The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

Mu Chengzhou: Then you should have said it earlier.I said earlier that I would not sprinkle powdered sugar on the donuts, and sprinkle ashes from the ground, wouldn't it be cheaper than sprinkling powdered sugar?

It wasn't until General Hope took out a pack of pet wipes from the bedside table that Mu Chengzhou realized that he had wrongly blamed the old man.

The old man didn't want to eat ashes, but just fell in love with his cute paw prints.

Yes, yes, this reason is much more legitimate than eating ashes.

Just as Mu Chengzhou wanted to cooperate, he raised his paw and asked the old general to wipe his paw.Ling Fei took the first step and took out one from the opened wet tissue bag.

Ling Fei: "He's not used to being in contact with others, so let me do it."

Mu Chengzhou: "..."

General Hope said in disbelief: "I think he gets along very well with me. He's just not used to contacting you, right?"

The lethality is not high, but the insult is extremely strong.

Ling Fei covered his heart: "...Don't worry about it, we two have a good relationship, we sleep together every night. Right Zhou Zhou?"

Mu Chengzhou: "...um."

Although this is true, it is clear that you hug me to sleep every night, right?My legs are so short, how can I hug you?

"Oh, as long as the relationship is good, then I can rest assured." General Hope nodded with satisfaction, "I thought that if you treated Zhou Zhou badly, I would take Zhou Zhou to take care of me."

Ling Fei: "..."

Mu Chengzhou: "???"

Mu Chengzhou hurriedly raised his claws high and called out: "Ling Xiaofei~ come and wipe my claws~"

The voice was melodious and melodious, and it wouldn't feel out of place if it was just from the mouth of a kitten, but the man's voice was also so sweet and coquettish.

Ling Fei's body trembled, and even his bones almost shattered.

For no reason, this wonderful voice reminded him of that black-haired, black-eyed man who had appeared in front of him twice, always with an innocent, pitiful and wronged appearance.

If that man could speak, he might have such an accent...

This guess made Ling Fei's heart beat faster for no reason, but looking at the young and immature kitten, he felt an extremely strong sense of guilt in his heart.

No matter how Zhou Zhou's human voice sounded like a young man, it still couldn't change the fact that it was a one-month-old kitten!

One month!

Even if it is replaced by human age, it is only a one-year-old baby!

He actually thought of a beautiful man from such a small kitten, and was moved by it. This is simply a crime!The wrath of man and god!God forbid!

Filled with guilt, Ling Fei held the paw of the little milk cat, and gently rubbed it with a wet tissue: "I'm sorry, I know you are still a child, and I will never play tricks on you again."

Mu Chengzhou: "Meow meow??"

Mu Chengzhou: "What are you talking about? What have you been thinking about me?"

General Hope's complexion darkened: "You don't think about abandoning him, do you?" Once the face full of age marks was straightened, the majesty remained unchanged.

Because he hated his shameless thoughts too much, Ling Fei replied truthfully: "No, I almost have the urge to fall in love with him."

Mu Chengzhou: "??!"

What are you kidding? !I'd rather you were thinking about cooking me up! !

General Hope calmed down: "Ah, I thought it was something, it turned out to be this kind of thing. Before I met my wife, I also thought that my two cats were the most beautiful existence in the world. I thought that if one day they It’s good to be human.”

Mu Chengzhou: "???!!"

The cat turned its head suddenly and looked at the old general with white hair and wrinkled face.

I rely on it? ?Have you thought about it too? ?

And your family is one male and one female, right?You actually want both? ? ?

Seeing the kitten's horrified gaze, General Hope immediately felt that he shouldn't say such things in front of the child.

He put his hand to his mouth in a concealed manner, and coughed twice: "Human, it's easy to think too much! Even if the cat really becomes a human, it probably won't look down on us!"

Feeling the little kitten squatting on one of his knees, so light that he could almost ignore it, General Hope couldn't help giving Ling Fei a knife:

"But you are still too perverted. No matter how much I love cats, it is impossible for me to have strange thoughts about such a little milk doll—at most, I want to be his male mother."

The corner of Mu Chengzhou's mouth twitched: Should I be moved because I reminded you of your maternal love...?

Ling Fei: "Yes! You are right, I will learn from you!"

Mu Chengzhou: "???"

Right? ? !I don't want a male mother! !

