The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

People make the same mistakes all the time.

The first ones to eat lemons were those who had just been smoked by shiitake mushrooms.

Some of them imitated the little milk cat, picked up a lemon and licked it, and then were moved to tears.

Some were even worse, imitating Ling Fei's gesture of squeezing lemon juice, picking up a lemon and squeezing it into his mouth, and then feeling the malice of the world.

cheated!

I didn't expect that even Zhouzhou, who is soft and cute, can deceive people! !

Mom, this world is so scary! QAQ

Those who were the first to eat lemons, with tears in their eyes, unanimously sent out barrages:

[The anchor is right!so sweet! ! ! 】

[What kind of fairy fruit is this!Simply delicious! !It is recommended to promote it to every household! 】

【lemon!Forever God! 】

The praise on the screen made the rest of the audience eager to move.

Originally, many people were embarrassed to taste other people's ingredients directly, but they couldn't help the temptation of the barrage, and in the virtual live broadcast room, no one could see what other people were doing, so they let go of their restraint and went up to talk a lot.

Immediately, they were shuddered by a sour taste from the tip of their tongues to their scalps.

This is sour!indescribable! !

Mu Chengzhou licked the sour corner of his mouth, and looked at the bullet screens flashing in front of him, but he didn't see a single person standing up and talking about citric acid.

Everyone is good or bad!

As expected, there are as many viewers as there are anchors!

If the anchor hides, the audience will follow suit!

He couldn't be more comfortable with such a group of cuties!

At the same time, Mu Chengzhou also felt a sense of disobedience.

He searched the bullet screen for a while, and found that all the sailors jumping up and down before had disappeared completely.

Mu Chengzhou asked: System, did you block the water army?

The system is very innocent: [No, I wanted to keep them watching the show more, but they all dropped the line at the same time, and never came up again.I don't know whether it was scared away by the Institute of Biotechnology, or the studio was hacked. 】

Mu Chengzhou: Who will go to the studio of the Blackwater Army?

System: [I don't know, maybe they messed with some big hacker.It is normal for this group of people to have a lot of dirty money and have many enemies. 】

Mu Chengzhou: Makes sense, boss did a great job!

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On the other side of the Ruby starship, in the network maintenance room.

A boy in a one-piece suit snapped his fingers: "It's done! The optical brains of this group of sailors are too broken, and it's not difficult to invade at all! At this level, you dare to bully our family, Zhouzhou, dream! !"

Looking at the large amount of information flashing on the screen, the boy smiled so much that he showed two rows of small white teeth.

"This studio is not big, and the work it does is not small! Let me see - rumors that a certain actress cheated, slandered a certain pharmaceutical company that killed someone... Wow, even the scandal of the emperor of the empire has been rumored, it's amazing ah!"

"It would be very interesting if all the suffering masters came to ask the teacher about their crimes~"

The young man danced his fingers quickly, packed up all the useful information and passed it on to all parties, and then fell heavily on the back of the chair, heaving a sigh of relief.

There was an urgent knock on the door, and someone yelled anxiously: "Young man! Are you asleep? Wake up! The network on the ship is going to be stuck in PPT! I have been disconnected from the live broadcast room three times! "

"Oh! I'll fix it right away!" The young man scratched his head and threw himself back in front of the light screen. Looking at the two strands of hair from his fingers, his face wrinkled into a bitter melon.

It wasn't until the network was repaired, and seeing the three-color kitten squatting on the experiment table, making soft and soft milk sounds from its mouth, that the boy finally showed a pure and sunny smile that matched his age.

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The atmosphere in the live broadcast room returned to its original state, a harmonious and peaceful scene.

The little milk cat is about one meter away from the porridge pot, wandering around showing off its cuteness, and at the same time explaining and interacting as a dubbing brother.

Ling Fei, on the other hand, dutifully acts as a tool person who has no feelings.

When Mu Chengzhou said something, Ling Fei would just move and never make any extra moves.

Mu Chengzhou understood this very well, and he would not feel anxious or impatient.

After all, Ling Fei really has no cooking foundation at all, and relies entirely on precise execution and perfect knife skills to operate.

But I have to say that as a tool in the live broadcast, Ling Feike is much more perfect than a cooking machine.

