The world's first same-sex dating show
Chapter 81
Lai Kai has become more loyal recently, and the idiot level can reach the top.
Even though Jing Sheng never had a good face towards him, he could still try his best to get in front of Jing Sheng.
Like now-
"Get out———" Jing Sheng's words were already a greeting for meeting Lai Kai, and he was fiddling with the camera of the computer, "I'm busy now, I don't have time to play with you, be good."
"Fan network meeting, I used to be the only guest at your meeting every year? You can throw it away when you can't use it!" Lai Kai said this without any psychological pressure at all, "Besides, if I don't If your fans miss me and come up with a series of dramas about our breakup, what do you think? Also, you’ve only been discharged from the hospital for a long time, if I don’t show up, if they think you’re sick again What's the weight..."
"Shut up." Jing Sheng tidied up his clothes, leaned back on the chair, and glanced at the time.In the end, he gave Lai Kai a corner of his eyes, but he was still quite disgusted. "Could you please go and clean yourself up, you don't even know you're a chef when you're wearing such a pink apron! Besides eggs, what do you not burn?"
"I clearly..." He retorted naturally, glanced at Jing Sheng, and then tore off the pink apron that Jing Sheng was obsessed with and had to buy, "It's okay, do I need to put on some makeup and powder? "
"You paint it red again, tap a little, and you can be a big-headed doll juggling at the door." Jing Sheng rolled his eyes, "Don't look like a comedian, pay attention to the time, I will start a live broadcast soon. "
The reason why the annual Jingsheng fan meeting was held in the first place is probably unclear now.However, since the first time it was held, the number of fan participation has increased by millions every year. Of course, it must be due to Lai Kai.
If Jing Sheng hadn't secretly borrowed the TV station's network for the annual fan network exchange meeting, and it was on the forum website researched by his rich fan administrator himself, the server would probably be overwhelmed and crash.However, after Jing Sheng logged in for about 30 seconds, the computer was still stuck.
"How's it going? Have you memorized your opening words?" Lai Kai put on a black and white plaid shirt and was wearing a black tie. He noticed that Jing Sheng was wearing a black and white plaid tie crookedly today, and he was wearing a pure white shirt. .He was silently adored by this kind of tacit couple costume. “I ordered the fruity chocolate cake!”
"Ordered just now?" Jing Sheng leaned his head on the chair and turned a small circle to look at him, "Let Mr. Jiexiu add more strawberries and pineapples."
"Guarantee a super luxurious big cake." Lai Kai took two steps forward, leaning on the back of Jingsheng's swivel chair, slightly raised his chin, motioning him to look at the computer screen, "CP fans are going crazy."
Jing Sheng turned his head, with a helpless smile on his face. "It seems that after a year, everyone actively put us together as a couple, and now it has become a successful book, and the screen is full of your screams."
"I was instantly killed by Master Jing's 'happiness' smile!!!"
Looking at the line that was typed out by some fan on the screen, and thinking of what was pushed two days ago, Jing Sheng's expression was a little subtle, "The first one that didn't copy is very fast, there is still time Type out the quotation marks."
Lai Kai naturally knew about Jing Sheng's situation, so he rubbed his hair amusedly, "You have fun, I'll go get ready."
The annual fan meeting is around Jing Sheng's birthday, Lai Kai does have a lot of things to prepare for.Cake is just the most basic, and the rest of the so-called candlelight dinner is not enough for just one cake.
"Okay, let's get in the way." Jing Sheng adjusted the camera, "It's our own family now, isn't it? Those who said Lai's family should turn off the phone and go to sleep now!"
For words like 'hhhhhhh', 'hahahahahahahaha', '23333333' that filled the screen, Jing Sheng regarded it as invisible.He changed to a more casual sitting position, "It's been another year. Last year, the average age of my fans was 26. I'm worried that this year's fans will be less than 16. Of course, there are Lai Kai's face powder and waist powder." , Chest fan, butt fan is fine, even if you are a minor, your integrity is probably lost."
"I brushed my face on the 'I wish Lord Jing and Lai Kai happiness" and added three exclamation marks, thank you. "Jing Sheng turned his mouse around, "Forget it, it's like this every year, can't you guys have something new?I went to find a bgm, and I suddenly felt a little embarrassed when I said that, after all, you didn't cooperate with me at all, you just echoed me. "
"'I feel that Lord Jing's arrogant aura has become stronger recently' the guy who said this always makes me want to answer you very thunderously, don't call me arrogant, but call me queen." Jing Sheng heard behind him, "busy Zhong' Lai Kai's unreasonable laughter, and then directly looped all the accompaniment of Joe Hisaishi as bgm. "Okay, let's get into today's topic, which is to openly answer a few hot topics on the Internet. Then I will chat with you as in the past few years, and I will be a little more casual. , after all, it is not on stage."
"First of all, thank you for your support. After all, I feel that it is not easy for you to persevere for so many years." Jing Sheng looked at the various questions and blessings on the official forum, "You accompany me to pinch black and show cuteness, and then watch I'm officially 30 years old, thank you for happy birthday, but tomorrow is my birthday and I will tell you? Then I don't accept gifts other than snacks..."
"Ah, Jingsheng won't accept gifts this year!" Lai Kai interjected at this moment, "He's too old to let him eat snacks anymore, for the sake of his health."
"Why are you everywhere!" Jing Sheng turned around angrily, and saw Lai Kai making a face at him.
And said in a very helpless and doting tone: "Good boy, I'm already working hard to improve my cooking skills!"
What is Miao Turning around and sitting down, Jing Sheng took a deep breath, and didn't know whether he was facing the camera or muttering to himself, "It's really thundering, I'm not well."
Then I saw that the screen was full of 'Master Jing is blushing, blushing, ah, ah, no, I have to go out for a couple of laps! ''The annual dog abuse series is crying sweetly' 'Crazy, crazy, crazy! '...
What the hell is this all about? !Are all the rational fans among his fans infected?Where did it all go!
"After only one year, I feel that there is already a generation gap between you and me. Have the primary school students written their homework? Can they memorize 26 letters in English?" Jing Sheng rubbed his forehead, "Okay, okay, Answering questions Answering questions, first of all, you are more concerned about the global dating program, the program is conducted in quarters, and because I have something to do, the host of the men's show is a good friend of mine who helped me host, I also hope that everyone will continue to support. I will almost go back to host the last encore program of the first season. I don’t need to say more about co-hosting with me, as long as you understand.”
"You shouldn't have any doubts about this question, right?" Jing Sheng coughed lightly, and Lai Kai, who had been paying attention to him, poured him a glass of lemonade sensibly.
During this time, Lai Kai glanced at Jing Sheng's screen that had been swiped, and added very naturally: "Jing Sheng's body is recovering well now, but the reason why he won't host the show is because we are going on our honeymoon."
"Go away!" Jing Sheng kicked him with little force, "It's not a honeymoon, but I'm just planning to go on a trip. After all, I haven't had the opportunity to go on a trip alone because of work problems. Then he is just me taking him with me." Go guide."
