar, who is gentler and can live together. I can cook and don't It's an exaggeration to say that it's delicious. If you choose me, I can do almost any housework, because I'm strong after all."
In the last shot, the muscular man does a fitness exercise.
"Very good, very good!" Jing Sheng applauded and stood in the middle of the stage, and also imitated the last move of the guest short video, which caused a lot of laughter, "It is inconvenient for me to move around in a shirt. In terms of visual experience, they are all very good. But you don’t have to encourage me to take off my clothes, I’m afraid everyone will get nosebleeds because of my figure!”
"I'm not joking, after all, we have more important things to do now." Jing Sheng pointed to the resident guest seat in front of the muscular man, "If you have watched our show before, you should know the rules of our show , now there is a light on the opposite side, and I will tell you that the owner of the light is a university teacher with the kind of scholarly temperament you like."
"And I don't know how to cook. In addition to giving me hot pot ingredients, I can cook hot pot." The university teacher added with a smile, "I especially like the figure of the guest, and the character of the guest. I think we can get along well."
"If possible, I really want to touch the muscles of the guest." The chubby intern next to the university teacher whispered, "I have never touched the muscles of a muscular man, I can only touch the fat on my body .”
"You want to eat the guest's tofu without even turning on the lights? It's too cheap for you." Jack Su once again dismantled the stage, "I think it's better for you not to touch some things when you have them. If you don't have what you hoped for , then you will be disappointed. And if you know the taste, and he can't belong to you forever."
"I can hear Mr. Jacksu giving lectures every day." Grandpa Jiexiu said with a smile, "But you can't think deeply about this kind of thing. If you think about it carefully, you will find that it is all nonsense."
"I feel that the atmosphere of the resident guests seems to be very good recently. Everyone seems to be very relaxed." Jing Sheng squeezed the muscle of the muscular man's arm, "Okay, little intern, I touched it for you. Not bad. But I think the pecs should be more perfect."
"It's true that you can hear the host losing his morals every time on the show." Mr. Jack Su said with a smile, "Okay, I can speak for Jingsheng from now on. It's our time, and now it's free discussion time."
Jing Sheng clapped his hands to express his appreciation, "I think I may have a successor after the global blind date show, okay, I'll leave it to you."
"Actually, I think there is no need to think about anything under the current situation." Kananzhong said with a smile, "After all, it's up to our guests to decide now, and our university teachers are waiting for your decision."
The muscular man was silent for a while, as if he had decided on something before he spoke: "If we are together, how long can you accept us to get married? I came to the show with this belief."
When this question came out, the audience fell silent.
Then someone shouted from somewhere in the auditorium: "Marry him!"
This sound seemed to open some valve, and the audience shouted crazily!
"Marry him! Marry him! Marry him!!"
The university teacher blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, "I am actually very cautious when it comes to getting married. I think the minimum condition for two people to get married is to feel good and get used to it after getting along. Instead of just relying on first impressions And get married, even if I have a good first impression of you."
"Although I may be Caucasian, my teacher and I have similar ideas." The muscular man smiled and showed a row of white teeth, "I think after three months of dating, if both parties are satisfied, we will get married Ah. After we get married, we can choose to find a house near where you and I work and settle down."
The university teacher lowered his head and said softly, "I have a small house in the urban area..."
As a result, the muscular man frowned and shook his head, "I am a man who wants to protect his lover, and I will always give it to you, the best I can give!"
"Some people may be disgusted by the somewhat macho words of our guests with a great figure," Lai Kai leaned forward, crossed his legs and said with a smile, "but the expression of our university teacher is obviously not what I said before. which type."
"I feel that after the domineering president left our show, the speed of the show has become a bit awkward." Jing Sheng waved his hand, walked up to the muscular man and asked, "Our university teacher has already turned on the light for you, and he is optimistic about you now, how about you?" Would you like to go up and walk with him? Date? Get married? "
The corner of the muscular man's mouth curled up, "Why not?"
When the muscular man walked up to the guest seat, to everyone's surprise, he hugged the university professor all at once, and it was still the princess hug that made the audience scream!
"You're still a little thinner." The muscular man frowned first, and then said with a smile, "I can put on weight for you...well... at least ten catties."
The process of hugging the princess was only a few seconds, and the university teacher was too shy to look up.He didn't look up until he and the muscular man left the show.But from the back view, when the two were about to leave everyone's sight, the university teacher bumped the muscular man's waist.
"I see that our guests holding hands will live happily enough in the future." Jing Sheng stood in the center of the stage again, "You understand." The audience burst into laughter.
