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With very irresponsible words: "... fell asleep."

"I knew it." Jack Su shook his head helplessly, the answer written on his question board was almost the same as his current mood. "Every morning, I saw him without a sleeping face, and then I went to take a shower, cook and iron clothes. I really don't know if I found a lover or an ancestor?" Although he said so, his expression was No complaints, more or less spoiled a little more.

Lai Kai leaned into Jing Sheng's ear and whispered, "I actually think that Jack Su's words are not inappropriate for me to say to you!"

Then Jing Sheng threw the answer board in Lai Kai's arms, gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "You can put the answer board back now, my little host assistant."

Indeed, there are a total of three questions in this part of the heart-to-heart link, one for each person and one for the common problem.Liao Xiaoxiao didn't say much, patted Jing Sheng on the shoulder and returned to the auditorium.The link of the final summary is still on Jing Sheng.

"After the problem was over, the 11 years of getting along with Lai Kai, the longing for Mr. Jiexiu and the director for most of his life, and the short but compatible fate between Brother Nanzhong and Mr. Taichang all reflected the tacit understanding between each other. And after finding the other party's president veterinary team, the tacit understanding will need time to be further improved." Jing Sheng's eyes moved to the intern who was being taught by Jack Su who didn't dare to look up, and he couldn't help smiling, "Finally, give us It brought countless laughter between Mr. Jack Su and the intern Fatty. For the tacit understanding, or more, it should be Mr. Jack Su’s unilateral understanding of the intern. In the future, your life will be a little different after this incident. .”

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"So after the above game with no technical content, it can be proved that time can indeed increase the tacit understanding between the two parties." Jing Sheng paused, "But the time two people spend together is not the only criterion for strengthening the relationship between two people. Brother Zhong and Director Zhang belong to this category."

Lai Kai added very vividly: "It's like if I didn't get along with Jing Sheng for the previous 11 years, when I confessed to him, he would not agree at all, but would just give me a kick."

"In fact, I can give you a kick right now." Jing Sheng turned his head and smiled at him, "You can definitely give it a try."

"I'm not worried that if you kicked me away, when I think about looking for me again, I won't be able to come back in another hemisphere?" Lai Kai rubbed Jingsheng's shoulder flatteringly, "If it weren't for me, who would still be here?" Can I think of waking you up every morning?"

Before Jing Sheng could say anything, he saw Mr. Jiexiu covering his eyes on purpose, "I'm going to be blinded by the host Xiu Enai!"

At this moment, his partner patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Do you want me to get you some eyedrops?"

"What old Mr. Jiexiu needs now is not eyedrops, he just wants us to perform more jokes so that he can laugh happily." Jing Sheng said to Mr. Jiexiu who is still childish even though he is over [-] years old I don't know what to say anymore, but even if he is acting cute at such a big age, there is always someone around him who will support him and let him play around.

"Okay, everyone cut out the morals, and then let's go back to the scene of the show." Jing Sheng said to the audience, "Everyone can treat the previous part as a sideshow advertisement. After all, our director is still here. I No matter what, we must try our best to save the thoughtful image of our program Democratic Entertainment!"

Jing Sheng adjusted his sitting posture a bit rigorously, and patted Lai Kai beside him by the way, "Even if you are a host assistant, you must be strict with yourself!"

"My status has been demoted from temporary host to host assistant?" Lai Kai only dared to whisper about Jing Sheng's behavior of demoting himself at will, but he didn't dare to express his dissatisfaction. He was just perfunctory He lifted his waist up a little bit, then as if he just remembered something, he stepped forward and said to Jing Sheng, "I just found out that you are no longer shy, afraid, and speechless when facing your director. !"

"After all, this is my territory." Jing Sheng curled his lips, "Besides, this is the last show, he can't drive me off the stage!"

Their voices were not deliberately lowered, so the entire audience screamed and applauded Jing Sheng's frank and shameless behavior.This included Kananzhong, who smiled and bumped the director's shoulder, "Director, what do you think?"

"Salary deductions, written inspections, free holidays, there are always a lot of ways to stop him from committing the following crimes." The director said these words are still his usual attitude, calm and always make people take it seriously.

"Actually, Lai Kai, you've been going the wrong way." Kananzhong leaned against the director, shook his head and smiled and said, "It's useless for you to work hard on me to make Jing Sheng let go. If you get the master in the first place, Now it is estimated that the head of the family will not be able to be ranked above Jing Sheng's head."

