The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

"Sorry, I was trying to cut vegetables with a knife, but my hand slipped."

Ling Fei explained with a smile, and then picked up a short knife beside the little milk cat.

Facing the sharp dagger, the little milk cat showed no signs of fear. Instead, it rushed towards the hand holding the knife, hugged it with its two front paws, and gnawed vigorously twice.

There are still words in the mouth: "Meow meow meow!"

"Liar! You obviously rubbed it! It doesn't look like a hand (slippery)!!"

Judging from Mu Chengzhou's experience in educating pets, appropriate punishment helps pets learn to obey the rules.

But he selectively forgot the huge gap between himself and Ling Fei.

In the eyes of humans, this small punishment is nothing more than a slightly enthusiastic act like a baby.

While being bitten, Ling Fei stroked the cat's cheek with his fingers, and apologized with a smile: "Well, I know I was wrong. Be careful, don't hurt the baby teeth."

Hearing this, the little milk cat quickly let go, licked the tips of its teeth worriedly, and was relieved after confirming that its small teeth were intact.

Ling Fei took the opportunity to pat Mao Mao's head again: "Good cat."

The little milk cat was rubbed very comfortably, and could not help but let out a "meow" from its throat.

Two seconds later, Mu Chengzhou suddenly realized.

Wait, what's wrong?

Why does it seem that I have become a kitten making mistakes, and Ling Fei has become an educator? ?

Seeing the happy cat sucking scene in the barrage, Mu Chengzhou shook his claws and decided to take care of the live broadcast first.

Mu Chengzhou looked straight ahead and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Sorry, I made everyone laugh. Let's start today's main content."

The barrage replied one after another:

【it's okay no problem!Zhouzhou, you play your game, don't worry about us!Just let us suck you in the clouds! 】

[It's okay, anchor, you can continue chatting, as long as I have a cat and a CP, it's fine~]

[I'm eating the dog food of my family's evolved dog, listening to the flirting and cursing of the dubbing brother and the spicy brother, and now I feel very full! 】

Mu Chengzhou frowned, and found that the painting style in the live broadcast room seemed to be a bit off.

But he wasn't worried. With the last experience, he already had a certain understanding of his audience.

Tolerant, friendly, and love to eat.

The most important thing is to love to eat.

Therefore, Mu Chengzhou can be sure that after today's cooking, the audience will put aside their weird CP brains and devote themselves to the great cause of eating.

Mu Chengzhou: "Today we will also cook an ancient earth dish called fish and mushroom porridge."

With that said, the little milk cat patted a corner of the wooden chopping board, and Ling Fei cooperatively took out a large piece of fish and put it on.

"This cooking is more suitable for human consumption, and it can also be used as complementary food for babies over seven months old. Parents with babies can learn to make it."

Just when Mu Chengzhou finished introducing the basic information and was about to instruct Ling Fei to cook, a few yin and yang barrages suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room:

[I just clicked in and saw the anchor recommending fish, I laughed so hard, I don’t even have a little common sense, this kind of person can also be an anchor? 】

[Is the anchor a primary school student?Didn't know that artificial fish caused too many accidents more than ten years ago! 】

[The anchor has collected money!He didn't even care about his life for the sake of food, and he was so mad that he let the baby eat fish!Who is responsible if something goes wrong? ! ! 】

Mu Chengzhou's eyes narrowed slightly. This batch of bullet screens appeared without warning, and the rhythm was too obvious, making it difficult for people to doubt it.

However, what they said about the fishbone hurting people did indeed happen. Many viewers were reminded of the news many years ago when they told them about it. They even looked at the fish on the chopping board with a bit of fear.

Some viewers in the barrage were also brought into discussion, but the tone was obviously much better than that of the navy, obviously with the intention of defending.

[Some people should not speak too much!Zhou Zhou is a cat. Is there anything wrong with cats eating fish? 】

[Not everyone understands the dangers of fish. My family doesn’t understand these things if I haven’t bought fish. The anchor may not have thought that fish is so dangerous, right qwq]

[Everyone, don't worry!Speak well, Zhouzhou will listen to the opinions and suggestions of the barrage! 】

However, no matter what other people said, the navy intensified when he saw his own tossing waves:

[The anchor likes to eat fish, so he eats it by himself, and no one cares if he chokes to death!But he asked the parents to feed the baby fish, which is murder for money! ! 】

[A cousin of mine was stabbed in the throat by a fishbone at that time, and had to undergo surgery to remove it!Now there is a scar on the neck too! ! 】

Soon the barrage was brushed into a mess, and there was a feeling of smog.

Mu Chengzhou noticed that the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, which has been rising slowly, has begun to decline. It seems that some real viewers can't bear to watch and leave.

System: [It was detected that the barrage of wars all come from the same geographical location, and the number of people is not large. It may be that a small studio takes money to do things.Do they need to be banned? 】

Mu Chengzhou shook his head imperceptibly, and replied in his mind: Wait a minute, the direct title will make people think that we are too strong, even if we take advantage of it, it will become unreasonable.

Let me deal with that first.

The little milk cat walked around the chopping board leisurely, then sat down beside Ling Fei, gave a soft "meow", and said in a relaxed tone like chatting:

"The fish you are talking about should be the artificial grass carp and artificial silver carp launched by a certain company in the empire 15 years ago."

The calm and gentle voice resolved the tense atmosphere in a timely manner, and drew the attention of many ordinary viewers back to the live broadcast itself.