"Suddenly felt that I was right for not pressing the light." The fat intern breathed a sigh of relief, "I don't want to gain ten catties at all."
Jing Sheng waved his hand: "Xiao Pang's figure is actually not very bad. After all, many people like you. Am I right, Mr. Jacksu?"
Jack Su smiled, but did not answer the question directly: "At this time, you should have entered the time of the last guest on our show."
Jing Sheng clapped his hands and focused everyone's attention on the center of the stage, "Okay, our guests were taken away by a mysterious man who broke in at random. He really likes to tease his customers, and I hope they will find that they will become regulars for a lifetime after the probationary period."
"Since our resident guests are all here, let's go straight to the time of the second guest, he is a muscular man who looks pleasing to the touch, and is also our first guest of Caucasian complexion on stage , "Jing Sheng deliberately stopped here to enjoy the cheers of the audience, "I have heard your can't wait, so let's not hesitate to invite the second guest of our fourth episode!"
While the elevator was slowly descending, I heard Lai Kai speak with some doubts: "I heard that the male | Eighteen centimeters?"
"Do you want to hit your stomach?" Jing Sheng looked at him with idiot eyes, "I've always thought it's better not to hurt number zero if it's so long, and just focus on my hands and the aircraft|cup alright."
So when the second guest came out, there was the most enthusiastic screaming in the audience.
"Thank you everyone, thank you everyone." The caucasian came up and waved to the audience, "I heard that the audience of Brother Jing Sheng's program is very enthusiastic, and now it seems more surprising than what I heard."
Jing Sheng looked at the Caucasian man standing beside him. He only wore a slim black vest on his upper body, showing his obviously strong biceps.
Lai Kai laughed out of embarrassment: "I feel that Jing Sheng is standing with the guests. Jing Sheng is simply skinny. I'm not insulting him. After all, Jing Sheng still has muscles, even though he takes off his clothes. There is no such feeling as a guest, and half of it may not be there.”
"After all, I rely on my mouth to eat, not my body." After Jing Sheng retorted, he did not give Lai Kai a chance to fight back, and turned to face the guests, "I see that your Mandarin is very good, and you have already learned to praise the host. .Then introduce yourself first."
"I have learned Mandarin since I was a child, and I think this language is very beautiful." The Caucasian man smiled, not only his skin is white, but his teeth are also particularly white, "My name is Ellen, a common name, and I am 29 years old. Now I'm a gym trainer for a club, I've been a boxer, I've won national medals. But I'm not the same in life as I am in work."
"So at this time we need to start watching short videos?" Jing Sheng took two steps back, "Let's take a look at the former fitness trainer and boxer, the real self in life!"
When the lights in the entire studio were turned off, Jing Sheng was already sitting next to Lai Kai, and said in a low voice, "As expected, I really have no immunity to muscular men."
"You really didn't touch him in the audience." Lai Kai leaned his head and said in a low voice, "I guess you didn't miss the guest's chest muscles, did you? You really regret that that salivating expression didn't grow on you. Bar?"
Jing Sheng rolled his eyes, "Before I came to the stage, it was all about Brother Nanzhong's business. I don't have time to care about muscular men! But there will always be this opportunity, after all, it's on my stage."
Lai Kai leaned over and turned Jing Sheng's face away, "If your expression is captured by the camera, one-third of you will be turned black."
"After you became a special guest on my show, I've been turning black on you every day." Jing Sheng curled his lips and turned his head, "No wonder I feel more and more vicious recently."
Lai Kai was already numb by this person's narcissistic personality in some aspects, and he said helplessly, "You don't feel like..."
"Crack!" A light suddenly lit up in the guest seat!
The first one!First place at the show!Before the guest's short film was over, a resident guest turned on the light.
But Jing Sheng didn't go to the stage, he squinted his eyes and watched the short story that was still playing on the big screen.
"Boxers are just to support themselves. Of course, it is not ruled out that I was in a rebellious period at that time. And when I grew up completely, my mentality naturally changed. I stayed away from boxers with a high risk factor, and lived in peace and stability. Became a fitness trainer."
"I have seen too many muscular men like me, but I personally like the kind of man who looks like a scholar, who is gentler and can live together. I can cook and don't It's an exaggeration to say that it's delicious. If you choose me, I can do almost any housework, because I'm strong after all."
In the last shot, the muscular man does a fitness exercise.
"Very good, very good!" Jing Sheng applauded and stood in the middle of the stage, and also imitated the last move of the guest short video, which caused a lot of laughter, "It is inconvenient for me to move around in a shirt. In terms of visual experience, they are all very good. But you don’t have to encourage me to take off my clothes, I’m afraid everyone will get nosebleeds because of my figure!”
