The whole universe is sucking the villain's cat

The Holman family ushered in their first government affairs after moving to Liulixing.

Although the people who live on this planet, apart from a few elderly family members, are the doctors, nurses, butlers and servants who assist them in their lives, the Holman family is a big family after all, and even on the elderly planet, they are equipped with several Clerk.

Shi Wu was ecstatic when he received the news that a pardon order was to be drafted!

It has been ten years since he worked, but this is the first time he has been assigned!

With tears in his eyes, Shi Wu embraced each other with his colleagues: "Thank you, General Hope! We finally got our first mission!! I finally didn't get the Holman's salary for nothing!"

After embracing him, Shi Wu nervously sat down in front of the workbench, raised his hand and turned on the optical brain dedicated to work.

3 minute later.

With tears streaming down his face, Shi Wu asked his colleagues for help in pain:

"Help! Does anyone of you remember the password of the working optical brain??"

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Mu Chengzhou didn't really fall asleep. After Ling Fei left, a pair of cat's eyes opened quietly.

Mu Chengzhou: "System, is the video ready?"

System: [Of course, do you want to see the effect first? 】

Mu Chengzhou thought for a while, and said: [Let's go first, I can rest assured of you. 】

The system was so touched that he sniffed—even though he didn't have an entity.Then the video was posted on the empire's largest live video platform.

The comment area of ​​Cat Zhouzhou has been cleaned up, all comments containing abusive nature have been deleted, and those accounts with yin and yang comments have also been banned.All of this was done very bluntly, causing the platform to receive numerous complaints.

The platform is also very confused!

It is true that they will delete swearing and inciting speeches, but Cat Zhouzhou is the account they focus on recently. Under the name and want of the empire, they are already stubborn as a platform without blocking the other party. How could they clean up the comment area? account?Isn't that blatantly provoking the majesty of the empire? ?

After several investigations, the platform finally found some clues, and it was certain that an external force had intervened in their operating system.But what is frustrating is that their technicians were unable to decipher and repair what the foreign hacker did.

When a group of big and small people on the platform were discussing overwhelmed, a message reminder suddenly appeared on the large display screen:

[The "Cat Zhouzhou" you are particularly concerned about has released a new video, do you want to watch it? 】

All eyes involuntarily turned to the owner of the light screen.

The owner of the light screen also strongly advocated banning the cat Zhouzhou during the morning meeting. As a result, after a lunch break, when he reappeared in the afternoon, he didn't say much.

At this time, his face was flushed red, and he stammered: "Know, know yourself and know the enemy! It is convenient for me to block, block him! As the platform supervisor, I pay special attention to this thorn, is there any problem?!"

Everyone shook their heads again and again: "No, you are right!"

If you are not blushing, the supervisor, this reason cannot be more serious!

Someone suggested: "Then...how about we watch this video first and then decide? Maybe it's Zhou Zhou and the boss of the Institute of Life Sciences... Cough, the betrayers come out to explain and clarify?"

Supervisor: "...you've already said that, so let's take a look."

The video plays on the big light screen.

Speaking of which, this is the second video released by Cat Zhouzhou, but the technology is already more sophisticated than many people who have made animations for decades.

Yes, this is still an animated video.

In the center of the picture is a realistic version of a kitten and an animated version of a man.

The man looks the same as the prince in the last animation, but the hair color and eye color have changed.This time, it was light brown hair and green eyes, paired with the cat's head apron on his body, and the dough in front of him, which instantly transformed the man from the royal family at the banquet to a good man at home.

"It's really a handsome face made of iron, and the color is flowing. The key is that it matches the overall atmosphere of the video!" The propaganda minister sighed.

The supervisor snorted: "What's so good about people, Zhou Zhou is the key point." After he finished speaking, he realized that his face became even hotter.

Fortunately, everyone's attention was on the video, and no one had an air conditioner to talk to the supervisor. The supervisor felt relieved and watched the video more relaxedly.

This time the video is similar to Cat Zhouzhou's previous live broadcasts, both with food as the theme.

