The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

The interstellar journey this time was longer than Mu Chengzhou imagined. Ling Fei didn't seem to be in a hurry, and kept the starship at a normal speed, driving smoothly in the darkness.

This is good news for Mu Chengzhou. After all, the dizziness and vomiting caused by the space jump are really unbearable for him. In comparison, he still prefers to spend more time walking slowly.

And although the surrounding environment is dark, there are still many scenic spots along the way.From time to time outside the window, you can see beautifully shining planets and asteroid belts surrounded by silk.

At first, Mu Chengzhou was curious about everything in front of him. Even when a stone passed by the window, he would ask the system to take a picture of him.

But after a few days.

System: [There is a bright red planet outside, which can be seen clearly from our place, do you want me to take a photo for you? 】

The little milk cat lay on the bed and lazily moved the tip of its tail, which was regarded as a response.

system:【……】

The system feels wronged.

Ever since the host signed the master pet contract and became someone else's master, he was like a concubine who had been thrown into the cold palace, and he rarely received a response even when he took the initiative to speak.

But he couldn't blame the host for liking the new and disliking the old. After all, in the first few days of the journey, they still chatted normally.

Until Ling Fei, who was newly in charge, asked from the side:

"Who are you talking to when you talk to yourself?"

Mu Chengzhou answered without thinking too much: "By the way, I haven't told you yet. In fact, there is something in my mind..."

The system quickly interrupted: [Can't say!Both my existence and your time travel will disrupt the rules of the world!You must not reveal this to anyone. 】

Mu Chengzhou immediately changed his words: "...there is an old man with a white beard."

system:【……】

What the hell kind of excuse is this? ?

He is a system in its prime, and he doesn't want to be forced to become a portable grandfather!

However, Mu Chengzhou was still lying seriously: "This old grandfather has been teaching me all kinds of knowledge since before I was born. He also opened up my spiritual wisdom early, so I can have human thinking."

Ling Fei seemed to believe it, and said with great interest: "The ancient delicacies you made before, did you learn from your grandfather?"

Mu Chengzhou: "Almost, but I also added a little creativity of my own."

Although the operation of cat rice is simple and there are many people who know how to make it, it is impossible to add chili to cat rice even if you search all the recipes.Mu Chengzhou is still very confident about this.

Ling Fei: "Did he teach you anything else?"

Mu Chengzhou thought about it, and decided to fix another bug in the system by the way: "He also taught me how to make animations, but unfortunately my claws have their own thoughts and are not under my control, so he gave up after teaching for two days. gone."

Ling Fei: "..."

In order to enhance his persuasiveness, Mu Chengzhou bit his own claws twice, while expressing his anger at himself for failing to live up to expectations, he relieved the itching of the claws by the way.

There is no way, the cat wants to scratch itself, except for kicking with its hind paws, it can only chew on it.

Ling Fei grabbed the wet paw and rubbed it on the plump pad with his fingertips.

Mu Chengzhou withdrew in a second: "Don't touch my paw!"

Ling Fei was not annoyed, just nodded with a smile: "Okay, I won't touch it anymore." Then he touched the tip of his tail.

The tail is the most unpredictable part of a cat. Even Mu Chengzhou himself didn't figure out how to make the tail move under his control.

Therefore, he could only instinctively move the tail away after Ling Fei touched it, but he couldn't dodge it in advance.

After being caught by the tail several times, Mu Chengzhou turned around and bit Ling Fei's hand.

Mu Chengzhou slurred his words: "See (didn't)? This is a mess!"

Ling Fei showed surprise: "Your teeth seem to grow a little."

Mu Chengzhou's expression brightened, and he couldn't help but let go: "Really?"

"Of course, even the teeth marks are deeper, congratulations." Ling Fei looked at the small teeth marks on his hands and smiled.

Mu Chengzhou licked his small teeth one by one, felt the hardness of the tip of the teeth, and was inexplicably moved in his heart:

"Great, I can finally have a snack!"

After drinking goat milk powder for more than a week, he, a cat with an adult soul, is really tired of drinking it and urgently needs a change.

Ling Fei: "It's a pity that I only had time to take away the milk powder, and those packs of snack toys were buried in the ruins. The supplies on the starship are all nutrient solution, and there is nothing suitable for snacks. Or... let's find a The planet stopped for a while?"

"It doesn't have to be so troublesome." Mu Chengzhou shook his paw, "Don't we have a planting base? I can just use the things inside to make something."

Seeing his claws, Mu Chengzhou added: "To be precise, I'm in charge, and you are in charge."

"Of course." Ling Fei readily agreed.

This starship has a vast area and all kinds of supporting facilities, which are enough for people to live conveniently and comfortably for a lifetime.

The only downside is that there is no automatic cooking machine installed here.

To be precise, there is not even a kitchen.

Before Mu Chengzhou came, this was not considered a defect at all.Because like most interstellar people, the people on this starship have no habit of eating, let alone cooking for themselves.

Fortunately, they have enough technological products and technical personnel.

