[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

seaside town.

Let's go back in time half an hour.

Green Lantern Hal, who was wearing a green light special effects uniform, hung in the air with a dazed expression, not quite sure what he was here for.

The onlookers turned their mobile phone lenses towards him and took pictures of his levitating posture.

Normally, Hal would have generously let the fans take pictures, but this time...

Green Lantern glanced at the police officers calmly inspecting the four criminals who suddenly appeared in the police car, and glanced at the crowd of onlookers and the reporters coming from a distance, feeling that he was superfluous.

"It's not for us to decide, Green Lantern," Frisbee flew beside him and controlled the volume of the loudspeaker so that the people below could not hear, "The Flash's speed is much faster than the speed at which nerve fibers transmit information when humans think. "

It means that under the reminder of the Frisbee AI Kyle, he was ready to rescue, and he pressed down for the best appearance posture, but was preempted by a red lightning. Now the green light with nowhere to play is self-inflicted.

Kyle's sarcasm is more tactful than Ah Fu.

"That is to say," Green Lantern flew a little higher, "Isn't that Flash from Midtown? Why did he appear in Seaside City?"

Why can superheroes cross-border law enforcement without saying a word!

Even if the green light does not return to Seaside City once in 800 years, it cannot expand its territory without authorization.Oh well, he does need someone to keep an eye on while he's away.but……

He's embarrassing, you know?

"Probably because..." Kyle's voice rarely hesitated, "That man is fast."

That man is fast.

Man, soon, bar.

Hal: "..."

Although you mean that the Flash can run from Midtown to Seaside City in a second, how can this ambiguous and ambiguous expression be exactly the same as a fur mink!

Well, this Kyle is indeed an AI created by Ba Dao, his own, not some strange form of life in the universe.

"Of course, he doesn't have to be a man," Kyle added. "I didn't pay attention to him. If it was serious, it would be very disrespectful."

Once the Flash is serious, he will fall off the horse, so in order to show respect for Chaoying's second identity, Kyle will not delve into his identity carefully.

In this way, the Flash can be said to be very pitiful.

Even if it's pitiful, it can't change the fact that he stole the job of Green Lantern!

The reporters below were still unrelentingly pushing the microphone higher, asking questions such as "Green Lantern, what do you think of The Flash's way of defeating criminals first?" He got the booty" strange question.

For the first time, Hal didn't answer the question generously, but was frightened by the media and flew higher.

"...Okay, Kyle," Hal waved his hand tiredly, "I need to calm down, you go back to Leo."

"He's busy," he was busy writing the essay, "he can't be disturbed."

"What?" Hal used his pilot's eyesight to look at the apartment, Ba Dao was tapping on his mobile phone at an out-of-normal speed, with a weird smile on his face, "Oh, I don't want to know that he is do what."

Gotham people Gotham people.

"By the way," Green Lantern tried hard to restrain his thoughts, "was Leo really kicked out by Batman?"

This is one of the many rumors that is generally believed.Because on the eve of Ba Dao’s departure from Gotham, he blew up the fireworks that he had hoarded for a long time. Some careful people found that the fireworks outlined a huge bat logo with Gotham as the background. That picture is now circulating on the Internet. .

After that, Gotham's already not good air index dropped several levels.

Ba Dao is probably rejected by Batman because of his fanatical star-chasing mode, and was driven out by other jealous fans in Gotham.

"No, it's not like that," Kyle denies, "Batman promised to pull Leo into the organization after he punched Green Light and kicked Superman."

Although the original words are not like this, but the meaning is almost correct.

Hal:?

Wait, I seem to be the green light for him to punch?Is it really okay for you to say it directly?

And is it really possible for Superman or something to do it!

"...Batman is very calculating." Hal could only say.

In this way, Ba Dao, who was cheated out, can never go back.

"Not necessarily," Kyle revealed his sinister intentions, "you can help him."

"Being beaten by him, and then help him beat Superman?" Green Lantern twitched his lips, "I choose to believe in Leo's strength."

Goodbye brother, go to death yourself!

It can't be saved.

"Leo's going to be sad," Kyle said without sympathy.

"Better than one more hit," Hal said, his conscience clear. "What time is it, Kyle?"

"Six twenty in the afternoon, dinner time."

"There's a fast food restaurant nearby for half price today on cheeseburgers," Hal rubbed his hands excitedly, "I've been waiting for a long time."

Kyle chooses not to tell him the fact that he's a poor guy even with a frisbee.

Hal landed in an unobtrusive alley, canceled the special effects and walked towards the fast food restaurant.

Half-price cheeseburgers beckoned to him.

Hal touched the two dollars he picked up a few days ago in his trouser pocket—his only income during this period, and finally felt the pain and happiness.

It's not easy, it's not easy!

The happy Ha Jiudan happily entered the fast food restaurant, and ordered two cheeseburgers while the cashier looked at the retarded eyes.

The frisbee was sent to the ceiling by him for concealment, so that no one could find it.

Then a happier Flash appeared out of nowhere at the door, creating a gust of wind.

Flash's red half-face mask couldn't hide his joy at all. He walked in happily to say hello to the cashier lady, and ordered... twenty cheeseburgers.

Kyle on the ceiling: "..."

There's a reason he doesn't pay attention to The Flash.He actually discovered this superpower when the Flash first appeared before, and he easily got the real name of the person wearing the special red suit is Barry Allen.