"Oh tour guide..." Lai Kai's sinister voice hadn't passed yet, when he saw Jing Sheng's eyes, he wagged his tail cutely, "Yes, tour guide, I'm Jing Sheng's tour guide. It's all free and only includes food and lodging, which is super cost-effective. "
"I seem to smell something mushy." Jing Sheng patted Lai Kai's face, "Go and have a look."
"I didn't do anything... Yes, I smelled bad too, I'll go and have a look now." Before he left, Lai Kai showed a helpless smile at the screen.
After Lai Kai left, Jing Sheng simply ignored all kinds of rolling and screaming swipes that filled the screen, and looked at the question on the top of the official forum with a very normal state of mind, "Okay, calm down. Regarding the question of when Lai Kai and I will get married, I can only say that if we do this, you will definitely know. We are not in a hurry. What are you in a hurry? And whether we are living together, I will not answer the nonsense .There is also the issue of attack and receiving, so if you ask such a too personal question, you will be blocked!"
"And about the new movie, I haven't watched the current movie for a long time. I just watch Brother Nanzhong's movie over and over again. After all, the movie of my male god is a perfect classic." This kind of words, just continued with a smile, "I am a loyal fan of Brother Nanzhong, not only me, but also Lai Kai. And about the 'me too' you said, I believe there must be very few of you Some of the people in the group have all the genuine movie DVDs of Brother Nanzhong. Of course, I won’t say anything about the signed version, so I won’t provoke you.”
The screen is full of ellipsis.
"Skip over the questions that are too personal, and I suddenly feel that it doesn't matter if I don't answer the rest of the questions." Jing Sheng's eyes skipped from good morning to noon to good evening, and continued to skip from a bunch of blessings, and he couldn't mention it. He cheered up and said, "You guys are getting more and more boring, I don't even know what to say to you, or we just broke up."
The full screen turned into a crying face in an instant.
"There is no interaction, do you want me to talk about stand-up comedy? You are forcing me." Jing Sheng made a boring expression, captured a sentence on the screen, and his eyes lit up, "What did the previous one say?" Return Lai Kai, I will stand here now, go to the kitchen and pack him up."
"Jingsheng, you're enough." Lai Kai, who essentially went to see what's messed up, but was actually scrolling through Weibo in the kitchen bored, shouted, "If I really leave, there's no place for you to cry."
Regarding Lai Kai's words, Jing Sheng just smiled in front of tens of thousands of people, and said three words in a straight voice: "Hehehe."
"Then you also saw that Lai Kai was reluctant to leave, so I reluctantly accepted him." Jing Sheng spread his hands, "Since the first online exchange meeting, you have been so concerned about my love life, and now you see that we have achieved positive results You're so happy that you're about to faint, aren't you?"
"Hey, touch your head. About 11 years later, at the Internet exchange meeting, Lai Kai was still frying muddy dishes in the kitchen without showing his face." Jing Sheng smiled, "At that time, I didn't know if the person who came today was They will still be there. However, despite the vicissitudes of life, our protagonist will not change. This is not confidence or anything, after all, we have known each other for 30 years, and I think that it should not be difficult to continue to persist for another [-] years."
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"It's enough for you to expose the couple's outfits so publicly!" The director knocked on the dressing table and looked at the similar shirts of the same brand on Lai Kai and Jing Sheng. The difference was that Jing Sheng wore a bow tie, while Lai Kai wore a tie around his neck.
Fully understanding the resentment of a middle-aged man who can't be with his lover late at night, Jing Sheng, who was putting on makeup, said with a good temper: "After all, we are not only the host, but also the returning guests this time."
This time there are actually five pairs of returning guests including Jing Sheng and the others, the director of the male god, Grandpa Dessert and the famous director, Jack Su and the trainee fat, and the new combination of the president's new partner and veterinarian.The other hand-holding guests could not be there for various reasons, so they booked such a combination.But this is not bad, we are more familiar with each other, and the atmosphere should be more active.
"Don't worry, director, now everyone likes to watch the official sugar distribution." Lai Kai put his hand on Jing Sheng's shoulder, Jing Sheng shook his shoulder, and was reminded by the makeup artist not to move around.
Facing the scene in front of him, the director could only deeply express his own resentment, including some of the audience who had gradually entered the stage: "Then do you know that there is a creature called a single dog who wants to burn you to death every minute?"
"Are there still empty nesters?" Jing Sheng looked up and down the director teasingly, "We will remember to care for you."
The consequence was that the director whose career was ruined left behind the script and left.
"Is that how you care for him?" Lai Kai said with a smile and glanced at the makeup artist, knowing his identity as a million-volt light bulb. The makeup artist finally fixed Jing Sheng's makeup and left. By the way, he was considerate for them Closed the door.Without outsiders around, Lai Kai rubbed Jing Sheng's face naturally, "By the way, have you found the contact information of that very tall doctoral student?"
"I found it a long time ago, so it's up to you to remember?" Jing Sheng curled his lips, "Then we determined the reason for the breakup between the two, and confirmed the relationship between the two, and the rest is for the audience to agree, but this and us There's not much to do, and if their reasons for falling in love are reasonable, there's nothing impossible. Also, don't touch me!"
"I just move my face and mouth." Lai Kai replied very simply, although the smiling expression became a bit subtle after Jing Sheng kicked him. "Are you going to be so cruel? Give out candy!"
"Please don't talk to me in such a tone. I'm not feeling well anymore." Jing Sheng got up and shook deliberately, "Can you be worthy of your model's height and weight?"
"I'm trying to be cute." Lai Kai answered this question without any hesitation, "I'm only showing you the cuteness."
"Oh, I can't accept this kind of honor." Jing Sheng looked down at his watch, ignoring the same model on Lai Kai's wrist that stretched out to pull the presence, "We should go up when we are ready. I haven't hosted for a long time, and I suddenly feel a little I'm nervous."
Lai Kai took his hand and walked towards the stage, but what he said in his mouth was that he didn't believe Jing Sheng's insincere words: "I believe that you are nervous except for the first time when the host said you were nervous, other times you will feel nervous. , return your ah to you."
Jing Sheng spread his hands, because he admitted that what Lai Kai said was true, so he didn't refute.According to what the director said, there seemed to be a little more audience present today. When Jing Sheng and Lai Kai stood on the stage, the applause they received was almost as enthusiastic as Jing Sheng's first time standing on the stage of a global same-sex blind date.
The difference is that at the first time, everyone shouted only Jing Sheng's name, but now they almost shouted Jing Sheng and Lai Kai's names in turn.Because the show time hadn't started yet, Jing Sheng just smiled and nodded to the audience around him, while Lai Kai stood beside Jing Sheng and lowered his head to whisper to Jing Sheng's ears, literally, purely.
"Can your ADHD be cured?" Jing Sheng gritted his teeth and said with a smile.
Lai Kai approached him even more, and replied with the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water: "This is a stamp."
"Then should I stamp you at night, in the depression below your tailbone?" For Jing Sheng who didn't find a suitable opportunity to counterattack during the holiday, this is no longer a resentment, it is almost becoming an obsession.
"Brother Jingsheng, you have to pay attention to your body." Lai Kai shouted in a fuss as if he just remembered the time, "Ah! There are still ten seconds left in the countdown!"
nonsense!Jing Sheng rolled his eyes, and he also had official earphones on his ears.