When they learned that the anchor Zhouzhou wanted to cook, people rushed to send all the utensils that might come in handy.

In the newly tidied laboratory that will be used as a kitchen.

Ling Fei placed the chopping board cut from the wooden table on the test bench, next to which were several daggers of different specifications, and the most outrageous thing was that it also included a large knife that was more than one meter long.

Mu Chengzhou stretched out his claws and pointed at the big knife, and said indifferently, "What do you want to cut with that?"

Ling Fei: "I don't know too well, but be prepared. What if you encounter a bone that is difficult to cut?"

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

He really can't imagine any hard bones that need to use this big knife, dinosaur bones?

Mu Chengzhou: "Forget it, it's...cough, grandpa, you can start the live broadcast."

The system, who was forced to grow more than 100 years old, suppressed tears and opened the live broadcast room.

The moment the live broadcast started, a group of viewers flocked in immediately.

Mu Chengzhou was puzzled.

He didn't announce the time in advance this time, he just drove it as he wanted.

Moreover, it has been several days since the last live broadcast, and it is impossible for the audience to squat in his live broadcast room for a few days without moving, so the group of people who come in now are...?

[Sure enough, the broadcast started!I knew from the moment the boss ordered us to clean up a kitchen, Zhou Zhou must be cooking today! 】

[Hey, why are so many people using the ship's network, it's so crowded that I'm stuck! 】

[Network maintenance is here, my head is about to go bald now!If you are close together, can’t you use the same device to watch together? ! 】

[No, I want to use my account to give Zhou Zhou a gift, so please do better!Later, I will give you two bottles of hair growth liquid made from the essence of the snow monster! 】

[Can Zhou Zhou see me?The longest knife around you is provided by me!That knife is so fast, cutting people is as easy as cutting melons! 】

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

Well, he got it.

It turned out that the people on the starship rushed in first to support the scene.

After watching a certain barrage, the little milk cat walked to the big knife with graceful catwalks, and pressed one of its claws on the back of the knife.

The knife owner jumped up excitedly in front of the screen, and patted the shoulder of his partner vigorously: "Did you see it?! Zhou Zhou is standing on my knife! Ho Ho Ho he must have seen that it is a treasured knife , What a vision!"

Afterwards, the knife owner saw the little milk cat move its claws.

"Dang lang lang lang—"

The treasured knife was ruthlessly pulled to the ground by the cat's paw, and it spun and slid for a long distance.

Sword master:? ? ! !

The knife owner's partner: "Hahahahaha I'll make you laugh!"

The little milk cat stood on the edge of the test bench, like a majestic lion standing on the edge of a cliff, and said proudly: "Mimimi——"

A warm and calm male voice came out simultaneously from the live broadcast room:

"In order to ensure that the things I make are safe and non-toxic, I will not use tools from unknown sources."

——It is even more impossible to use the one that has cut people.

The master of the knife: the strong man sheds tears QAQ

At this time, the rest of the fans also clicked in after receiving the live broadcast push, and the number of viewers quickly rose to more than 200 million, breaking the record of the last live broadcast.

The barrage became more lively, but no one thought the little milk cat was mighty, they all treated him as a naughty child.

【I see!It's all bad knives, and he actually blocked Zhou Zhou's way, so he should be pushed down! 】

[Zhou Zhou fell so well!If you don't enjoy it, drop it again!There are so many small knives beside you, just drop them casually, that's enough! 】

[Hahaha dubbing brother has worked hard!You can even make trouble with kittens! 】

[Little brother really can't laugh? ?My family and I are watching this live broadcast, listening to you dubbing the little milk cat in a serious manner, everyone is laughing like crazy! ! ! 】

Mu Chengzhou: "Don't worry, I'm a professional dubbing brother. No matter what happens, it won't affect my dubbing."

Ling Fei glanced at the little milk cat beside him with its mouth open "meow meow".

Thinking that Mu Chengzhou was talking to the audience and ignoring his existence, Ling Fei felt unhappy for a while.

Ling Fei felt that as the closest person to Mu Chengzhou, he should have the greatest privilege.

So, Ling Fei stretched out his sinful hand towards the back of the little milk cat.

In front of all the audience in the live broadcast room, he rubbed the little milk cat's elastic butt twice.

Then he let out a satisfied sigh: "It's so soft."

The audience only saw a hand stretched out from the live broadcast screen and directly touched the little milk cat's buttocks. Before they could get jealous, they heard a scream in their ears:

"I'm going - what is molesting me???"

Immediately afterwards, the gentle man uttered an unprecedented angry voice:

"Have you made enough trouble! I told you not to touch me casually! Do you still want to be bitten by me?!"

The audience was dumbfounded.

After a long while, someone tentatively said: [That... do you think that the dubbing brother's words are very real, not like a simple dubbing at all? 】

[Although I'm sorry...but I think the barrage in front of me tells the truth! 】

[From the familiar hands and voice, we can tell that he is the man who likes spicy food last time.But the problem is, this time he only showed one hand, so here comes the problem——]

【Whose ass did the hot man put his other hand on? 】