Lai Kai intentionally put on an expression of sudden realization, "Male God, you are right!"

"Right?" Jing Sheng patted him on the shoulder, "Do you think it's right?"

"Even if it is right, I will insist that Jing Sheng's status as the head of the family will not be shaken!" Lai Kai showed a standard smile with eight teeth, "I will follow you even if you are wrong."

"Cut out Lai Kai's lines from this episode of the show, and I guess I can publish a book with [-] sentences of love stories, and earn some extra money." Jing Sheng slapped his close face aside, "Okay, we will also I wasted a lot of time, and now I am entering the next stage of today's comeback show, which is also a new link. The purpose of this show has been innovating and has never been changed."

"In the new link, I want to ask all the guests, what interesting things happened in the process of communication, or in the process of getting to know each other? That is to tell your embarrassing things to make everyone happy and entertained. The public. There is also a scoring standard for this, that is, the size of the laughter, applause and cheers of the audience..."

Before Jing Sheng could finish his words, he heard a sudden laughter from the audience. He turned his head, looked in one direction, and said with a very hating expression: "It's that first episode again. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you, Mr. Jinya, the fan of the show, are you planning to mess things up? It’s said that children with low laughs are very innocent. If you’re still single, I’ll give you a free promotion on the show.”

"Please don't violate your own sense of humor and be a qualified judge!" Jing Sheng looked at the four pairs of guests on the opposite side and hesitated, "This time we will start with the pair of guests who I personally think are the least humorous, President And the veterinarian, do you have your own jokes ready to keep everyone entertained?"

The president glanced sideways at the veterinarian, and the veterinarian shrugged his shoulders to signal him to speak.

"Actually, there are quite a few interesting things we talked about, but there are not many that are particularly funny. After all, although he and I joke occasionally, when we get along, it may be more ordinary." The president put his hand on the On the back of the veterinarian's hand, "The funniest thing was the first day of our cohabitation, because we were confused about which side to live in, he was worried that he would not be able to find him when the pet was sick, and I had too much work to deal with, because of this problem After two days of procrastination, after I had packed all my things and was about to go to him, I saw him dragging his suitcase and he was about to walk to my door. At that time, I felt that because of this It's really funny for us who are hesitant about things."

After the president finished speaking, the audience paused for a second, and the applause that erupted after that was no less than the applause when he appeared on the stage, and even more enthusiastic.

"This applause gives you a little bit of mutual integration." Jing Sheng also applauded these two, "However, he is not particularly funny, and he doesn't feel like making us happy at all. It seems that I really I read you right, the two with the least sense of humour. According to this order..." Jing Sheng looked at the other three pairs, "Our next one is the average score between you and Brother Nanzhong. No objection, right? , Director, even if you deduct your salary, you can’t stop me from telling the truth that you have no sense of humor.”

"Then you are really wrong." Kananzhong said with a smile, "There is a word called cold humor, don't you know? My opinion is completely opposite to yours, because I am very happy to be amused by the director every day. .”

"I don't believe it without facts and examples." It might be okay for Jing Sheng to believe that the male god is humorous, but to believe in the director's humor, he thinks it is better to let him believe that Kai Kai is actually a vegetarian.

"A relatively common example to convince you!" Kananzhong seemed to be thinking about the usual relationship with the director, and he became interested, and his sitting posture was slightly adjusted from the previous laziness. He can take jokes, but he is a very strict person, but his character is a little sloppy. I have laughed to my stomach more than once because he forgot to iron his tie when he went out and went home to iron it secretly. It hurts, in fact, I told him that if the tie is not ironed, you can actually take it off, unbutton a few buttons on the collar of the clothes, and it doesn’t matter if you are casual." Thinking of this, he squeezed the director amusedly fingers, "But he felt that the buttons of his shirts could not be unbuttoned at all, because people he knew would have doubts about why a serious and serious person could not even button his clothes properly. It is so serious and so cute that it is completely uncontrollable !"

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Jing Sheng said in a very incomprehensible way: "Isn't it really because your little strawberry was planted on the director's neck the night before?"

As soon as he said these words, the laughter of the audience rose a volume.

"Like the paw prints you scratched on Lai Kai's collarbone?" The director said calmly, his tone of affirmation made Jing Sheng involuntarily look at the position of Lai Kai's collarbone... Lai Kai is wearing a collared shirt with a tie today !How can I see any collarbone!But the culprit said with the same paralyzed voice, "I'm just kidding."

