[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

In Seaside City, an unknown tragedy is taking place.

"Turn your head a little more, it's too much, come back a little more, stop!" Green Lantern, the commander of the sword, said, "The expression is wrong, it's not this expression of 'the guardian of the people was hammered and endured the pain', but ' The big villain was caught off guard by K, with an expression like my father never hit me."

"...I'll do this for you with my head." Hal complained softly.

"Just hold your head and your face!" Ba Dao said solemnly, "That's right, right, right, right, that's it, don't move! Kai, you can raise another [-] centimeters, this angle can't reflect my handsomeness, I know better than you .”

The Ba Dao, who is full of camera sense, directs the poor green lights and Frisbees on the scene like a director.

Under his command, Green Lantern, who has added special effects all over his body, controls himself to levitate, making the movement of being punched in the side of the face and flying backward in pain.The dust on the ground and the surrounding green plants and buildings have been carefully arranged by Ba Dao. The Green Lantern cooperated with his request to condense the green light around him to collapse backwards. It really looks like that.

Although everyone knows that a punch of Ba Dao can't hit the effect of a Kryptonian.

Kyle projected the results of the shooting.

In the screen, the Green Lantern was hit in the cheek with a left hook from the Ba Dao, and flew backwards in pain.His green light was shaken apart under the violent attack, and the surrounding dust, stones and green plants also drifted around under the action of the fist wind.On the other hand, Ba Dao, his white fluff looks full of sacredness in the sun, only the corners of his lips can be vaguely seen from the corner of his face peeping from the side, the fist wind makes his black hair fly back, but his movements are Without the slightest hesitation.

This "punch green light" picture does not use P.Ba Dao thought with satisfaction.

Hal looked up at the projected black history and felt that he was in a blood loss.

"...Is it okay this time, director?" He looked at Ba Dao who had been shaking his head dissatisfied all morning.

"Barely enough," Director Ba Dao said critically, "You can get off work, Hal, I'll add chicken legs to you."

"Then thank you boss," Hal, who had been practicing all morning and had no love, finally confirmed, "it's agreed, don't post it on the Internet, don't let it circulate."

If it is circulated, Hal I's fame will be ruined.

"Only for bats, don't worry," Ba Dao blinked at him, and changed the subject, "Tell me about the little hamster for whom you are willing to sell your worldly fame?"

"Winky is the cutest hamster in the world, much cuter than a squirrel - you don't want to know what squirrel I'm talking about - anyway, Winky can take all my hamster balls!"

"I understand the truth," Ba Dao said calmly, "I mean, what did you get for selling your fame? Do you want a name or contact information?"

Hal: "..."

Watching it up close and inhaling it made him so happy that he couldn't breathe. Will he remember to ask for the contact information?

"Heh." Ba Dao mocked.

"...Do you know Batman's name and contact information?" Hal chose to hurt each other.

He felt that no one would know the information about that big fierce bat.

"Of course I know," Ba Dao felt that there was something wrong with Hal's question, but he still shook the bat phone in his hand showing off, "It's not like you."

Not only does he know who Batman is and can contact him at any time, he also has a mobile phone provided by Batman himself!

Hal looked shocked.

It turns out that fur minks are so powerful!

"Yes, Leo." Hal immediately changed his face, leaned forward and poked him with his elbow, "Come on, teach me how to do it."

"...It's not what you think, Hal," Ba Dao, who sensed that Hal's brain was wide open and crooked, tried to explain, "Strictly speaking, it's based on relationships."

Because Batman is his father, of course he can get whatever he wants.

"Going...relationship?" Hal's brain continued to expand, he glanced at Ba Dao up and down, "Don't talk about you, you..."

Don't say you only know this in the context of a relationship!

Thinking about it this way is really frightening, the key point is that Gotham people are not surprised at anything!

You are still as happy as a child's domineering knife!

"I am." Ba Dao said.

I have a relationship with him, of course family.

"Fuck..." Hal had a clear understanding of the lower limit of Gotham people, "Fxxkbatman."

Ba Dao was ignited by these words, and in an instant he pressed the knife to Hal's chest ferociously, as if Hal would put him in a string if he said another wrong word.

"It's not his fault," Ba Dao repeated emphatically, "it's not his fault."

Lal forcibly kissed Leo, who was only available to Bruce, and Bruce was usually very disciplined!

He is the unique and best dad in the world!

It is already very difficult for Hal to restrain his gradually diverging imagination, not to mention that Ba Dao is still proving his imagination sentence by sentence.

So not only did the relationship happen, but it was also in an involuntary situation?Nothing is unusual in Gotham.

Hal thought about the rest of the Gotham fandom.

"Jokers, scarecrows, stuff," Hal swallowed, "did they ever have anything to do with Batman?"

Don't tell me the truth is that the entire star-chasing fan base is Batman's harem!

"No, I'm the only one with it," Ba Dao was very proud of, "If you really want to talk about relationships, Zhou Ke'er was with me before, and the other fan club members are scumbags!"

Jack used to be like family to him, but that was only in the past.

As for the others, except for Harley Quinn and Penguin, they have a purely thrashing and being thrashed relationship with him.

Howl found himself suddenly hit with the truth.

"...does Batman know about your relationship with the Joker?"

"I found out later." Ba Dao wondered why Hal asked about the clown.