At this moment, the two weirdos who love cats to the bottom of their bones finally resonate and build a bridge of friendship on Mu Chengzhou's pain.

It is useless to say anything at this time.Mu Chengzhou simply vented his anger on the two donuts.

"Crack, crack, crack, crack!"

Mu Chengzhou shook off his short legs, and when two donuts were used as Ling Fei's left and right cheeks, he output a burst of madness.

The fluffy donuts were crushed by him.

General Hope didn't care at all about the collapse of his meeting ceremony, and he still looked cheerful: "We, Zhou Zhou, are working hard! Come on, make a few more paw prints for Grandpa, the more you press, the more delicious Grandpa's food will be!"

Mu Chengzhou panted with his mouth open, looking at the two claws covered in powdered sugar, he lost the desire to lick them clean.

Seeing that Ling Fei picked up a new wet wipe, Mu Chengzhou reluctantly handed it over.

I thought to myself: I am not forgiving your perversion, but just giving you a chance to get my forgiveness.

This time Ling Fei wiped more carefully.

To be honest, Ling Fei didn't care much about whether General Hope would eat the ashes on the ground and then have a stomachache.He only knew that if the powdered sugar remained between the claws or in the hair, it would make Mu Chengzhou uncomfortable.

Ling Fei rubbed it with great care, wishing he could use a magnifying glass to find powdered sugar one by one. Seeing this, Mu Chengzhou finally felt at ease.

It seems that Ling Fei's weird idea of ​​wanting to fall in love with him is just a distraction, and it can't be taken seriously.

They can continue to be friends in the future.

General Hope watched with relief the interaction between man and cat that was to him a child.Then he picked up the donut filled with strawberry jam, which was almost bald so that the pink powdered sugar could not be seen, and took a small bite.

Mu Chengzhou was very willing to use ingredients, and the fillings in the three donuts were enough to burst.But the old general seemed unwilling to eat too much in one bite, and he didn't bite out the filling.

General Hope savored the unique aroma of bread and the slight sweetness in his mouth, his eyes fell on Ling Fei who was wiping the kitten's paws, and he seemed to see himself in a trance.

He put down the donut with only one bite, and put the other whole donut into the ring he was wearing.

Ling Fei glanced at the ordinary-looking ring.Xindao: So it is the interspatial ring given by General Hope after helping the first emperor of the empire conquer the world.

It is said that it is a top-level artifact with a space of [-] cubic meters, more than ten times larger than Ling Fei's.Even the subsequent emperors coveted it, and even looked forward to the early death of the founding hero, so that they could take the artifact back to the treasury, that is, into their own hands.

It's a pity that General Hope was not only able to found the country and win the war, but he also lived longer than anyone else, and he insisted on killing more than a dozen emperors.

Until the generation of Ling Fei's father and king, he no longer expected to take back this artifact when he was alive. He just asked the old general not to pass on the artifact to the descendants of his family after his death, so that their thousands of years of waiting would melt away. Because of loneliness, the current emperor will feel at ease.

Seeing Ling Fei looking at his ring, General Hope raised his hand proudly like a child, and said braggingly: "It's a nice ring! This is your once, once, once... Forget it, too many I can’t count the number of generations. Anyway, it was given to me by the founding emperor of your family!”

Ling Fei: "The ring is not bad."

But what I'm craving is the donut inside.

"This is really a good thing..." General Hope touched the ring with nostalgia, and when he turned his palm, a brand new cat can appeared in his palm. Will expire!"

"That's right! Maybe you've tried putting homemade cat food in the ring?" Ling Fei found the same kind, his eyes burning.

"Hey! Speaking of which, I get angry!" General Hope slapped his thigh, looking very frustrated, "I only know how to fight, and I have never made cat rice! God knows how I mixed salmon and The chicken breast is so cooked that neither cats nor humans can eat it!"

"Ah, I can understand you. I originally prepared ten donuts, but only three were made!"

"Oh? You actually made this! It's amazing to be able to make three. I've lived for more than 1000 years and I haven't made a single edible donut yet!"

Seeing that the topic of the two of them changed from cats to cat food, and then to desserts, Mu Chengzhou couldn't help having an illusion.

Did he get into some high school girl club by mistake?

Or should I say, really worthy of two male mothers?

Mu Chengzhou: I often seem out of tune with you because I am too straight.