When the countdown reached one, the lighting engineer adjusted the lights to focus on the center of the stage, Jing Sheng kept smiling, and Lai Kai beside him made a grimace.The audience roared with laughter.
"Well, with such an unreliable guest, I feel that I don't need to have psychological pressure after I haven't stood on this stage for a long time. After all, I know that there is always a bottom next to me." Jing Sheng turned to his partner Show no mercy.By the way, he turned a blind eye to Lai Kai's innocent appearance. "Then ignore the background of the event around me, and ask the main host to say a front line that hasn't been said for a long time."
Jing Sheng deliberately took a deep breath in front of the camera, and then said with a smile, "Welcome everyone to lock on to Qinggua Channel. This is the world's first live broadcast of same-sex blind dates between men and women. I am the host Jing Sheng who you haven't seen for a long time."
"And today is the last episode of our global same-sex dating show Men and Men, and it's also a special comeback episode." When Jing Sheng paused, Lai Kai said, "I'm Lai, the boyfriend of Jing Sheng's family, the host you haven't seen for a long time. Kai. Today, I am charged with the important task of boosting Jing Sheng's self-confidence, so my identity has once again changed from a special guest calling for a stop to an on-site host, and I have more than twice as many lines as Jing Sheng."
Jing Sheng nodded: "That's right, he has memorized today's lines for almost a few days."
Lai Kai spread his hands and looked at Jing Sheng with a weird smile on his face: "After all, I'm old too."
A presenter who had a birthday this year felt shot in the chest.
"Do you believe I'll throw you in the studio?" Jing Sheng's voice was calm, so calm that Lai Kai consciously shut up and stretched out his hand to ask the host to start. "There are always so ignorant people who mention age. Don't you know that the average age of the guests on our show today is over 35? I don't know if I have mentioned the guests at the finale, but my last sentence should give Did you give me a lot of hints?"
"Yes!" Lai Kai nodded, "And our guests are all heavyweights!"
"It's strange." Jing Sheng frowned and rubbed his forehead. "I used to feel like I was talking about a talk show, but now I feel like I'm talking about cross talk, and someone is always holding it. I suddenly don't know how to continue hosting."
"So I'm going to keep shutting up?" Lai Kai looked at Jing Sheng very aggrieved, such a loyal dog appearance made the audience laugh out loud again. "Okay, the head of the family has spoken, and I will quietly stand by as the background."
Jing Sheng patted Lai Kai on his hair, and then looked at everyone with a smile, "Okay, the warm-up event is over here, let's invite our returning guests today with applause, cheers, boos and screams!"
The big screen in the backstage slowly rose, and the four pairs of guests present smiled at the audience, and without saying anything, they went directly to the big red sofa opposite the host.The interns and Jack Su, grandpa Jiexiu and childhood sweetheart famous directors, male gods and directors appeared first. The applause of the audience became more and more enthusiastic, but it turned into an uproar after seeing the last guest who came out.
Such a result had been expected by Jing Sheng and the others, but he did not speak on the spot, but only smiled when all the guests were seated and the lights were ready.
"I've noticed everyone's reaction. People who have been following our show should be no strangers to the pair of guests we made the finale, so they know that when they left the stage, they were not holding hands with the person next to them." Jing Sheng He motioned everyone to look at the big screen, "I don't seem to have much say on this issue, but if I have to say a comment, there are only two words, fate."
The big screen was also playing a video at this time, and in it was the little translator who had successfully held hands with the domineering president before. His expression was a bit embarrassed but determined.
"Actually, it's normal for couples to separate and reunite. When I was on the stage of Brother Jing Sheng's show, the person in my heart was indeed him, but sometimes without actual contact. , everything is looking at the flowers in the fog. Our personalities are actually not suitable, and this becomes more and more obvious as time goes by when we get along deeply. This is a crack in the lives of two people that cannot be bonded. I think a qualified relationship should not continue perfunctorily. When there are too many complaints accumulated in the relationship, it may not be a problem that can be solved by breaking up. So now we can’t be lovers, but we can still be. Nice friend." The little translator waved, and beside him appeared a white-skinned foreigner who was in the same grade as him.This time the smile on the little translator's face was even brighter, "This is my boyfriend, I am already very happy, I wish you and the veterinarian happiness."
The video did not stop after the short translation, and continued to play, but the protagonist became a very tall doctoral student.
"I can't deny that I like the veterinarian, just as I can't deny that I haven't kept the promise I made to him. After all, there are always too many involuntary things in life. This sentence is actually just a lame way of my own behavior. excuse.” The doctoral student lowered his head slightly, “Maybe the subconscious in my heart still wants to go to a higher place, receive more knowledge and education, and want to make myself a better person. I’m sorry. What I once said If you are particularly irresponsible, in fact, you should treat it as a childish kid who hasn’t grown up yet. After all, no one has the right or obligation to wait for someone in place. When I want to become better, I don’t do this Right to stop you from being better too."
"But..." the doctoral student smiled at the end, "If the president treats you badly, I will beat him when I grow up!"
At the end of the video, the domineering president smiled and put his arms around the veterinarian's shoulder, "I won't give him this chance."
"That depends on your performance." The veterinarian smiled, "After all, I can be regarded as someone with a family behind me now."
The audience was silent for three seconds, and suddenly applause broke out.Even though not everyone blessed the couple, what they got at this time was far more meaningful than applause.
Jingsheng and the others also have this kind of thing.He turned his head and glanced at Lai Kai, and Lai Kai said very meaningfully: "Your natal family is too powerful..."
What a great atmosphere of destruction killer!Jing Sheng stretched out his hand——
"Ah! Don't twist your ears, it's swollen! I'm afraid that I won't be good enough and you'll get rid of me. How dare I treat you badly?" Lai Kai's last words were almost all posted on Jingsheng. said in the ear.Before Jing Sheng had time to pass this sentence through his mind, he heard that there were returning guests waiting on the opposite side.
"In public, you really can let go. I am a feudal old man, and my eyes hurt when I saw this scene." Grandpa Jiexiu said it loudly on purpose, so that the audience could hear his teasing.
"Then I'll cover your eyes?" the director asked in his unique voice.
I was slapped on the thigh by Mr. Jiexiu!
"Cover my eyes, how can I watch the excitement?"
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Grandpa Jiexiu is simply an expert on the active atmosphere of the show, and everyone present couldn't help but smile because of his words.Jing Sheng silently gave him a thumbs up in his heart, but it would be even better if the target of ridicule was not them.
"Okay, after solving the problems that bothered everyone at the beginning, our encore show has officially started." Jing Sheng smiled and said nothing about the questions that some viewers still have, "What about the domineering president? Those who are with the veterinarian will always be solved one by one in our next program, so don’t worry.”
"Then we started to enter the first part of the encore program. This time we changed the mode. Although the first mode is still answering questions, it is asking some simple questions. It can be regarded as a small project with a tacit understanding." Jing Sheng Smiling and looking at the four pairs of guests opposite, "After all, we have been dating for a long time."
"Wait a minute, I have a question." Kananzhong glanced at Jing Sheng and Lai Kai meaningfully, "If I remember correctly, our host is also holding hands as a guest, right?"