Hal slapped his head in pain, and finally figured out the whole story.

Ba Dao had a relationship with the Joker, and then had a relationship with Batman. Batman later knew the relationship between Ba Dao and the Joker, so he drove Ba Dao out of Gotham.

And Ba Dao himself made no secret of this!

Every time Hal thinks he understands Leo, the facts always tell him a cruel truth: no, don't try to understand a Gotham man.

Ba Dao feels that this brain-hole man who lives on brain holes is definitely not thinking of anything good.

Hal was already convinced of his conjecture.

"Even if you trick me into pursuing Batman, it's useless," Hal persuaded earnestly, "It won't make him realize his sincerity, and you should apologize to him."

Ba Dao:?

"...Put your brains away, Ha Jiudan," Ba Dao said with an indifferent face, "Bats have forgiven me long ago."

Otherwise, it is impossible for him to go back to dance for Christmas.

Hal: "..."

forgive?So that's why you want to trick the forgiving me into Batman, so he can learn to forgive?

Don't doubt, a Gotham person can definitely do such an illogical thing with many slots!

"I suspect that the brain hole has hollowed out your brain, Hal." Ba Dao said coolly.

"To pursue someone is to be bold." Hal said.

"I don't want to pursue anyone." Ba Dao said that he hasn't found a big sister who is willing to talk to him.

"You expect him to pursue you?" Hal thought that with Batman's level of boredom, he could be bored to the end of the world.

The Frisbee next to him was silent and happy.

"No one is chasing me, Hal," Ba Dao said, "Your head needs to be knocked open."

Hal lamented that it turned out that Leo was also a little self-aware, knowing that Batman would never take the initiative to pursue him.

He felt that his imagination was very correct, and he kept nodding his head in agreement while imagining the picture.

Ba Dao felt that Ha Jiudan just needed to be beaten.

He drew his knife.

Hal:?

Hal was in a hurry to deal with the intensive attacks of Ba Dao on his head, temporarily unable to separate his mind to continue thinking about the complicated relationship between the people in Gotham.

In short, let's label Batman a scumbag first.

Batman: ?

Jason, who received the happy video file shared by Kyle, laughs himself like a retard.

"Little Wing?" Dick suspected he was ill.

Jason didn't enjoy the pleasure to himself this time, he graciously played the video again in front of Dick.

As a result, there was another mental retardation in Wayne Manor.

The little red bird and the little green bird who fought routinely had a temporary truce to check if they were infected with any strange virus.

The Fountain of Pleasure was replayed again.

mental retardation +2

Bruce in the Batcave also received the files from Kyle.Not a video of Green Lantern dying if he sees it, but a photo with a message from Leo.

The photo shows Ba Dao throwing a punch at Green Lantern like a Superman, and the Green Lantern is thrown into the air by the punch.

Bruce lamented that Leo's P-picture technology has made great progress.

He clicked on the message.

"Dad:

Let me declare first that the photo has no P, nothing at all!

Green Lantern 1/1, Superman 0/1, if I go to other maps to level up, I will fight Peter Pan!

Domineering knife awesome!

- Leo"

He couldn't help smiling, opened the superpower file, added a line under the Green Lantern profile, "Have a good relationship with Ba Dao, his personality is relatively gentle, and his intelligence is not outstanding (?)", and lowered the threat level by one level.

From the level of Superman, Professor X and Magneto down to the level of the Hulk.

seaside town.

With the plan provided by Ba Dao and the assistance of Kyle, he had several "encounters" with The Flash as Green Lantern, and Hal, who finally got online, happily returned to the apartment with a book in his hand.

"Did Winky give you a book again?" Leo, who was lying on the sofa playing cat and mouse, raised his head slightly and asked.

"Yes," Hal fondled two handfuls of books and put them on the bookshelf, "Little hamster is really nice."

"Will you read the book he gave you?" Leo expressed doubts.

"No, but I'm happy." Hal smiled like an idiot.

"Your thoughts are very dangerous." The Flash will definitely... No, the little hamster is also reluctant to hit Hal, who is proficient in brainstorming and death.

"I don't think so," Hal said, "Leo, I can finally understand how you want to use a lantern ring to gather a Batman or something like that!"

"……no, you can not."

He wanted the figure of Batman to admire, and Hal wanted the figure of Flashman definitely not for any good deeds!

"Let's talk," Hal switched the childish cat and mouse to the current news broadcast, and the news that Bruce Wayne finally found his adopted son Jason Todd, who had been missing for two years, was being broadcast on TV. Hal didn't pay much attention to it, and continued Ask, "Where are you going after that?"

Ba Dao took out a few criminals who robbed banks and kidnapped and ransomed in Haibin City, all of them were small fish and shrimp.He finally decided to leave this "nothing" city.

"Xingcheng," Ba Dao Miao replied, "the vigilantes there are just like you."

They are all forgivers!

"...he is not as bright as me." Green Arrow has no special effects, they are different!

"But he hangs out with a cuckold every night." Leo pointed out.

"Pfft...well, I can't compare to him hahahaha!"

Green Arrow: I don't want to lose face?

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The green hood, indeed the green hat (bu

PS:

Probably not at night.

After the copy of Green Arrow is completed, it will be a large-scale copy of New York, the home of Iron Man America's little spider Daredevil.

PS:

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