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Mu Chengzhou yawned and rolled over on the old general's lap.

Because the place was too small, he swayed and felt bad.

Fortunately, the two male mothers did not ignore him while chatting.

General Hope moved a little slower, but it was Ling Fei who caught the little milk cat that was about to fall.

"Sigh, the reaction speed is still inferior to that of young people." General Hope shook his head, trying to put the kitty back on his lap, but found that Ling Fei had no intention of letting go.

"Why, you won't be hugged now?" General Hope said displeased.

Ling Fei: "The little guy is sleepy after listening to us, let him sleep for a while."

General Hope: "Okay, I'll hold him more firmly when I sit like this, let him lie down and sleep with me."

Ling Fei: "..."

Ling Fei: "In fact, he has a characteristic, that is, he can't fall asleep when someone is talking next to him. So I think we should put him outside and find a room where there is no one to sleep."

General Hope: "..."

So when he heard people talking, did he feel sleepy or couldn't fall asleep?

Young man, don't you think your words contradict yourself?

But after talking for so long, General Hope was somewhat tired.

Time to get down to business.

When adults are talking about business, it is better not to have dozing children present.

General Hope looked at Mu Chengzhou with nostalgia, and said softly: "Go to sleep first, and when you wake up, grandpa will give you a can of food."

Mu Chengzhou: "Meow~"

Thank you grandpa~

Although it is a canned food that has expired for thousands of years, it is a wish of the old man after all!

He should also think about how to repay the old man. He can't really take advantage of the old man just by relying on three donuts and being cute, right?

Although Ling Fei didn't tell him clearly what they needed from General Hope.But I also want to know that what can help them get out of the plight of being wanted by the empire must not be something that can be easily obtained.

After sending the little milk cat to the next room, patting him on the back and waiting for him to fall asleep, Ling Fei returned to General Hope's ward again.

At this time, General Hope had lost the face of a kind old man, and put on a serious expression when dealing with military affairs.

The old general clasped his hands together and put them on his knees. The loose skin made the knuckles of his fingers more prominent: "I haven't interfered in the government affairs of the empire for a long time, and I don't know enough about you youngsters. So please try not to beat around the bush, lest I fail to understand."

"Just tell me, what do you want from me?"

Ling Fei smiled, he loves to speak directly to people.

Ling Fei: "I want a pardon."

"As far as I know, in the entire empire, only you are qualified to unconditionally pardon a wanted existence."

General Hope did not seem surprised by this request.

His power was also bestowed by the first emperor, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is supreme if he can override the king's order.

General Hope raised his eyes and looked at this junior with special eyes, the second prince of the empire: "Did you do anything to make the current emperor angry?"

Even if the illegitimate son was recovered from outside, he was also the current emperor's own son. If he hadn't committed some heinous crime, he would not have been wanted.Not to mention asking him to come here for self-protection.

Ling Fei shook his head: "It seems that you really don't understand the current situation very well."

General Hope: "...?"

I'm just being humble, why is this junior so arrogant? ?

If I really don't care about any political affairs, how can I recognize your identity?Don't you think anyone can enter my ward as long as you hug a cat? ?

...well, that's actually true.

But if it were someone else, I could just snatch the cat over and drive the person out!There is no need to save any sympathy.

That is to say, because you are the blood of the emperor of the empire, I will be lenient towards you.Not only does it not drive you away, but it also allows you to take the cat with you when you leave.

General Hope also wanted to give a few pointers, so that the younger generation should not be too arrogant, and use words such as "I have eaten more candy than you have traveled" to frustrate his spirit.

But I heard Ling Fei say: "You don't know, the person who was issued with the arrest warrant is not me, but 'Cat Zhouzhou'—the Zhouzhou you like very much and have been wanting to hug for a while longer."

General Hope: "??!!"

General Hope jumped up from the bed with a vigorous posture that had not been seen in more than ten years, and grabbed the completed IV needle.

"Why didn't you say something so important earlier?!" The old general scolded.

Immediately, he shouted to the door: "Come on! Come on! Draw up a pardon for me!"

"This old man wants to use his privileges to crush this little emperor, and let him know who is the most powerful voice in the empire!!"

The author has something to say: General Hope: The most important words of the empire are——

Mu Chengzhou kicked his claws: That's right!It is next!