"But you really want us to join?" Lai Kai said with a smile, "I'm really not exaggerating about the tacit understanding. There has never been a lack between me and Jingsheng. After all, we have not been separated for 11 years For too long, I am afraid that I know myself better than him about the tacit understanding."
When it comes to time, Mr. Jiexiu is not convinced anymore, he puffed out his chest, "I am not convinced about this!" Seeing that no one answered, he patted his lover who was smiling and looking at him again very dissatisfied. , "Are you just convinced?"
"Eleven years is nothing. After all, we have missed most of our lives, and we really want to compare with the host." Rubbing the hand of old Mr. Jiexiu who deliberately put on a face, the director said with a sigh She looked at him fondly.
"That's not very unfair to us!" The intern who didn't seem to be successful in losing weight hesitated a little.
"What are you afraid of?" Mr. Jack Su rubbed his head, "You can be seen through at such a simple glance, or you usually don't pay attention to me."
The intern retorted in a low voice, but his ears were all red.
Everyone else expressed their thoughts, and Kananzhong also spread his hands indifferently: "In fact, if you win from these people who have known each other for more than ten years and most of your life, you can be regarded as a dark horse. It sounds like not bad?"
"Mm." The station chief expressed his approval in a low-key manner.Of course, it is not ruled out that there is no independent echo.
"Since this is the case, I'm going to say seriously that I haven't opened our test book at all." Jing Sheng spread his hands to indicate that he didn't have any at all. "I guess that's what the director had in mind, that's why I didn't give me the test book at the beginning. Then I will join the program with Lai Kai at everyone's request."
"Now that the hosts are on stage, let's start the robot question-and-answer mode." Lai Kai took the answer board from the director and distributed it to everyone, "If everyone is ready, let's start!"
"Don't whisper to each other! Answer it like a college entrance examination paper." Jing Sheng said seriously, "Then number the two parties. I, Brother Nanzhong, the veterinarian, the intern and old Mr. Jiexiu are number one, and the rest are number two. All right, let's get started."
The so-called robot question-and-answer mode is to copy the question into the computer, and it will emit a system sound, and the sound scene of this system is set to be a cute lolita selling cute voice.
That is to say, when everyone was serious about the telepathy test, a soft and cute girl's voice said: "Now answer the questions, the first question, please pay attention! That's it!"
"Could the director please change to the normal system sound?" Jack Su rubbed his forehead, "This voice is really louder than mine."
"Actually, you don't have to use the system sound." Liao Xiaoxiao, who was sitting in the audience seat, stood up, "I don't know if I have the honor to ask our guests in the men's and women's show?"
There is no need to hesitate about this question at all. After a short commercial, Liao Xiaoxiao stood on an ordinary high stool and asked the five pairs of guests present, "The first question is very simple. What is your favorite fruit?"
This question is indeed very simple, as for the fruit he likes, Jing Sheng doesn't have to hesitate at all.But it turned out that No. [-] over there had already finished writing the question, and No. [-] still had a guy who was holding back hesitating, and finally bit the bullet and wrote his own answer.
"Okay, let's look at each other's answers." Lai Kai first opened his answer board, the word 'grape' and Jing Sheng's answer are naturally exactly the same, and the director and male god also answered Apple in the same way. , As for the grandfathers who have had a tacit understanding for most of their lives, they even opened the answer board with bananas written on them with confidence, and the final answer of the president's veterinary team was no doubt.
Now everyone's eyes were on Jack Su and the intern who had hesitated for a long time.
Jack Su clutched the answer board, smiled and signaled for the interns to reveal their answers first.
The intern opened his question board with a little embarrassment. It was scribbled on it, and finally wrote three words: "I like it all."
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Jack Su calmly opened his answer board, and the answers on it sparked a new round of bursts of laughter.
"You can eat whatever you want."
"In the laughter of everyone at the end, congratulations to you for answering the first question completely, even if the answers in the last group are not exactly the same." Liao Xiaoxiao also said with a smile, "Then start the second question." Already, what position on yourself is the most satisfying for number two?"
Both sides hesitated about this question, but they both finished the answer in about the same time. Jing Sheng also answered this question very happily. He and Lai Kai both had the same answer, waist.Perhaps Lai Kai was more satisfied with his abdominal muscles, but Jing Sheng liked the feel of Lai Kai's waist very much, so Lai Kai, who knew what answers Jing Sheng would write, successfully saved the tacit understanding between the two with a side-kicking method.On the other side, Mr. Jiexiu wrote the eyes naturally. Although the director's voice is good, he is still more satisfied with his eyes because of his work.In addition to these two pairs, Kananzhong's answer also coincides with the director's answer.
But the answer of the president and the veterinarian is a little different. The president writes with hands, while the veterinarian writes with mouth.One point deducted.
Perhaps because of the last question, everyone's eyes couldn't help looking at Jack Su and the intern.
The intern was very ashamed and opened his answer board. The line on it made Jing Sheng burst into tears with laughter: "I only know that he likes my belly fat." In contrast, Jack Su's answer is much simpler Yes, the higher-ups very calmly confirmed the fact that he would definitely lose in this level, and announced the answer.
"Fatty must not be able to answer. In fact, what I am most satisfied with is my hands, especially the ring finger of my left hand."
Continuing to be the interim host, Liao Xiaoxiao concluded after two questions, "Now Jing Sheng, the director, and Mr. Jiexiu are all given two points, and the president and interns are each given one point, so let's move on to our third question. Two points What's the first thing you do when you wake up every morning? Please don't answer and open your eyes. Thank you for your cooperation."
This seemingly simple question that actually hides heavy taste made Jing Sheng hesitate for a while. After all, in recent days, the first thing a guy who is dissatisfied with desire does every morning is to masturbate with him or something... ...If this kind of answer is written...it's not good to think about it.
"Comb his hair." It was the director who opened the answering board first, "I'll comb his hair."
Old Mr. Jiexiu smiled and opened the answer board with the same answer written on it, "Although it sounds a bit girly, this action does make me feel happy. The literal meaning is pure and simple. Please don't think too much about it. , I'm not doubting you, I just doubt the integrity brought out by Jing Sheng."
"Walk, walk, walk!" Jing Sheng was very dissatisfied with people who always tear down the stage and disrespect the old, this action of dissatisfaction directly made him open the answer board, and the word 'kiss' was clearly visible.On the opposite side, Lai Kai's answer is exactly the same.After all, on the way to do something every morning, kissing or something is also a compulsory course.
"I had a deep kiss early in the morning, and I'm still young and energetic." Kananzhong said with a smile, and opened his answer board by the way. 'Taking a bath' is a well-regulated answer that can't be brainstormed.But this is indeed his real behavior, although sometimes it is not necessarily a person who goes to take a bath.Of course, the director gave the same answer.
The veterinarian looked at the answers of the three pairs, smiled and opened his own answer, "Ironing. He cooks."
"A virtuous veterinarian and a good president who can stay at home." Jing Sheng nodded and commented, and nodded after seeing the same answer from the president. "In the end, I'm looking forward to what kind of answer our intern Xiaopang will give us."