However, it is different from a warm and soothing live broadcast that can immerse people in it.In the video, the process of making donuts is edited cheerfully and smoothly, without any extra pictures, and only the interesting parts are shown to the audience.

For example, the little milk cat patted the dough indiscriminately, and repeated the trick by saying that he was confirming the softness of the dough; Please boast.

For another example, the little milk cat obviously rubbed off the powdered sugar on the donut by accident, but it still wants to treat it as a special decoration.

Of course, the supervisor agrees with the last point very much.

What's so good about a donut with nothing but powdered sugar?Of course, the addition of paw prints makes people want to eat more!

Thinking of this, the supervisor couldn't help but click on the video message, secretly confirmed it, then shook his head and sighed: Alas, unfortunately, the permission for sensory synchronization is not enabled for this video, it seems that it can't be eaten.

The supervisor thought he was checking it secretly, but he forgot that the big light screen in front was synchronized with his light brain.His inspection was displayed in front of everyone without omission.

Everyone: Got it.The supervisor is hungry.

Some people saw that the supervisor had checked it, but they still didn't give up. They insisted on logging in to their account and taking a look with their own eyes.

Immediately afterwards, the man jumped up from the chair and exclaimed: "My God! This video is authorized! Everyone, log in to your account!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately logged in.

Although other people's optical screens can be used to watch videos, sensory synchronization is bound to their respective optical brains, and can only be performed with their own optical brains.

The supervisor watched a group of people take out their optical computers one after another and connect to the synchronization, with shock in their eyes.

Could it be that he was wrong? ?

The supervisor hurriedly clicked on the video message again, and the result was still: [Sorry, the anchor has not enabled the sensory synchronization permission for you. 】

The supervisor suddenly discovered that this was different from the general video reminder, and the three words "for you" were added.

No, this is not right!

Sensory synchronization has always been only for the host to choose whether to enable it or not, and the audience can choose whether to use it or not. How could the host choose to only grant permissions to some audiences and block the other part? !The technical department has never developed this function at all! !

Could it be that this group of guys hated me for saying in the morning that they would ban the cat Zhouzhou, and deliberately joined forces to lie to me? ?

The supervisor stared suspiciously at everyone around him.

At this time, the finished product in the video has been displayed. Although the little milk cat and the man did not taste it, the audience can eat it.

In the bathroom, the supervisor saw that everyone around him was intoxicated, and he unconsciously made chewing and swallowing movements, and praised:

"Oh! This jam filling is sweet and sour, so appetizing!"

"Have you tried the creamy one?! I really like creamy! I will drink the nutrient solution with creamy donuts for every meal in the future!"

"Red bean paste is the classic, right? Even Zhou Zhou himself said so! Long live red bean paste!"

"You all don't understand, the bread part is the best! The outer skin is crispy and sweet, and the inner part is soft and delicate, tearing it piece by piece, it's like eating the clouds in the sky!"

director:"……"

The supervisor cried.

Why let him taste this kind of human suffering? !

Why is it that among so many people, I am the only one who seems to be in another world-a desperate world where there are no donuts? ? !

Thinking of his account that was suddenly banned, and recalling that he had never watched the live video of Cat Zhouzhou before he was banned, he said in the comment area: [This kind of wanted anchor will be kept if he is not banned. Dragging down the entire platform? 】

The supervisor suddenly realized that he had committed a crime of his own accord!

In the comment area, he is eccentric and rhythmic, and the cat Zhouzhou won't let him eat donuts. Is this reasonable?

Very reasonable! !

If it were him, he wouldn't want to give food and drinks to the other party after being accused for no reason!

The supervisor was crying, and miserably grabbed the sleeve of the propaganda minister beside him.

The Minister of Propaganda was about to reach for the third donut when he pulled him away and turned his head in displeasure: "Director, do you have something to do? Don't you still want to block Zhou Zhou? I absolutely don't want to do that." ah!"

Supervisor: "No, no, I would like to ask you to send me a private message to Zhouzhou the cat, asking if he can release me from the ban list, and I promise I will never try to block him again!"

publicity director:"???"

what's going on?That's an agreement?

Then they don't need to hold this meeting anymore? ?