"I'm not joking, after all, we have more important things to do now." Jing Sheng pointed to the resident guest seat in front of the muscular man, "If you have watched our show before, you should know the rules of our show , now there is a light on the opposite side, and I will tell you that the owner of the light is a university teacher with the kind of scholarly temperament you like."
"And I don't know how to cook. In addition to giving me hot pot ingredients, I can cook hot pot." The university teacher added with a smile, "I especially like the figure of the guest, and the character of the guest. I think we can get along well."
"If possible, I really want to touch the muscles of the guest." The chubby intern next to the university teacher whispered, "I have never touched the muscles of a muscular man, I can only touch the fat on my body .”
"You want to eat the guest's tofu without even turning on the lights? It's too cheap for you." Jack Su once again dismantled the stage, "I think it's better for you not to touch some things when you have them. If you don't have what you hoped for , then you will be disappointed. And if you know the taste, and he can't belong to you forever."
"I can hear Mr. Jacksu giving lectures every day." Grandpa Jiexiu said with a smile, "But you can't think deeply about this kind of thing. If you think about it carefully, you will find that it is all nonsense."
"I feel that the atmosphere of the resident guests seems to be very good recently. Everyone seems to be very relaxed." Jing Sheng squeezed the muscle of the muscular man's arm, "Okay, little intern, I touched it for you. Not bad. But I think the pecs should be more perfect."
"It's true that you can hear the host losing his morals every time on the show." Mr. Jack Su said with a smile, "Okay, I can speak for Jingsheng from now on. It's our time, and now it's free discussion time."
Jing Sheng clapped his hands to express his appreciation, "I think I may have a successor after the global blind date show, okay, I'll leave it to you."
"Actually, I think there is no need to think about anything under the current situation." Kananzhong said with a smile, "After all, it's up to our guests to decide now, and our university teachers are waiting for your decision."
The muscular man was silent for a while, as if he had decided on something before he spoke: "If we are together, how long can you accept us to get married? I came to the show with this belief."
When this question came out, the audience fell silent.
Then someone shouted from somewhere in the auditorium: "Marry him!"
This sound seemed to open some valve, and the audience shouted crazily!
"Marry him! Marry him! Marry him!!"
The university teacher blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, "I am actually very cautious when it comes to getting married. I think the minimum condition for two people to get married is to feel good and get used to it after getting along. Instead of just relying on first impressions And get married, even if I have a good first impression of you."
"Although I may be Caucasian, my teacher and I have similar ideas." The muscular man smiled and showed a row of white teeth, "I think after three months of dating, if both parties are satisfied, we will get married Ah. After we get married, we can choose to find a house near where you and I work and settle down."
The university teacher lowered his head and said softly, "I have a small house in the urban area..."
As a result, the muscular man frowned and shook his head, "I am a man who wants to protect his lover, and I will always give it to you, the best I can give!"
"Some people may be disgusted by the somewhat macho words of our guests with a great figure," Lai Kai leaned forward, crossed his legs and said with a smile, "but the expression of our university teacher is obviously not what I said before. which type."
"I feel that after the domineering president left our show, the speed of the show has become a bit awkward." Jing Sheng waved his hand, walked up to the muscular man and asked, "Our university teacher has already turned on the light for you, and he is optimistic about you now, how about you?" Would you like to go up and walk with him? Date? Get married? "
The corner of the muscular man's mouth curled up, "Why not?"
When the muscular man walked up to the guest seat, to everyone's surprise, he hugged the university professor all at once, and it was still the princess hug that made the audience scream!
"You're still a little thinner." The muscular man frowned first, and then said with a smile, "I can put on weight for you...well... at least ten catties."
The process of hugging the princess was only a few seconds, and the university teacher was too shy to look up.He didn't look up until he and the muscular man left the show.But from the back view, when the two were about to leave everyone's sight, the university teacher bumped the muscular man's waist.
"I see that our guests holding hands will live happily enough in the future." Jing Sheng stood in the center of the stage again, "You understand." The audience burst into laughter.
"Suddenly felt that I was right for not pressing the light." The fat intern breathed a sigh of relief, "I don't want to gain ten catties at all."
Jing Sheng waved his hand: "Xiao Pang's figure is actually not very bad. After all, many people like you. Am I right, Mr. Jacksu?"
Jack Su smiled, but did not answer the question directly: "At this time, you should have entered the time of the last guest on our show."
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