The intern's head was almost parallel to his knees, and he opened his answer board in shame, which read
Even though Jing Sheng never had a good face towards him, he could still try his best to get in front of Jing Sheng.
Like now-
"Get out———" Jing Sheng's words were already a greeting for meeting Lai Kai, and he was fiddling with the camera of the computer, "I'm busy now, I don't have time to play with you, be good."
"Fan network meeting, I used to be the only guest at your meeting every year? You can throw it away when you can't use it!" Lai Kai said this without any psychological pressure at all, "Besides, if I don't If your fans miss me and come up with a series of dramas about our breakup, what do you think? Also, you’ve only been discharged from the hospital for a long time, if I don’t show up, if they think you’re sick again What's the weight..."
"Shut up." Jing Sheng tidied up his clothes, leaned back on the chair, and glanced at the time.In the end, he gave Lai Kai a corner of his eyes, but he was still quite disgusted. "Could you please go and clean yourself up, you don't even know you're a chef when you're wearing such a pink apron! Besides eggs, what do you not burn?"
"I clearly..." He retorted naturally, glanced at Jing Sheng, and then tore off the pink apron that Jing Sheng was obsessed with and had to buy, "It's okay, do I need to put on some makeup and powder? "
"You paint it red again, tap a little, and you can be a big-headed doll juggling at the door." Jing Sheng rolled his eyes, "Don't look like a comedian, pay attention to the time, I will start a live broadcast soon. "
The reason why the annual Jingsheng fan meeting was held in the first place is probably unclear now.However, since the first time it was held, the number of fan participation has increased by millions every year. Of course, it must be due to Lai Kai.
If Jing Sheng hadn't secretly borrowed the TV station's network for the annual fan network exchange meeting, and it was on the forum website researched by his rich fan administrator himself, the server would probably be overwhelmed and crash.However, after Jing Sheng logged in for about 30 seconds, the computer was still stuck.
"How's it going? Have you memorized your opening words?" Lai Kai put on a black and white plaid shirt and was wearing a black tie. He noticed that Jing Sheng was wearing a black and white plaid tie crookedly today, and he was wearing a pure white shirt. .He was silently adored by this kind of tacit couple costume. “I ordered the fruity chocolate cake!”
"Ordered just now?" Jing Sheng leaned his head on the chair and turned a small circle to look at him, "Let Mr. Jiexiu add more strawberries and pineapples."
"Guarantee a super luxurious big cake." Lai Kai took two steps forward, leaning on the back of Jingsheng's swivel chair, slightly raised his chin, motioning him to look at the computer screen, "CP fans are going crazy."
Jing Sheng turned his head, with a helpless smile on his face. "It seems that after a year, everyone actively put us together as a couple, and now it has become a successful book, and the screen is full of your screams."
"I was instantly killed by Master Jing's 'happiness' smile!!!"
Looking at the line that was typed out by some fan on the screen, and thinking of what was pushed two days ago, Jing Sheng's expression was a little subtle, "The first one that didn't copy is very fast, there is still time Type out the quotation marks."
Lai Kai naturally knew about Jing Sheng's situation, so he rubbed his hair amusedly, "You have fun, I'll go get ready."
The annual fan meeting is around Jing Sheng's birthday, Lai Kai does have a lot of things to prepare for.Cake is just the most basic, and the rest of the so-called candlelight dinner is not enough for just one cake.
"Okay, let's get in the way." Jing Sheng adjusted the camera, "It's our own family now, isn't it? Those who said Lai's family should turn off the phone and go to sleep now!"
For words like 'hhhhhhh', 'hahahahahahahaha', '23333333' that filled the screen, Jing Sheng regarded it as invisible.He changed to a more casual sitting position, "It's been another year. Last year, the average age of my fans was 26. I'm worried that this year's fans will be less than 16. Of course, there are Lai Kai's face powder and waist powder." , Chest fan, butt fan is fine, even if you are a minor, your integrity is probably lost."
"I brushed my face on the 'I wish Lord Jing and Lai Kai happiness" and added three exclamation marks, thank you. "Jing Sheng turned his mouse around, "Forget it, it's like this every year, can't you guys have something new?I went to find a bgm, and I suddenly felt a little embarrassed when I said that, after all, you didn't cooperate with me at all, you just echoed me. "
"'I feel that Lord Jing's arrogant aura has become stronger recently' the guy who said this always makes me want to answer you very thunderously, don't call me arrogant, but call me queen." Jing Sheng heard behind him, "busy Zhong' Lai Kai's unreasonable laughter, and then directly looped all the accompaniment of Joe Hisaishi as bgm. "Okay, let's get into today's topic, which is to openly answer a few hot topics on the Internet. Then I will chat with you as in the past few years, and I will be a little more casual. , after all, it is not on stage."
"First of all, thank you for your support. After all, I feel that it is not easy for you to persevere for so many years." Jing Sheng looked at the various questions and blessings on the official forum, "You accompany me to pinch black and show cuteness, and then watch I'm officially 30 years old, thank you for happy birthday, but tomorrow is my birthday and I will tell you? Then I don't accept gifts other than snacks..."
"Ah, Jingsheng won't accept gifts this year!" Lai Kai interjected at this moment, "He's too old to let him eat snacks anymore, for the sake of his health."
"Why are you everywhere!" Jing Sheng turned around angrily, and saw Lai Kai making a face at him.
And said in a very helpless and doting tone: "Good boy, I'm already working hard to improve my cooking skills!"
What is Miao Turning around and sitting down, Jing Sheng took a deep breath, and didn't know whether he was facing the camera or muttering to himself, "It's really thundering, I'm not well."
Then I saw that the screen was full of 'Master Jing is blushing, blushing, ah, ah, no, I have to go out for a couple of laps! ''The annual dog abuse series is crying sweetly' 'Crazy, crazy, crazy! '...
What the hell is this all about? !Are all the rational fans among his fans infected?Where did it all go!
"After only one year, I feel that there is already a generation gap between you and me. Have the primary school students written their homework? Can they memorize 26 letters in English?" Jing Sheng rubbed his forehead, "Okay, okay, Answering questions Answering questions, first of all, you are more concerned about the global dating program, the program is conducted in quarters, and because I have something to do, the host of the men's show is a good friend of mine who helped me host, I also hope that everyone will continue to support. I will almost go back to host the last encore program of the first season. I don’t need to say more about co-hosting with me, as long as you understand.”
"You shouldn't have any doubts about this question, right?" Jing Sheng coughed lightly, and Lai Kai, who had been paying attention to him, poured him a glass of lemonade sensibly.
During this time, Lai Kai glanced at Jing Sheng's screen that had been swiped, and added very naturally: "Jing Sheng's body is recovering well now, but the reason why he won't host the show is because we are going on our honeymoon."
"Go away!" Jing Sheng kicked him with little force, "It's not a honeymoon, but I'm just planning to go on a trip. After all, I haven't had the opportunity to go on a trip alone because of work problems. Then he is just me taking him with me." Go guide."
"Oh tour guide..." Lai Kai's sinister voice hadn't passed yet, when he saw Jing Sheng's eyes, he wagged his tail cutely, "Yes, tour guide, I'm Jing Sheng's tour guide. It's all free and only includes food and lodging, which is super cost-effective. "
"I seem to smell something mushy." Jing Sheng patted Lai Kai's face, "Go and have a look."