"Pfft! Hahahahahahaha!" Kananzhong was the first to laugh out loud, triggering the highest volume of laughter from the audience.

Jing Sheng, who got his shoes wet by the river, took a deep breath, "Well, Jack Su and the intern, I'm starting to look forward to your stories making people laugh in this situation."

"Actually, that's how we usually get along." Jack Su put his arms around the intern's waist, and then said regretfully, "Sure enough, I still can't hug him." When the intern stared at him with bulging eyes, he smiled and rubbed Rubbing the intern's hair, "That's it. It's okay for me to hit him, even if he is dealt with by overeating every time, and then I continue to hit his fat, just like this vicious circle."

"I just think the interns are really pitiful." Jing Sheng tried his best to imitate the director's paralyzed face, "but I still want to say that I feel so pitiful that I can't even smile at all."

Unexpectedly, his expression made the audience couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Then let me tell you about a stupid thing he committed?" As soon as Jack Su finished speaking in a questioning tone, the intern stepped forward and covered his mouth, and said at this point in time, "In fact, he also made embarrassments. when!"

Compared to hearing the stupid and cute parts of the interns that kept being exposed at the beginning of the show, listening to Jack Su's embarrassing stories made everyone more interested!Lai Kai smiled and said, "Come here, don't miss this opportunity! Hurry up and resist all the oppression you have been subjected to!"

The intern glanced at Jack Su, put his hand down, and noticed that he didn't intend to stop him, so he said cautiously: "He drools when he sleeps on the sofa."

Everyone waited for a while and found out that the intern eunuch was here!Jing Sheng didn't want to say anything anymore, his assistant Lai Kai asked doubtfully, "It's gone?"

The intern nodded.

"It made me laugh so hard, hahahaha." Jing Sheng had a very helpless smile on his face, "Then if I tell you that the Lai Kaishui sofa not only drools, but also falls off, will everyone laugh and cry?"

The audience gave applause and laughter very cooperatively, and it became more and more intense, to the point where it was out of control.

"You guys are so funny!" Jing Sheng rubbed his face with a stiff smile, "I think I was wrong, if you use the average to calculate, the sense of humor of your pair is estimated to be as low as the ground, Jack Mr. Su, please don’t explain. Even if your humor level is over [-], the intern’s humor level must be one more than yours, and then add a minus sign in front of it. I’m going to be quiet, come to the assistant, it’s time for you to act alone It's time!"

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Looking at the last remaining pair of guests, Lai Kai stood up in order to show that he was both nervous and excited to act alone!Jing Sheng, who leaned against him to rest, almost fell headlong into the sofa.

Old Mr. Jiexiu covered his stomach and laughed, "I don't think there's any need to say any more. You've already won. Really, the title of humor ambassador must belong to the host. It's just two treasures."

"Oh no, there is actually a saying that goes well." Jing Sheng glared at Lai Kai, pulled him to sit down again, "There is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, Grandpa Jiexiu has two live treasures in his house, plus the previous That sentence is equivalent to a total of four treasures in your family! So no one here is more likable than you!"

But after he said this, Mr. Jiexiu deliberately asked the director in doubt: "Do you understand?"

The director rubbed his shoulders, "Jing Sheng said our family is rich."

"Almost, he said that suddenly, there must be some kind of conspiracy!" Old Mr. Jiexiu looked as if it was the real thing, "When you wait like this, you have to remind me to give them a piece of paper. Exclusive half-price membership cards have betrayed their integrity, and we can't let them go away empty-handed!"

"Ahem!" Jing Sheng coughed twice, indicating to the host assistant, are you in charge of sitting here and laughing?After going on like this, he is more than moral, he probably lost his underwear!

"Ah? Oh oh oh!" Lai Kai cleared his throat, "Now, as the most humorous guest group with high hopes, do you have any embarrassing things in your life?"

"Director Xu!" Mr. Jiexiu didn't directly answer Lai Kai's question, he just leaned forward, and the director silently supported his old waist by his side, "Actually, I think the host of Qinggua TV People can completely change into new blood! I think this kid is very good! He is much more serious than Jing Sheng!"

The station director's reply to this question was still as calm as ever, "Thank you, Mr. Jiexiu for your suggestion, in fact, what we need in the station is an unscrupulous host, after all, it is enough for Cucumber to hold the serious stage with me. "

The treasure of the town is the treasure of the town!Jing Sheng squinted his eyes and smiled, and gave the director eight million likes in his heart!