Mu Chengzhou turned his head to look at Ling Fei behind him.

Ling Fei was leaning over and lowering his head, his golden forehead half covered his eyes, his thin lips were pursed, and he looked serious.But with a ruler in his hand, he was adding water to the porridge and rice in strict accordance with the proportion.

The images with a strong sense of contrast warmed Mu Chengzhou's heart.

It's a pity that this happiness cannot be shared with the audience in the live broadcast room.

From the perspective of the audience, Ling Fei's face and expression could not be seen, only the movements of his hands could be seen.

Compared with the mysterious biological research institute, Ling Fei's identity as the prince of the empire is more sensitive.

Even though Ling Fei himself didn't mind being exposed, Mu Chengzhou still set up a comprehensive privacy protection mode for him.

"The porridge is ready."

Ling Fei opened his mouth to wake up Mu Chengzhou who was watching him in a daze, and asked with a smile in his eyes, "What do you do next?"

Mu Chengzhou suddenly wanted to tease him, so he said, "What do you think should be done?"

Ling Fei held his chin and thought for a moment, then said solemnly: "It's time to eat?"

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

Please, the porridge, shiitake mushrooms and fish are still squatting in their own small pots and bowls, and they have not become the same dish at all!

And the fish and mushrooms are still raw!

Mu Chengzhou: "Then you eat, I'll watch you eat."

Ling Fei smiled: "How can I eat before you, this is not suitable, after all, you are mine..."

The latter words were cut off halfway by Mu Chengzhou.

Mu Chengzhou said hastily: "Okay, okay, I'm not joking with you. Put the diced mushrooms into the porridge, cook for 5 minutes, add the fish, and cook for another 5 minutes before it's ready to serve!"

Ling Fei: "Okay."

Seeing that Ling Fei finally stopped calling him master, Mu Chengzhou let out a sigh of relief.

It's okay to call this kind of strange name in private, but it would be too shameful to call it in front of the 500 million viewers in the live broadcast room.

Yes, there are 500 million people watching his live broadcast now.

Many of them were old fans who came late. As soon as they entered the live broadcast room, they hurriedly asked: [Have you eaten yet?Did I miss any dishes? 】

To this, viewers who came earlier would reply: [Of course I missed it!The best appetizer you didn't eat!Fortunately, there are still ingredients left, here, that half yellow stuff over there, it's sweet and delicious! 】

History always reincarnates one after another. Those who are deceived this time will join the team of deceiving others next time, and they will never tire of it.

In the midst of talking, laughing and watching the excitement, 10 minutes passed quickly.

Ling Fei lifted the lid of the pot on time to let the aroma spread.

If the smell of meat in the live broadcast last time swept everything around like a tsunami, then the smell of porridge this time is the silent spring rain that moisturizes everything, bringing people a sense of calm and relaxation.

Mu Chengzhou understood the character of his audience, and was the first to remind: "The porridge just made is very hot, everyone, don't rush to try it!"

The barrage swiped a line: [It's too late... I went to drink it as soon as I opened the lid, and I'm applying ice to my lips now QAQ]

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

Mu Chengzhou: "Well... sorry, I reminded you late, next time I will try to say it earlier."

[Wooooow Zhouzhou is so gentle!But it’s okay, I didn’t really get burned, it’s just that my mouth is a little numb qwq]

When Mu Chengzhou thought about it, it was true.

No matter how real the live broadcast is, it is still a simulated state and will not really cause harm to the audience.

Other viewers have also realized this, and those who were a little worried about fish before can finally feel relieved.

Putting aside the fear of getting stabbed by a fishbone, there's nothing stopping them from enjoying their meal!

Ling Fei first put the porridge into a flat and wide-mouthed soup dish, and put it aside to dry, and then filled the bowl with a sea bowl.

Mu Chengzhou looked at the Haiwan, which was taller than when his four paws touched the ground, and looked at Ling Fei suspiciously: "Can you eat so much? Be careful that your stomach will be broken."

Although porridge doesn't take up much of your stomach, it doesn't matter if you drink more, but Ling Fei is an interstellar person, so he doesn't know if he can digest a lot of food suddenly.

Ling Fei smiled at him: "Don't worry, my stomach is fine."

