The world's first same-sex dating show

"Welcome everyone to stay locked on to our show at this time and this place. I am the host Jing Sheng you are familiar with." Jing Sheng was wearing a beige suit and smiled facing the camera. Speaking live, I was still a little nervous.”

"But at this time, there is one person who stands up resolutely. It doesn't matter if I make complaints about him casually. I was touched by what I said." Jing Sheng shrugged, "But he thought I would forgive him if he said that He, that is really a big mistake, I will really treat him as he wishes, ah, I am such a good friend."

Jingsheng applauded loudly amidst the audience's roar of laughter, "Just kidding, the guest invited in this issue is my best friend, who was recently invited to the Global Fashion Week. Won the title of the world's most popular newcomer model, my good friend, model Lai Kai!"

"Actually, I didn't want to come out at the moment just now." This was the first sentence the guest Lai Kai said after he came out, "But I'm worried that if Jing Sheng hosts it himself, if no one controls the field, he might be able to complain about me. not worth."

"Obviously." Sitting opposite Lai Kai, Jing Sheng said nonchalantly, "Your worries are obviously not worthless."

Lai Kai didn't say anything, just shrugged his shoulders and signaled to the audience, yes, that's what you saw.

"I have known you for a long time. To be honest, I really never thought that I would have the opportunity to interview you in public." Jing Sheng clasped his hands and leaned forward, "Looking at you with such an atmosphere, I have to say he is really handsome.”

"That's why distance creates beauty." Lai Kai spread his hands, "You must have seen too much of me sitting on the bed with my legs crossed and eating apples, so that you will inadvertently discover the dog-like beauty in my dress , oh no, it's handsome."

Jing Sheng laughed out loud with the audience: "I really didn't expect my show to bring you so much pressure. Let the guests complain about themselves first. Is this a warm-up for me?"

"You think too much," Lai Kai waved his hand, "I'm just lowering my bottom line step by step, lest you suddenly drop to freezing point and I can't bear it."

"Sure enough, it's really difficult to support such a show with a guest who knows us too well." Jing Sheng shook his head helplessly, "It's really not a surprise at all. Maybe we will be caught and burned by single dogs after the show is over. Burn, Lai Kai, have you noticed how much attention our pair of Sippies have received?"

This question made Lai Kai hesitate for a few seconds, "Actually, to be honest, I think the popularity of our pair of real people Xipi is a bit high. When I opened Weibo one day, I found that our cp Weibo attention has already When it exceeded 20, I was in a bad mood, and Jing Sheng and I had about [-] fans, which sounds inexplicably sad."

"I am deeply touched by this." Jing Sheng nodded seriously, "Especially when I saw Jing Laidang downstairs shouting and hugging me tightly, and if I refreshed again, he would be overwhelmed by Lai Jingdang. But in fact, the mode of getting along between us is obviously dominated by me. Lai Kai, are you right?"

"This is the truth." Lai Kai did not refute, "But in fact, there is no major issue between the two of us that needs to be dominated. What he dominates every day is what to eat today, what to eat tomorrow, and so on. Such issues are actually It's a bit like family and I won't talk about it."

"I always feel that you are here to mess things up." Jing Sheng raised his forehead, "I can almost predict that after tonight's colder Jing Lai's party will be secretly prodding. But Lai Kai doesn't seem to be disgusted by being Think of it as a CP feeling."

"Of course it's a separation." Lai Kai made his sitting position a little more comfortable, "Because the object is you, so I don't feel disgusted. After all, if I cp with a middle-aged man in his 50s with a beer belly, I am Really vomit."

Jing Sheng showed a not-so-obvious smile, "Then I am very narcissistic and think that I am the perfect type of man in your heart?"

"That's right now, I think it suits you best." Lai Kai didn't realize what he said, but subconsciously felt that Jing Sheng's smile seemed a little strange.

"Okay, it's almost in-depth, how about we go straight to the topic?" Jing Sheng asked the audience for their opinions, and the response was very enthusiastic, "Lai Kai, I'm going to ask the first question today, which is also the first question of our online selection. The most asked question, are you gay?"

Lai Kai paused with a smile: "...Did I dig a hole and jump myself?"

Jing Sheng smiled and said nothing.

In fact, Lai Kai doesn't care about the issue of sexual orientation at all, although there was no occasion for him to publicly express it before.But what made him feel depressed was the one-on-one conversation with Jing Sheng before, on the day Jing Sheng invited him to his show.

……

"Lai Kai, it's my first live broadcast in two days, come here and be a guest to help me press the stage." Jing Sheng pressed his elbow on Lai Kai's shoulder, "I will treat you better."

"It's not necessary!" Lai Kai, who had just moved to his new home, was in a good mood, "Will I be tricked by you?"

Jing Sheng was very skeptical about this point, "It should be because when did you not get tricked by me?"

"I'm going to be tricked by you this time!" Lai Kai looked at Jing Sheng's obviously watching the show, and took a deep breath, "I'm going to sleep on the sofa today!"

"Then it's such a pleasant decision!" As for the non-technical matter of fooling Lai Kai, Jing Sheng didn't say that he was victorious in all battles, and nine out of ten were about the same. "I regret buying breakfast for a week."