"Just ignore me!" Lai Kai continued to clear his throat, "It's hard for me to pass the addiction of being a host, can't you treat me better?"

"Actually, there are a lot of embarrassing things." To everyone's surprise, it was the director who spoke. Kananzhong had communicated with this director, but he never knew that this director had any label of being good at talking, " Just because there are too many things, there are not many things that come to mind so suddenly. But do you know why he wants to open a dessert shop?"

This question is usually asked by the candy tycoon in economic magazines, and the official answer actually sounds very interesting in Mr. Jiexiu's mouth.

"I remember it was mentioned in a magazine." The president said, "Because old Mr. Jiexiu's family didn't allow him to eat too much sugar, so it became an obsession."

Hearing this statement, the director couldn't help laughing, "Actually, what the obsession said is true, but the reason is a little more childish, because he had tooth decay when he was a child, and he was obviously older than me, but his teeth grew like that. .So I hid all his candy. When he was angry with me, he said that he would open a dessert shop when he grew up. He ate sweets until he vomited. Then he did open a dessert shop, but he didn’t eat much sweets. gone."

"Expose me!" Mr. Jiexiu knocked on the director's back, but he couldn't hear any complaints in his tone, he just sighed a little, "After all, I am so old, so I have to ensure my health to be able to get along with him. You have a better life."

There was silence in the studio for a while, but it was Jing Sheng who spoke first to break the silence: "Suddenly I felt that we should be able to play the ending song now. I always thought that Lai Kai was actually a master at destroying the atmosphere. I didn't expect Jiang to be old and hot."

"This is chicken soup for the soul of love. I want to let you know some truths about people who have come here." Old Mr. Jiexiu waved his hands at Jing Sheng's words, deliberately holding up the appearance of an elder, but it's a pity that his old urchin's appearance is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and he can't tell everyone at all. Seriousness.

"However, when it comes to things like love, you still need to make your own way." Lai Kai put his arm around Jing Sheng's shoulders, "Those leftover chicken soup for the soul, I read too much, I'm afraid I won't even be able to fall in love in the end .”

Jing Sheng didn't mind this kind of aboveboard physical contact. He pressed his elbow against Lai Kai's chest muscles, "So the underlying meaning of your sentence is that you don't read romance novels before you're in love?"

"Or add a youth love idol drama?" Lai Kai deliberately pretended to be thoughtful, and was sneered by Jing Sheng as it should be.

The audience at the scene was gradually healed by the full-time cute host from the previous atmosphere, and it can be regarded as a burst of laughter at the end.

Jing Sheng wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist at all, "The other guests just don't have enough humor and skills, but when it comes to our lovely Grandpa Dessert, it's directly to the point where the host needs to liven up the atmosphere. I was wrong and thought it was very You are humorous, Mr. Jiexiu."

Mr. Jiexiu sighed, and said guiltily, "I'm sorry to disappoint our gold medal host."

...Jing Sheng almost slipped off the sofa.

He stabilized his mentality, decided not to attack Grandpa Jiexiu, looked sideways at the director, and said meaningfully: "I guess the director must have been attracted by Mr. Jiexiu's acting skills at first, so he became Get out of hand."

"...Maybe." The director rubbed Mr. Jiexiu's hair, "Who can explain this kind of thing clearly."

In fact, at a certain time, listening to the voice of a great director is indeed a special enjoyment, especially the tone of his deep voice that is so indulgent.This can be heard from the screams of the audience.

"In this way, the sense of humor problem will be over, and then we will stop talking about it and enter the final stage!" Jing Sheng stopped everyone's screaming applause and cheers, "It is the most bloody but tried and tested At one stage, say a word to each other, any words are fine, but there is only one sentence! You can turn off the lights and talk slowly in the bed under the quilt if you don’t have enough words.”

"Actually, there is no need for particularly nasty love words." Lai Kai added, "It can be all kinds of words, even whatever you want to eat at night, as long as it is what you want to say. But we are giving you a chance, let you not I am ashamed to say it outright in the public, and there will be no uncontrollable things happening at the scene of the wording."

What the hell is that uncontrollable thing?

Jing Sheng rubbed his swollen head because of his unreliable assistant and said, "Then let's start with the pair of the president and the veterinarian. Let's say a sentence. A period, an exclamation point, a question mark, and an ellipsis are one sentence. You are free to choose whoever starts first. Think about stones." We don't mind the order of the paper-scissors matchup at all."