The Flash is known to be red, and the man in the red suit is Barry Allen.

When this was just a step away, Ba Dao happened to be pursuing Catwoman, and did not find out the real identity of the other party out of respect.

Due to the influence of Ba Dao, Kyle insisted on not drawing an equal sign between "Red Suit" and "Flash".

The AI ​​is not as good as the sky, and this silly Winky appeared in front of the public just like that.

Kyle felt a mistake and overestimated the opponent's mistake.

He resigned himself to perfecting the database, and filled in Barry Allen's information into the file of "The Flash".

It's not me against you, it's you against me!

Hal looked at the Flashes happily eating hamburgers one by one, seeing each other's swollen cheeks like hamsters, seeing the happy and bright smile on each other's faces, and felt an arrow in his heart.

The archer wasn't some Green Arrow, but a bare-bottomed kid named Cupid.

Leo had said he couldn't find a girlfriend, so it seemed like the curse had come true.

The Flash happily ate one burger after another.He's not using the Speed ​​Force, he's just taking it slow - taking it slow for him.

He eats fast enough for normal people.

From the happy expression under his uniform, you can feel how the burger reflects the beautiful crystal color and emits bursts of seductive aroma. How exciting it is that the burger is gradually approaching the mouth. What a wonderful touch and carnival of taste buds, how fragrant the food is when chewing in the mouth, how comfortable and satisfying the action of swallowing the throat is.

The Flash is a living ad, constantly attracting passers-by to try it out.

It was slightly different in Hal's eyes.What attracts people is not the burger, but the little hamster eating the burger with puffy cheeks.

So cute, so soft!

Hal felt himself planted.

worth it.he thinks.

People around cast friendly glances at Shining hamster, but no one stepped forward to disturb him.

Who doesn't love such a jovial and kind little angel?

Except Ha Jiudan who doesn't know current affairs.

Hal, who changed his seat and came to the Flash's table, felt the intense gaze like a glow inexplicably.The rich experience he has accumulated in the universe is not just for fun, he turns back vigilantly and prepares to face an enemy with malicious intentions.

But no, not a single enemy.The cashier was still standing in front of the counter with a business smile, and the diners were all sitting at their respective tables, everything was as normal as it could be.

The line of sight has disappeared.

Probably an illusion.Hal thought.

The most urgent thing is to get the contact information of this little cutie.

My hamster ball will be contracted by you from now on!he thinks.

He sat across from the unaware Flash.

The cute little hamster is still eating the hamburger bite by bite, and the bright yellow antennae on the ears are swinging with his movements.The happiness in his blue eyes was almost overflowing, as if there was nothing in the world that could bother him.

"Flash?" Hal smiled and looked at the little hamster in front of him, looking like a strange uncle trying to abduct a precious little animal.

The surrounding hostile sight is more obvious.Hal looked back at a faster speed than before under the action of his fighting instinct, but he still didn't find any cosmic monsters.

He scratched his head, wondering if he might be overwhelmed.

"Hello!" Winky responded happily, the food in his mouth did not affect his speech at all.It seems that he is very experienced.

"Hey, Winky, you know the green light?" Hal pretended not to see how much The Flash wanted to enjoy his meal without being disturbed.

The Flash wasn't offended at being interrupted, he seemed utterly delighted by the food's effect.

"I know," The Flash replied, chewing on the burger, without slurring or choking, "The guardian angel of Seaside City who has been absent all year round!"

Regular, annual, absent, seat.

Hal thought bitterly, if he hadn't been absent all year round, he wouldn't have been able to attract such a cutie to play in his city.

"I think the guarding range of this guardian angel can be expanded," Hal said bravely, trying to get his little hamster, "Winky."

……

Ba Dao, who received the call, was very interested in Hal's "I need your help".

"Is there any boss that can't be defeated?" Ba Dao sounded eager to try, "You may need a Ba Dao!"

If you have a challenging boss, you can try to touch it, and if you can't run away, there are still two big killers, Green Lantern and Superman.

"No," Hal poured a basin of cold water on him, "I need your little money."

"...You better give me a suitable reason," Ba Dao's voice sank suddenly, "You interrupted the writing of a Shuaibi who is unique in the world!"

"What?" Hal was immediately distracted, "I think, should I say I think we have reached a consensus that I am prettier than you?"

Ba Dao: "..."

They argued for an hour about who was more handsome, until there was an unbearable urging from Hal's side.

This is a nice female voice, very suitable for reception work.Ba Dao roughly guessed Hal's location and the so-called "crisis".

"Oh, well, I admit that today you look better than me for the time being," Hal gritted his teeth and admitted defeat, "I agreed to pay for a cute little hamster who forgot to bring his money on impulse, but..."

They all know that Hal is a poor man on Earth.

"Heh." Ba Dao didn't agree, but just mocked.

He had to take this opportunity to squeeze a little profit for himself.

"Fast food restaurants are much easier to reach than the universe, Leo," Hal, who didn't know Ba Dao's sinister ideas, continued to persuade, "Get me!"

Leo failed to scoop him up last time when he was in the Suns, so it's okay this time.

"Lao," Ba Dao said, "Let's talk about a condition."

For example, you voluntarily be beaten by me.

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I didn't expect everyone to really eat cloth bats!

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I released the copy, which can be found in the author column.I will update this article after the knife is finished_(:з」∠)_