"I didn't do anything... Yes, I smelled bad too, I'll go and have a look now." Before he left, Lai Kai showed a helpless smile at the screen.
After Lai Kai left, Jing Sheng simply ignored all kinds of rolling and screaming swipes that filled the screen, and looked at the question on the top of the official forum with a very normal state of mind, "Okay, calm down. Regarding the question of when Lai Kai and I will get married, I can only say that if we do this, you will definitely know. We are not in a hurry. What are you in a hurry? And whether we are living together, I will not answer the nonsense .There is also the issue of attack and receiving, so if you ask such a too personal question, you will be blocked!"
"And about the new movie, I haven't watched the current movie for a long time. I just watch Brother Nanzhong's movie over and over again. After all, the movie of my male god is a perfect classic." This kind of words, just continued with a smile, "I am a loyal fan of Brother Nanzhong, not only me, but also Lai Kai. And about the 'me too' you said, I believe there must be very few of you Some of the people in the group have all the genuine movie DVDs of Brother Nanzhong. Of course, I won’t say anything about the signed version, so I won’t provoke you.”
The screen is full of ellipsis.
"Skip over the questions that are too personal, and I suddenly feel that it doesn't matter if I don't answer the rest of the questions." Jing Sheng's eyes skipped from good morning to noon to good evening, and continued to skip from a bunch of blessings, and he couldn't mention it. He cheered up and said, "You guys are getting more and more boring, I don't even know what to say to you, or we just broke up."
The full screen turned into a crying face in an instant.
"There is no interaction, do you want me to talk about stand-up comedy? You are forcing me." Jing Sheng made a boring expression, captured a sentence on the screen, and his eyes lit up, "What did the previous one say?" Return Lai Kai, I will stand here now, go to the kitchen and pack him up."
"Jingsheng, you're enough." Lai Kai, who essentially went to see what's messed up, but was actually scrolling through Weibo in the kitchen bored, shouted, "If I really leave, there's no place for you to cry."
Regarding Lai Kai's words, Jing Sheng just smiled in front of tens of thousands of people, and said three words in a straight voice: "Hehehe."
"Then you also saw that Lai Kai was reluctant to leave, so I reluctantly accepted him." Jing Sheng spread his hands, "Since the first online exchange meeting, you have been so concerned about my love life, and now you see that we have achieved positive results You're so happy that you're about to faint, aren't you?"
"Hey, touch your head. About 11 years later, at the Internet exchange meeting, Lai Kai was still frying muddy dishes in the kitchen without showing his face." Jing Sheng smiled, "At that time, I didn't know if the person who came today was They will still be there. However, despite the vicissitudes of life, our protagonist will not change. This is not confidence or anything, after all, we have known each other for 30 years, and I think that it should not be difficult to continue to persist for another [-] years."
☆, 82
"It's enough for you to expose the couple's outfits so publicly!" The director knocked on the dressing table and looked at the similar shirts of the same brand on Lai Kai and Jing Sheng. The difference was that Jing Sheng wore a bow tie, while Lai Kai wore a tie around his neck.
Fully understanding the resentment of a middle-aged man who can't be with his lover late at night, Jing Sheng, who was putting on makeup, said with a good temper: "After all, we are not only the host, but also the returning guests this time."
This time there are actually five pairs of returning guests including Jing Sheng and the others, the director of the male god, Grandpa Dessert and the famous director, Jack Su and the trainee fat, and the new combination of the president's new partner and veterinarian.The other hand-holding guests could not be there for various reasons, so they booked such a combination.But this is not bad, we are more familiar with each other, and the atmosphere should be more active.
"Don't worry, director, now everyone likes to watch the official sugar distribution." Lai Kai put his hand on Jing Sheng's shoulder, Jing Sheng shook his shoulder, and was reminded by the makeup artist not to move around.
Facing the scene in front of him, the director could only deeply express his own resentment, including some of the audience who had gradually entered the stage: "Then do you know that there is a creature called a single dog who wants to burn you to death every minute?"
"Are there still empty nesters?" Jing Sheng looked up and down the director teasingly, "We will remember to care for you."
The consequence was that the director whose career was ruined left behind the script and left.
"Is that how you care for him?" Lai Kai said with a smile and glanced at the makeup artist, knowing his identity as a million-volt light bulb. The makeup artist finally fixed Jing Sheng's makeup and left. By the way, he was considerate for them Closed the door.Without outsiders around, Lai Kai rubbed Jing Sheng's face naturally, "By the way, have you found the contact information of that very tall doctoral student?"
"I found it a long time ago, so it's up to you to remember?" Jing Sheng curled his lips, "Then we determined the reason for the breakup between the two, and confirmed the relationship between the two, and the rest is for the audience to agree, but this and us There's not much to do, and if their reasons for falling in love are reasonable, there's nothing impossible. Also, don't touch me!"
"I just move my face and mouth." Lai Kai replied very simply, although the smiling expression became a bit subtle after Jing Sheng kicked him. "Are you going to be so cruel? Give out candy!"
"Please don't talk to me in such a tone. I'm not feeling well anymore." Jing Sheng got up and shook deliberately, "Can you be worthy of your model's height and weight?"
"I'm trying to be cute." Lai Kai answered this question without any hesitation, "I'm only showing you the cuteness."
"Oh, I can't accept this kind of honor." Jing Sheng looked down at his watch, ignoring the same model on Lai Kai's wrist that stretched out to pull the presence, "We should go up when we are ready. I haven't hosted for a long time, and I suddenly feel a little I'm nervous."
Lai Kai took his hand and walked towards the stage, but what he said in his mouth was that he didn't believe Jing Sheng's insincere words: "I believe that you are nervous except for the first time when the host said you were nervous, other times you will feel nervous. , return your ah to you."
Jing Sheng spread his hands, because he admitted that what Lai Kai said was true, so he didn't refute.According to what the director said, there seemed to be a little more audience present today. When Jing Sheng and Lai Kai stood on the stage, the applause they received was almost as enthusiastic as Jing Sheng's first time standing on the stage of a global same-sex blind date.
The difference is that at the first time, everyone shouted only Jing Sheng's name, but now they almost shouted Jing Sheng and Lai Kai's names in turn.Because the show time hadn't started yet, Jing Sheng just smiled and nodded to the audience around him, while Lai Kai stood beside Jing Sheng and lowered his head to whisper to Jing Sheng's ears, literally, purely.
"Can your ADHD be cured?" Jing Sheng gritted his teeth and said with a smile.
Lai Kai approached him even more, and replied with the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water: "This is a stamp."
"Then should I stamp you at night, in the depression below your tailbone?" For Jing Sheng who didn't find a suitable opportunity to counterattack during the holiday, this is no longer a resentment, it is almost becoming an obsession.
"Brother Jingsheng, you have to pay attention to your body." Lai Kai shouted in a fuss as if he just remembered the time, "Ah! There are still ten seconds left in the countdown!"
nonsense!Jing Sheng rolled his eyes, and he also had official earphones on his ears.