Thinking of seeing Jing Sheng getting up early, Lai Kai was blinded by the truth for a while, "Deal!"

……

But this is just a matter of sexual orientation, shouldn't it be regarded as being cheated by Jing Sheng?

I still remember that during the live broadcast of the show, Lai Kai's expression did not pause for a few seconds, "I have never concealed my image, yes, I have the same sexual orientation as the host, and we both like men."

Jing Sheng shrugged his shoulders. He had already disclosed his sexual orientation in the first episode of his show, so this wasn't a big deal.And to be honest, exposing Lai Kai's sexual orientation doesn't mean much to him. After all, this is something he already knew. That bet sounded a bit naive, so he probably prefers to complain about other issues.

For example--

"Lai Kai, everyone knows that you are radiant on the runway, but on this show, everyone wants to know more about you who is different from the public perception, such as what little hobbies you have, or whether you like men Genre or something." Jing Sheng naturally ignored the previous question, "You can talk step by step and let the morality go away bit by bit."

"...Host, can you just be so straightforward?" Lai Kai smiled, "Besides, don't you know what my little hobbies are? As for the type of man I like, I can only say that Jing Sheng gave me a higher level of aesthetics." Height, although we are just friends, but he is a type of lover who will be very satisfied no matter if he is pure zero or pure one. He has a poisonous tongue and is extremely gentle."

Lai Kai glanced at Jing Sheng's calm expression, "He is the best example of a slap and a red date."

"It's the first time I heard Lai Kai praise me so much. I should be floating, but why do I feel chilly?" Jing Sheng shook his shoulders deliberately as he said, "Okay, in fact, the audience should understand that Lai Kai and I Kai has known each other for a long time. In fact, it is impossible to say that he even knows how many hairs the other party has. After all, he himself may not know how many hairs he has. But some small habits of each other, it is also true to say that they do not know at all. impossible."

"So the direction of our next show will become that the two sides poach each other's *, and then part ways after the show?" Lai Kai sighed deeply, "Actually, I am a little bit looking forward to it Well, after all, the host has indeed done a few things that may be said to make everyone happy."

"It's really bad!" Jing Sheng shook his head and pretended to be angry, "It's really bad to have such an official good friend. Those who have swiped to let us be together will poke their eyes after watching this episode..."

In the middle of Jing Sheng's speech, Lai Kai suddenly interjected, "Because why do these two guys have to show their affection everywhere? They were blinded."

The audience burst into laughter, and by the way, there was applause for Lai Kai.

"This show can't go on anymore, the host is going to skip work!" Jing Sheng rubbed his shoulders, "In fact, this show requires a friend to reveal the rules of the guests, but now because the friends of the guests are sitting on the stage, so if Lai Kai wants me to say something nice, come and beg me!"

Lai Kai got up, walked in front of Jing Sheng, squatted down halfway, just raised his head slightly, and saw Jing Sheng's suspicious eyes looking at him.Lai Kai didn't look away, his expression was rare and serious.

He whispered, "Please."

Jing Sheng felt a little pain in his head, he kicked Lai Kai lightly, "Let's go!"

But the audience really likes to see this kind of drama of "I can guess the ending but not the ending". The applause and cheers made Jing Sheng feel a little bit dumbfounded.

"I can't bear to tell the audience that you are actually a dark cooking expert who only knows how to fry eggs and a childish kid who sleeps in cow pajamas." Jing Sheng said this sentence in one breath, showing a bright smile at the camera , "If you still want to know the two, three, four, five or six things that the guest Lai Kai has to say, please lock in to our Cucuma Channel, and we will see you after a short commercial."

Lai Kai also cooperated and said to the camera: "Where is the bottom line if you want to see the host? See you after the commercial."

After confirming that the camera was turned off, Jing Sheng made a familiar gesture to Lai Kai. Lai Kai walked away from Jing Sheng for a while before quietly walking into the bathroom.

Jing Sheng was washing his hands with his back turned, and said without raising his head after hearing the voice, "You are simply the most difficult guest I have ever met."

"But I was still tricked by you." Lai Kai leaned back on the sink, looked sideways at Jing Sheng with a smile. "Besides, if I look like your guests, how can we reflect the difference in our relationship? After all, we are good friends on Planet Huanghua."

"Such a title is regarded by you as something very good." Jing Sheng shook his head with a smile, "Did you get tricked by me in your last sentence?"

"By the way, Jingsheng!" Lai Kai approached him mysteriously and said, "Did you hear anything?"

"What the hell?" This is the bathroom, what can he hear?

"It's thundering." Lai Kai whispered in Jing Sheng's ear, "It's going to rain."

...What kind of mess is this!

"The living room is so cold, the sofa is so cold." Lai Kai was aggrieved, "How about having eggs for breakfast? You dislike my fried eggs, how about boiled eggs?"

"Heh." Jing Sheng sneered.

"By the way, you said that so many people are tricking us into being together, how about we..." Lai Kai whispered, "Try?"

"Heh." Jing Sheng sneered, and added two words, "Dream."

Lai Kai did not speak, but followed Jing Sheng with his tail down.

When Jing Sheng walked out of the bathroom, he said, "Remember to warm up the scene first when you go back."

(End of extra episode)

Many years later, Lai Kai said that he had a very good dream.

And probably won't wake up for most of my life.