[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Seaside City, the roof of a high-end apartment building.

【Kai, you are real skin】 Ba Dao sat sullenly on the railing on the edge of the roof, with his legs dangling in the air. In front of him was an area tens of meters high in the air. 】

How can you directly explain the definition of popular science green hat to Hal himself?He hasn't fooled the green light to put on a green hat and take a picture to commemorate it!

Even if you want to say it, you have to wait for him to finish fooling around first.

So he has Hal's handle on him!

[Learned from you, Leo. 】The frisbee flew around him twice and landed at the corner of the railing.

If after being photographed by Leo and the meaning of Kopuhal's green hat, then the fur mink is not just thrown out.

【You can't trick other people! 】

["Others" might mute me for a week when they get pissed off, but you won't. 】

Ba Dao discovered Hua Dian.

[Have you been banned by Bruce for a week? ] Ba Dao almost couldn't hold back his smile.

[Speaking is forbidden in the Batcave and Wayne Manor,] ​​Kyle replied, [Only the Batman is allowed to speak when he is out. 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha good ban! 】

Kyle needs such sanctions!

[Please stop your brother's behavior, Leo. 】

[How about I ban you too! 】Ba Dao is eager to try.

【...Let's change the subject first,】Kyle immediately confessed,【I thought you would ask Mr. Jordan about Star R, he is the only person known on Earth who can contact the universe and have a good relationship with you. 】

It is almost impossible for Ba Dao to put such a big and lively space police without using it.

【I... don't want to ask,】 Ba Dao stopped smiling and looked up at the sky, 【I don't think it makes any sense. 】

When he first found out that Hal was a cosmic policeman, he really planned to take the opportunity to establish a good relationship and collect information about Star R.

But what if you know?Could it be that he went to Lal, the biological mother who he didn't know was still alive?It doesn't make any sense.

Lal knew he was here.If she was alive and valued Leo she would have come back to him long ago, but she hadn't.Therefore, among the above two points, Lal occupies at most one point, or none at all.

That would make Leo's voluntary attempt to travel to the universe to find her seem silly.

Anyway, Star Rock's technology is also being cracked steadily, and Leo can live well by himself, without the care or guidance of an alien.Whether she will hug her son and give guidance is still a question. Bruce said that Lal's values ​​​​are complete rationality and no humanity at all.

He and Lal would have nothing in common.

The key is that Ba Dao can't beat Lal.

This is so sad, he decided to block all information related to Rockstar.

Let's talk about what happens later.

It is enough for Leo to have Bruce, and it is best to have a stepmother.

"It's a technologically advanced planet," Kyle said, "I don't think she'd leave you on Earth for no reason. 】

【That's in the past, Kai," Ba Dao ended the topic, 【That's in the past. 】

Judging by the results, Lal did leave Leo on Earth for 20 years and didn't come to him.

Kyle is very interested in Star R, but Ba Dao doesn't want to touch it at all.

Ba Dao could vaguely speculate on Star R's behavior style, which exacerbated his resistance.

[There was a bank robbery four blocks away, do you need to go, Leo? ] Kyle suddenly interrupted Ba Dao's self-pity.

[Superpower?famous criminal? 】Ba Dao asked.

A person with super powers like Killer Crocodile is good, and if it's not good enough, it's at the level of a scarecrow, who can just be beaten up to show that he is awesome.

He was a little excited, this was the first time he had someone who could beat him after leaving Gotham.

[Ordinary people, take action for the first time. ] Kyle replied.

Ba Dao:?

Can it be considered a crime for ordinary people? Isn't it just a card to make a familiar face!

There is nothing like the simple folk customs of Gotham here.

[...You go down and inform Hal,] Ba Dao said that he was spoiled by Gotham and looked down on small fish and shrimp, [I'll just watch here. 】

【learn. 】The Frisbee flew up from the railing and descended downstairs.

It didn't take long for the green light special effects man to follow the silver-white frisbee to the distant block.

Ba Dao looked up at the white clouds in the sky lonely, and finally understood what Bruce meant.

There are not as many talents outside Gotham, even if you go there, you won’t be able to cause any big troubles. Go and learn from Chaoyingxue outside and come back to play together!

So in the future, there will never be such a grand occasion where there is a boss to push every day, and a map can be played for a year.

There are indeed no famous criminals in Seaside City, and the superhero Green Lantern here is also a space policeman who travels all year round.

[You are suffering and hating like Batman now. ] After leading the way, the Frisbee returned to Ba Dao, turned around, and hovered in front of his eyes.

But even compliments like "like Batman" didn't make Ba Dao feel better.