When the countdown reached one, the lighting engineer adjusted the lights to focus on the center of the stage, Jing Sheng kept smiling, and Lai Kai beside him made a grimace.The audience roared with laughter.
"Well, with such an unreliable guest, I feel that I don't need to have psychological pressure after I haven't stood on this stage for a long time. After all, I know that there is always a bottom next to me." Jing Sheng turned to his partner Show no mercy.By the way, he turned a blind eye to Lai Kai's innocent appearance. "Then ignore the background of the event around me, and ask the main host to say a front line that hasn't been said for a long time."
Jing Sheng deliberately took a deep breath in front of the camera, and then said with a smile, "Welcome everyone to lock on to Qinggua Channel. This is the world's first live broadcast of same-sex blind dates between men and women. I am the host Jing Sheng who you haven't seen for a long time."
"And today is the last episode of our global same-sex dating show Men and Men, and it's also a special comeback episode." When Jing Sheng paused, Lai Kai said, "I'm Lai, the boyfriend of Jing Sheng's family, the host you haven't seen for a long time. Kai. Today, I am charged with the important task of boosting Jing Sheng's self-confidence, so my identity has once again changed from a special guest calling for a stop to an on-site host, and I have more than twice as many lines as Jing Sheng."
Jing Sheng nodded: "That's right, he has memorized today's lines for almost a few days."
Lai Kai spread his hands and looked at Jing Sheng with a weird smile on his face: "After all, I'm old too."
A presenter who had a birthday this year felt shot in the chest.
"Do you believe I'll throw you in the studio?" Jing Sheng's voice was calm, so calm that Lai Kai consciously shut up and stretched out his hand to ask the host to start. "There are always so ignorant people who mention age. Don't you know that the average age of the guests on our show today is over 35? I don't know if I have mentioned the guests at the finale, but my last sentence should give Did you give me a lot of hints?"
"Yes!" Lai Kai nodded, "And our guests are all heavyweights!"
"It's strange." Jing Sheng frowned and rubbed his forehead. "I used to feel like I was talking about a talk show, but now I feel like I'm talking about cross talk, and someone is always holding it. I suddenly don't know how to continue hosting."
"So I'm going to keep shutting up?" Lai Kai looked at Jing Sheng very aggrieved, such a loyal dog appearance made the audience laugh out loud again. "Okay, the head of the family has spoken, and I will quietly stand by as the background."
Jing Sheng patted Lai Kai on his hair, and then looked at everyone with a smile, "Okay, the warm-up event is over here, let's invite our returning guests today with applause, cheers, boos and screams!"
The big screen in the backstage slowly rose, and the four pairs of guests present smiled at the audience, and without saying anything, they went directly to the big red sofa opposite the host.The interns and Jack Su, grandpa Jiexiu and childhood sweetheart famous directors, male gods and directors appeared first. The applause of the audience became more and more enthusiastic, but it turned into an uproar after seeing the last guest who came out.
Such a result had been expected by Jing Sheng and the others, but he did not speak on the spot, but only smiled when all the guests were seated and the lights were ready.
"I've noticed everyone's reaction. People who have been following our show should be no strangers to the pair of guests we made the finale, so they know that when they left the stage, they were not holding hands with the person next to them." Jing Sheng He motioned everyone to look at the big screen, "I don't seem to have much say on this issue, but if I have to say a comment, there are only two words, fate."
The big screen was also playing a video at this time, and in it was the little translator who had successfully held hands with the domineering president before. His expression was a bit embarrassed but determined.
"Actually, it's normal for couples to separate and reunite. When I was on the stage of Brother Jing Sheng's show, the person in my heart was indeed him, but sometimes without actual contact. , everything is looking at the flowers in the fog. Our personalities are actually not suitable, and this becomes more and more obvious as time goes by when we get along deeply. This is a crack in the lives of two people that cannot be bonded. I think a qualified relationship should not continue perfunctorily. When there are too many complaints accumulated in the relationship, it may not be a problem that can be solved by breaking up. So now we can’t be lovers, but we can still be. Nice friend." The little translator waved, and beside him appeared a white-skinned foreigner who was in the same grade as him.This time the smile on the little translator's face was even brighter, "This is my boyfriend, I am already very happy, I wish you and the veterinarian happiness."
The video did not stop after the short translation, and continued to play, but the protagonist became a very tall doctoral student.
"I can't deny that I like the veterinarian, just as I can't deny that I haven't kept the promise I made to him. After all, there are always too many involuntary things in life. This sentence is actually just a lame way of my own behavior. excuse.” The doctoral student lowered his head slightly, “Maybe the subconscious in my heart still wants to go to a higher place, receive more knowledge and education, and want to make myself a better person. I’m sorry. What I once said If you are particularly irresponsible, in fact, you should treat it as a childish kid who hasn’t grown up yet. After all, no one has the right or obligation to wait for someone in place. When I want to become better, I don’t do this Right to stop you from being better too."
"But..." the doctoral student smiled at the end, "If the president treats you badly, I will beat him when I grow up!"
At the end of the video, the domineering president smiled and put his arms around the veterinarian's shoulder, "I won't give him this chance."
"That depends on your performance." The veterinarian smiled, "After all, I can be regarded as someone with a family behind me now."
The audience was silent for three seconds, and suddenly applause broke out.Even though not everyone blessed the couple, what they got at this time was far more meaningful than applause.
Jingsheng and the others also have this kind of thing.He turned his head and glanced at Lai Kai, and Lai Kai said very meaningfully: "Your natal family is too powerful..."
What a great atmosphere of destruction killer!Jing Sheng stretched out his hand——
"Ah! Don't twist your ears, it's swollen! I'm afraid that I won't be good enough and you'll get rid of me. How dare I treat you badly?" Lai Kai's last words were almost all posted on Jingsheng. said in the ear.Before Jing Sheng had time to pass this sentence through his mind, he heard that there were returning guests waiting on the opposite side.
"In public, you really can let go. I am a feudal old man, and my eyes hurt when I saw this scene." Grandpa Jiexiu said it loudly on purpose, so that the audience could hear his teasing.
"Then I'll cover your eyes?" the director asked in his unique voice.
I was slapped on the thigh by Mr. Jiexiu!
"Cover my eyes, how can I watch the excitement?"
☆, 83
Grandpa Jiexiu is simply an expert on the active atmosphere of the show, and everyone present couldn't help but smile because of his words.Jing Sheng silently gave him a thumbs up in his heart, but it would be even better if the target of ridicule was not them.
"Okay, after solving the problems that bothered everyone at the beginning, our encore show has officially started." Jing Sheng smiled and said nothing about the questions that some viewers still have, "What about the domineering president? Those who are with the veterinarian will always be solved one by one in our next program, so don’t worry.”
"Then we started to enter the first part of the encore program. This time we changed the mode. Although the first mode is still answering questions, it is asking some simple questions. It can be regarded as a small project with a tacit understanding." Jing Sheng Smiling and looking at the four pairs of guests opposite, "After all, we have been dating for a long time."
"Wait a minute, I have a question." Kananzhong glanced at Jing Sheng and Lai Kai meaningfully, "If I remember correctly, our host is also holding hands as a guest, right?"