The president and the veterinarian looked at each other, and the veterinarian said first, "Then I'll come first."

Jing Sheng sat down against Lai Kai, and the sound engineer played soft music that was not loud during the process.The veterinarian looked up at the president, took a deep breath to suppress the tense atmosphere, and said, "Although we don't have enough tacit understanding yet, I have confidence in our future."

"For example, let's get to know each other better from now on?" The president smiled, seeing the veterinarian's face suddenly flushed, and stepped forward to give him a gentle hug.

"Let's do the second group. Pick up the lower limit that fell from the previous group." When the applause from the audience to the president and the veterinarian gradually increased, Jack Su said before Jing Sheng could speak, "Actually, I think we The background music can be changed, because I always feel that being affectionate is of no use to this foodie!"

"This is the rule." Jing Sheng put his hands aside, and took a look at the intern grinning at Jack Su as a joke, "Maybe everyone prefers to see you acting cute in this affectionate state."

"It's really tiring." Jack Su shook his head, coughed twice, and supported the intern's shoulders to make him face himself, "Actually, your face looks fatter from the front, but it doesn't matter if you are fatter, after all, your stomach The fleshy texture is really good, I like it."

The fat trainee who was humiliated again under this affectionate range became angry: "Do you like me or my belly!"

After the sentence was finished, Jack Su didn't plan to say anything more. Even if the intern got angry and wanted to bite his hand, he silently endured it, and rubbed the intern's head with a smile.

"Then let me talk about it first, old man." Mr. Jiexiu from the third group shook his head, looked at the director in front of him, hesitation appeared in his expression for the first time, "Actually, I have wanted to ask for a long time, and now you are considered You have a successful career and you don't look old, so why do you still miss me, a bad old man?"

"Because I know a bad old man is thinking about me, and I don't want to let him down." The director looked at Mr. Jiexiu's gray hair, shook his hand, just smiled, and stopped talking.

In such an atmosphere, no one would say anything, and some only had applause with blessings.Kananzhong and the director were the last couple to speak, and it was rare that the director spoke first. "Actually, I'm already your fan."

"But I don't fall in love with every stupid fan." The former actor, and is still the male god in the hearts of many people, smiled, and leaned forward to exchange a kiss with the director.

After the four groups of guests were over, the sound engineer unexpectedly changed to a relaxing music. Before Jing Sheng could figure out what to conclude, he found that Lai Kai was covering his eyes, and the applause of the audience was even more overwhelming.So even though Jing Sheng, who was already mentally prepared, still felt inexplicable when he saw the cake in front of him after seeing the light again.

"My birthday has already passed?" The first thing he looked up was Lai Kai, "What the hell is this?"

"Congratulations to you for completing a program with good ratings again." The director standing behind him answered him, "I treat the cake as a private treat for you, and your bonus will not be deducted."

"That director, you are really too stingy, aren't you?" Standing on his own ground, Jing Sheng, who was full of confidence, turned his head to ask for a red envelope, but was caught off guard by the left half of his face wiped by the cake!

"Lai Kai! Come here and I won't beat you to death!" Jing Sheng, who had completely disregarded his image, took a piece of cake and was very sternly preparing to educate Lai Kai, but the right half of his face was wiped by the male god beside him!

Old Mr. Jiexiu was not afraid of getting into trouble and said, "Fortunately, I knew that there was no new cream for Jingsheng. I was so witty!"

"And the host seems to have completely forgotten his last duty." Jack Su put his hands on the intern's shoulders to watch the excitement.

The CEO glanced at the veterinarian, "Then... let's finish it off?"

"Thank you for watching Qinggua Channel. This is the last episode of the first season of the world's first same-sex dating show. Thank you for your support over the past six months..."

"We'll see you next season." Jing Sheng, who was holding a cake in both hands, said suddenly, and wiped the faces of Mr. Kananzhong and Mr. Jiexiu respectively. "It's better to be alone than to be happy together! How good is it for everyone to be sweet together?"

"That's right!" Lai Kai quickly tapped a finger of strawberry jam on Jing Sheng's forehead, "It's booming and sweet!"

"If I don't wipe your body full of milky scent, I'll just lie flat tonight and don't resist!"

"The scale is so big that I suddenly get excited!"

"Roll, roll, roll!"

……

"It's nice to be young." Mr. Jiexiu turned his head to Kananzhong and said, "It's full of energy."

"Hmm." Kananzhong tilted his head to ask the director to rub cream on him, smiling meaningfully, "and full of energy."

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