[Kay,] Ba Dao said, [Mobile phone. 】

Having fun can make life seem less gray and bleak.

The Frisbee threw a black cell phone at him.

Ba Dao:!

Black with a bat logo!

Ba Dao stroked the cold and smooth body of the phone.This mobile phone is full of mechanical sense, simple and elegant design, and there is a bat logo on the back, which looks like the style of the dark knight.

[This is what Batman prepared for you, Leo. ] Kyle explained.

【Well... I barely forgive him for having a second child. 】

For Batphone's sake!

Ba Dao turned on the phone with fondness, and after a brief dark boot screen, there was a simple black screen background, dotted with sporadic APPs.

Ba Dao raised his eyebrows.

Kyle immediately replaced the bottom plate of the screen with the Batman wallpaper collected by Ba Dao.

Ba Dao felt relieved.

【Go and watch Hal, don't worry about me. 】Ba Dao rubbed his hands happily and said.

Only by sending Kyle away can he rest assured and work on things.

After the Frisbee flew away, he turned on AO3.

It's still Gotham, and the keyword is still Batman.

The outdated Bat-knife has been suppressed by Bat-Chou, and the villains of Arkham are flourishing in this division, except for a few Peter Pan CPs who are an eyesore, most of them are quite eye-catching.

It's just that the cloth bat can't come out at all.

Ba Dao logged into his "Magic Sofa" account with the gentle wind from the high-rise building, and now wrote an article about Brucey, a veteran in love, who fell in love with the high-cold and abstinent big bat. Batman tricked and became the backstage investor of the Tsundere Vigilante.

This time he highlighted Brucey Baby's irreversible dandyism, Batman was puzzled by Bruce's insistence on spending a lot of money on charity, and Batman began to investigate him.At the same time, the rich man also began to be curious about this new vigilante.

-Bruce would really like to miss this charity dinner, but some people who try to embezzle charity money need to be beaten.

-Really, just point it out, isn’t it good to go through the steps of sending money, buying supplies, and providing them to the poor?Bruce thought.Then the free time can be used to sleep in, or send a few supermodels to the Maldives, Italy, wherever you want to have fun, or study the bat carefully.

- His interest in Batman is growing.

-Bruce puts it down to a rare experience of being humiliated the night before.

-Gosh, he really wanted to make some changes because the gear Batman was using was so outdated.Batman's small props are very powerful and extravagant for ordinary poor people and criminals, but those small props are not enough for Bruce.

-He was just on a whim—or he had too much money and no place to spend it—he wanted to provide some technical assistance to the little bat, at least stop using such crude props, it was Spicy Bruce’s Eye!

- Out of this whim, he sneaked into the police station and went to their roof to find the Bat Light.

- Usually Bruce enjoys the superiority of being recognized everywhere, he is the Prince of Gotham!But this time he didn't like his attractive and distinctive handsome face at all, he was too easy to spot.

-Fortunately, Baby Brucey did have two brushes. He used his contact information to bribe a female police officer who recognized him at a glance, and was finally sent to the roof without disturbing anyone.

-By the way, the elevators here are so slow, he's going to pay for the GCPD to build a new one.

- He can enter and leave the police station without being discovered. He thinks he has a little bit of lurking skills, maybe only a little bit away from Batman.

- "Mr. Wayne," the female police officer who sent him up held his arm affectionately, but said the words very wittily, "I have already called you, remember to call me if you need me to pick you up."

- She's hinting at and asking out Brucie Babe, like other women, more decent than other women.

-Baby Bruce thought, with his lurking skills, does he need someone's help to get out of here without anyone noticing?

- The answer is yes.

-"It won't be too long," Bruce said sweetly to the woman snuggled up beside him, "wait for me... well, just wait for me."

-Oops, he forgot the policewoman's name!

-But the other party won't blame him, he's Bruce Baby.

-They said a few more sweet words like lovers, Baby Bruce coaxed the police officer to laugh for a while, reluctantly left him on the roof, and left first.

-Okay, you're done!

-Baby Bruce looked left and right for no one, and immediately rushed to a huge object covered by a white tarp.Pulling off the fabric, the legendary bat lamp used to summon the little bat appeared in front of his eyes.

- Then just turn it on to summon Batman!

-Brucey Baby tapped the lampshade.

- Bat lights are unresponsive.

- Maybe it's in the wrong place?

-He touches the metal bat logo in the center of the shade.

- still no response.

- Is the legendary bat lamp broken?Baby Bruce rubbed her chin and thought seriously.