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Mu Chengzhou watched the video, but his focus was mostly on the barrage.

The filtered barrage was indeed much more harmonious. Although the audience was somewhat nervous and worried about Zhouzhou, they couldn't help laughing out loud watching the funny video.

The difference from the live broadcast is that the explosive point of the barrage in the video is the moment when the donuts are just made.

During the live broadcast, many viewers will eat too late to post their thoughts, resulting in a short period of blank barrage when the food is just ready.

But the video doesn’t have such concerns. After eating it once, many people return to the time when the donuts just came out of the pan, and continue to taste while posting barrage.

Seeing the endless thoughts and rainbow farts, Mu Chengzhou narrowed his eyes in relief.

He asked the system to perform sensory synchronization for him as well.In the synchronized state, his taste has returned to the human state, and he can finally taste the most authentic sweetness, without having to lick the powdered sugar to make up for himself.

This was the first time Mu Chengzhou watched his video eating, and it was also at this time that he finally understood why his audience stickiness was so high.

Who would not want to soak in the live broadcast room every day when they can eat delicious food that tastes exactly like the real thing?

"Well, it's delicious. Ling Fei's craftsmanship is still very good - under the condition of my whole guidance." Mu Chengzhou took a few bites of each of the three flavors of donuts, and then put them down.

Although he likes sweets, he doesn't like sweets too much.These donuts were made to the old general's taste, and to him, they were a bit boring.

I don't know if the audience is tired of eating or not?To make desserts in the future, remember to prepare some tea for the audience.

Seeing that he had finished watching the video, the system said: [Host, you have received hundreds of private messages pleading for your banned companions, all of which are full of hype and promises, do you want to see it? 】

Mu Chengzhou was very decisive: "Don't watch it. I only remembered to ask for forgiveness when my interests were damaged. What did you do?"

"When they want to scold me, I just scold them casually. The rhythm is flying, and I have to forgive them regardless of the previous suspicions. Why, is the light of the Holy Mother exuding from my head?"

system:【? !The host is so handsome! 】

[The host's words are too relieving!May I return this passage verbatim! 】

Mu Chengzhou: "Of course not. This will affect my image of being considerate and gentle."

System: [Uh... alright.Then deal with it coldly, keep them cold? 】

Mu Chengzhou's eyes turned: "You post this paragraph: In order to thank all viewers and friends for their love, this time the sensory synchronization permission for all content under this account is specially enabled. You can confirm it in the video and the playback of previous live broadcasts."

"If you encounter a situation where the permission is not successfully activated, please confirm whether your account status is normal. If you have any questions, please contact the live video platform in time."

System: [... as expected of the host!In terms of calmly throwing the pot away, you are the patriarch! 】

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In the next ward.

General Hope looked at the pardon that had just been delivered, with a little dissatisfaction in his eyes: "Isn't there a template for this kind of thing? Why did it take so long to get it done? Are you really working hard?"

Clerk Shi Wu had tears in his eyes, but a satisfied smile on his face.

Shi Wu: "I'm sorry, General, because the computer used for work has not been upgraded for hundreds of years, and it is currently in a state of being unable to open. This pardon was written by me silently, so it is relatively slow. But you can rest assured, I swear to my salary, there will be no mistakes in what I have memorized!"

——After all, I have been working for ten years, and every day I have so much free time that I can only recite official document templates!

General Hope: "..."

Ling Fei: "..."

Ling Fei looked at General Hope suspiciously: "Doesn't your family even do brain upgrades for employees?"

Who would have imagined that a sprawling family that could afford a Tier [-] conservation planet would hold back employees to this extent?

General Hope: "??!"

"I'm not, I'm not! I'm retired, I don't care about these employees!"

Ling Fei said slowly: "Which Holman who came here has not retired?"

General Hope: "..."

Damn, what he said makes sense!

Shi Wu suddenly realized: No wonder!No wonder their group of clerks have been out of work for so many years!

It turned out that their superiors didn't even realize that there were still a group of employees waiting to work under them! ! QQ

The author has something to say: If Ming people don’t speak dark words, is Liulixing’s clerk position still recruiting?There is a useless cat here who wants to apply!