Some people echoed in the barrage, and some people found out the news that the company had finally closed down due to fishbone injuries and sent it to Mu Chengzhou.

Mu Chengzhou: "I also have a little understanding of what happened at that time. The company launched fish meat cubes and fish meat paste, which should be very convenient to eat, but their processing methods are too rough. There are a lot of fish, which makes a lot of fish meat mixed with fishbone and fish bones."

When Shui Jun heard it, even the anchor himself admitted it. This is the rhythm of being scared by them, and they have to admit it!Immediately beating chicken blood like chicken blood, frantically outputting to the live broadcast room.

【I go!I originally thought that the anchor was cooking fish because he was uneducated, but I didn't expect that he knew his mistake and made a mistake!This is even more serious! 】

[Is there another company that is not afraid of death and made fish products to promote to the anchor?The other party must have given a lot of money! 】

Mu Chengzhou: "It's not a company, but there is indeed an organization that has developed a new artificial fish, and this organization is quite famous in the empire. You may have heard of it."

Shui Jun: [Hehe, which business tycoon is so powerful that he insists on selling fish to make black-hearted money?Let me know more about it! 】

Mu Chengzhou smiled slightly: "I don't know if you've heard of the Imperial Institute of Biology?"

The barrage suddenly fell silent.

Mu Chengzhou pointed at the fish meat on the chopping board with his paw, and said, "This is the latest artificial meat product in the Institute of Life Sciences—Longli fish."

Now, even the navy didn't dare to talk nonsense.

The Institute of Life Sciences of the Empire is not something that ordinary people can talk about casually. At that time, not only will the account be blocked, but they may also be arrested for spreading rumors about state institutions, and it will be over!

Seeing that Shuijun was honest, Mu Chengzhou introduced it unhurriedly: "The biggest feature of Longli fish is that the meat is more thorny and less thorny, and the meat is delicious. It is convenient and delicious to make porridge."

"Here, I would like to thank Mr. Louis of the Institute of Biology for his willingness to hand over the first batch of Arowana meat developed to me for production."

"I also hope that after tasting the fish porridge I made, all the audience can provide valuable opinions, and I will give truthful feedback to all experts and scholars."

In a few simple words, the absolute safety of the source of ingredients and the backing of the big boss behind him are all generously displayed.

This is also the result of long-term discussions with Ling Fei and the bosses of the research institute.

Over the past few days, the empire has worked hard and managed to suppress the news that all the big scientific researchers have run away. Of course, it is impossible to jump out and slap themselves in the face just because of a live broadcast.

Not only can't slap in the face, but the high-level officials of the empire have to stand up with a smile and say: Yes, the anchor is right, it is the material provided to him by our country's biological research institute, and our relationship is very friendly!

Of course, it will be a matter of later time for the top management of the empire to vomit blood in anger at Mu Chengzhou's sudden revelation.

At this time, Mu Chengzhou was still happily making his mushroom and fish porridge.

Mu Chengzhou: "In order to save live broadcast time, the fish meat I used has been processed in advance, and all the bones of the fish have been removed, leaving only the most delicious meat in the belly of the fish."

"Because the fish itself will have some fishy smell, we need to marinate the sliced ​​fish with lemon juice for a while."

Accompanied by Mu Chengzhou's voice and the little milk cat's walking and pointing, Ling Fei cut the fish into thin and uniform fish fillets, and put them into a small bowl with lemon juice.

Then, Ling Fei stopped, looked at the little milk cat, and asked the next move with his eyes.

Seeing his obedient appearance, Mu Chengzhou felt that it was very novel, and his tone inadvertently raised a little: "Very well done, now we can start cutting the shiitake mushrooms."

There was another sound of skillful and quick chopping of vegetables, and soon, a bowl of diced shiitake mushrooms of even size that amazed the audience was ready.

The little milk cat nodded his head in satisfaction, and leaned over to the bowl to sniff. The unique taste of the shiitake mushrooms easily whetted his appetite, making him squint his eyes in anticipation.

Seeing this, some viewers thought that the little milk cat smelled something, and followed suit, but they wrinkled their noses from the strange smell.

[This shiitake mushroom has a strange smell, it is hard to describe what it is...]

[The one in front, I understand you!I smelled it too, and now I can't tell if it smells good or bad. 】

[I think it's a bit pungent, but seeing Zhou Zhou smelling it so happily, I wonder if I'm smelling it the wrong way. 】

Mu Chengzhou looked at the barrage and said happily: "Everyone's curiosity is so strong, you even have to smell this."

Immediately, the barrage was dissatisfied, and they all said:

【We are following in the footsteps of Zhou Zhou, we will do whatever Zhou Zhou does! 】

【right!Zhou Zhou thinks that shiitake mushrooms smell good, so they must smell good, otherwise, how can they be called "xiangi" mushrooms! 】

"Oh, I see."

The little milk cat rolled its eyes, stepped on its short legs, and ran to the half of the lemon that was left over when squeezing the lemon juice.

Everyone saw the little milk cat closed its eyes by the lemon, raised its head, and looked intoxicated, as if feeling the fragrance of lemons in the air.

Then, the little milk cat lowered its head and licked a big mouthful on the surface of the lemon.

After swallowing saliva several times, the little milk cat slowly opened its moist eyes, and said very sincerely:

"Meow~~"

"Well, it's so sweet!"