- The little bat is not only outdated in equipment, but also can't afford to repair the broken lights, which is quite miserable.

- "What are you doing?" A hoarse and low voice sounded behind him, as if he had suffered from throat cancer for many years or a mouthful of old phlegm stuck in his throat.

-Bruce doesn't feel startled, although he shakes.

-He turned around slowly, seeing the darkness.

- As Baby Bruce, who is very considerate of civilian life, he quickly realized that there was indeed someone standing in front of him, but the lighting here was insufficient and Batman liked to swim in ink before he came out to do business, so the other party perfectly blended in background only.

-Bruce calmly took out the phone in his pocket and lit the screen, illuminating his eyes with a faint light.

-He saw a big stinging moth.

- No, it's a large bat with pointed ears wrapped in a cape.

-I have to say that at first glance, this big flapping, coughing, bat is quite intimidating.

-As a veteran in love, Baby Brussie naturally paused her eyes on the other party's sharp chin and full but tightly pressed lips.He didn't mean anything else, he just took a look at it habitually.

-The conclusion is that the lips of the little bat must be quite soft and comfortable to kiss.

- No, Bruce, can't go any further.

-He stopped his increasingly divergent thinking, and observed the other party's steel blue eyes and protruding pointed ears for a while.

- Batman is like a dark elf.

- "What are you doing?" Batman asked a second time.

-"Elf... oh, no," Bruce stopped, "bat," he couldn't help giving a seductive, seductive smile, "I can pay you to fix this broken lamp, or give you Get a new one."

-Brucey Baby thinks it's definitely a big help to the little bats who don't have the money to fix the bat lights.

-Although he originally wanted to recommend himself as the sponsor of the little bat, it is more reasonable to do it step by step.Bruce almost applauds his own wit.

-The other party did not show a grateful look, but frowned tightly.Batman's Adam's apple rose and fell, as if he wanted to say something but couldn't say it.In the end, he didn't say anything, but he pursed his lips even tighter, and stood in place coldly.

-Bruce doesn't quite know what the poor vigilante is thinking.

- Ask if you don't understand.

- "Little bat?" Baby Brucey called out, "Need, uh, throat lozenges? Or special medicine, so you can't get phlegm!"

-Bruce thinks this is the most considerate time in his life, except for his girlfriends.

-The result is that Batman's brows are more furrowed, and the lips are no longer straight and start to have a downward trend.

-Bruce felt that he might have poked the other person's sore spot, or that the other person couldn't bear to accept his help.

- "I have money, you know, more than I can use up." Bruce tried to show that he was just a little bit of effort.

-Maybe Batman really can't hold back his face. When Bruce blinked, the big moth in front of him disappeared silently just as it appeared.

-Like a dark pixie.

-It was a novel experience for Baby Bruce, who was always the only one who was late and absent, to be dumped for the first time.

- The little bat caught his attention.

-Baby Bruce looked around boredly, and the little bat had indeed left.

-He turned his phone over and planned to call the female police officer downstairs to ask her to pick him up.Flipping the phone over just happened to illuminate a handle-shaped switch under the batlight.

-Bruceton stopped moving, approached tentatively, and pulled the switch.

-In an instant, the dazzling white light breaks through the transparent lampshade, and the bat light illuminates the night sky.The pitch-black bats are entrenched in the clouds, looking down at the city coldly.

- so the bat light is not broken at all, it just doesn't have touchscreen functionality.

- oh, being rich is limiting my imagination.thought Bruce Baby.

-He decided to replace the bat light with a touch screen, and he had to ask Lucius to help him find the traces of the little bat.Bruce didn't give up the idea of ​​helping the little bat.

- Back in the present, Lucius said the clown was going to make a big splash at the charity gala.

-Bruce glanced around aimlessly, his eyes stopped in one place, and then looked away quickly.

- As a playboy who has seen countless people, Baby Brucey is very good at distinguishing everyone's lips.

-The bodyguard of Wayne Group technical director Lucius Fox has the same lips as Batman, the same... attractive.

-Looks like the bodyguard for Wayne Group's technical director needs a promotion.

-How to get promoted? How about being Wayne's own bodyguard?

--- TBC

Ba Dao originally wanted to finish writing it in one go, but he received a call, and the caller was shown as his AI assistant, Kyle.

"Kai?" Ba Dao marked the article with a to-be-continued sign and picked up the phone.

"Leo," it was not Kyle's electronic voice, but Hal's voice, he sounded a little embarrassed, "I may need your help."

It seems that there is a boss in Seaside City that the green light can't solve.

Ba Dao gradually became excited.

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