Looking at the interaction in the live broadcast room, the audience felt that they had been fed another big mouthful of dog food before they even started eating. They couldn't help swallowing, and forced themselves to focus on the big bowl of hot porridge.

Just wait for the anchor to say that it is ready to eat, and then they will rush over and start immediately.

Ling Fei filled the porridge, but he was not in a hurry to eat it or let it cool down.He pushed his sea bowl aside, picked up a small spoon, and stirred it in the shallow bowl prepared for Mu Chengzhou.

The sticky porridge at the bottom of the bowl was constantly being turned over to the top. After repeating this several times, the heat in the porridge quickly dissipated.It wasn't until the white heat was no longer visible that Ling Fei took out a small spoonful and handed it to the little milk cat's mouth.

Ling Fei: "Come on, open your mouth."

The little milk cat shook its body awkwardly, as if it didn't want to be fed.

Ling Fei: "It's easy to dirty your mouth and face if you eat it yourself, let me help you."

The little milk cat hesitated between burying his head in the porridge bowl and eating by himself, or sitting down and waiting for someone to feed him.

Ling Fei: "You can eat by yourself if you want, but if you get dirty, I will give you a bath."

Mu Chengzhou:? ! !

bath? !What a joke! !

I don't want to be honest with you again!

Mu Chengzhou resolutely gave up the dignity of an adult soul, and took a big bite from the spoon.

The porridge is soft and sticky, mixed with fresh and tender dragon fish meat, and finely chopped shiitake mushrooms for a rich taste. It can be said to be a very successful porridge dish.

The little milk cat licked the fish meat on the corner of its mouth, and couldn't help but let out a satisfied little purr in its throat, and even looked at Ling Fei with a little more approval in its eyes.

Seeing this scene, the audience couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed towards Haiwan one after another.

The porridge in the sea bowl cools down slowly. Although the surface becomes warm, the inside is still hot, but the audience can't care less at this time. They scoop up a large spoon full and blow it twice symbolically, and they can't wait. into the mouth.

The fragrance of the rice and the umami of the fish mushroom are well blended, neither bland nor greasy, and you can eat a whole bowl without adding any side dishes.

After a few mouthfuls of porridge, the audience felt warm all over their bodies, and even their spirits became soothed and peaceful, as if the missing part in their hearts had been filled.

Just a bowl of cooked, ordinary porridge can bring people great satisfaction.

Seeing that the barrage became scarce, Mu Chengzhou knew that everyone was busy eating porridge.He couldn't help but look at Ling Fei who was still holding a spoon and feeding him spoon by spoon.

Mu Chengzhou, who was already half full, said embarrassedly: "Don't worry about me all the time, eat something yourself, the porridge will be cold in a while."

Ling Fei said sincerely: "It's okay, I like to eat cold."

Mu Chengzhou really didn't know for a while whether Ling Fei was coaxing him, or telling the truth, who made Ling Fei's taste preferences different from ordinary people.

But Mu Chengzhou still persuaded: "The porridge tastes the best when it's hot, not to mention that there are fish and mushrooms in it, and the taste will deteriorate after it's cold."

"Taste it first, if you don't like it, let it cool down and drink it."

"That's good." Ling Fei didn't change the spoon, but directly used the one in his hand, scooped up the hot porridge and took a sip, "It's really good."

Then, he took another spoonful of cold porridge from Mu Chengzhou's small bowl: "Well, this one is also delicious."

Mu Chengzhou stared at a pair of big golden green eyes, his face full of disbelief.

It's not because Ling Fei thinks cold fish porridge is delicious, but——

Ling Fei actually shared the same spoon with him!

Human pets cannot share tableware, this is common sense in raising pets!

He's a cat, and he hasn't been vaccinated, so what if it's not clean? ?

The little milk cat came back to his senses, and immediately threw out his paw, knocking the spoon out of Ling Fei's hand.

Ling Fei was taken aback for a moment, and looked down at the silver spoon at his feet, and then at the cat's paw that was still raised in the air, a trace of grievance appeared on his face.

Ling Fei lowered his eyes, like an abandoned animal, and said pitifully:

"Do you think I'm dirty?"

Mu Chengzhou:? ? ?

Mu Chengzhou quickly denied: "No, no, no! You are overthinking!"

"—I think I'm dirty!"