"But you really want us to join?" Lai Kai said with a smile, "I'm really not exaggerating about the tacit understanding. There has never been a lack between me and Jingsheng. After all, we have not been separated for 11 years For too long, I am afraid that I know myself better than him about the tacit understanding."
When it comes to time, Mr. Jiexiu is not convinced anymore, he puffed out his chest, "I am not convinced about this!" Seeing that no one answered, he patted his lover who was smiling and looking at him again very dissatisfied. , "Are you just convinced?"
"Eleven years is nothing. After all, we have missed most of our lives, and we really want to compare with the host." Rubbing the hand of old Mr. Jiexiu who deliberately put on a face, the director said with a sigh She looked at him fondly.
"That's not very unfair to us!" The intern who didn't seem to be successful in losing weight hesitated a little.
"What are you afraid of?" Mr. Jack Su rubbed his head, "You can be seen through at such a simple glance, or you usually don't pay attention to me."
The intern retorted in a low voice, but his ears were all red.
Everyone else expressed their thoughts, and Kananzhong also spread his hands indifferently: "In fact, if you win from these people who have known each other for more than ten years and most of your life, you can be regarded as a dark horse. It sounds like not bad?"
"Mm." The station chief expressed his approval in a low-key manner.Of course, it is not ruled out that there is no independent echo.
"Since this is the case, I'm going to say seriously that I haven't opened our test book at all." Jing Sheng spread his hands to indicate that he didn't have any at all. "I guess that's what the director had in mind, that's why I didn't give me the test book at the beginning. Then I will join the program with Lai Kai at everyone's request."
"Now that the hosts are on stage, let's start the robot question-and-answer mode." Lai Kai took the answer board from the director and distributed it to everyone, "If everyone is ready, let's start!"
"Don't whisper to each other! Answer it like a college entrance examination paper." Jing Sheng said seriously, "Then number the two parties. I, Brother Nanzhong, the veterinarian, the intern and old Mr. Jiexiu are number one, and the rest are number two. All right, let's get started."
The so-called robot question-and-answer mode is to copy the question into the computer, and it will emit a system sound, and the sound scene of this system is set to be a cute lolita selling cute voice.
That is to say, when everyone was serious about the telepathy test, a soft and cute girl's voice said: "Now answer the questions, the first question, please pay attention! That's it!"
"Could the director please change to the normal system sound?" Jack Su rubbed his forehead, "This voice is really louder than mine."
"Actually, you don't have to use the system sound." Liao Xiaoxiao, who was sitting in the audience seat, stood up, "I don't know if I have the honor to ask our guests in the men's and women's show?"
There is no need to hesitate about this question at all. After a short commercial, Liao Xiaoxiao stood on an ordinary high stool and asked the five pairs of guests present, "The first question is very simple. What is your favorite fruit?"
This question is indeed very simple, as for the fruit he likes, Jing Sheng doesn't have to hesitate at all.But it turned out that No. [-] over there had already finished writing the question, and No. [-] still had a guy who was holding back hesitating, and finally bit the bullet and wrote his own answer.
"Okay, let's look at each other's answers." Lai Kai first opened his answer board, the word 'grape' and Jing Sheng's answer are naturally exactly the same, and the director and male god also answered Apple in the same way. , As for the grandfathers who have had a tacit understanding for most of their lives, they even opened the answer board with bananas written on them with confidence, and the final answer of the president's veterinary team was no doubt.
Now everyone's eyes were on Jack Su and the intern who had hesitated for a long time.
Jack Su clutched the answer board, smiled and signaled for the interns to reveal their answers first.
The intern opened his question board with a little embarrassment. It was scribbled on it, and finally wrote three words: "I like it all."
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Jack Su calmly opened his answer board, and the answers on it sparked a new round of bursts of laughter.
"You can eat whatever you want."
"In the laughter of everyone at the end, congratulations to you for answering the first question completely, even if the answers in the last group are not exactly the same." Liao Xiaoxiao also said with a smile, "Then start the second question." Already, what position on yourself is the most satisfying for number two?"
Both sides hesitated about this question, but they both finished the answer in about the same time. Jing Sheng also answered this question very happily. He and Lai Kai both had the same answer, waist.Perhaps Lai Kai was more satisfied with his abdominal muscles, but Jing Sheng liked the feel of Lai Kai's waist very much, so Lai Kai, who knew what answers Jing Sheng would write, successfully saved the tacit understanding between the two with a side-kicking method.On the other side, Mr. Jiexiu wrote the eyes naturally. Although the director's voice is good, he is still more satisfied with his eyes because of his work.In addition to these two pairs, Kananzhong's answer also coincides with the director's answer.
But the answer of the president and the veterinarian is a little different. The president writes with hands, while the veterinarian writes with mouth.One point deducted.
Perhaps because of the last question, everyone's eyes couldn't help looking at Jack Su and the intern.
The intern was very ashamed and opened his answer board. The line on it made Jing Sheng burst into tears with laughter: "I only know that he likes my belly fat." In contrast, Jack Su's answer is much simpler Yes, the higher-ups very calmly confirmed the fact that he would definitely lose in this level, and announced the answer.
"Fatty must not be able to answer. In fact, what I am most satisfied with is my hands, especially the ring finger of my left hand."
Continuing to be the interim host, Liao Xiaoxiao concluded after two questions, "Now Jing Sheng, the director, and Mr. Jiexiu are all given two points, and the president and interns are each given one point, so let's move on to our third question. Two points What's the first thing you do when you wake up every morning? Please don't answer and open your eyes. Thank you for your cooperation."
This seemingly simple question that actually hides heavy taste made Jing Sheng hesitate for a while. After all, in recent days, the first thing a guy who is dissatisfied with desire does every morning is to masturbate with him or something... ...If this kind of answer is written...it's not good to think about it.
"Comb his hair." It was the director who opened the answering board first, "I'll comb his hair."
Old Mr. Jiexiu smiled and opened the answer board with the same answer written on it, "Although it sounds a bit girly, this action does make me feel happy. The literal meaning is pure and simple. Please don't think too much about it. , I'm not doubting you, I just doubt the integrity brought out by Jing Sheng."
"Walk, walk, walk!" Jing Sheng was very dissatisfied with people who always tear down the stage and disrespect the old, this action of dissatisfaction directly made him open the answer board, and the word 'kiss' was clearly visible.On the opposite side, Lai Kai's answer is exactly the same.After all, on the way to do something every morning, kissing or something is also a compulsory course.
"I had a deep kiss early in the morning, and I'm still young and energetic." Kananzhong said with a smile, and opened his answer board by the way. 'Taking a bath' is a well-regulated answer that can't be brainstormed.But this is indeed his real behavior, although sometimes it is not necessarily a person who goes to take a bath.Of course, the director gave the same answer.
The veterinarian looked at the answers of the three pairs, smiled and opened his own answer, "Ironing. He cooks."
"A virtuous veterinarian and a good president who can stay at home." Jing Sheng nodded and commented, and nodded after seeing the same answer from the president. "In the end, I'm looking forward to what kind of answer our intern Xiaopang will give us."
The intern's head was almost parallel to his knees, and he opened his answer board in shame, which read
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